The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 24, 1921, Page 4

MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1921 /EXPERIENCE OF NEW YORK WOMAN | IS REMARKABLE \Mrs. "Leman Had Suffered, Ten Years From Indigestion— In Splendid Health Now PAGE FOUR . ' THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE * THEBISMARCKTRIBUNE RC Entered ‘at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second! , Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN - - — Foreign Representatives nual village. fetey:to the local married couple who have gone 12 months without a family quarrel. | This year, every married couple in Navestock 3 Editor Claimed the bacon. Possibly that is where the ‘expression, “taking home the bacon,” originated. G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Fortunate is Navestock. If you have a happy CHICAGO DETROIT | . fens Bldg. Kresge Bldg: home, nothing else matters much, : | PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH i ' i eer tgs \ \ | WANTED — A PEACE-MAKER | “I suffered’ for ten years from ner- | vous indigestion, I had no appetite and always felt miserable. I was in | such a serious condition I thought my i.time for this world was getting short. | My food didn't seem to nourish me at j all and I only weighed 85 pounds, “After taking Tanlac, I now weigh } 108 and am gaining every day. Oh! | there is such a wonders! change now. NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. | NOISE The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use| The worst pest in ocean, lake or river towns 1s aaah ed pee in this paper and also the local | just as one falls asleep. dispatches herein | MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS | for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or/the foghorn, which has a habit of moaning forth All rights of republication of special Some inventor should eliminate the foghorn by | are also reserved. |making a wireless device that would warn all! MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION iboats coming within a certain distance of the, NS eee Eat year EASABUS IN AU Nor an | anice: : | Tanlac relieved my troubles so quick- Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). . 720| That would force all boats to carry wireless ap: | | ly it eurprised me. My appetite is Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bis 5.00 paratus, which would be a great safeguard of hu-! | SblendidseLRaye penn ciate ney ae Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota........+++++ 6.00! ‘ | and feel better than I have in years: Udall iRaipala ue 'man life. |] wouldn't take one thousand dollars - THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER Whos | for what Tnlac did for me.” (Established 1878) e | | The above statement was made by Saree TALK | | Mrs. Clara Lehman, Bristol hotel, Ro-: chester, N. Y. \ | | “Tanlac is sold by leading drug- gists everywhere.” eed Ne f SUICIDE Chicago had more suicides in first nine month of 1921 than in all of 1920, Other sections report ‘That, however, is less than one a day. | similar gains in self-taking of life. | Considering the great ease with which we can. The suicide increase is an inevitable result of use the telephone convenience, which has made} There is nothing perma-'all Americans neighbors, 200 phone calls a year, nent or alarming in the increase. Better business for each inhabitant is almost the last word in| conditions will lower the rate. Few, except those silence. It doesn’t seem to show up that way on; mentally unbalanced, take their own lives on a phone bills, in communities that have metered) A critic comments that the United States is a very talkative nation since it has 200 telephone} gs calls a year for every man, woman and child. business depression. full stomach. service. | eee _——. { ge Lea i Loud clothes speak volumes. “MRS. LADY” | USEFUL | : St Laundry Blows Up’ : & an , ‘s A s a < i ; “Steamer’s Laundry lows Up’ A woman who said, “Call me plain Mrs. Lady,”| A man flies higher into the air than ever before, ! , | headine. The clothes will be washed | ashore. i drove up to a schoolhouse in New York City and jor does a new trick acrobatic act with an airplane.! distributed an auto load of apples to 2000 children.'But that doesn’t materially hasten the day when | This unusual performance halted traffic for 10|you and I can fly in safety. | minutes, the traffic cops gleefully assisting. | : ' The worst movie villain is the one who eats peanuts. Speeders often get in a pinch. | Aviation will progress faster when it is re-j Farmers instead ‘of letting food rot because/garded as a business proposition, not a stunt. | : rs selling price doesn’t pay for the trouble of market-/| The Aero Club of America knows this. It offers | FEO enact ing, would get much happiness if they hauled food a cup to the designer of a plane that can carry) cee Oe ee = Lue ele into poor districts of cities and distributed it to|“the most load the greatest distance in the short-| RA NARA IAS : ~! Spain's 28 new warships will be the jobless. The satisfaction of being a “Mrs.'est time for the least money.” iFOLLOW THESE DONT’S i ’ PEOPLES FORUM | | Morocco-bound. Lady” beats wheat at $3.50 a bushel. That’s a step toward cheap freight’ and passen- IF YOU’D AVOID FIRE i +) Lots of men have a thirst for | o knowledge of where to stop a thirst. LOVES THE LAWYE » Baldwin, N. D: iE \ger traffic by air route. Approved! i JOKE ae eee “stem ay ew E LALMER t j s H n, 32 years old,! \ Members of Safety-to-Lite Committee, ee ig ao a ee ey ae ae CAGED . | National Fire Prevention Association If men wear knickers next spring Fy women will wear snickers. Don’t fail to place metal protection under all stoves and protect wood- | Editor Tribune: I notice that some of your Bismarck lawyers, Cameron, O'llare, Davies,; McCurdy and Kocel, are going to All. some people have for break- fast is a grouch. stoye pipes through At Ayrshire, Indiana, a mine generator blows} The appalling loss of 15,000 lives. motormen, when he was off-duty, was to run into and $500,000,000 in property destroyed the street and fall down in front of a street car. That upset the nerves of the electric driver and! Hugh got many a laugh. The other morning, he tried his trick before a| car driven by motorman Pat Connolley. The brakes didn’t work. Brennan has a fractured | skull. Every practical joker eventua| ly causes al |mile and a quarter away and goes through to the; up. A flywheel weighing four tons is scattered | as if hit by a giant Babe Ruth. One piece, 1000 pounds, hits the roof of a two-story residence aj cellar. It takes instances like this to remind us of the| enormous forces that have been caged by civilized man. Yet these forces are puny alongside those} by fire in the United States during! the year 1920 has been recognized by | the federal government us a menace to the nation’s welfare. National Fire Prevention organiza- tions charge that 82 per cent of those | killed and injured each year by fire are mothers and children under school age. Notwithstanding the school tragedy at Collinwood, a suburb of Cleveland, 001 _build- celling, roofs or wooden partitions. Don't neglect to have all. flues cleaned, examined and repaired at least once each year. Don't fail to previde screens for open fireplaces. Don’t connect gas stoves, heaters or hot plates with rubber hose. Don’t use gasoline or benzine to cleanse clothing near an open flame, light or fire. Use non-intlammable cleaner. I speak at. school house meetings. Thére are only two times the lawyers come out to see us farmicrs, when they want to tell us how to vote and when they come to foreclose on our farms! and our chattels. Hl A FARMER. ON MAY Editor Tribune: A mistaken impression has been; created by the Mandan city election| When strikes come in the door prosperity flys out of the window. It will be a hard winter for the man* whose wife has cold feet. The report that American women are growing whiskers will cause some hair-pulling. serious accident. Unfortunately, it is not always | caged by nature. Enough power is stored in a/ 0» 90 per cent of the hast week ‘The Mandan Pioneer and}, 7 Tices going down further’ —news to himself. GOSH! The megaphone man on rubberneck wagons at Uniontown, Pa., should point out Thomas Mar-} rucci, street sweeper. Eight years ago, Tom| came from Italy, penniless. His ‘wages never have been more than $2.50 a day. i Now he buys a home, paying $10,000 for it.| | “This makes 12 properties I own,” said Tom, be-! tween sweeps of: his brush. | This is another wonder worked by the little) giant, Thrift. To get dollars and cents, you need | dollars and sense. park Si eeaee ees MILL e At Pawtucket, Rhode Island, the old Slater mill} is being fitted up as a textile museum. It was! built in 1790, as a clothing factory, and still is in, excellent condition. - In those.old days, before iron nails were cheap, when houses were put together with wooden pegs, | they built better than we do now. At least, you often hear old-timers say so. Maybe they did, on the average. But, barring earthquakes, the Wool- worth Building will be standing hundreds of years hence. P We may not do things as thoroughly as our an- cestors, but we do a hundred times as much. LOAD Three excellent slogans, suggested by American Federation of Labor for banners in disarmament parades, November 11: | “In 40 years Germany will pay 30 billions for} indemnity. At the present rate, in 40 years the United States will pay 30 billions for armament.| The winners lose.” “War is hell. Armed peace is the gateway to hell. The world is nqw spending each year for war) preparations eight billions. At 5 per cent, this represents income from 160 billions. The great-| est drag on industry.” ‘central office made it possible to relieve unem- | square inch of atoms to destroy the earth. Man| ‘seeks a means of releasing this atomic force. | \Maybe it’s better that he fails. Too much of a) temptation for militarists. } FEEL FOR PITTSBURG | The Mellon Institute investigates and learns that 600 to 2000 tons of soot fall to the square) mile in Pittsburg yearly. And Pittsburg claims, it is not the smokiest town. | Scientists say the smoke nuisance costs Chicago) $50,000,000 a year. All cities have similar losses. The nuisanace of smoke isn’t limited to wash- ing curtains and keeping the clothes clean. A tin roof, for instance, lasts 18 to 15’ years in a smoky city, 18 to 28 years in.a smokeless city. | The Electric Age, when coal will be burned at) mines and the country put on an electrical basis, | is close at ,hand. A few’ more decades and the! only smoke in cities will be from tobacco. Maybe the blue laws will stop even that. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented. here in order that our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day. | THE JOBLESS MEN \ There is a movement at Washington to restore) the Federation employment bureau. It was starved out of existence by the refusal/ of congress to make appropriations for its support. | Secretary of Labor Davis has appealed to con-| gress for an appropriation of two hundred and! fifty millions. with which to restore the system. It was a wholesome and effective agency for| bringing men and jobs together. Under its opera-} tion it was disclosed that there is often a sur- plus of labor in one section and a shortage in an-| other. The regular reports of the system to a ‘lish near buildings, fences and other {ean’t do a thing. Do you want to thelp?” “Yes, sir!” spoke up Nick. “We ings of the. United States are today classed ag veritable fire traps. The. fire: tdst in the United States exceeds ‘the totalcost of education. Approximately: ‘306,000‘homes are de- stroyed in one year. _ .Follow These Don'ts In order to keep the “home” fires burning— Don’t permit rubbish to accumu- late in basements, workshops or any- where about the premises. Clean property seldom burns. Don’t burn trash. brush or rub- property, nor permit children to do so. Don't keep ashes in wooden boxes ‘or deposit them against wooden buildings or partitions. Keep in non- combustible receptacles. Don’t change your electric wiring without consulting a competent electrician. Don't hang electric light cords.on nails. Don’t fail to take precaution with electric flatirons and always use with signal light. ADVENTURE OF — THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts “I have some more work for you, kiddies,” said Cap'n Pennywinkle to the Twins when they had returned from the Fairy Queen’s Palace after taking her the lost bag of gold. “I hear that the sharks are plotting against nice big Mr, Whale. One of them couldn't harm him, he is so bis, but if they get together, thoy're a mean lot. If they would sta the sea, I could settle them hh ing them my magic badge and s 2 my magic stick at them, but the terri- ble fellows stay mostly on top and I should like to ever so much, shouldn't we, Nancy:?” Nancy said y had told them i because tho teacher school how useful Mr. Whale was, And she 9 Lold them that sharks were wicked. “Well, then,” said Cap'n Penny- winkle, “I'll call the éuttle-fish, and Don’t use liquid polishes near open lights. Many such compounds con- tain volatile inflammable oils. Don't Use a Torch Don’t thaw frozen water pipes by the Fargo Forum stated that the elec- tion. would be a test between the Non-| | partisans and the Independents. is not true. This Anyone knows that in applying a torch or open flame of any kind. Wrap pipes loosely with cloths and pour on hot water, or send for a plumber. Don’t allow children to play with matches. Keep matches in closed metal box. Don’t go into closets with lighted matches ox candles. Don’t fail to remember that there is always danger in the discarded cigarette and cigar stub. Don’t let electric wires come inj contact with metal objects. Don’t hang lace curtains near un- protected gas jets. Don’t stand coal shaky tables. Don’t use hot hair curlers with- out removing celluloid combs. Have you taken these precautions to pretect your home? If not, start today—-National Fire | Prevention be- gins at home. oil lamps onj Ree GERMAN TRADE REVIVED. Grimsby, /Eng., Oct. 24—-The Grims- by herring trade wita Germany has been revived. The first cargo sinc? the ,war, 600 cases, has been shipped to Hamburg cascaf enact vinlanoseat@rvaanasncanec owt Maa | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO | ments which enter into it, that can not be compared to the state issues. The fact that the Nonpartisans polled over 650 votes in Mandan and their candidate was defeated by only 120 votes does not mean that the Non- partisans will come that close to car- rying the city of Mandan next Friday. | While there may be some increase or; change in the vote yet 1 do not think | that the Nonpartisans can make any such showing. The impre: 1 creat- by misleading publicity in Forum and Pioneer newspa- the ‘pers which are supporting Mr. Nestos ought to be corrected, snd I hope you will have the grace to «io so. ' A VOTER, Glen Ullin. | | i | FLIES WITHOUT MOTOR. Munich, Bavaria, Oct. 24—A Ger- man airman at Bisihofisheim has just made a successful flight of 20 minutes with a motorless airpiane. chine rose 450 feet and yards. sailed 12 The alimentary canai of the adult person is about 30 feet long. CETIST FROM. | BIGG, STRONG BH Co. | BIGG, STRONG HF Co. ri . The ma-! item. Yes, into our pocket. It’s, hard to keep up with running, expenses. “Congressmen betting on race horse,” says a news item. what ‘do they know about speed? Ana when that Kentucky jury drank the evidence the paper .prob- ably said “Case goes to jury.” These tourists going overseas to see war ruins had. better stay at home and give our war ruins jobs. A man wants a divorce because is. wife is a palmist. An itching palmist, perhaps. America is short one million homes; but there are more short homes that that. After the trip is over a man realizes hose “No hunting” signs were cor- ct. Auto Theft Record, ..,;;;,, Held By Chicago St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 24—Despite a 20 per cent increase in the number of automobiles, thefts vf automobiles decreased 10 per cent in 1920 as com- pared with 1919, according to sta- tistics made public at headquarters of the National Automubilc Dealers’ as- | sociation here. | The association attributed.the de- | cline to yesults obtained from the fed- ‘ral motor vehicle theft law, more stringent laws in various states for |'the punishment of automobile thieves and vigorous police activity. In 1920 \the statistics showed that approximately 30,000 aulomcbiles were stolen in 28 large cities of the coun- jtry. This number was 3,000 less than those stolen in 1919. With a theft list of 5,500 machines, |Chicago had the largest. number of | motor vehicles stolen. New York had | 5,200 and ranked next io Chicago. ‘A large decrease in the number of machines stolen. in St. Louis was noted. In 1919 the number was 1,200, while only 800 thefts were reported! in 41920. Dayton, Ohio, had an unusual rec- ord of having recovered. more stolen “The cost of the World War, to the United| ployment in one district by supplying the demand ‘Nick, you run and get me a bottle.” : There Tew oaghia wht ENTLSMEN > : , 4 a fit | Thereupon he blew on his whistle and Sei cars than the actual number of tlefts States alone, would buy a flivver for every man,|elsewhere. fifty Wigglefin people came hurrying K RECSiven Youe PRIC reported, with 198 stolen and 211 re- i woman and child in the United States. The-uncertainty cf criplorment is one of the|* ones xt see wha aves wanted, LIST. Youe -LETTER-HEAD SHOWS A covered. : ‘ | greatest evils of modern life. It may not seem anveit here: “onttte” Fuodded the LARGE BUICDING WITH Nour Laisa eiey OE eee a eae any. ree o RIVER |a great evil to the other gzoups, in society, but|faityman. | “T want you, The fost of | BOSS nae BOCUACLy. cent of the stolen autoobiles. Do you know the longest river in the world?) the everlasting thought with the worker, particu-| ean wale tne. otters : MOUNTAIN MON ‘TS. : Dublin, Oct. 24.--By his expressed Your answer probably is: the Amazon. Yet its) larly the unskilled, is: Will the job last? His job|Swam away. ‘Pretty soon Nick returned with a length is only 3900 miles. The Nile is 4000 miles, means food for his family, shoes and school and pottle. It was one that Mr. Grouch the Mississippi 2486 miles, and the Mississippi-|happiness for his children, means the rent that|Crumpalong had thrown overboard ii i ri i iles. ato ; . . an ocean trip one time after he had Missouri river is 4221 miles, longest in the world.|keeps the roof over their heads. With his em-jtaken all of his rheimatism pills. “Tt . This doesn’t mean much to us, but it did to/Ployment precarious and as in the present case,|¢ame in handy now, although so far) America’s pioneers. Early settlers of a country|With more than 5,000,000 men jobless, all, except teeymen Anta ft OeIRGr Ea always follow rivers from the coast. jthose who want an oversupply of labor in order] should be useful in saving Mr. Whale from the sharks. River navigation is coming back. Watch the} to make wages low, must see wrong and deadly] “Now then, Cvttle,” said the Cap'n, IF MISREPRCSENTATION AT THE TOP OF YOUR LETTERS WHAT'S To Stoe Iv FROM SOAKING DOWN [NTO THE REST OF IT F ‘Yours In DovsSt, wish, Samuel Richurd Grubb, a large | Tipperary landowner and deputy lien- | tenant of the county, was buried on | the remotest part of the mountain | overlooking his estat _ Punch said to have originated {in the East Indies. i inland ri Ss. i \wrong ir i 14 i .ck ink?” | 4 river towns. They have big futures. ‘ed : Pes oor! tenure of employment. sate any, ice: bt ick ine! eS nar | ATARRH aa ol Se | The Federal employment system cannot cure| “Then,” said tne Cap'n, “fill this bot- Ns of bead oe throat is usualls HAPPINESS has defect. But it can help minimize it, and con-} tle, will you?” ‘ | . on = a | ‘ Rial English village clams i is the Me to te Weltare of the nation| (copyrignt. 1821, NB A. Service) V K Ss nin the world. For centuries it has had! ‘unds for 1t to be res' ~ ray ST aM! | S H tored to opera: Comtnectieit was the first state to | | tet pa Rebelde ‘custom of awarding a side of bacon, at the an-!tion.~ Portland Journal. tadopt.a constiiution. aT