The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 27, 1921, Page 4

| } i - «with a star—or explode from internal heat. HE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Resvetice, Bismarck; aN. D. as Second GEORGE D. MANN : ° : Foreign Representa G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bide. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH | NEWYORK - + += Fifth Ave. Bldg’ ‘Time was, says McCabe, when the whole world Hdd Be A a a a cS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use was tropical. tor publication of all news credited, to it or not otherwise ‘ tredited in this paper and also the local news published; Successive Ice Ages brought winter as a perma- nent institution—about 5,000,000 years ago. herein. The last Ice Age left permanent ice-sheets at ‘of vitality. The heart of our world (the sun) is 92,000,000 miles away. As long as the sun main- z Editor| tains its vitalizing stream above a certain level, | we live.“ ‘Will the heart fail? Will'the cold ‘rigor of death one day rob earth of its color and move- |ment? The question is not if, but when.” Hi * * * All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are elso reserved. _—_—$—$— $$ MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year ...... ropa + $7.20) Daily by mail, per. year (in Bismarck Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarek. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota .........++ 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) E> jbroad temperate latitude and changing seasons. | The date at which McCabe expects the earth to | become permanently covered with ice is about | 6,000,000 years hence. No immediate cause for worry. But the earth, in terms of those enormous per- \iods by which science measures time, grows stead- TO MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL ily colder. ve Rachel, famous French actress, who visited; How would you like to be the last man alive on America in the time of Jenny’Lind, was at the! earth, retreating before the advancing ice? height of her succes in 1850. : j As a girl she was undersized and ugly,.with a | WHAT THE POLES MUST LEARN face she said was like a comic mask. Yet. Theo-| The newspapers of Poland, in a frenzy of an- 1 Gautier, the novelist, later said, “She is won-| ger, are threatening that “an army of Polish phi derfully fair!” | What made the change? - |Germany, anybody or everybody.” Sha says it was through a revelation that came The grouch of the Poles, as reflected in their! i i the statuary in the! newspapers, is directed particularly at Premier to her in her first sight of ry Louvre. , _|Lloyd George of Great Britain, who is denounced She'went back many times as if to absorb their’ 2S “arrogant, impudent and brutal.” beauty through her’ eyes. + The head and front of Lioyd George’s offending, “Pye wanted to be beautiful, and they say I’ve from the Polish standpoint, is that he insist that become so,”'she said, atthe height of her fame.) Poland keep her treaty pledges and desist from a “I Jearned more among those busts and ed nce es action which, if persisted in, bids fair to than I ever learned at the conservatory. It was! involve Europe in another war. i as though the beauty and dignity of those figures| passed into my soul, and became a part of my-| many injustices which Poland has suffered during -aelf.” | ; abana feats ening hares most sympathetic parti- Here’s an unusual recipe. Perhaps it w ;Sans must admit that since she took her place} take an actress to employ it. But many feel they) in the family of nations under the peace treaty, have the necessary satan ears great eee et given many evidencs of unwillingness to! recipe for beauty might be wo trying. Similar/ “play the game.” x opportunities are available even to those who can} One of the things Poland has got to leayn is to not visit art museums like the Louvre. jforget the past and to recognize that the rights she acquired under the treaty are valid only to the degree that she is wiling to assume the obli- gations that go with them. The first of these obligations is to help re-estab- ae lish peace and good feeling i FACTORY 6000 YEARS OLD This can be ni b; : atic see ee Ruins of a large ammunition factory, in which) | datiéavand te ifesting a spirit of ac- workers made stone axes for warfare 6000 years) : Lo eather ago, have been dug up in Wales. ‘ ‘ “The factory covered hundreds of acres,”+ re- ‘ports S. Hazzledine Warren in a lecture before the ‘Royal Anthropplogical Society in London.) “We found a big scrap pile — stone axes finished but broken by a last blow.” fe, This is one of the earliest known instances of men banding together to work. What caused primitive men to pool their labor? The same thing that causes wolves to run in packs war. Quite likely the slaves went to war while the You can’t get rid of a war politician. Vote him out of office and he begins publishing his me- moirs. EDITORIAL REV _ “AND YET I KICK” I am writing this in the living room of my home, on a typewriter that weighs no more than a:modern-sized book.. Light is provided by a lamp in which burn two incandescent bulbs. In an ad- profiteer of that day stayed at home bossing the joining room is a telephone from which I can talk ax factory. ‘ : to any city on this continent. On the wall is a The extent of man’s progress can be measured | thermostat which regulates the flow of gas in my by comparing motives behind that Welsh stone-| furnace, and keeps the room at an even. temper- munitions factory of 400 B. C. with those behind) ature of 70 degrees. A music cabinet contains the steel-munitions factories of recent years.’ |records of the finest arias from the best operas, That progress isn’t much to brag about. |and selections by the greatést musicians in the! History repeatsy basically, it never changes.| world I can hear this music, leaning back #h a| We merely do the old things with new devices. {comfortable chair while I smoke a ‘cigar, and 1, War seems to be as firmly implanted in man of; don’t have to defer to’ anyone in making. up my) today ag it was 6000, years ago. ‘ ;program for the evening. — i | Civilization is savagery—plus intellect. | ‘Almost within arm’s ‘reach are seVeral | shelves Nor do the causes of wars change. Take that) of books filled with.the most ‘profound and beau- primitive stone-ax factory in Wales. What were |tifully expressed thoughts of the ages. I can its workers arming for? Possibly two chiefs had spend an hour with Benjamin Franklin and absorb a row over a woman. Or one chief said his rival the homely wisdom of that great age; I can enjoy resembled a cross-eyed dinosaur. But it’s a pretty the sparkling tales by the three masters of the sure gamble that most primitive wars were for short story: 0. Henry, Guy de May; possession of the best hunting ground. | Rudyard Kipling. I can lagigh with’ Trade wars, we call such things today. Scarcity of prohibition enforcement agents;_ itself over the known world and then watch it ghowever, comes at a time when’ there’s not much crumble because its people could not stand pros- left to transport. ; ‘perity. —/ t For a few cents a day I have deliveréd to my home the news from the four:corners of the world. HOW WILL THE WORLD END? * *: This mysterious earth on which you live, ulti- The floors of my hcme are cleaned with a suction smately will become completely covered with thick Sweeper, while the clothes are put through an ‘ice. * , jelectric washer and ironed in an electric man- = .That’s the prediction, not of an ice man, but of gle. My. children attend a‘ school where they are 1a competent scientist, Joseph McCabe, in a recent given a better-education than the sons of kings ‘book. It’s one of many theories. Others include Could command a coztry ago. , Predictions that the earth may end by colliding | I go to work in'a mechine which some people | call an automobile, and I travel a distance in three- McCabe’s theory is of unusual interest, by rea-| quarters of an hour which would have been an all- son of its bearing on the notion you probably | 4ay trip\for my father, a generation ago. I enjoy | jall these: things and yet I am just an ordinary citizen with an ordinary income, living in an or- z) The world, says McCabe, already has had five inary way. Tens of thousands have just as much dee Ages—during which glacial caps of ice moved |28 I—and more. ‘down from the North Pole like advancing flat-| And yet I kick and wonder what ails the world. irons, melting before they reached the equator. | Were the good things of life ever so casily at the ,, The interior of: the earth, under the 50-mile-|Command.of ordinary man as they are today? To ‘deep rust on which you live, is supposed to be a| be perfectly frank, don’t we all do a lot of welch- molten mass. But it’s cooling steadily. ing that'we haven’t any right to do? And if we __ Finally, McCabe predicts, will come an Ice Age|Ten’t careful, isn’t there danger that we will up- that will be permanent. set the greatest civilization the world has, ever \ “From the astronomical point of view, our globe t0wn?—From the Jayhaw, Ors: ahave, that “the climate’s changing.” 4 * s * * is. already. dead, or-has, at the moat, a feeble pulse : {the Poles, 2,000,000 years ago, and brought aj | heroes will be remobilized to fight Great Britain, | After making every possible allowance for the||_ | REHEARSED | GRADUATION j {wey sees THE HORSES, HAW! ww! SATTERFIELD — ap” In the’ bey, lives Mr. Away’ Sprinkle-Bloww; the fairy! weather-ma Hig house {s on a star as are all his warehouses, where he keeps bar- rels of windg;{ showers, | sun-rays, moon-rays, tq snow flurries and what not stor ‘away for use. i, Stars are gueecr things as well as beautiful, eer in this way, they keep yo essing="and wondering. {Some are’ whole worlds like ours, some are houses where fairy-tolk live and some are just bright little fairies themselves winking down at you and wanting to be friends.“ But Mr. Sprin kle-Blow’ Ved ‘on’ thé inmost unusual star of alli-for-it is the:Nine-Hundred- and Ninety-Ninth Kingdom of Fairy- land, and contains all sorts of con- traptions for making weather as weil as storehouses for keeping it after it is made. Also, and here's a thing you never BY HERBERT, QQUICK Washington, May 27.—What’ stands in the way of better times? The great big thing which keeps us poor and idle and miserable is the fail- ure of farm crops to move. I am go- ing to tell you how to move them. To move them now. Not in 1922, not in +1923, but in this, year of grace, 1921. Business has'a log-jam across the stream of recovery.’ I'am going to tell you how we may climb down the face ant and|of the jam and cut the key-log that kTwain | 2oles all the rest back and prevents the great part of products from float- jor philosophize with Herbert Spencer. I can fol-| ing down to market. |low Gibson and see the great Roman empire spread | Don’t stop reading. This is the real goods. It is not mine. I am merely the instrument through which this pa- per is to tell you about it. | But first let me say why I call farm products the key-log.in the business yam. | First, farm products lead all others {in value and. tonnage. - And. they are | stopped dead in their tracks. They lie {on the farmers’ hands‘like an ice crop jin Greenland—just as if nobody want- jed them. And the world .is starving for them! aif People who coul@ pay: for them if they had’ the chance are’ dropping. them. Women are pressing starved /linfants ‘to dry. breasts. People are eating the bark of trees, and filling their with clay and earth to deaden the pangs of starvation. They go naked and barefooted for lack of them. God never looked down on this world so agonized, so dead to! hope, so lost to promise as now. Meanwhile America’s Crops Rot And our crops are rotting on our hands, our farmers are unable to pay their debts, many fields are going untilled, our wonderful farming class are beginning to doubt. the Diving guidance of the world, because nobody can buy-their wheat and-corn and fat stock and cotton and wool, If the devil had had the making of {things all to his own infernal will, he |couldn’t have sthemed out a ‘worse fix for the world. For it is ruining the world financially,’ morally, and spiritually. And if the farm crops could move to market, the hungty’and naked could ADVENTURES OF THE By Olive Barton Roberts .}of the Nuisance Fairies HELPING BOOM BUSINESS Put America’s Crop in Reach of Starving Millions! down by the roadsides.and dying for, agonized stomachs | OWE, ARK STANDING ON.” (TRE THRESHOLD OF LIFE, GAZING WITH PALPITATING HEARTS ACROSS THE. MOUNTAIN ‘TORS OF TWINS He had all: kinds of contraptions for makings weather as well as keeping it, did know -until this time, the house! are there. They have, to stay there whether, they like it or ‘not, Jack Frost, Mr. Storm and Old Man.Flood, Sizzly Dry Weath- er and. the othey fe, It keeps Mr. Sprinkie-Blow busy as' a_drummer tending to these trouble some creatures and his weather, too. He has to watch ’em like anything, for if they all had their way, earth people would have 40 kinds of weath- er at once. Of course, Mr. Sun helps a lot for Mr. Storm and Jack, Frost are.as good as pie when he is around, but Mr., Sprinkle-Blow is pretty, busy: And it was to help Mr. Sprinkles Blow that Nancy and Nick, twins, with: magic green wishing shoes,| wish So you see they were going to be. pret ty busy. 4 (Copyright, 1921, by Newspaper En- terprise.) be fed \and clothed, the idle could be set to work, the farmers could begin: to buy and ye and pay their debts, the factories could begin to operate?) & jaaving real security.. to offer. the mines could start up, the railways could begin to haul loaded trains— the whole frozen stream of human functions would " be. thawed, and tiiings would move not ‘only in our country, but in-all the world. This thing can be brought about by a simple act of Congress which will merely enable us to do what everyone ktiows we could and ought‘to and want to do. The Remedy for the Situation The plan I am advocating, and which I want every-community in the United |.States to advocate in nublic meetings, petitions, and resolutions, so that Con- gress may know that they have the command from the people to act; is to pass @ bill which by the time this is read, or very soon thereafter, will be introduced in Congress, to establish an Agricultural Foreign Trade Financing Corporation to extend proper credits to nationss to coporations, to. coopera- tive societies, or to individuals wishing to buy our surplus farm products and er. This means cotton, wool, pork,’ corn, oats, wheat, rye:and like staples. The demand is there in Europe. Eu- ropean peoples have ‘got used to con- suming. our products, The. farmers last year gave to Europe under the gift-corn” project some 500 tons of corn. Up to’ that-time most of the Eu- Topean peoples did not think that corn was fit for human food. But Howar the head of the American Farm Bu- reau Federation, started the move- ment to give away the corn to Europe's starving peoples, and Carl Vrooman, formerly assistant secretary of. agri- culture ,took hold of the movement and carried it through to a certain lev- el of success. Europe‘learned ‘to eat corn! 5. Hoover started grinding corn in Bel- gium in 1915. His little mills ground -|a few hundred tons a month.. Now these same people have their own maize mills and are eating 6,000 tons a month. land, where the great food of the peo- ple has been rye. | Start the Thing and Watch It Grow. Now. Poland has already agreed to take 1,000 tons of corn a week, if they can only be given ‘credit along the lines which might with perfect safety | ha extended through the Agricultural Foreign Trade Financing Corporation —which Congress is going to set up if there ig a mass meeting in every agri- cultural school district in the United States in.the last week in May and the iM GOOD MAN, ou HA {FEATURE — You'Re GOOD NATURED $! ' Bur t€ & WERE SOU SD THROTTLE ‘DOWN THAT BRAY OF YOURS ‘AGOUT 8S” It ONE REDEEMINI SOUNDS UKs: Nou WAD BSEN DRIAKING JACKASS - Some of ‘the gift, corn went to Po-| 3 SIXTY-SEVEN Saint Paul Man Feels Like A Different Man Since Tanlac Freed Him Of Troubles. “Tt have gained ten pounds in weight consider remarkable for a man of my age, as‘l am now. sixty-seven,” said Andy Clement of 538 Marshall ‘street, “| St. Paul,.Minn, | “T suffered for four years from a bad case of stomach trouble, my appetite 4 was gone and what little I forced my- . self to eat seemed to do me more harm than good, for I guffered terribly with indigestion after every meal. I was so badly crippled up with rheumatism I colld hardly get about. My kidneys were badly out of order and J had se- vere pging in my. back. I was so nerv- ous and restless I never slept well and felt all tired out on-getting up. ‘I lost weight constantly and felt so tired and worn out it was always hard for me to get through my days work. “But I believe Tanlac has given me @ new lease on life. My appetite is {now splendid and I never feel a touch of indigestion, I never feel any pains from rheumatism, and I can get about without any trouble. These pains have left my back and my ‘kidneys don’t bother me at all. I sleep at.night just like a healthy boy and wake up in the morning feeling ‘fine. It's easy for }me-to. do my work now, and the fact is I don’t feel like the same man since, taking Tanlae.” / first in June( and in every Clty pre- cinct where the business, church and labor people open their eyes and see what this thing would do for them. Start this thing and it will grow he- yond imagination. ‘ To return to Poland. -It will take almost any amount of cotton and spin it and take its pay in the cloth it spins. {And the densest and nakedest popula- j tion in the world is in Poland and at Poland's doors. | The farmers of the United States in their “gift-corn” project gave of their ;land and labor to the’ starving;~ the railway laborers worked gratis’to ship it; the railways hauled it free, It was bread cast upon the waters, and it will retdfn-after not very many days—if you, and <You, and YOU get {busy and mix common ‘sense with en- ergy in about ‘equal portions, season it with the holy spirit of enlightened selfishness and ‘get busy on this bill which will pass if you ask for it and command it. ic shader |e; | AT THE MOVIES | SS | AT: THE REX | Tonight is amateur night at the ftex. This has grown to be a regular | weekly. event at this popular amuse- with it for today is a regular hum- dinger. . ‘be Sapphire Girls” cal’ farce “At the | Races;” ‘Harry ‘ Carrey® in ‘“‘Brothers” and Chas. Hutchinson in “The Double Adventure.” > \ $ ELTINGE. ATTRA! Ny Fhomag Hey’ who! wing at the fENIngé ‘today Ip “The City: of Si- jent Men,"-as-Jim Mo ntgomery became entangled.in a web of ‘circumstantial evidencé ‘so corivincing that he was sent to prison for an.act of which he was innocent. Upon getting away from prison he travels across ‘the continent from New. York to California in an ef- fort to cover a past, which although |unjustly so, had placed a mark ypon i him, It is a rdle of appeal and power for which no player better suited than Thomas Meighan could have been se- lected. Lois Wilson is the girl in the story and Kate Bruce the mother. The picture will be shown tomdrrow, Sat- urday, also. AT THE BISMARCK A five-year-old boy was speaking. “This is my second trip to Florida,” he said. “I like it so much that I think I shall buy an estate here.” The child was Lawrence Johnston, ;who can boast of having sat in the laps of our most prominent motion \picture stara, including Mary Pick- ford, Marguerite Clark, Elsie Fergu- ;son and Mae Murray. Lawrence ‘is ja big favorite at the Famous Players studio in New York:;.“Once he has played in a picture Witla feminine | Star, she is sure to request that he be given a part in her next one. The jTesult is that. Lawrence is dated up {for months ahead and is as hard to jget as a telephone number. | Master Johnston has a prominent Tole in the George Fitzmaurice pro- jduction. “The Right to Leve/’ in ; Which ‘Mae Murry and David Powell {are featured at’ the Bismarck Thea- tre next week. It was while making scenes‘ for this: picture in Florida that jLawrence announced his proposed jreal estate venture there, From Our York -” Correspondent | py Newspaper Enterprise, © ‘York, S. C., May 27.—There are more wealthy bachelors in this town of 3,500 inhabitants than in any other {town in South Carolina, according to Rev. T. Tracy Wash, pastor of the Church of the Good Shepherd, Epis- copal. He has been making an inves- tigation of the matter over the state. i “One. always finds a lot of old {maids in a town,” says Rev. Walsh; |“but I know of no town having so |many bachelors—wealthy bachelors | who ought to marry.” ——————————____, Laughing y in His Sleeve _ “I was told nothing ah operas tion would heip my stomach; trouble, jand was getting ready for the opera- {tion when \a friend advised me to try iMayr’s Wonderful Remedy. The |first dose helped me, I am now as well as ever in my lite, and am laugh- ing up my sleeve at the doctors.” It js a simple, harniless preparation that ;Temoves the catarrhal mucus from the {intestinal tract and allays the inflam- |mation which causes practically: all stomach, liver and intestinal ailments, including appendicitis. One dose will convince or money refunded. Sold at all Druggists. ——vo j since I began taking Tanlac, which 1; ment place and the show that goes° a 4 t ayy § é i ! 7