The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 24, 1921, Page 7

D—At once, girl for general cafe work. Top wages for a good girl, Ae At pel for general housework, Phone; No. 746, or call at 613 3rd St. S2hlw WANTED—A' competent girl for’ gen- eral housework. Mrs. 0. E. Ander- son, 403.3rd St. 583 3b, NTED—Boy dishwasher at the Minute Lunch. ! 5-24. lwk FOR GALE - MOUSES A FOR SALE—Bungalow, bath, hard wood floors, full’ base- ment, furnace heat, ; lot 50140, very pretty home;; for quick sale, $2,700; terms: cam be giver. Phone _961._H Henry. 5-23-1w FOR SAL lew house. of five roqms,. barn, city water, and ‘ong.acre of land. A. bargain~at $2,300; $350 cash. J. H. Holihan, 314 Rrqadway. |ALE—E! 75 feet of ground, can give posses: sion in two weeks. Call at Hew) man Ode, 410 15th St. or phone _S3LR. *52b3t FOR RENT;-Large room and kitchen- ette im modern house furnished for light. hongeweeping. Phone G12. Call 723 Third street. 5-23-3t FOR RENT+Pleasant front room, in @ moder# home four blocks frdm the postoftice. Young lady preferred. __114Ave. Phone 558L. 5-23 lwk SMALL HOUSE for rent or sale about June 1, Further information apply _ J. L, Kelly, 302 Ave. D, uous ae w bth. “War. _ + 610 FOR RENT—Strictly , modera apert- ment in the Rose Apartments 215 | 3rd’ street. ~ 852 FOR RENT—Modern flat. L. K. Thompson, Phone 287. 5-24-3t Neen eee ee ee need AUTOMOBILES — MOTORCYCLES FOR SALE—Ford Coupe, in first class shape, gelf. starter, 30x3.1-2. cord tires, demountabie rims. Wilt setl at big bargain. Washburn Tele- * phone Co., Washburp, N. D._5-18-1w FOR SALE—Ford Sedan a liberal discount.—Car same as.new. Bank- able paper accepted. Lock Box 298 Bismarck, N. D. “ -5-23-5t JALE—Ford touring car, 1917 mode}, in good condition; $295 cash takes ft; a real bargain. © Phow T26-R. SAVE $400—Brand New G. M. C 16 ton truck. Enclosed Cab and comljnation body. P. 0. Box 20: _Bismarck.__ 5:2 FOR SALE—Ford truck, cheap for cash, Phone 427. P.O. Box 624. 5 . 5-181w FOR.,RENT—Garage for one car. 607 Gtit street. Phone.782. 5 24 ot Naysns WANTED, 3% REWARD WILL BE PAID—To anyone furnishing. information en- abling me to rent a good, desirable modern home. in Bismarck; eontain ing seven or more rooms. - Call -922 or write Box 481, or’ calf at’ 212 2nd Sto tk J 3 18lw ‘MATERNITY Corsets; ~-Supporting Corsets,. Sacro-Iliac Corsets; Sacro- lliac “Belts, Abdominal Belts, for men aad. women, Spencer Reju- veno Corsets. Mrs;.F.; W. Mofitt, idegistered: Spencer Corsetiere, Bis-| marck, N. D., Telephone 30, Room , 210 Grand Pacific Hotel., ; Advice “ Free. | d PRE WAR PRICES on cleaning, re- « blocking, and: r js: men’s hats, Eagle Tailoring & Hat. Work ; Phone, 68. epposite > i i Aa MET FOR SALE—Complete fumed oak din- ing roomt éet, sewing machine No. 9x12. body, Brussels rug, white en- ameled baby scale, Call 16 Ave ‘West, mornings. __, 519-1w , We-store furniture.; Main 8t. i ti a ~4-26-1mo FIRST - WORK— Cleaning. . pressing: A , Indies’ and. men’s clothing, Eagle Talloriog & Hat Works. ‘phone -68, opposite __postoffice. 1-18-f FOR-SALE—Furniture, Maytag metal, electric washer; while enamel bed- room suite, gas ramge, victrola. Call at once, 322 2nd St ef 5-24lw Fo FOR SALE—Agricultural Dent shelled and graded corn, $2.50-a bushel. In- quire Menoken Farmers State bank, in, N.D. 5-23-1W FOR SALE—My half share in good business. Will bring in $400 a month rent.’ Call California Fruit Store, Mike Kirk, 6-23-1wk. FOR SALE—Reed baby cai rst class condition; also for sale-1.Ford Sedan, .rua: less than 1000 miles. Call 848. -18-1w STRAYED OR STOLEN—One cow, cream color, white star in forehead and white hind feet. Thos. Garross. ‘ 5-181w CLOTHES repairing, remodeling, dry- cleaning and pressing by tailors _ who know how.” Klein, tailo and cleaner. 5-13-1m ELECTRIC MOTORS—If you havej any new or second hand motors.for sale, phone Skeels Electric Shop. ‘ : 5-24-3t weet et Ne IF YOU ‘WANT TO SELL your Bis- magck property, list with us. Phone 961. Henry & Henry. 518-lw Pala ee Shh A igs ot Sir Sa FOR SALE—Majestic Range -end kitchen cabinet. Good condition. Call 222:2nd St. bis -b21-Iw ¥OR RHNT—One furnished room for light housekeeping. 620 6th street. (Mrs, A. Rohrer. 21-3t FOR SALE—One cornet, jat; first class condition. Henry, Esmark. Phone No. 1. 5-20-3t FOR SALE OR TRADE—One upright piano; will trade for~ car. Write 230 Tribune. 10-4 FOR PROMPT, efficient service, list your real estate for sale with Henry & Henry. > 5-18-lw FOR SALE—Oats and Speltz, inquire at Ed. Klipstein, Menoken, N. D: _. = _ 5-24 1wk Chimneys } and furnaces cleaned. Call 231 Batner hotse. §-21-3t Write. or. phong New Cafe, it | 1—Hoyse of five: rooms, very pretty ' “QNE/OF THESE HOMES 4 —E lot, with trees, 75x140; price $2,- 000; $500.down And balance $20 a month, 2—A very nice, cottage, four rooms. and .bath, all modern, full base- ment, furnace heat; not over: ive years old; barn to hold eight head™ horses, garage, chicken ~ coop. »Price:-$2,600; $800: down and batance $25 a month. 3—Bungalow, a very pretty home, five Yoomis and’bath,-alk modern, Nerd wood floors, full basement, hot |: air heat;..a big bargain, $2,700; ja small payment: is asked | and balance’ paid as rent. 4—A good two-story house, six rooms. ang bath, .all. modern, furnace heat..; Price. $3100; $300 dow2), and: balance as rent. “ 5—A_ nice: madern. seven, large .room. honso, cast frent. a very pretiy * lot with beautiful trees, close in; $4.800;. $800; down and. balance: - Ike vent. A ) imvestment. 6—A large two-story. house, seven } . large rooms and bath, not over four years: old, -bat: water. heat, full Dasement, garage; a buy at $4,700; terms can: be ar- ranged.. a ° Talk with us before buying a heme. Houses and lots for sale in all parts of the city. : zune jenry & He Olive 4th Ste 5-24-3t \ 7 HOUS! 0! WANTED—Town or country, by colored-woman. “Phone ‘ = 5 24 at LosT—Watch chain; between Grand Pacific hotel and City, National “bank. Finder call 790. $-23-2t LOST—Four keys on key ring. Finder “Teutra_to' Tribune ice. '__ 5-23: 2t __,_ HOUSES WANTED, .___ HOUSES WANTED—If you want to sell your Bismarck property, now ‘is the time, don’t wait. We have parties who want to: buy five and six-room modern houses and bunga* slows. Phone 961. -Henry & Henry, office, 4th Sty): 5-23-1w a SALERMAN_ YOU CAN_MAKE $100.00 per month selling staple. articles to banks as a side line, if-yow are a salesman reg- ularly covering: territory in this lo- cality. _ Send to: us:for particulars. Sample case which can be carried in side coat pocket..will cost $2.00, which will be refunded on its return. Apply. at once to the Kibmall Bank Note Co., 909 Hennepin Avenue, Min- { neapolis, Minn. ‘ 4 WANTED—Distributor. for automobile tires. Small’ investment require prefer man with: sales experienc You can make: a~ profitable connec: tion and establish @ clean business. 7 Write Iowa Cord Tire Company, Des loines, Iowa. 5-23-200 WANTED—Commission salesmen to aell Lyons' keg’beverages in the Da- kotas. Best fine of drinks on tne market. Address, The Lyons Bros. Company, Box 20; Omaha, Nebr. TVR Bi 2 B20-1w ~~ MOONS FOR RENT ROOMS: IN SUITES for rent, Bis- marck Bank Bldg; also offices on second floor, Apply Bismarck ; irra! Company, Koom 211. Phone 5 FOR RENT—Two rooms for light housekeeping and one single room, : alzo-new piano for sale. 713 3rd 5 i 5-18-1W FOR RENT—Large modern furnished } room. Cali after S p.m. 902 6th $t. zoos 1K 6-23-1wk B. FOR Furnished and unfur- ‘-nished apartments and rooms. Bus- iness College....Phone 183. ..5-19-t! FOR RENT—Furnished room in mod-|. } erhy, home, gentieman preferrel fall 499X.,or 315 Tenth St, ‘5-18-1w| FOR RENT—Large modern furnished ; room. Call. ne eee FOR RENT—Larfge front room, suit- : able for two ladies, with board, 422 . 4th St. i 5-23-5t R RENT—Moders, suitable for two Gentlemen, 423 4th St,,~Phone 887. be: after 5 P.M. 902 6th St. K 5-20-31 Generat store fixturcs at prices that will sell. :Pa: ‘ dispoge of following items in next few days. - ; Especial prices if nore than on is taken. ‘ 1—Nattonal . cash _register. type, 189.99 capaeity; tape and ticket attachment; like new, $185. 1—Sheler. oak: groeery disp! ter, 16 feet, perfect conditon, $150. 1—Barnes’ 4-ft. Safe, 1,600 pounds, inside door, $85. 1—Bowser, 100 gallon kerosenc pumping, automatic measuring tank; complete, $45.00. 5—Wooden counters, better . thaa average, $7.50 each. 1—Dayton computing candy scale; new, $35.00. 1—Ford delivery car; perfect condi- tion, $225. t 3—Show cases, $10 each 1—Hat case, bevel glas: oval glass compartments, mirror, If interested call on Carlton Broth- ers, Mandan. + $-19-Iw ee __ WEATHER REPORT. For. twenty-four hours ending at noon. May. 24. Temperature Highest yesterday . Lowest yesterday Lowest last night Precipitation Highest wind velocity Forecast. For North Dakota: Generally fair tonight and Wednesday; warmer in the northwest portion tonight and in the.east portion Wednesday. bargain for See 4 1. ‘THE BISMARCK THE DUFF: TOM, IT ISN'T’ ME THAT TRIBUNE + ’ HELEN NEYER GOT A THRILL BY ALLMAN You 6 SE HELEN | GETS “TIRED OF THAT OLD KITCHEN A “THESE. FOUR WALLS? DONT YOD | ISUPPOSE. SHE WANTS A REST? REST! EVERY TIME WE CAME BACK FROM A VACATION! ‘SWE WAS NEARLY DEAD! HELEN, { THINK You'RE RIGHT THAT NEEDS VACATION , IT'S You! Sou one TO} YOURSELF! You ACHANGE WILL DO. INSIST <THAT You TAKE ONE ! HARD ALL YEAR ABOUT MY NEEDING A VACATION! BUT ON'ONE CONDITION- IF 1GO AND DESERVE | WE £) 6 NOTICE OF SCHOOL ELECTION (Special District—Annual Election) Noticé Is Hereby Given that on the First Tuesday in June, being June 7th, A, D, 1921, an Annual Election will be held at Will School in the Special School District of Bismarck No. 1, County of Burleigh, State of Nort Dakota, for the purpose of electing the following Members of the Board of Education: , One Member to serve for a term of three years. < bat One Member to serve for a term of two sears fF the City of Bismarck. N. D. ‘The polls will be opened at 9 o/clock a. m. and close at 4 o'clock p. m, of that day. Dated at Bismarck, N. D., this 31st day of May, 1921. By. Order :af the Board of Educa- tion.” % ¢ RICHARD PPNWARDEN, ‘ fc Clerk. , ¢ 5-21 to BG NOTICE. .OF SHERIFF'S SALE OF ‘3 REAL PROPERTY By virtue,.of an execution issued out of and.under the seal of. the Dis- trict Court in and for the County, of Burleigh in the Fourth Judicial Dis- trict of the State of North Dakotaa, ‘upon a judgment rendered and dock- eted in the said court on the 22nd day of April, 1921, in an action where- in. C. A. Finch Luinber Company, a corporation, is plaintiff and August Singbeir and Lena Singbeil are de- fendants, in favor of the said plaintift and against the sald defendants for the sum: of Two Hundred Ninety Six ari 27-100ths Dollars ($296.27) which execution was’ directed and delivered to me as sheriff in and for said County of Burleigh, [ have levied upon the right, title and, interest.of the said de- fendants, ‘August Singbeil and Lena Singbeil, i and to the following de- scribed real property lying and being in the County of Burleigh and State of North Dakota, to-wit; That part of Block Four.(4) of Lincoln Addition to Bismarck as follows: Beginning at the Southwest corner of said Block thence running North along the West line of said Block a distance of GEE wulz?, TAG = DIDN'T You Ger itice, to said Admi Freckles and His Friends ARE VA SURE Va GOT Ta NICKEL? GET ANICE BIG RED ONS” jeanne ae One Handred Twenty-one (121) feet, thence running East a distance of Three Hundred dnd Sixty (360) feet to the East line of said Block, thence running South along the Fast line of said Block a distance af One Hun- dred Twenty-one (121) feet to, its Southeast corner, thence running West along the South line a distance of Three iHundred Sixty (360) feet to the place of beginning, the said tract containing one acre more or less; and notice is hereby given that I, the undersigned Sheriff of the said County, of Burleigh will sell the above described, real property to the high- est. bidder for: cash. at public auction at the frontdoor of the Court House in the City’ ‘of Bismarck, County of Burleigh’ aud State of North Dakota at the hour of ‘ten o'clock in the fore- noon on Friday; the 27th day of May, 1921, to satisfy:the execution together with the interest and costs thereon. Dated at:!Bismarck, North Dakota, this 25th day: Of April, 1921. s ut: ¢. ROLLIN WELCH, heriff ‘pf. Burleigh, County, (t | North Dakot ‘2 A'pril 2% —May son Fy Notice is here! signed Mildred tratrix of the Eytate of lowa, and all persons ms against, said deceased, to exhibit them with the necessary vouchers, within four months after the first publication of this no- t , or tovher resident agent, C. L. his of- fice in City National E ilding, in the city of rck, in said Burleigh County. Dated May 17th. A. D. Mildr Messrs. Adininistratr th Dakota jon on the 17th ¢ REE GOAL, ~, Madison, Wis., May 24.—W. ¥. well, the University of dynamic coach, has issued a ¢ letter to officials in the Big Ten urg- ing that the free throw ‘be eliminate’ from baseball, “ler human society done so. How MUCH ADE Nour APPLES OUT THERE, MISTER, WELL, VA UAD HE COULDN'T BE FFLIM-FLAMMED Au GO! GOVERNMENT TO AID, NOT RUIN ANY BUSINESS (Continued from Page 1) our part and our place in international affairs are strikingly changed.’ Our rise in power and influence has: im- posed new responsibilities. Today | our strength in the industral, financial | and commercial world, our capacity to produce, our ability to extend credits} which others cannot give and which brave but unfortunate peoples sorely need—all these make it necessary that we shall adopt new commercial meth- ods whereby to insure the fullest: pos- sible’ service to civilization. 1 be- gpeak the help of every ergan of in- telligent, understanding business, to enable the nation to meet these de- mands, - “It has been said many times, but it cannot be too often repeated and emphasized, that in doing this we will be alike discharging a duty to others and seizing an opportunity for our own advancement. There have seldom been more convincing proofs that we sce all around us now of the essential interdependence of all parts ofthe world. He who displays the broadest spirit of brotherhood, heip- z|fulness, and true charity, will most j ¢, surely be casting his brepd upon the | waters, ‘ Duty to World ’ “Our duty to the world at: large is "| pregsing, but we will equip! ourselves best to perfofm helpfully if we'are yn- wavering loyal to ourselves. ie most important thing to America’ is our constitutional system. Insepar- able from the foundation of a: more perfect .union The Constitation sought to establish justice. True, we j have:not attained the perfection of our ideals in this regard, nor has any oth- Justice, like charity, must begin at home. We must be just to ourselves and to our own first of all, This is not selfish, for:selfishness seeks more th: fair share; we scek only that which is rightfully our own, and then to pre- serve that to. ourselves and our pos- terjty. “We will:do.well to keep in mind at this time the fundamental -mport- ancelof agriculture, and in every. pos- Freduction of the cost of government. farmer is entitled to all the lielp the government can give him without in- justice to others, because it is of the | umost importance that the agricul-| tural community be contented and | prosperous. This must. be government to intrude itself in other, section, but by pre will insure real justice among all ele- ments in the communicy, “Turning to industr our policy; must be ‘to give it every facility pos: ; sible, but to keep government outside ; of participation in business on its own! account. “It is not ‘necessary for the government; to int¢ude itself in: the! business activities which are better | conducted through private instrumen- | talities, strate that the government is more: powerful: than anything else in this | country.: The government's part in! business showd be no More than to| insure-adherence to the principles of | common honesty, and to establish reg- i ulations that will enable it to sail a! safe course. There has heen some} tendency to regard business as ilis-| honest until it should prove itself hon-{ st, and to regard ‘bigness in business | a3_a crime. But almost all busine: today is conducted on a scale whit though we have come to regurd’ is as commonplace, would ‘have mide‘ our forefathers gasp; and I:prefer to'a sume it is ‘honest until proven dishon- est. So, | speak for the least po: sible measure of government inter- | ference with business, But for the} largest, cooperation with properly con- | dugted business; and’ the most effective | measures to insure thut, whether It be | big or little, busitiess shall’ be honest | and: fair. : | To Establish Justice i “im our effort at’ establishing: in- | dustry all justice, we just see tnat the | wage éurner is placed in an ecenomic- ally sound position.” His’ lowest ‘wage must he enough for comfort, enough to make his house’a home, cnough to insure that the struggle for éxistence | shall not crowd’ out the things truly i worth existing for. There must bé provision - for education, for recrea- tion,‘and a margin for savings. There must be such freedom. of action as will insure full play to the individual's abilities. On the other side, the wagt enrner must do justice to society. He must’ render services fully equal in value to the compensation He is paid. And finally, both employer and em- ploye.owe'to' the public such ¢fficiency as will insure that cost of service or production’ shall’ not. be, higher than the public can fairly pay. A “Assuming that these things may’ be | laid down as fundamentals, it is for'us all to get back to work. *THat is what made our ¢ountry great, it is what’ will | put the whole world baK‘oy ‘the right track. We must have, the world must! liave, confidence that things will come ; out right. We have dealt with ‘the | greatest problem that humanity ever | confronted, in- carrying on the war. We will’ have no ‘problem hereafter | greater or more difficult than that| was. Therefore, we are entitled to; every confidence that we will cope successfully with the problems which yet lie ahead of us. “It is altogether to be hoped that in a reasonable period we may change the form of tiiese obligations, and. dis- tribute them among all the people. We hope‘also that there may be effective In these ways we hope to release a! great volume of wealth and credit | from the burden that government has | imposing, and make it available | ‘or the ‘development ‘of domestic in- | dustry’ and ‘the expansion ‘of foreign trade. Weask the cooperaticn of bus- Inés eaders, ahd we assure them that within its proper limitations the gov-| ernment’ will'meet then half way. : Fo Create Demand “By this process’ we shall aim. to! create renewed dematid for ‘the pro-! duct of our industries, to establish per- | manent’ markets abroad for sutpluses. | We are learning that‘the immediate) need, 's0 far a8 our Own country is con- cerned; istot so much’ production as facilities ‘of exchange.'‘ To that end, Tcowtd wish that the tendency of the world’s gold:'to gravitate to ws! might be cheéked.” Beyonil the point of in- suring sécutity to our cirtatation, gold would Ke moré “useful ‘tus in’ the vats of great batiks abroad, where it would be the guarantee of gold standard and of thos which are vital in international trade. I feel strongly that the protection of the gold’ standard e of the great | sible way insure justice to it. The By Blosser FIVE CENTS” APtEcE! dbligdtiohs ‘Wiiich peculiarly appeals | to us. | “We are coming to understand the | elemonts of the prdblem we face, and | that is a long step toward solution. | Give-ug' thé earttest support’ of stich men as I see gathered here, of such organs of sound policy as we re gath- | ered: to acclaim, and we .sha’l not be | long. in’ putting our country on. the right course, ready for the sigval ‘full speed ahead,’ i : oo ——_———_—--~ ARKETS, | St | M ® WHEAT DECLINES Chigago, Mz 24:+Wheat ur went a sharp decline in price today as 2 result of codler weather and of pros- pective sellers southwest. Opéning ; prices wh varied from 1-4 cent de- cline to’ 1-2 cent gain'were followed | by decided: setbacks all around. In the last part of the day selling orders became scarce and the market) ran up rapidly with a wave of buying: due largely to bullish Nebraska crop reports, continued high temperatures | throughout the west and to lack ot rain. The close was flurried, 53-4 to 7 cents net higher, with: May, $1.73 1-2 and July, $1.341-4 to $1.343 MINNEAPOLIS FLOUR NER NICKEL- WHY DIDN'T VA BUY NAW -THEY WZ FIVE - CENTS APIECE. Minneapolis, May 2 Flour un- changed to 15 cents higher. In car- load lots: $9.50 to $9.55 a barrel. Ship- | ments 49, barrels. |, Bran, INE he. CHICAGO LIVESTOCK Chicago, May 24.—Cattle receipts | 9,000, Beef. steers slow, esteady to. 25 cénts lower. Bulk $7.75 to $8.50. Hog receipts 36,000. Fairly active, | 10 to 15 cents lower. Sheep receipts 12,000. Opening slow. | ST. PAUL LIVESTOCK ~ South St. Paul, May 24.—Cattle re-| ceipts 5,000. Slow. Mostly steady to weak. Common to good beef steers $6.25 to $8.25. Bulk $6.75 to $7.50. Few heavy steers, $8.00. Best load lots early $8.00.. Butcher cows and | heifers mostly $4.50 to $6.50. Veal| calves 50 conts lower. Top to packers | $6.50. Stockers - and feeders slow, | steady. hs ffog receipts 9,000. 1 Averaging 107 merely in order to demon-| ‘New Garrick’s r exchanges} once! Why, say, he was yawning dur-’ i PAGE SEVEN to 15 cents lower. Light to packers off ‘most.| ' Range $7.00 to $8.35. Bulk $7.85 to $8.00. Bulk: good pigs $9.00. Sheep’ receipts 300. Weak-to lower. Lambs about 50 cents and sheep $1 or more lower than last week CHICAGO: CASI GRAIN - Chicago, May 24.—Wheat No. Ne hard, $1.64% to $1.67. Corn, No. 2 mixed, 60%; No. 2 yel- low, 60% to 63%. Oats, No. 2 white, 40 cents. Rye No, 2, $1.54 1-4. , Barley 50 to 70, MINNEAPOLIS GRAIN Minneapolis, May 24.—-Wheat re- ts 125 cars compared to 223 curs 2 red, 67, a . 1 northern $1.58 1-2 to 2; May $1.52 1-4; July $1.36, Corn No. 3 yellow 54.to 56 cents. El » 3 white 38 to 39 cents. 9 62 cents. , $1.47 3-4 to $1.49 2-4, 89 (Furnished by Russel. Bisma: May 24.—N thern ‘o, 1 amber durum, $1.27; No. 1 mixed durum $1.22; No. 1 red durum, $1.17; No. 1 flax, $1.59; No. 2 { flax, $1.54; No. 2 rye, $1.19 i BACK JUNF 1. William Lemke, attorney gene has left the city after 2 brief si and is expected Wi pont dune L. Ask your friends about the Candies and lce Cream. ‘ Went Too Fast. Jack—Yes, I had a little balance In the bank, but I got engaged two. months ago, and now— Muriel—Ah, love makes the world go. round. Jack—Yes, but I didn’t think ft would go round so fast as to make me lose my balance. we Takes No Chances. “Your husband seems adways to: re- member, your wedding. anniversary.” “Yes, but don’t: givé him: the credit. I take pains every year to see that Alf fit ‘li «”. THE’ NEW KIND She: | understand that Mrs. Ticks Ie sueing her husband for divorce en tl grouhde of non-support. He: Why her husband Is as good and faithful huebend ae there ie.’ She: Well you see Mrs. Ticks is running for the Legisiature on the Republican ticket and her husband 1s a Democrat.” Advice, J Advice that may be proffered Often fills a book. A million kinds are offered, But only one gets took. Subtle Strategem. — “Did you advise that tenderfopt to provide himself with a gun?” “Yes,” sald Cactus Joe. did: the rest of the boys.” “T ‘thought he was the most: un- popular man in Crimson Gulch.” “He is, And there isn't a chance of his foolin’ around with 2 gun twen- ty-four hours without hurtin’ bisself more ‘or Jess considerable.” “And so Opened His Mouth All Right. Patlence—I suppose your old uncle from the country was so interested at the opera that he didn’t open. hia mouth once? : Patrice—Didn't open his mouth ing the entire performance! Cause for Wonder. “1 wonder why the baby is dissatis- fled with its mush nud milk?” “I do, too. The food is palatable and the child is too young to have any; pronounced ‘theories about caloges.” Forceful Debate. “That auctioneer seems. to be very convincing in his appeals to his hear- o wonder; he uses such knock- down arguments.” The Popular Craze. “She was caught red-handed.” “You don't mean it! What was she ' doing?” “Dyeing her hair.” , Good Reason. “Don't you hate a man who trades on being a popular up?" “You've said it. I've just been read- ing my last surgical bill.” ee a \ pace EE Sea re : GETTING THE BLAME Dusty Dick: § See Uncle 8am hae been selling a good many shipe here lately, Ralp! % Rusty Ral Amendment's responsible fer dat, seein’ as how It done away with all the echooners. What: @ Wonder I¢, iH ‘& wonder, le. tell z-task tt R. S. ENGE, D. C, Ph. C. Chir OT sas Bree Saite 9. 11—facas Mpct—Phews 200