The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 11, 1921, Page 4

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Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . dinaie is 5: Daily by mail, per-year (in state outside Bismarck... 5.00 * Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota «+ 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) > JUST A STARTER Unfortunately so many times the boy is forgot- ten and his play and education become dull © poutine, taken .as a matter of course and the deep & significance of well directed recreation and care- , fully planned instruction is too often lost sight © of. The Father and Son Banquet staged last evening by the Bismarck Rotary. club was a dis- tinct service to the community and should be the * inspiration of more get-together meetings where a father and a son just sit down and are boys to- gether. It makes the father feel proud and the boy’s vision is broadened and he finds that fath- er after all is much closer to him than he thought. Mr. Walcott sounded the call to duty which the citizens of Bismarck cannot long neglect. “Where Shall They Play?” That is the burning issue in city without parks or playgrounds. The Ro- =: tary club sowed some valuable seed last evening and it depends upon those who caught the mes- sage last evening to see to it that something pro- ductive results. A few more Father and Sons banquets devoted to a discussion of the proper environment for boys and girls as well as for men should be pro- ductive of results. “Where Shall They Play?” = Editor “WHAT YOU COULD DO, IF— , ' We all think in terms of three dimensions— ,, length, width and depth, by which we measure rooms, objects, distances, space. ‘ But, mathematicians claim that a fourth di- mension exists. “If you mastered it, you could not:be:locked in a room, for a room has only three dimetisions ‘and you-could escape through the fourth. | id ‘What. is the ‘fourth dimension? pose ‘Time is the fourth dimension, akswers Einstein. Go to see'a friend. Walk down one street, tra- versing the dimension,‘ length. : ‘Turn at a corner and travel along another. dimension, width. Reach- ing the friend’s house, take the. elevator to his apartment, traversing the third diméhsion, depth or height. , But, arriving, you fi@ to wait 20 minutes before reaching him. Thus time isa fourth ‘dimension in locating any physical object. or reaching any fiven point on the earth. i And even time, says Einstein, is relative. He claims that time varies in different parts of_the Universe. Bei ; , ‘ake the stay Polaris—116 years for its light to h us, and vice versa, which means that it takes 116 years for eyes to see from one to the = other. A mah on Polaris, given a powerful tele- scope, is watching events that took place on our earth 116 years ago., Thus now is the year 1921 on earth but it is the year 1805 on Polaris, yet both are identically the same. ; On more distant stars, inhabitants may be look- ing down and watching the building of the pyra- mids in Egypt. «Nee Time is relative. It varies with the object or star in relation to which it is considered. Einsten. advances. this, novel claim: Shoot a man from earth out into space in a shell travel bay with the speed of light—186,000 miles a sec- ond. \ If the) shell travels and retiirns to earth with that speed, the man would emerge from the’ shell unchanged. He would be the same age and unchanged physically, even though the trip had taken 1,000,- 000 years. _ This is. according to Einstein. . Who, in the absence of Mayor O’Callaghan, is welcoming the. British constabulary to Cork? HOW THEY DID IT Percy H. Johnson, chosen last year as presi- dent of the Chemical National Bank of New York when 39 years old, said to a tearful old gen- Ea tleman who sought a “job” “You are only ag old A as you feel. Your trouble is self-pity. Self pity = 1s fatal to success.” That old genteman is getting $20,000 a year now. # . % Helen Christine Benett quotes Louis Jay Hor- owitz, biggest-builder-in the-world, as follows: “Every man and woman in business is more or less handicapped by ideas of preconceived lim- itations as to what he or she can do and what he 2s 0r she cannot do. Discard“all your ideas as to ~ your limitations. * “Make yourself indispensable to your employer you friend out. You have| whether you hate him or not, and, in enlightened selfishness, that employer will have to secure you | to himself by promotion. It is all up to you.” | * * * { Philip Curtiss, now rolling in wealth as an author tried 20 different jobs and failed in all, He wrote: “Wanted—A Fool,” and his royalties alone have made him rich. + * @ Fay Bainter, star of “East is West,” went on the stage at five. She failed continually until she met Mrs. Fiske, noted’ actress, Said Mrs, Fiske to her: g “You must picture to yourself every day that you alreay are what you want to be and key| yourself up accordingly.” | She did; she’s won. ' SILK WORMS, MARTYRS from the worm’s viewpoint, it is rather rough to suffer martyrdom for a silk stocking that would- not fit any one of his dozen or so legs or limbs, whichever it is a silkworm crawls on. That seems a rather common evil of’ martyr- dom, ‘however— > Once a young lady watched the building of a huge boiler in a locomotive plant. A man inside} the boiler held the rivets in place until a laborer | outside, drove them tight. It intrigued her cur- iosity. : “How,” she asked “does the man inside get out when the last rivet is tight?” : “He doesn’t,” explained the guide, “to get him| out we'd have to cut a hole in the tank and boil-|’ ers cost money. We always figure on losing one man for every boiler.” : | There you have the fatal facts of the silk- worm’s martyrdom. He spins his cocoon from ontside' to inside. That’s an unfortunate error. When the silken nest from which he doubtless dreams _he’ll emerge as a pretty moth, is done; he’s sewed in tight. To get him out there'd have to be a hole eut in the cocoon. Cocoon’s cost. money’ So there’s no hole cut. They figure on losing one silk worm for every cocoon. Death comes quick and painless to the worm. He’s gassed to death with carbon disulphide which is something like ether. Then the long lengths of carefully spun silk are softened in hot’ water and unwound and next we haye a silk stocking that ever would fit a worm’s limb or leg, whichever it.is.that a.worm crawls upon. : “THE ART OF MONEY GETTING’ Phineas T. Barnum is known as “the world’s |greatest: showman.” ‘Too, he was one of the Lworld’s shrewdest citizens. | | Barnum did: other things in his long career ‘than to exhibit, Jumbo, and Tom Thumb, man- age the tour of Jennie Lind, and pique the cur- iosity of America by: freaks and hoaxes. He invaded England as a lecturer on “The Art of Money. Getting”-and made a great success of the venture. Some of his maxims are as true now as they were in 1859. For example: True economy consists in always making the ‘income, exceed the outgo. Persevere. The foundation of success in life is good ‘health. But whatever you do, do with all your might. Don’t: mistake your vocation. Use the best tools. Don’t get above your business. There is no royal road to wealth. Learn some- thing useful, and be systematic. : Read the newspapers. Be charitable.. Beware of “outside operations.” Preserve your integrity, and keep your business affairs to yourself. They attribute the saying “There’s a sucker) ‘born every minute” to P. T. Barnum... There are no indications, throughout his long career, that Phineas was one of them. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this not express the opinion of The prepented here in’ order that our readers may have th sides of Important issues which. are’ being dis- cussed in the press of the day. a \ NOBEL PRIZE FOR THE RED CROSS The decision of the Finnish Government to rec- ommend the award of the Nobel Prize this year to the American Red Cross seems to be.in keeping with the purposes of the donor. There are several precedents for such action. In 1904 the Peace prize was conferred upon the Institute of Interna- tional Law; in 1910 upon the International Peace Bureau, and last year upon the International) Red Cross of Geneva. | It has come to be a settled principle that the prize is not a mere personal gratification, but may be bestowed: upon any agency, personal or organ- ized, which forwards tlic ideal of the late Alfred Nobel, to which he dedicated his millions. The} Finns base their proposal on the ground that the} American Red Cxoss, through “its blessed activi-| ties, materially relieved suffering in the war,| served the purposes of humanity and promoted; mutual solidarity of the nations.” , . The thesis is indisputable. The Red Cross has’ not only softened the horrors of war, but its work) tends to promote that good will among peoples which is the soul of peace. The award, if made, will have the practical effect of assisting the cause! which it rewards. The $40,000 which is the an-| nual donation will in the hands of the Red Cross | be expended in humanitarian effort and in knit- ting of men in bonds: of amity—New York Herald. 1" or may column: ma: Tribune. Tey are Unquestionably the silkworm is a martyr. But,| | to practice medicine,’ ‘setting back WHAT'S A FELLER GOIN’ TO DO? = ell “To the Star.” rs ' The eagle, or, rather the wicked Bodadil Jinn, for he it was, flew Sway! op leaving Nancy, and Nick alone on a a TT - One bright“star Kept staring and tle children, wHat’s' wrong?” oy of a bare rock above the clouds. “What shall wé do;'Nick?” shivered (Nancy. “It is-getting) dark, and I’m cold and hungry.” 2 Nick put. his arm around her pro- téctingly,: In the other: hand he still held his magic 'Box /of Charms, « “I'll have to think, Nancy,’ he answered. “We still have our Magical. Shoes, but as the Jinn said, they are of no. use to us now, nor,are.any of our charms. Above the clouds, here, we cannot tell north from south.” dt grew darker-and the stars came, out. They seemed quite near up there on the mountain top, and the children felt comforted. One bright star kept staring and staring, Finally it spoke. “Say, little children, what's wrong?” And the children told it about their journey to the South Pole after the lost toys. RAR eee | ficiencies in city, town or village plats. \ LOVE STORY OF - HAWAII LOSES | NONE OF APPEAL ial gp | “The Bird of Paradise” came to} Bismarck last ‘night, 'for the fifth time, and played to the largest audi- ence. The theatre was filled, and many of those in» the audience wero persons who had seen it before. _ The play, a love story of Hawaii, by Richard Walton none of its appeal, to emotion and sympathy. The company of twenty- three was perhaps the best that has played in Bismarck: and the mechan- ical effects were greatly improved.| It had been promised by the manage- ment that the famous volcano scene would surpass any previous effort. The next attraction at the auditor-4 inm ison Monday. night, when “Nighty Night,” farce comedy, comes to the jcity. ‘ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS és : By Oliver Roberts Barton. ‘ally, has lost| 7 HO ici thse “Goodness,” said the star.) “Come up here ‘and I'll help you. Your, Magic Shoes will bring you safely. Hurry for J can see the eagle returning. staring. Finally it spoke,: “Say, lit: The wicked Jinn may have changed his mind about the charms and he may take them away.” The star was right. for et that very instant Nancy smelled hyacinth, and knew that the Jinn was near. No mat- ter what form ‘he took, he always smelled of his favorite perfume. “AVill you do me a favor?” asked} . the star. ; “Certainly,” said Nick, politely. “Then pull me the little white moun- tain flower growing out of the snow beside you, please. It looks so much like a star, I think it must be related | to _us.” ‘Nick plucked the flower and holding it tightly ‘in his hand, spoke to the Magic Green Shoes. Instantly they were in the air, traveling through the sky. - (Copyright, 1921, N. E. A, Passed 40 to 5, IW, B. 66—Providing for payment of tuition hy. one schood district to an- other for tuition of non-residents. Passed, 41 to 8. Bills Introduced. *s. B, 192—Ingurance Committee Amending present laws to favor ri ee eee EVERETT TRU | A-A-A-A-A-AHH $ — CISNYT THE COUNTRY BEAUTIFUL THIS MORNING. !! 2 ! ‘ : ane Wp. . qo lay “THINGS Wee v SO SATIERF! RRR ARR RRA Re dent insurance agents by reducint! for residents insurance agents the registration fee from $2.00 to 50 cents. S. ®. -193—Permitting insurance companies in state to: invest in bank stock and some classes of bonds. S. B, 194—Insurance Committee— Provides foreign mutual rite and light: ning insyrance companies shall make deposit (tentatively fixed in bill at $50,000) with commissioner of insur- ance, DS cr arama * HOUSE BILLS | Bills on Third Reading. H. 'B, 14—Prohibiting employers from interfering with political aftilia- tions or ‘activities of employes. Pass- &. ed. H, B. 149—Providing office of super- visers of receivers, Passed. iH. B.151—Changing method of mak-| ing appointments to guaranty of bank deposits fund Passed. H. B. 152—Regarding rate of inter- est on guaranteed deposits,’ Passed, 85 to.,25. H.B: 81—Amending law regarding unlawful sale of eggs Passed, 57 to 48. { ‘WH, B, 35—Regarding directed judg- ments. ‘Passed. H. B, 18—Exempting salaried public executives ‘getting over $2,400 a year from ‘workmen’s compensation pre- mium payment Passed, 107 to 8. H, B. —Defining criminal syndi- calism and sabotage and making it a crime. Passed, 90 to 16. ELECT OFFICERS. Mandan, Feb. 11.—At the last meet- ing of.the North Dakota Funeral Di- rectors’ association held at the Com- mercial club rooms, Minot was. chos- en as the meeting place for the 1922 gathering. The dates were not-set- The officers elected were: President, E.. W. Gilbertson, Devils Lake. r /First vice-president, H. O. Hanson, Harvey. Second vice-president, A. H. son, Mayville. pou Secretary, Dave Johnson, Park River, (re-elected.) Treasurer, N. O. Holberg, Valley City. John- Beulah Lignite Coal $5.50 and’ Bear Creek Coal $12.50 deliver- ed. Wachter Transfer Co. Phone} 2 or 63. BY CONDO ae | EERE a | SENATE-BILLS | | Bills on Third Reading, H. B, §7—Relating. to qualifications time when collage training became rsuulette for physician. Passed. to cemetery corporations. Passed. ‘S. B. 7—Relating to taxation of; transfers ef pranerty by ail! Passed | B, 118—-Amending laws relative; H, B. 56—Relating to rights of dis- trict court to direct. judgmeat. Pass-! 4, B, 74--Permitting appeal to su-) preme court when shorthand notes are, lost. Passed, 49 to 0. | H. B. 23--Providing heroes of World | War shall be memorialized on Memo-| rial Day, Nov. 11: Passed, 35 to 14. | H. B. 9—Prohibiting misuse of labor! union emblem. Passed, 49 to 0. i iH. B. 45—To correct errors and de- 5 RE THROAT 1s —— === SS You OUGHT TO KNow!— THE PEOPLE ON THE BACK SEAT CAN'T SES IT WITH THEIR EYES FULL OF BURNING care SGMEERS AND ASHGS : “39 i Ml Do This For Constipation THE public should know that there is a vast difference in the action of thevarious remedies for constipation. Some are “flushes,” purges, physics, They gripe and weaken. For lasting effect use a laxative. 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Feb. 11— {part of the ‘2,000. unemployed mi | | who were given jobs on the. ciiy | work by the mayor at $5 a ddy are i out of. work today because water- ( works employees, members of ‘tho i federal union, ‘threatened to walk out ae! |unless the emergency employées were ; given $5.50. The temporary jobs were jtor leveling sorne ground. | What Becomes of ‘ German Prosperity? i BY GILSON GARDNER, | What to do with the $400.000,000 | Worth of German-owned property seiz- ed in this country during the war, has become a puzzling question. Ut is the theory of international law that the ‘alien property custodian” ‘holds such property in trust during the | war and when peace is restored it is | returned to its former owners. German-American citizens have hop- | ed. and; expected to get their prope.y | back. | The Versailles treaty sets aside the ‘usual international practice by pro- | viding that this fund should be used to partially pay claims of Americans against Germany for ‘Americana prop- erty seized or Cestroyed during the | war, Germany is left the job of compen. | sating “her nationals” in‘the United | States for the alien property thus tak- \ fen, ‘ | As things stand there is no redress | for either the Americans with claims , against ‘Germany, or Germans with | claims against. America, because “we "are still at war” with Germany. | -Phone:453 for the famous Wil- | ton Screened Lump Lignite Coal. : The coal that is all coal, no clink- /ers, no soot, no dirt. $5.50 per | ton delivered. 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