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ETE, a ARR RATE i = 0 UMA ie RSS ea. rire iMate at: TEE. i TSR An Sissi tet “BH eS R. ae atster GEORGE D. MANN - - . . THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE © Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second ‘ Class Matter. Editor Forei tatives G, LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY GO ‘ DETROIT Bldg. Kresgé Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH c NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise ited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. 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They need not be more than four inches deep at the beginning and seven or eight inches deep at the end. Ditches should extend the full length ‘of the garden at from six to eight-foot intervals. Once each week this improvised irri- gation system should be filled to capacity. It’s not too late to start now and you will be so pleased that next year you'll establish a com- plete system in the back-yard farm. bs Irri- Quite properly, the Russians and Poles are wrangling over the disposition of Geheral Wran- gel. BIKING IN NIPPON When a Japanese in America wants to delight and startle his former cronies in a village some- where north of Kobe, he:-sends home a_-bicycle. It becomes instantly something for folk to crowd out of the.teahouseséo. see. ; Resplendent in its white enamel and gilt; the fantastic flashing of its. wheels, the dexterity. which:,the ‘new: rider quickly assumes, make something to talk abou: of evenings. es tis fa q Roy Kitutas, a Jap waiter bf Piqua, Ohio, has just set his native village in Nippon agog by such a present to a friend. But do not think it was the first one they had seen in the little town of Honshu Island. . There are already 200,- 000. bikes in‘ Tokio alone, and ‘country roads through all the cherry-blossoming isles whirr with them. \ It is merely that the cost of a bicycle in Japan is about that of a flivver in this country. With the adaptability of the Japs so strongly marked, it should not be many seasons until it is as com- mon and as gleeful a stunt to ride “no hands” among the paths once trod in splendor ‘by the ‘Samurai, as now it is on any village main-street in America, Smearing tar and feathers on Wilhelm’s statue causes no untoward grief in Doorn appar- ently. FOREIGN CHILDREN “Honor thy father and thy mother, that thy days may be long in the land which the Lord, thy God giyeth the boa} This was one,of the commandments given to the children of Israel on their way to the Prom- ised Land. It did not mean to be indulgent to the foibles of the old folks. The father and-mother Possessed the tribal lore of the wandering peo- ple, and the commandment meant to respect the . precepts and traditions of the past which they Possessed and passed on. The new generation was to carry the old ways into the new country if it hoped to maintain itself there and make good against the natives. The Hebrews went into the land as conquerors, like Americans in Texas or California; they were a “peculiar people,” not to be assimilated ; and they maintained their traditions by a policy of non- intercourse and extirpation. Among civilized peoples the days of extirpa- tion are over; foreigners do not come to America as conquerors, and the great majority of those who have streamed into the country. are willing to assimilate, and desire to become in every sense Americans. : Yet the race remembers its own honorable past and treasures its traditions. Every foreign child carries to America notions of propriety and right and wrong learned from his parents; and is a blow to self-respect and a shock to conscience when his people and all they stood for are de- spised by his new companions and he must apolo- gize for what seemed sacred or defend what ought never to have been questioned. True Americanization builds upon the foun- dations already laid. You cannot make good Americans by making bad Poles and Italians; and you cannot teach a boy to honor the flag by forcing him to dishonor his,parents and his past. jae helping each one to a career of fame and Jnight light stop their growing up. kinds to make a world,” we say in a whisper. |” ‘A SPLENDID FIGHT “John, the orange man,” sold fruit to Harvard students and he was loyal to the university. One day a stranger asked him the meaning of the words, Christo et Ecclesiae (for Christ and the Church) on the Harvard shield. He said, “I don’t exactly know, sir, but I think it means Down with Yale.” Men are like wolves; they hunt and fight in packs, and it is often hard for them to under- stand a loyalty that does not mean hostility to some other group. ‘ This is explained by the agelong struggle be- tween tribes for food. and mastery—a struggle that went hard with the group that was not al- ways ready for a fight, while the warrior tribes survived and left warlike children. What is to be done with the fighting spirit in a world that feels or at least professes to be- lieve in the brotherhood of all mankind? To repress it is like sitting on a safety valve. It invites explosions. The best hope seems to be to guide it into such friendly rivalries as John’s words indicate, with the rivals finally becoming partners in a splendid fight of the whole human brotherhood against nature to learn her secrets and conquer her in perilous explorations and feats of engineer- ing, or in fishing, mining and transportation, with the partners racing to outstrip others in service to all mankind. : Primitive man could prove his loyalty and capacity and courage by killing. someone outside of the tribe. But there are better ways of doing it. iy Everyone seems to be willing to forgive Fran- cisco Villa, including Washington. NIGHT LIGHTS Ever walk through the baby ward in a hospi- tal at midnight? Rows of little, softly breathing bundles, and at almost every step you take, some- where in the ward a plaintive cry. At the door the night nurse is sitting, and by her side stares the night light, benevolently watching all the ba- bies. How many beginnings of great men has that unwinking night light seen? How many crimi- nals, how many teachers, preachers, crooks and business men? The night light and the nurse shame. Yet none of us would bid the nurse or “Tt takes all Then take a walk through the baby ward in BISMARCK DAILY TRIB Off agin - On agin - Gone agin - Shenanigan « Washington, D. C., Aug. 11.—Prac- daylight. The babies are smiling, and their hands] tically every day now President Wil- rare’ clutching for’ something that is not, there.| 8° may be seen riding! in an open We cannot but think that this and that softly breathing, jbundle ‘will come to a good and happy destiny, and*bécatise-wée are human beings, and they are our kind, we keep on hoping. High rents have made many a man appreciate his mother-in-law’s, home. : ‘American League pitchers have decided that Babe Ruth is old enough to walk now. According to the price of paper the American dollar bill is worth the paper it is printed on. A lie in the game of golf is defined as the position of the ball when ready to play. Not always. French railroads need American experts, says acable. Then they are in the same boat as Ameri- can railroads. \ EDITORIAL REVIEW | Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinions of The Tribune.’ They are sented frere in order vhat our readers may have sides of im) it issues which Dell the press of the day. he, pene. re- th ia MEN WHO WHISTLE Whistling has been put under the ban in Agana, principal city of Guam, if reports from that island possession of the United States may be believed. The order is said to have been is- sued by the governor of the island, an officer of the United States navy. / “The practice. of whistling,” the governor is quoted as saying, “is an entirely unnnecessary and irritating noise which must be discontinued.” The “little brief authority” vested in the gov- ernor of Guam seems to have gone to his -head. But quite aside from the petty tyranny of the order, the governor is wrong, absolutely wrong. Whistlers in Guam, possibly, like whistlers ev- erywhere, get off the key occasionally; but off the key or not, the whistling man, take him by and large, is a contented man, rejoicing in his task and bent on giving an honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay. Some of his attempts at music may be irritating to tired nerves; but it is much better that the person with nerves be given a long rest than that the whistler be suppressed. Whistling is an outward manifestation of an inward condition or frame of mind. The whistler ig apt to be an optimist. He will not be found agitating strikes or preaching revolution. He believes the world is growing better, and nine times out of ten, he is helping in a practical way to make it better. The world needs more whistling men, and it never needed them more than it does right now. St. Paul. Pioneer. Press. auto in Rock,Creek Park or on the] 4 Virginia’ highway leading to Mount Vernon. The latter is his favorite vide, The president wears a little stiff brimmed straw hat which he holds tightly with his right hand. He looks much older than a year ago; the lines in his face have greatly deepened. He still does only about 10 per cent of a normal day’s work. The ‘cost of living and particular: ly the cost of food, continues to mount. Figures gathered by the De- irtment of Labor. show that on June 15 last the average family ex- penditure was 2 per cent higher than on, May 15; in May the expenditure was 2 per cent higher than in April; and in April the expenditure was 5 per cent higher than in ‘March. ‘Since January of this year the family ex- penses have increased 9 per cent. The cost of food since 1913 has gone up on an avtrage of more than 100 per cent. one How the Democratic convention happened to nominate (ox is cx- plained in different ways by return- ing boom managers who have talked with Joe Tumulty. According to Joe, ‘it; runs some- thing like this¢ Bob Woolley turns up. “We could have put Mac over if it had not been for those confounded undated telegrams saying that Mac was not a candidate and did not want it.”, ‘ Following Gle him comes __ Carter 88: ‘We could have had an administra- tion man if it hadn’t been ‘for that bale of hay, Mitchell Palmer. The dinged chump thought he had a chance to win himself and when hy out to have swung in line and de- livered his votes for McAdoo he was not there.” Along comes Mitchell Palmer and unloads his troubles on Joe: “{ could have won hands down if that dinged fool business of McAdoo hadn’t been kept goins. everybody knew nobody wanted M Adoo and I was the logical candidate, Of cours: MOTHER! “California Syrup of Figs” Child’s Best Laxative Accept “California” Syrup of Figs only—look for the name California on the package, then you are sure your child is having the best, and most harmless physic for the little stomach, liver and bowels. Children love its fruity taste. Full directions on each bottle. You must say “California.” WEDNESDAY, AUG. 11, 1920 but. when the critical moment came to swing the McAdoo votes to me they were not there. How do you ex- pect to savé a country, if you ‘play that kind of politics?” ; ‘Next comes Ray Baker of Nevada: 1 “Of course, Joe, we were with the | ola man all the time. The only thing to do was to nominate Wilson, but | what can you do when you have coupic, of selling-platers like Mit Palmer and McAdoo running around in a crazy hippodrome > | | | HEALTH ADVICE BY\UNCLE SAM, M. D. og | Health Questions Will Be: An- swered if Sent to Information Bureau, U. S, Public Health Service, Washington, D. C. > HAY FEVER, ASTHMA, HIVES. ETC Protein is known as'the* builder or repair material in our diet, and it is found in large proportion in such 4 fcods as meat, fish fowl and eggs. Protein may gain access to, the body in other ways than by food; for example as in the case of hay -fever and some forms of asthma, through the skin, as is ob- served, for example, in certain forms of éczema, and by bacterial infec- tion, as’ seems to be the case in a number of obscure disorders, The unfavorable reaciion may take the form of hay fever, asthma, ecze- nia, urticaria (hives), and other skin affections, acute and chronic diges- tive disturbances, and. perhaps 1: certain forms of periodic headache: various vague nervous disturbances, other known cause. Proteins are usually broken up by processes of digestion and. their con- stituent parts absorbed by the body. Particular parts or tissues of the body are usually predominantly sen- sitive to a given protein in a given jindividual. ‘For, example; one person. ray develop asthma. from wheat, While. another, individual may have were EVERETT TRU: You SHAVED ME A lcast Time. \ and.in albuminuria not due to some!and mucus patches in the mouth, or And the moral is.—one shouldn't attempt to drive another fellow’s car. eczema from the same cause. well-known fact that certain ‘individ- uals have an attack of urticaria (hives), from eating strawberries or lobster, is an example of protein sen- sitization. The liability of becoming sensitive to proteins is to a large extent a hereditary trait. Not all individuals are subject to this possibility. It is most: often manifested in childhood or in early adult life by some one or more of. the previously mentioned ab- normal conditions, but may be found at any age: . The tests for protein sensitization are made by slight scratches on the surface of the’ skin and rubbing in the test. material. These tests, to be conclusive, should cover a large num- ber-of food substances and require at least one sitting of one hour, some times several sittings, as only twen- ty to thirty substances can. be test- ed at one sitting. -l'rom what has-been said, it must not be concluded that protein senst- tization accounts for all cases of as- thma, hay fever and hives. Some of these are undoubtedly due to quite other factors. A person suffering from these disorders should accord- ingly. consult a. first-class. physician and submit to a thorough examina- tion, including probably a series of skin tests to. discover protein hyper sensitiveness, 1 Q. What are the symptdms of syphilis and when do they begin to show? A. The first symptoms of syphilis is a chancer or sore which: develops within two weeks after infection. Secondary symptoms are an eruption throat, and fertiary symptoms are diseases of the heart and. nervous system, locomotor ataxia, paralysis and paresis, -etc, ‘By competent treatment early in the course of. the disease, it is possible to ayoid sec- ondary and tertitary symptoms,’ The greatest balloon factory in the -United States is at Akron, O. cevS SCE— IL BELICVE til the proprietor, red.faced,and sweat- ing \ with - exertion)’ disdyered the | CAMERA INSTEAD OF RIFLE Big Game Hunters Get the Thrill of the Sport Without the Useless Slaughter. It was a notable event In the his- tory of the wild life of our country when the first big'game hunter hung up his rifle and took to the woods with a camera, Ever since the first. photograrher went afield with a sportsman, the eam- era min has been the best exponent and advertiser of the prowess of. the man with a gun. During the days of the slow and cumbersome wet plate and long exposures the alert and sud- rden wild animal was about as unat- tainable pjetorially as the canals of Mars, The dry plate opened up grent_pos- 1 sibilities in the photographing of dead game in {ts haunts, From 1884 on- ward American hunters of big game joyously weleomed the startling ple- tures made by Laton A. Huffman of Miles City, Mont. Mr. Huffman was a true sportsman, a fine shot, and as a photographer of hunting scenes he long stood ‘without a rival. Never will I forget the. thrills that T received in his little, old log cabin studio In “Milestown,”' when he showed me his stereoscope views of “elk and dead ! grizzles, glory enough for one day"; a ‘mountain sheep ram on the brink of a precipice, many buffalo-killing pictures, and antelope and deer ga- lore. I think that Mr, Huffman—who still lives and photographs—enjoys the distinction of having had more photographs stolen .for publication without credit than any other camera man on earth; and that, I knoy, Js a large order. isiq. si American sportgmen hailed with Joy the birth of the light, ever-ready, unt- versal-focus camera. Tt was the open- — ing of a new and delightful fleld of Christian ‘endeavor. It presented a highway of escape frdm the flood of game-slaughter photographs that had been sweeping over the continent like a deluge.—“Masterpieces of Wild Anl- mal Photography,” by William T. Hor- naday, in Scribner, i When Nature Conspires. We are told that the “walking and Climbing leaves” of Australia were, for over half a century, among the best attested of natura; wonders. It fs related that a party of sailors, wandering -inland, sat down to rest under a tree. A gust of wind shook to earth several dead and brown leaves. These, after remaining prone on the ground for a few minutes, pro- ceeded to show signs of life and crawl toward “he trunk, which they ascend- ed, aud attached themselves to their respective twigs. ‘Hence, the snitor-men, who promptly, ‘away, said. the spot was bewitched, she simple. fact turned out to be that the so-called‘ leaves were really leaf-shaped insects, having long. pen- duious legs, which’ could be folded out of sight, and possessing the chame-| leon-like power }of varying their color} tovconrespond with that of the follage| they were clinging to. Upon being shaken to the ground, instinct taught them to seek the shel- ter of the friendly leaves again as| soon as possible—Exchange, Gas Tank Terrified Waiters. /Pandemonium reigned in El Prado). cafe for a few fast and furious sec-| ‘onds, the Havand Post states. ; Shortly after 8 o'clock, when the extra waiters were busy handling the} evening's largest crowd, there sud-| denly burst out in the cafe a rapid succession of short, sharp, hissing sounds: Psst—psst—psst ! It seemed as though all Havana was suddenly giving the well known Cuban call for service. A hundred thousand people crowding about the cafe and shouting “Psst, chico!” could not have created more excitement. Walters looked “tinder “¢hairs, betifnd the bar, rushéd’ to all their custétners, wiped off tables frentically, tossed their nap- kins desperately in ‘thidaig and gave other signs of frenzy. af The fuss did not begin to abate un- source of the hissing sounds. A large cylinder of the carbonated gas in the scorner of the cafe hadésprung a leak, the gis hissing “my whiff of it escaped. fously as each Vital Statistics. One of the census men called at the home of a workingman in New York, noted in his neighborhood as a great reader and a wiseacre for statistics, He found the man poring over an en- cyclopedia, “How many children have , you?” asked the census taker. “I have just three—and that's all there will be too,” replied the man, looking up from his book of knowl- edge. , “All Tight, by why so positive?” “According to this bock here,” said the man with ‘deadly seriousness, “every fourth child born in the world is a Chinaman!"—Saturday. Evening Post. American Women Have Prettiest Feet. A well-known French shoe manufac- turer states that the shoe is the foundation of a woman's wardrobe. If she is not well shod, it spoils her ap- pearance. He says that American women have the prettiest feet in the world, and appreciate the value of the low-heeled shoe. For walking, this manufactur- er insists the low-heeled shoe is the only one permissible. For wear around the house, he advocates san- dals that hold the feet in shape, yet yield sufficiently to allow them to rest, In the famous Tolima tobacco re- gion of the Andes, everybédy gives distances by means of “tobacco,” or so many smokes of cigars. Archery is being revived by wo- len at somexof the fashionable re- sin the United States. % t