The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 21, 1919, Page 4

ae SIH ANAT OR RON on BISMAKUN VAIL “oninuivay BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1919 ice ee THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Gntered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D, MANN, iA - - - Foreign Representatives / G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY, CHICAGO, - - - - DETROIT, Marquette Bldg. : - : Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH - NEW YORK, - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news ited to it or not otherwise eredited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of pubiication of specia! dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES Daily by carrier, per y 5 Ds by mail, per mail, per year (In out: mail, outside of North Dakota........++0+ 6.00 Editor THE STATE'S OL (Establ: 1873) , he can de- and place If his morning clare an emergence) the barber sh If his cook does head court martia sunrise with her ov ner by drum-| France, ner to be shot at/ going to do with France was a plenty. But that a splendid race of Americans, They had to fight against odds to keep alive. A new kind of odds and fresh obstacles are piling up before the modern American. The individual’s problems are more pressing than ever before. He is in no danger of being pierced by an arrow on his way to church, but it is almost as painful to pay the 1919 price for a pair of shoes, for example. So we should be acquiring strength of mind and soul; we should be improving as the result of the very harshness of life’s demands. It may be, therefore, that all the uncomfortable happenings of these days are true blessings. CALLING THE RED BLUFFERS There has been a lot of bluffing by the terrorists during the past year or two about what they were going to do with our western democracies. They were going to make us all Bolsheviki in France, in England, in America. S’Death! The first real show-down as between the Reds and democracy came in Massachusetts two weeks ago, and the fellows who stood for civil war and murder and torture in the United States were turned down cold, Governor Coolidge winning by a huge majority. The general elections have just been held in What the Lenine-Trotskyvitches were was before the election in which they were beaten If he doesn’t like the way the conductor wears j by the parties representing democracy by at least his cap, he can, under the authority vested in/6 to 1. him, seize the railways and rearrange the train crews to suit. But there is one place where even Mr. Frazier must stop. Wher Mrs. Frazier says “Lynn, you yump,” martial law and all the standing armies of North Dakota are not going to save Lynn from yumping. OUR LISSOME LANGUAGE A friend of ours went to a dance the other night and she danced with a Yank, recently returned from over there. This friend chances to possess a very chaste literary taste—Masefield and Ibanez and all that—and she was interested in Mr. Yank’s war experiences. “Tt must have been wonderful,” said she, as they deployed around two shimmiers, “Tl say it was!” “There must have been real inspiration in the very bigness of it?” “Tl tell the world!” “And America really made victory possible!” “T’ll say she did!” He was a bright young fellow, and his vocabu- lary was not actually limited to these assertive phrases, but they chanced to be all that he was using that evening, and we agreed with our friend that it was too bad, until we chanced to recall that two or three decades ago real class in light chatter consisted of: “Oh, I don’t know!” “You're not so many!” “You're not the only pebble on the beach!” “Now you're shouting!” And we decided that there has been an im- provement even in the lissome language of youth. “THE BOOZE FIGHTER” Backed by all the executive power of the greatest government in the world, John F. Kram- er has taken the office to enforce the prohibition law. This law is based on the most substantial of foundations, namely, nothing less than an amendment to the constitution of the United States, duly ratified by almost all the states sol- emnly represented by their elected legislatures. This is a democracy, with a republican or rep- resentative form of government. The majority rules. The majority has spoken. It has decreed the death of intoxicating liquors. It has gone up to the very limit of forbidding a man to take a drink of intoxicant. It stops just stort of that. It is generally agreed that Commissioner Kramer faces a hard job. From all reports he brings to his task qualifica- tions which entitle the average citizen to expect results. A small town lawyer, universally es- teemed by those who know him; known as “Hon- est John”; a progressive thinker; a through and through American; credited with cgol, calm de- termination, an abiding faith in law and order, and respectful of the views of the other fellow. He has about four million “iron men” from his Uncle Sam’s treasury with which to organize and maintain his law-enforcing force, and quick ac- cess to the federal courts for prosecution of such cases as he brings. C A federal prosecution is no joke. The longer a community, city, state or section stays dry, the stronger grows the demand for the enforcement of prohibition. Kramer’s law-enforc- ing strength will grow with the effectiveness of his work. . PERILS OF MARS Professor David Todd believes that the people of past life, would you marry him?” This is a question that’s being warmly debated |Mannand Sam Bernard in “Friend- Lady in Red,”’ February 26:) Mitri ly Enemies,” which has been a trem- Hajos in “Head Over Heels, ” March 2 5 The rule of the whole people is not dead in this world. HOW BAD WAS SHE? “If you could not tell a man everything in your by women folks in one of the great periodicals. just how much of her record she should risk telling. There are women with perfectly good records who certainly wouldn’t marry him should hey tell everything in their lives, for the reason that he’d be too aged and decrepit to marry be- ore they got through. decidedly weak spot in the woman’s life, that might cause her to conscientiously pass up the chance of connubial bliss, and the question is un- air and’ hardly worth discussion without in- ormation as to what the sin was. Both women and men commit acts that should bar marriage, ut the woman guilty only of the ordinary weak- nesses needn’t let her conscience beat her out of yoking and leading up to the altar her chosen man. She will not pick out a man who will tell everything in his life, or who hasn’t a fair assort- ment of weaknesses to repent. If she does find such a one, she couldn’t risk spoiling the miracle by marrying, him. Such a one doesn’t belong in marriage, but in heaven. As a rule the kind of workmen who talk of re- volting are. We see that troops of Yudenitch have retreated twenty-five verst. We fear they are getting the verst of it. 7] -And now we have a reversible propellor for aeroplanes. Too late. We are going backward without it. We will no longer bunker foreign ships, but we will furnish the usual supply of bunk for home consumption. These are critical times, but whatever happens, keep your nerve, laugh at the panic-stricken, and fatten the little pile in the savings bank. Tobacco growers are selling their crop as high as $1.35 a pound, and before long one will be able to buy a first class nickel cigar for 50 cents. Coal strike leaders are unanimous in the convic- tion that it isn’t necessary for Grayson to give the President any further tonic for his nerves. Heinie has been notified that he must live up to armistice agreement or get ready to dodge. He seems to have unfailing hard luck with scraps of paper. The allies are perfecting means to fight Ger- many in the field of commerce. It will profit us nothing, if Heinie works while we loaf and talk about our rights. ‘ We won’t ask the Mexican government to repay ransom money until it has been guilty of neg- ligence. In this particular case impotence is just as fatal as negligence. When this country finally decides to build houses for its consuls and ambassadors, those for Mars are superior to the people of this earth be-|¥S¢ in Mexico will doubtless follow the design of cause they have greater difficulties to contend with.. There is no rainfall on their planet. Canals must convey from the polar icé-caps all the water needed for agriculture and to support life of any sort. _ Mars will dry up in time and ‘its inhabitants ere (All the while assuming that these inhabitants exist.) the common tank. Denikine reports that “entire divisions of the Bolsheviki are being put out of action daily.” Either Lenine has innumerable divisions, or Deni- kine is resorting to multiplication. f Labor leziders tell us that longer hours will not increase production. Not now. But wait until Germany floods this country with cheap goods. Pioneer conditions Ii thé Uritéd States bred Then watch tis hustle—and whine. which is a real scream that sees dain- erley Bane for the holiday season; j Of course, every woman must settle for herself | York; “Linger, Longer Letty,” a sequel to But, the question really implies that there is a|po, 25, then there is Sedma Seema ces Lveryhody doves it pure! FINE ATTRACTIONS SCHEDULED FOR THEATER SEASON AT THE AUDITORIUM Mitzi Hajos in “Head Over Heels,” ; Man” and Frances Bushman and Bev- | & ty Mitzi. back in petticoats; Louis ee Mt Ltda Rehr Tee endous success in Chicago and New ” 3 3 «18; “Three Faces East,” March 23; Charlotte Greenwood an “Maytime,” Victor Herbert’s big musical comedy classic, April 14; “So Long Letty.” a two-time. whirl- “Plo-Flo,” April 27; Nora Bayes in wind hit here, Frances X. Bushman A “Ladies First,” June 27, and Louis se ne TEAAELGR ood ction and | Mann and Sam Bernard in “Friendly . Enemies,” July 7. In between Man- booked for the 1919-1920 theatrical | °°? y season at the Auditorium, which |#8et_ Vespermann promises some opens November 28 with Norman | lighter stuff. Hackett in “Tea f ee.” Sala ee ae rs “A Prince there was comes Decem-| _. JOHNSON’S for Phoenix Pure ‘A Tailor-Made | Silk Hose. ‘ KEEP STRONG | One bottle of pure, emulsified Norwegian cod liver oil taken now, may do you more good than a dozen taken a month hence. It’s more economical to give your body help before resistance to disease is broken down. A very little SCOTT’S EMULSION, OF PURE NORWEGIAN COD-LIVER COIL 4 goes a long way in sustaining strength and keeping up re- sistance. 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