The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 27, 1918, Page 7

SATURDAY, JULY 27,°1918. SQUIRREL FOOD By Ahern THE ‘CLIMATE UP THERE WOULD AGREE WITH YOULL TAKE INS ‘ALL THE BATE S, “FRONTS, DOESNT \T MAKE You FEEL KINDA WHUT TH SAM WILL? QUIT YER _CROWIN’ Now ~ SHUT UP--SHOO-Shoo! \ HUH mW” OW ITS ‘BOUT HALE PAST TWo! wun SAY, 1S THERE ‘MUCH FIGHTIN’ GOIN’ ON IN ESQUIMO LAND 2 GEE WHIZ, UNCLE -~ THAT CHICKEN IS AN B66 SINCE I A SUCKER ~AINT: LAID FRONT OF ME! YoU KNOW | siLtY SuPER _ WHAT THATS “THE SIGN OF THEN LEND ME F THIRTEEN DoLLars 132 t 4 HIS FEET»: 5 —_— 4 ‘ DANGUNNYA~ T BREN WATCHIN’ YoU AVL WEEK AN’ NOW i TM GONNA GETCHYA } ys By Blosser. SHE WAS JUST IN HER STALL BACKWARDS ' \ . due o nsuch mortgage on the day of|equacy of the HUN food ration sys- | ~ts sale. The premises described in such|tem the fat banker shrieked at the EWES Rs 3 y mortgage and which will be sold to | judge: f 5 ¥ satisfy the same are described as fol-|" “Then I demand that the imperial lows: chancellor himself be summoned! Let Northeast quarter (NE 1-4) of the] us find out if he can get along on_ra- Northwest quarter (NW 1-4) of :Sec-| tions or whether he too is not com- tion ten (10) Township one hundre? pelled, ea ihe rest of us, to secure i i thirty-nine (139) Range seventy-nine | food by hook or crook!” i Notice bed hereby given that (79) containing forty acres more or] The fat banker's plea was denied. Bismarck speed and traffic ordi-' jess according to the government sur-| He was found guilty and fined $15. nances will be strictly enforced | vey thereof, all i the ‘county; at Bur- uc 8 § iolat leigh and state of Nor akota. ivietaog. | rar fe that. vi sr: There will be due on such mortgage “TJow did yon get the reputation of ye bale = ines, prosecuted @Nd AS-| at the date of sale the sum of three being so wise?” “talk with a man | wey tm jeasmeate penalty | hundred twenty-four and 33-100 dol-| 11°F Giscover something he doesn't rovii law. Automobilists | lars ¢#224.33). ‘ aii tend Dace Sbiene the ced regula.| ‘Dated this 26th day of July, 1918.| know gusting abot: ne a P i BISMARCK LOAN & INVESTMENT to explain it. to him. 6 tions; must always keep to the) coMPANY (a Corporation) Assignee | Star. aes right; must turn square corners} of Morteagee. a) ———avy w. 5, and must park cars on the right | THEODORE KOFFEL, Pe aR = | side of the street. ‘Automobil-| {orev (or Asslepce of Motianeey: i Ee on olebote where traffic is| 727; s—3 10 17 24 31. eavy should give a signal when Buy W.5, 8 ——— » r . preparing to tare, for the bene-/FAT HUNS HAVE l | of drivers in the rear of them r F 7 Wh. pt ~~ westbound cars always VERY THIN TIME ave the right of way at street : | | intersections. : Portly Banker Defends His Food | C: MARTINESON, Hoarding i 8-18 to 8-29 . Chief of Police... = : H ——aurw.s.s. Most everyone in Berlin has aut culty suppressing the ravages of) * ¢ i } NOTICE TO THE hunger on Germany's “starvation ra- 4 1 PUBLIC tions.” But consider the case of a Berlin colossus e vant diecitt, e . Pi on feet 5 inches tall and weighing . Bismarck public utility com-| pounds— : |. OF Br'er Rabbit better make his- panies have been notified-to ap-| ‘The weighty Banker. ae ,arneetee | et mighty skeerco en not 50 pro. ii issii on a charge of misusing his fats card) Jiechi ot e pear before ra Fed commission and obtaining two pounds of butter) soln’ on, ‘cause a rabbit ina. pot, is p. m. Monday, July 29, to| iy inicit methods. He pleaded in court | ¢r8oin’ ter, lool: mighty good to mos’ show cause why a new schedule that life in Berlin is insupportable oni avi tor save. on meat. @ ‘Sides of rates recommended ‘by a spe- eesti ration nee ee cof folks kinder have ter’ save do H i “4 is avoirdupois—and asked permission | wheat flour fer comp’ny en eat bread cial committee of the city .com- to call eminent medical specialists t0| made outen dis yere “substitute” fi) Lerpcd Seep not be adopted. } prove it and to justify hoarding and} flour. Dat wise ol" owl done say, dat oe RY interested-citizens are invited to| food smuggling. to win de waz you got ter feed de i When the court declined to admit| soJer boys 's doin’ de fightin’. V pay and take part in the hear- such tell-tale evidence of the inad-; Dats wat's takin’ de wheat en meat. | : By order of City Commission a C. L..BURTON, ‘ " V8 , F THERE’S YOUR CHANCE TO, 7-25-26-27-29 City Auditor. PROVE IT, TOM su Ww. 5. A | NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC, OH;TOM, SOMETHING AWFUL | WAS COMIN’ 9, i Notice is hereby given that.all-per- HAPPENED TO ME - IM i | pes and. all property owners vio GOING, To Lanka Bab > CAT CROSSED TRS Sie ave outhouses, privies, vaults and \ qliss cess pools within the limits of the Luck: ate hb a City of Bismarck, North Daketa upon IATTER, property abutting any ‘street contain- You PROPOSE To) ing a public sewer must have #11 such | SOME. GIRL? outhouses, privies, vaults and cess | i pools removed and pre.ecr sewer ccn:| nections made on or b2fcre ‘the 1st \ day of September, 1918. - | All persons failing to comply with ‘ this notice will be prosecuted at once is e after September 1st, 1918, in accord- x ance with the ordinance n2w in effect. Dated this 19th day of July, 1918. DR. F. B. STRAUSS, City Health Officer. 7 20 31 10t ———avy w. s,s ——— NOTICE OF MORTGAGE FORE- CLOSURE SALE. Notice is hereby given that that cer- tain mortgage ‘executed and delivered Py John Bostrom (Bachelor). mortgag- i or to First National bank, (corpora- xr tion), of Bismarck, county of Burleigh and state of North Dakota, mortgagee7| dated the 28th day of Novem ier, che ai Oats Se xe : and filed for record in the: office -o! BEC the register of deeds. of the county of Jou CAN SAN THAT ‘AUSE WELL, Burleigh and state of North, Dakota | IT DIDN*T HAPPEN 70 You, BUT on the 29th day of November, 1913, / YoURE WUST-AS SUPERSTITIOUS and recorded in book 116 of. mort- gages at page 292. and seslened By | You're CRAZY- “ ’ said mortgagee to Bismarc' an 9, ’ ( : Investment Company, Bismarck, N. D. Ve ‘NOT ie Aer a corporation, by written instrument BIT ‘SUPERSTITioUS dated July 16, 1918, filed for record ANO 1-€AN PROVE in the office of the register of deeds AT "4 of Burleigh county,. North Dakota on} \ the 18th day of July, 1918, and record- ed in book 155 on page. 25,-will be foreclosed by a ‘sale of ‘the premises | jn such mortgage and hereinafter de- scribed, at the front door of the court house in the county of Burleigh and state of North Dakota at the hour. of | 4 ten o'clock A. M. on the 3rd day of | September, 1918, to satiéfy the amount | SSS | ET. BURKE 4 eo Be. A | ' % LAWYER i | Tribune Block --Bismarck, N. D F Phone : LANDS 400 ACRE STOCK FARM, Clark coun- ty, Wis. one mile to town, sandy clay loam. House 35x40, barn 30x38, hog house, chicken house, machine shed, wood shed. Price $45. per acre. Morigage $4,500.00. Will consider Dakota property. 177 acres ‘stock farm Morton county. Fairly good builungs, 99 acres broken, elegant water. Price $22.00 will take small- er place. A. J. Sylvester, Mandan, N._D. 7: bt FOR SALE—160 acres of unimproved land. Burleigh county, near Dris- coll. $10.00 per acre half cash. O. Peterson, 6561*6th ave. So. Seattle: Wash, 7 22 3 wks FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE—One- half section land well improved, near Flasher, N. D. Stock and im- plements included. Small payment down, long terms balance, or will trade for good stock merchandise orother property. 1-4 section 2 miles north of Lark, N. D.. crop payment plan. L. CG, Garner, Flasher, ND 7 16:12t a | FOR SALE—Stock*ranch north of | Huff, ‘N. D, 323. acres, can break and make a good living on if desired. Plenty of good running water. Will sell very reasonable. Apply Mrs. ‘Nora, E. Cooke, 713 3rd street. __7 26 6t FOn SALE—I60 acres of farm lana, 14 miles south of New Leipzig. Gooa well, pasture, 60 acres broken, will take city property in trade. Apply Cora’ A. Lamb, 321 Eighth street, Bismarck, 'N. D. Explained. Willis—“What caused the row be- tween Bump and his wife?” Gillis— “They went out to a theater last night and Bump hired a taxt to take them home. When the driver asked him where to, Bump said, ‘Home,’ and the driver: said, ‘Which one? "—Judge. Tribune Want Ads Brine Results. BY ALLMAN NONSENSE , DowN THE STREET AND A BiG BLACK | Yov Poor. Richt IN FISH- THATS STITION - _ | r IF YouRE Nov, each additional word. J. H. HOLIHAN Real Estate Bargains FOR SALE—Dicbold safe, cost new $120> Weight 1,200 pounds, 18x18x26 inside. $13 f. o. b. Bismarck. J. H. Holliban, .Lucas Block. : 7 27 2t J. H. HOLIHAN Lucas, Block Phone 745 ‘HELP WANTED—MALE WANTED—We can place a number of first class lumber yard. managers at good salaries in yards in ‘Minne- sota, the Dakotas, and Montana. Men who have had contracting ex- perience and know something about office work may qualify for these positions. Business Men's Efficiency Bureau, 902 Plymouth Building,.Min- neapoli: 2 7.27 GOVERNMENT NEEDS 20,000 clerks at Washington. Examinations ev- erywhere in August. Experience un- necessary. Men and women desir- ing government positions write for free particulars to J. C. Leonard, (former Civil Service Examiner) 52 Kenois Bldg., Washington. 7 27 8t WANTED—Men on state highway road work. Good wages, steady work., 'Pat Kelly, Dickinson, N. 2. OMS FOR RI | FOR RENT—Two furnished light housekeeping rooms on. 1st floor. Close in. Phone 62{L or call 320 4th street. 7 26 6t FOR RENT—Modern home with hot water heat on Avenue A. Phone Cor- win at 700. 7 27 tt SOR RENT—Modern room, 515 4th street or phone 643. 7.26 6t FOR RENT—Close in furnished two- room apartment on first floor. Also furnished reoms with kitchenette for light housekeeping. 411 5th St. Phone 273. 7 25 6t FOR RENT—Unfurnished modern roms also half of basement, cne block from post office. Inquire. at J. W. Murphy's Barber Shop, oppo \site the post office. 7.25 Gt FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in mod- ern house. Hot water heat. 621 6th street. Phon 619K. 7.22 1 wk FOR RENT—Large, nicely furnished rooms on first. floor suitable for two people with board at. reasonable prices. Phone 329R. Mrs. Roherer, 620 6th street. large closet locatéd over. Knowles’ Jewelry store. Apply to F. A. Knowles, Bismarck, N. D. | “710.t¢ FOR RENT—Furnished rooms all modern. Hot water heat. Phone 619L or -call 619 6th street. 6 20 18 ———————— BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY— We want good, live salesmen in Wis- consin, Minnesota, North and South Dakota, Iowa ‘and ‘Northern ‘Illinois. Write A chance to better yourself. Monroe Sales Company, Wis. a 7 ¥0 INVESTMENT in Oflatioma, Oil| Lease. New plan making it possi- ble for small investors to secure the quick. profits- being: made by suc- cessful operators in the oil fields. Information free. Bank endorse- TRIBUNE CLASSIFIED COLUMNS HELP WANTED—FEMALE CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING RATES Terms Strictly Cash—No Copy Without Remittance attached will be inserted. First insertion, 35 cents; additional insertions without change of copy, ‘15 cents. Adver- tisements containing more than 25 words will be charged at the rate of two cents a word for AGENT—SALESMAN. WANTED—At once a thoroughly com- petent stenographer; only experi- enced perso nable to furnish first class refeernces need apply. State Highway Commission. 7.25 6t WANTED—Responsible party. to care for boy and girl, ages 7 and 6, near school preferred. Phone 210 before 9 a.m. or 7:30 p.m. 726 3t | WANTED—Girl or woman for general house work on farm. Address Mrs. J. W. Burch, Bismarck, N. D. 7:18 1 wk for ‘general house- B. F. Tillotson, 809 Phone 8:8. 7:13 tf WANTED—Ten bright capable ladies to travel, demonstrate and sell well known‘goods to established dealers. $25°00 to $ov.00 per week; railroad fare paid; weekly advance for trav- eling expenses. Address at once Goodrich Drug Company, Dept. 631, Omaha, ‘Nebr. 7—6 13 20 27 FOR SALE OR RENT— _-HOUSES AND FLATS FOR RENT—Small house convenient- ly located. Apply C. L. Burton. cE 7 26.tf FOR RENT—» room house on 5th and Sweet street. See Geo. Gussner. _7 26 3t FOR RENT—Two room house with city water, 1209 Thaye- street. In- quire A. Van Horn. 209 Seventh street. Phone 305. é 7 24 tt FOR RENT—Very nicely furnished flat on ifrst floor including piano. all modern. No children. 807 4th street. Phone 404R. 7 23 2t (WANTED—Girl . Work, — Mrs. Fifth street. SALESMAN by lace and embroidery importers, work established’ trade in North Dakota and adjoining terri- tory; excellent opportunity for right man with established trade in smal- ler towns. Fuld, 1140 Broadway, ‘New York. 7271 SALESMEN, all or part time, to sell made-to,order army uniforms at camps, and civilian clothes every- where. We furnish complete equip- ment, samples and instructions free. Liberal . commissions. “Many sales: men earning from $50: to $75 per week. Write at once for full -par- ticulars. Territory Manager, 900 \W. Jackson Bivd., Chicago, Ill. te 4G 7 27 It HIGH-GRADE SALESMEN— Expert- enced selling the sales board trade. ‘We market the snappiést line-in the country. Commission $5.00 to $10.00 ner order. Canfield Mfg. Co., 4001 Broadway, Chicago, Ill. Tet Alt ROOMES WANTED WANTED—Room by a singe man-in nice home; with the , privilege of using piano. S. Petalas, care of Eagle Shine Parlors. Phone 58. 97-25-t£ POSITIONS WANTED : A’ NTION! EN! Position wanted by an experiencéd, steam:engineer, 15 years’ experi- ence. Can also furnish. first class separator man. Write me what your best wages are and how long your run it. Act quick. Granville Miller, Fenton, Kossuth Co., Ia. me 7 23 6t WANTED—Man and wife want posi- tion on farm. Write'Mr. Ray Wor- man, Falkirk, N. D. 7 26 2t FOR RENT—Five room house. Phone -484L or call 214 Sth street. 722 2b FOR RENT—A_ six-room modern: house, also a 7 room partly mod- ern house both close in. Phone 806. 720.1 wk FOR RENT—Two modern houses, Al- so furnished rooms for light house- keeping or otherwise if desired. Phone 404K or call 801 4th street, or inquire of Geo. W. Little. Second _Hand store. 720 tt FOR RENT—Three room flat in mod- ern house. Harvey Harris & Co. 5 10 tt FOR ENT—7-room modern house. Inquire Harvey Harris & Co. 4 22 tt WORK WANTED WANTED—Good experienced dress: maker wishes to take up sewing at her home. Mrs. Charles Lamb, 18 West Thayer. 3.2 wks WANTED—Lady student wants place to work for board and room. Busi- ness College, Phone 183. 7:19 2wk AUTOMOBILES, MOTORCYLES FOR SALB—Bulck Six 1918 Modei ‘B45. Going into service. Dr. A. B. Tyrell, underwood, N. D. 7 26 tf FOR SALE—Ford auto also horse, wa- gon and harness. Write 547 artbune. 7 24 6t FOR SALE—Ford speedster, just over- hauled. w tires. $300 if taken at once. Call 308K. 7 26 Gt A NC. ED for service in the army, will sell my 8-cylinder 7-passenger Cole automobile, ‘Al con- dition, at a great sacrifice. Dr. A. M. Fisher, Bismarck, N. D. : 719.1 wk_ FOR SALE—A special built speedster. A big bargain. Inquire of Foreman at Missouri Valley Motor in 72 1 wk WANTHD—particular car owners to ments. Chapman's Oil Leasing Syn- dicate, No. 1008 Dwight. Bldg,, Kan: sas.City, Mo. me 7—6 18 20 27.) ro Ca CORD and FABRIC SINGS. We. find they are better. Corwin Motor Co. Bismarck, N. D. 4 _ 7 10 tt EXPERIENCED LADY : desires posi- tion, stenography or clerical work. Address P. O. Box 80, Bismarck, N..D. 7.22 6t WANTED—Position as a cook for harvest and threshing crew. .Mrs. Earl Carr, 809 Rosser St. _.7-22-1w MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE—Ivers and Pond piano, and one Duntley electric cleaner. In- quire between 12 and 2 o'clock, Mrs. Eppinger, Grand Pacific ‘hotel. 1 25 Gt HAVING RECEIVED a commission in the army my’ household furniture is for sale. Bed room set, dining room set, rockers, rugs, chairs. Dr. L, G. Dunlap, 623 Fifth street. 1 24 3t FOR SALE—Butcher outfit, sausage and shop tools. Complete. _ will sell at a bargain. Write or see J. M. Wirth, Braddock, N.. D. 7 23 1 mo. i cond hand piano, also second hand-organ. Apply at Cow- an Drug Store. 7 33 3t WANTED—Blacksmith will sell shop or hire man on percentage or by the day. Machinery run by. elec- tricity, in live town, no oppositin. Robt Cotton, Wilton, N. D. 7 29 6t. WE WILL CLOSE OUT our entire stock of Molme Advance binders ‘at 1917 cost. 7 ft. at $145; 8 ft. at $150. $8.00 extra if set up. Farmers Union Elevator & Merc. Co., Regan, N. D. 717 2 wks. ARE YOU WANTING to buy the knowledge of an up-to the minute, Al Commercial teacher? If so, write now to Miss Lillie Fortner, 3950. In- diana Ave., Chicago, Il. FOR SALE—Grocery' business in ‘good location in‘mining and farming :vi- cinity.. Paying business jon cash basis. Going to war. -Address P.:O. B. 263, Wilton. ND. ae FOR RENT—Best located :and:.tong- established. modern equipped base- ment barber shop. Three bath tubs, steam heat, hot and cold running water. Inquire of N. Greengard, Mandan. N.D. 1 76 te \