The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 30, 1918, Page 6

FRECKLES AND HIS. FRIENDS By Blosser HE MUST HAVE SOMETHING | ON DAD! SQUIRREL FOOD By Ahern BENNY MAKES A GY” DISCOVERY C'MON “HERE'S: ANOTHER COOKIE WELL- Now You'll HAVE To TAME HIM IN HAND AND STRAIGHTEN RIM ouT~ HE Acts SOMETHING AWFUL WITH THAT MONKEY ue FOR YUN SQUEEK ! ar ' “Veave “THem FRUIT ALONE. oRvEeS' ss Fi G “TAKE ‘ONE. AN’ LEAVE tH’ oTiER “Wo FOR US! Nee V'HEAR 2 FRECKLES ~ T UNDERSTAND \ THAT You HAVE BEEA M\SGEHANING To- DAV. (9 THAT RIGHT Z GEE -T AIN'T, BEEN DOIN’ WELL Y'DOG-GUN MONK IN ‘TH MANGER! 90 TWEMS YouR “TABLE MANNER: HUH GRAB 77H "eM Act! ra i AUTHIN'— WELL! ['M AWFU! INE JUST BEEN DLAYIN' ROUND TH HOUSE WITH Jocko- SHALL NEVER MONK, MAKIN’ A HOG OF : HIS SELF - 1’ TEACH HiM A WW ean’ ETTACAT, Yeetcna! STANDING OF THE| °. 4 NATIONAL LEAGUE, W. L. Pet. New York + 23 11 676 11.688 . 17) (Hal Pittsburgh 16.484 Boston ... 20 «444 Philadelphia . 18 A509 gue" 13 SE ‘ smol 3s Brooklyn .... 2 37 AMERICAN LEAGUE. Ww. L. Boston . - 24 12 ‘New Yo 21 95 St. Louis 18 16 Cleveland 19° 17 Detroit 19 19 Chicago . 415. Philadelphia + 14 -20 Washington . 15 23 AMERICAN ASROGIA THON: Kansas City . Louisville. ‘Milwaukee Columbus Indianapol! St. Paul. . Minneapol: Toledo .. Pet. ae tt 550 37d (217 GAMES TODAY. National League. Cincinnnati at Chicago (2) Boston at Brooklyn (2): St. Louis at Pittsbuigh (2). ‘New York at Philadelphia (2). American League. Philadelphia at New York (2). Washington at Boston (2). St. Louis at Detroit (2). Chicago at Cleveland (2). . American Association. Toledo at Columbus (2) Louisville at Indianapolis (2). ‘Milwaukee at Kansas -City (2) . ‘Minneapolis at St. Paul 4 p. m. St. Paul at Minneapolis 7 p. m. YESTERDAY'S RESULTS, ‘American League. RHE ~ TW 1 Cleveland .-. Detroit .... Coumbe and and Yelle. New York first game . Philadelphia Love and Walters; Geary “and Per- kins. Second game: New York Philadelphia . Mogradge, Finneran and ‘Hannal Adams, Myers and McAvoy. First game: Eoston Washington .. Meys and Schang; Harper and ‘ln smith. ‘Second game: Boston .. Washington . Jones and Picinich, Ainsmith. National League. First game: Brooklyn Boston .... Marquard Henry. \Second ‘game: Toston ...- Brooklyn .. Fillingim and Henry; ney. and 'Miller. Philadelphia .> New York ... 'Prendic and Bur Carthy. American Association. , Tesrean and Mo- , RHE Milwaukee .... 5 18 Kansas City .. Kerr and Murphy; Johnson, Wheat- ley and Blackburn. RHE St. Paul- 6 Ty Minneapolis . 59 1 Piercey, Hall and Glenn; Roberson and Owens. 1 yc! Real Purpose! In’ Life. I am not concerned that I have no place; Tam concerned how I may fit auyeetf for one.—Confucius, *| tlonal usefulness after the war. UNIVERSITY FOR _ YANKEE SOLDIERS pine Phelps Stokes | Stokes Directs Ed- aca Work in France, HOLD CUSSESINY A.A. BUTS Purpose of Plan Is Not Only to In- crease Efficiency of Fighting Men . Which’ Engaged in War, but to Pre- pare Them for Vocational Useful. | \ness After War—Many Experienced Educators Available for Work. ‘With the sanction of General Persh- ing, E. C. Carter, the general secre- tary of the Young Men’s Christian as- sociation with the American expedi- tlonary forces has begun the organt- zation of a university for the Amert- can soldiers in France, The purpose of this institution is hot only to in- crease the efficiency of the fighting. men while engaged in war, but at the same time to prepare them for voca- Aga nucleus for the faculty for this! far-flung university, which will have classes in all the five hundred Y. M. C. | A. huts along the French front, there are among the two thousand secreta- ries of the Y. M. C. A. abroad more than one hundred college presidents, | public school superintendents and prin- cipals, and-others of wide experience in educational affairs, Anson Phelps Stokes, secretary ot} Yale university, who has been in! France some time, has consented taj assume charge as director until an: other educator competent for the posi- tion can be obtained. And, ultl- mately, the control of the “university”; will be placed in the hands of an army eommission composed of three Amer-) icans of large edueational experience. Is Part of the Army. The “university” which is really a component part of the United States army, will be officially known as “the department of education,” and General Pershing has placed at the service of the university all soldiers who are ex- perienced instructors and who will act as such whenever they are available ; and pot needed in the more grim du- tles at the front. The department ‘of education will act in close co-operation with the lec ture and the: library bureaus, which are already in full swing. The French are extremely delighted with the new educational venture and declare that it will tend in no small measure to consolidate the friendship between France and America. Mon- | sicur Petit Dutaillis, director of the “Office National. des | Universities Ecoles Francaises,” represents a group of French educators who have prof: fered their services enthusihstically toward the upbuilding of the unfque university. The project contemplates. primarily an elementary course calculated to fa- millarize the soldiers with the insti- tutions, customs, ideals and genius of | Atferica, France, England and the oth: er allied nations, and, by contrast with the present-day ideals of Germany, to bting the soldiers to a keen realiza- tion of the transcendental glorious cause they are fighting for. Elementary English will “also be taught to American soldiers of foreign Parentage; and even the “Three R's” will have their place as part of the curriculum. But there will be provi fon also for more advanced student: for the men who have had to brenk off TITTITTTT the bitter struggle to make the world @ decent place to live in, The French language will be taught; by native French teachers, who will employ the direct method, refraining from the use of English entirely dur- ing ‘the. wustruction, : MMMM MMM uuane their college studies to take part in! Prominent Educators at Work. Among those already at work in ¢he higher branches of the curriculum are Professor Daly, head of the depart- ment of biology at Harvard university, both of whom are Y. M. C. A. secre- taries, Mr. Carter says that the objects of the new university are of so emi- nently practical a nature and fraught with so much good in so many direc- tions that it is very likely that every soldier in the American expeditionary forces will gladly embrace the oppor- tunity to avail himself of what it has; to offer. The educational system is being or- ‘ganized in a flexjble manner, so as to make it equally. useful duriag: the war hostilities have ceased ‘and the perlod of demobilization has set in. It is desighed especially with ghe latter end in view, fo, give the army the largest possible. ‘industrial, voca- tional and other educational advan- tages which will stand the men in good stead during the long period of re- construction after the war, Certificates will be issued to those who have made good use of the edu cational opportunity thus offered, and , these certificates can be presented for credits at American educational insti- tutions, and will also aid their hold- ers in securing bysiness:ndvancement. Tribune Want Ads Bring Results. oe Name of Purchaser Clerk Making Sale AUruuann4u4eu4outavavocuvucocuauuuucecyaceegggcsnauvocugescnvegnegaugenaeannat Firm Name of Dealer . New Year in British Navy. Three bundred and sixty-four times {in the year is midnight’s ing mark- ed by the striking of eight” bells in every ship in the British. navy. At the moment. when the old year draws its lust breath, and {he new year is bern, the whole navy strikes 16 bells, but never on any other .oc- casion, for then efght are given to bid ‘farewell ‘to the old year and to welcome the new. By tradition, the youngest officer of the ship strikes the bell, and by tradition the youngest boy in the ship acts, as his echo by ham- mering the blacksmith's anvil. Responsibility. the Cure, If there is anything ‘that shows what a man or woman reallly is it is respon- sibility. It makes those taking a stand in the fu'l light, where they can really justify their. claim If a per- son who constantly boa his great- ness can stand under the test and bur- den of responsibility, then his success is assured. 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In a literal sense you will not, of course—for the reason that to date, Americans have not been in the habit of dipping their hats to ANY man —and if our MONEY holds out and we buy enough Liberty bonds we are never ‘going. to. HAVE to. a a4 But if you're one who has read even in brief outline, the story of the race—YOU needn’t ‘be reminded that you OWE these men somethibg! All worth while human history prior to print- ing may be summed up in a few. pages... It’s a long way down, from savagery to the present, but destroy the printing presses and type cases and the slope backward would be deep and .dan- gerous. Away would go our schools, our railroads, our telegraph and our telephone systems—all the big headliners of our present. day civilization, and soon enough, say three generations, we. would ‘be narrowed down to a “walking distance” know!l- “edge of things, and headed straight for sandal skins, | clubs and brawn, as in the pre-Adam . Printing is the Sun of the human intellectual universe—the newspaper. is the giant reflector which collects and diffuses information to every quarter of the habitable globe—AND THE AD TRANSMUTES IT INTO COIN-OF-THE- REALM! \ How jong will the ad survive? seocSonesaconvanvanucnutgnnzgonuenneacnin: So long as one man has merchandise that an- other man wants to buy. 4 A merchant can get merchandise in larger quantities at a Jower price and so he advertises that he will sell to the consumer at a low mar- gin of profit. He can°afford to ‘do this| because his. sales will be greater, likewise his profits. So long as one needs what another has, just so long will there be advertising—because the value of advertising has at last become understood. OTUARACOECONUCOROOUOODOOOURORDEGORNORODRORRORSONEREDoEooNS MMM juanenanenan unnnnananuanuaneanande