Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, September 20, 1922, Page 5

BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER PUBLISHED DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY BY THE : :tl(um PIONEER® *PUBLIS BING COMPANY GBCANON‘ v ‘E.fl DENU, Seq-llr DrdaD. meewlmiM'»- TELEPHONE 922-923: oo aavenes, dhaon Trrens s smiitien 1o ‘The use for pepu iy ST e m m AWD' m M w,, _# ARE YOU. UP-TO-DATE? D¢ you:load’it at-the muzzle . ° When you want'a ‘shot ‘or two?_ Do you'wind it with a watch-key > iLike'your father usedto do?" How’d you like to hop:a horse-car Like you did long years ago? Don’t an auto beat ‘an ox-cart? ' Well, I rather reckon so. - Do you argue;that an:hour-glass Beats a Waltham all to smash? - Do you use the same old system- Keepin’ books and countin’ cash, Do you trim a_ goose -quill neatly— When. you want the ink to flow? Don’t you-think there’s been xmprovement L . In‘the last decade or so? Tell us,-are:you advertising i “In the same“old foolish ‘way That your_grand-dad did before.you .- ' “And persist, “It . doesn’t pay”? 3 Think the-whole world-knows your. address " w#Cause-it-hasn’t changed iin years”2. . Wouldn’t the pathos’of such logic ‘, : .Drive:a billygoatitotears? -, Just‘a cardis-all you care-for?. ' ‘Hidden,-lonesome and: unread, . lee the sign upon the tombstone Wake: up-and:take a tonic, . ° -2 “Bunch-your hits:and'make :a dnve, Runia page :nd change your: copy, : . fis ;nd ‘keep:alive! e l———l ¢ i -.THE FUEL PROBLEM e Cahaqla -has abundant water: power,: and this is*especially true of Ontario:and Que- b bee,” which have no available supphea of . coal.. Eveniif Canadian. coal is: used;:it must: be. drawn from the far east,or the far west and fuel must be used to:carry - fuel: It séems “unwise to continud, thjs method -while we have such.large andicon- venient sources of powér—Niagara in 'this part of Ontario, the Ottawa and St. Law- rence: in:eastern Ontario, and.in Quebec. The mcressed use of St. Lawrence,power is -an unportant part of the great water wiys scheme .—Toronto (Ont. ) Globa. Mr Burbank has perfacted a pure white peach. Our portly friends can'now wear theu- boiled white shirts in perfect safety. TODAY'S EVENTS e | came Two. hundredth anniversary of “the birth: of John Home, Scomsh clerg-y- fossor ‘of, rhetoric-and English lit-|iiseq the knife.’ i {erature at’Amherst and in 1878 was | ieq Mayr's Wonderful Remedy for called to the pm:dency man and, dramatist. One’ hundred and twemy*hta\ an- nivergacy.of the: launching of the U. lege. S. Frhw nufitutfim, knm (] e “Old" Ironsides:” - ~ Dr- L. Clarie Seelye,. first pnn— dent ' president -emeritus of Smifl( :elehmte‘l his :ighty of thc\pptw of Lhe Itatian troops into |f Rome. in_ 1870, ; The. “146th anniversary of thel’ lluhere ‘of Paoli, during the Amer-, ican Revolttion, will be observed:on tlm batflefield ‘near . ‘West' C.\esber, Wxt.h' uolemn and . impressive _.cer-' emony His_ Grace Amhbxshnp' Med- d s 4&“@‘& urc‘;afisfi:;r 0! Ottawd, jOnts T k(e |t Thanlny'e Dr. L Chrk Seelye,, who ruches the' ages elMu years "todag: was' long .4’ prominent figure- in American educational circles: He was the first president of Smith College, the well known. institution for the ‘higher ¢ducation of women at North- SPECLE.ATE ON PROI’ER'I'IES. NOT SCHE . ot-scheme=—x, - e “A property isi nnythxm _istence in the material world. ‘unborn. Fn WEEKLY ' Plo‘!m—'l‘vdvn D‘&Il. umm-a credit 1a given: thils paper, my the uuu_fl 4 1 illegal—far from. it, -is for those who' ¢an aff ' depend upon schemes. /Telling-folks that'you-are dead. iy . ndenvgrj,‘ pe L Long “TRAIN SERVICE RESTORED Wimesdla & Wiiahonal .3 Passenge . ¢ - from: Bem JI ‘as follows: =" North Bound No. 33—Arrives 4:00 A. M. MES' “In"the world of finance,” says Herbert N: Casson in Forbes ' Magazine, “‘everybody _speculates, ' Everybody; takes. risks, ~Ev- erybody backs his judgment, to win ‘ or lose. . Finance consists of investment and speculation, and.the banker in the world cannot tell you where the one ends and the .valye, while la scheme ‘depen: for 1ts . .value“entirely upon the way inrswhich it-is & carried out. < “A property is tangible. You-can al- ,ways;sell it, if you wish, in a week or two. . “But-a scheme is an idea. It has no ex- It is a babe “Any property, however old and dilapi- ! dated, has a money ‘value; but the most y perfect scheme may not be ‘worth-a nickel. It may only be a wide door to bankruptcy. “Not that I would have schemes made. - The Bank . of Eng‘- land was:a scheme once. “My. pojnt is ‘that: investing in schemes 3 1t i is pet for. - people of small ‘means; n ence., " : : “The ratio of failures is too hlgh g likely 50 to 1. None but the rich should back:a new scheme, and .even ‘they should only ;put a“small percentage ‘of their -éapi-, tal into it. Not more than 20 per cent of any man’s money should be invested in.a scheme. i “The cleverer a man is, the more he can - The dullér he is, the more he should depend upon proper- ties. This is blunt advice, but it would have sayed hundreds of men from ‘failure during the past four years. “There is a time for caution i fingnce, as well as a time for courage; and the first rule is always—learn the tflcts -about the scheme, the property, and yourself. —t You fellows who didn’t -cut your weeds this year, better get busy next spring, when that longing for a smell-of new mown hay overtakes you. It ought not be mecessary to preach this gospel of cleanliness every day of the year. i . . Mrs. Annie Dickie Oleson is not.a Scan- ' “"dinavian, we are informed by the Anoka - Herald: She had better ‘become one quick, if she wants any support in this- state for : the United States Senate.,. ., i e “With' the scarcity: of coal the new 2 M and winter- styles should follow - Eskimo Tines xnsteqd of Grecxan——as has been ad- vertised> &t ey |-———| : film .are‘sure enough: commg back.” 1. 'will "be” a great help::to- a “Safety-First” campaign—if.-they . don’t - shorten” theim before spring. - —— 4 ‘A’ schaol house:burned:in’ St. Louu the ' ather day.. Some towns have lota of Iuck. How about xt kiddies? : The politicians in thm aectlon are begin- ning to wonder what the other fellow is doing. % !——-—l Yes, flappers have ears. We saw one - the other day ¥ \[He then -wert _abroad for several years of study at the Universities of NW Savec 2 People Berlin' qnd Heidelberg- Upon his re- turn to America he was ordained in gational ministry and be- ster of a church-in Spring-|tors seemed ‘unable to reach’ Tield, Mass. In 1865 he became pro-|their medicines and in bot cases ad- From Operation “I had two patients that the” dot.; it! ‘A ‘friend “who ‘had of Smith | gomach trouble proposed that I rec- : ommend.it-to- my - patients, which I did. Both arg. now entirelyjwell. .I am very glad-that I was able to.rec- ommend it.” It removes the catarrhal- mucus from .the intestinal tract, and- allays the inflammatioh. which causes prac- ticaly alf Stomach; liver -and -intes- ‘tinal ailments,. mclnrhng Ippehdicm! One dose will convince or '‘money re- funded ‘at’all druggists.—Adv. yo— .Departs 4:25:A. M, Daily North Bound No. 31—Arrives 6:10 P. M. Departs 6:20 P. M. Daily except Sunday - Soutthmd No. 34—Arrives 11:30 P. M.* Departs 11:45 P. M. Daily Sollth Bound No. 32—Arrives 7:25 A. M. .Dfipu‘hl.lfi ‘A. M. Daily except Sunday. .. ampton, ‘Mass,, filling the executive chairfrom the time. that the college was first ‘opened 50 years ago until 1910, when: he -retiréd: to . “become president’ emeritus. Dr. Seelye' Is. a ||| native iof Bethel, ‘Conn. At - the ‘age of twerimhn received his A. 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