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?m.r Plom—hdww ‘“fu advance,: 33. ‘paper, only the Un.lM 3 Prn, he . fl'; “»'.;'..asw,.a: i i A wnd also the local new: -vubluh OPFICIAL: m m m maum- = — ¥ ©#ARE YOU. UP’J'D-’UATE? like 1 ; “Like'you did long years ngo? Dm’t an auto beat an ox-cart? Well, I rather reckon so. - Da you argue;that anthour-glass Beats a Waltham all to smash? - Do you use the same old system- Keepin’.books and countin’ cash, 4 * - Do you trim a goose -quill neatly— When. yow want the ink to flow? Don’t you'think there’s been improvement : In‘the last decade or s0? Tell us,-are:you advertising “In ‘the same ‘old ‘foolish ‘way That your grand-dad did b .you - - And persist, “It doesn’t pay”? @ Thmk the-whole world-knows your address -. "~ w#¥Caiise-it hasn’t chang Wouldn’t the pathos’of such loglc g 'b:lly goat to'teus? - dden;:lo i Like:the sign upon the tombstone elling folks that you are dead. . tp-and take a-tonic, /. ; - 7. ‘Bunch-your hits:and*make :a dnve, Runiapage and change your:copy, : . dy e nnd ‘keep-alivel: $———p 2 THE FUEL PROBI.EM i uhada ‘has. abundant water: power, - ‘and - is‘especially true of Ontario:and Que- > bee,” which have no available supplies -of coal.. Eveniif Canadian. coal is' used;:it must. be drawn from the far_ east, o metlwd hile we- have such large andicon- venient sources of poweér—-Niagara in ‘this part of Ontano, the Ottawa and St. Law- is an: anortant part of the great water- ways scheme.—-'l‘oronto (Ont.). Globd, i Mr Burbank has perfected a'pure white peach. Our portly friends can now wear AEndei?ér_. . \ ! ; sr:cn‘pn' ON’ PROPERTIES, NOT SCHEMES' “In the world of finance,” says Herbert N. Casson in Forbes Magazine, “everybody - speculates, : *Everybody: takes . risks, ' Ev- ‘erybody backs his judgment, to' win :or lose. Finance consists of investment and - speculation, and-the banker in the world c:imot tell you where the one ends andthe er: < qm»m-» ) ije 'a scheme depen for its value entirely_upon the. way ingselrich: #+is 5| . carried out. e “A property is tangxble You 'ean &l ways sell it, if you wish, in a week or two. “But-a scheme is an idea. It has no ex- Jstence in the material world. It is'a babe ‘unborn. ‘“Any property, however old and dxlnpi~ ! dated, has a money value; but the most . perfect scheme may not be worth-a nickel. . Jt may‘only be a wide door to bankruptcy. “Not that I would have schemes made illegal—far fram.it, The Bank .of Eng- land was:a scheme once. “My. point is ‘that investing . in schemes <is for those who' éan affordiit, 1t is not for - peop]e of small means;and-ditth 'mm- ence, 2 “Tfié ratio of failures is too }ugh likely 50 to 1. None but the rich should back # new scheme, and .even they should, -only’put a’small.percentage of their-¢api- tal into it. Not more than 20 per cent of ‘any man’s money should be invested in.a scheme. “The cleverer a man is, the:more he can - - depend upon schemes. The dullér he is, the more he should depend ‘upon proper- ties. Thxs is blunt advice, but it would have sayed hundreds of men from ‘failure during the past four years.. :. “There is a time for caution ‘i fingnce, as well as a time for courage; and the first rule is always—learn the fdcts g‘bout the * scheme, the property, and yourse — You fellows who didn’t -cut your weeds this year, better get busy next spring, when that longing for a smell-of new mown hay overtakes you. It ought not:be mecessary to preach this gospel of cleanliness every vgel 08 HTAN v “AVEDNESDAY EVENING, SEPT muén 20, 1922 . KELLY .///MIIIJ/ JP/lzmmm e 2"”"‘7 / an €} //0' ce fn - LRy '{Iéf”,' ¢ A yher ggm//my ,’Samtar y Baking Go 'ALL THAT THE NAME IMPLIES WILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS- ATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 ~—by— P. R. PETERSON and LAWRENCE LARSON 'Our Bread Will Be Stamped ] KNEAD” By whxch name you will-be able to.order with the will be used; % ¥ *Also, a‘Ful'l Lne of: Pastery ; Housewives are invited to call and inspeet: t}ns clea ._.and wholesome bakery, - - < Try One Order—See How Good Bread Can- Be Mnlo Phone 352 Across from Rex Theatre = assurance that-nothing but the purest mzredlenu | day of the year. 4 . Mrs. Annie. Dickie Oleson is not.a Scan- “"dinavian, we are informed by the Anoka - Herald: She had better become one quick, . if she wants any support in this state £or : .the United States Senate. ) - 5. “Wxth the scarcity: of coal the new fall' i and winter styles should follow - Eskimo lines instead of Grec:an«—as has been ad- vertised: i SR N Feit e A : : e ; *Lon,z fts;. are “sure :enough. coming back.” "This. ill "be” a. great help::to-a "Safety First" campaign—if .- they . don’t - ghorten them before spring. - i ‘A’ schaol house:burned: m’St. Louxs the ather day.; Some towns have lots.of Tuck. How about 1t kiddies? - ; i The politicians in thla se:tmn are begin- ning to wonder what the. other fellow is doing. S —t Yes, flnppers have ears. We saw ‘one theu‘ boiled whlte shirts in pez:fect safety. \rHe then werit "abroad for several Two hundredth anniversary of ‘the birth: of John Home, Scomeh clergy- man and.dramatist. One hundred lnd twentyfifth.an- the. 1 U "Old Ironsides”” Dr- L. Clarke Seeln, first presi- dent md president fln:mnu of years of study at the Universities of Berlin' ’nd Heidelberg- Upon his re- turn to America he was ordained in the Co! gational ministry’and be- came ;.fi:r of a churth il field, Mass. In 1865 he P fossor of: rhetoric :and Emglish lit- erature at'Amherst and in 1873 was called. to the preudency of Smith of tha@gm ‘of the Italian' troops into| 4 Rome, 870. Maggaere of Paoli, during the Amer- ican' Revolttion, will be observed- on ?f bntlelield ‘near We ) With solemn. and.impressive .cer- emony His_Grace Atchhlshop }(ed' ard 'l@-gygu@mned wd Dr. ‘L Clark Seely 5 Who nach ! the age: of “eighty#fivei years “todag.Y ‘was: long a’ prominent figure- in American_educational circles He was from Bemi - the other day. Nurse Saves 2 People From" Operahon “I had two paf.untl that the“doc- tors seemed ‘unable to tried Mayr’s | stomach trouble proposed that I rec- ommend.it-to- my - patients, which I did. Both argnow entirely-jwell. I am very glad-that.I was gble o rec- ommend it.” It removes ' the cuhn-hal mucus, from-the 'Kmtma\ tract, and-allays One dose will convi funded ‘at’all druggists.—Adv. 'Ya.s follows: the first president of Smith College, the well known institution for the ‘higher éducation of women at North- ampton, Mass,, filling the executive chair.from the time. that the college was first ‘opened 50 years ago untilt 1910, when' he retireéd: to become . Dr. “Seelye" ls a North Bound No. 33-—Arrlves 4:00 A. M. Departs 4:25'A. M. Daily . n“. : North Bound No, 31—Arrives 6:10 P. M. . Departs 6:20 P. M. Daily except Sunday: - . »_Sollil:BelmdNo.M—Arnvepll:MP M. Departs 11:45 P. M. Daily SouthBodnd No. 32—Arrives 7:25 A. M. .an!h'lxfl ‘A. M. Daily exx:ept Sunday: . Jdong lfe t The steady flow of smooth ; engine-like power -pgoduced by Red Crown means ur engine. - . stroke-1s ellmmated ; Red Crown burns clean—lt _vaporlzeswto the last ( Indmm ). What s more lovely? You watch them come and go like "sunshine on’ a_ cloudy day. It’s_my_mission to help you to keep a redord of these dimples that time will-“érase. Ha]slterup STUDIC % ¢ i - We are, now milEInz_”‘s;ttu gs for, Christmas oehvery —_ i rhy'l:hmlc eteam- Th s'lai)pmg plston hus ik ter mileage And at An Fillmé, Stahon or Garag. e Showm!é the Red Crown Sign.e Bemxd Minn. 2860