Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 15, 1922, Page 6

¥ t e W ———_ e —~h b ] = " THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER THE ] Twentieth Century LIMITED A “Kick” In Kiss Komics There’s a “kick” to- every kiss ac- cording to a University profi v who has invented a Kissograph. This device measures the “kick” of the kiss. Taking a man and a woman who will osculate, the inventor at- taches wires to them. Then they kiss, The machine acts automatic- ally’ and measures the linear exten- sion gnd the milimeters of blood pressure resulting from the mistle- toe kiss, the stolen kiss, the expert kiss of the finished flirt, and the soul kiss. So sensitive is the Kisso- graph that it will also register the domestic kiss, the degree of frigid- ity in kisses one woman gives an- other whom she does not like, and all the other 77 varieties. The kiss- ograph is an adaptation of the sphyg- manometer which psychologists use to detect lies. There’s a “kick” to every “Topics of the Day” films’ program, which often includes some kiss jokes, And there’s a “kick” to this selection of kiss komics. | bach also scored when the BEMIDJ! NOSES OUT (Contlnued from Page One.) ond. Berrigan hit one to second but was tossed out at tirst. Achenbach managed to get one by first base, and Pete Johnson held first when uie lirst baseman dropped the ball. Earl Bailey advanced Achenbach to w score botn runners with a,uner between tirst and second, but fine tielding resulting in C. Trayis.toss- wg him out at tirst, retiring the side. Tenstrike tied the'-scoré in the fifth when C. Travis hit one over second base tor a three bagger;.and scored when C, Bailey went after R, Travis high fly and dropped the ball when he feil down. k. Cronk bunted and held first when Ber- igan missed the toss from the pitch- er, Later he was put out when caught off second, Melhouse, Achenbach and Bailey assisting in the put out. Travis scored on K. Gregg’'s hit. Gregg was caught at second when Therault hit one to third, Jackson tried to score Therault, but Ber- rigan pulied down his high one. Score 2 to 3. Fox for Tenstrike got a three bagger in the sixth and scored on J. Cronk’s single. Pete Johnson made a spectular running catch 1n left field after Gregg struck out. R. Travis got a hit into left field and J, Cronk was caught between third and the home plate. Achenbach, Lap- pen and Frank Phibbs assisted in the hot-box put-out. Berrigan and Achenbach both scored in the sixth ining. Berrigan hit one to deep left field and Ach- enbach made the longest drive of the game, getting to third in the deep mud, scoring Berrigan., Acheu‘] thiry Entirely Capable | baseman missed a throw from sec- Did you call for issed you in the dark? when he help | ond, Johnson fanned and E. Bailey walked, Melhouse got to first on a Maybell—Silly, I should say not.|single and Lappen retired the sidc, He didn’t need any help.— Boston Globe. | | the eighth when Fox knocked one Past Master Irate father—TI’ll teach you to iss my daughter, nsolent youth—You're too late. I've learned already.—Froth. Up To Him He—A kiss is a language of love. She—Why don’t you say some- thing.—Cleveland News . Um-m.m ! ! May (teasingly)—They say kiss- ing is so dangerous. . Ray (gamely)—Perhaps! Bu isn’t 1t grand 1t you live through it —“Topics of the Day” films. Double Duty A man named Du Bose met a girl Who tisped thro’ her teeth of pure pearl. - “I'll hug you or kiss you, swore with an oath, " She lisped with surprise, “Oh Mr, Du Both!”—Princeton Tiger. Regular Piker He—What would you think if I were to steal just one little kiss? She—What would you think of a burglar who had a cnance to steal a hundred pounds and only took a penny? —Pearson’s Weekly. Good For Her Daughter—Everett kissed me last nignt. Mother (indignantly) — That i outrageous. Did you sit on him for it? Daughter—I did. — Little News —Timely Films, Incy— " he Rock P — TODAY’S EVENTS fl T T i d today will observe the 75th ry o1 the death of Daniel O Connell, An international Brahms festival will be opened at Essen today to mark the 25th anniversary ot the death ol the great compo: Leaders of the Con: ive par- ty in Quebec begin a two day con- vention in the City of Quebec today to consider the future policies of the party. The Eastern Steel Works at Pot- tsville, Pa., which has been idle for the past year and a half, announces a resumption of work today., One of the most spirited politic- al campaigns Pennsylvania has ex- perienced in some years will close today, preliminary, to the general primaries tomorrow, A special convention of District 21 of the United Mine Workers' of America meets at Muskogee, Okla., today to discuss plans for financing the mines rike. A wide range of topics of general interest and importance will ve dis- cused at the tenth annual meeting of the Chambers of Commerce of the United States, which opens to- day in Washington, D, C. In The Day's News Gifford Pinchot, whom the so- cailed “anti-machine’” Republicans of Pennsylvania hope to nominate for the governorship in the primar- ies this week, has a national repu- tation that is due to his high stand- ing as an authority on forestry than to work as a politician, although he has been more or less active in polities for many years. A native of Connecticut and a graduate of Yale, Mr. Pinchot went abroad after his graduation and spent several years in a practical study of forestry in the diferent countries of Europe. Upon_ hi: 1 in 1892 he began his first systematic forest work at Biltmore. N, C. His reputation in his chosen profession rapidly in- creased and in 1898 his abilities were recognized in his appointment as Chief Forester of the United States, a position he continued to fill for twei years, Since leaving the employ of the federal gover ment he has served as State For- ester of Pennsylvania and as head of the Yale forestry school. Mr, Pin- chot was « warm friend of Col Roosevelt and followed his chief in- when he hit to first. Jackson scored for Tenstrike in over second, tying the score, 4 to 4. At the end of the ninth the game was still a tie. Tenstrike failed to make good. Achenbach walked, Johnson was hit by a ‘pitched ball and E. Bailey flew out to third, and it was then up to Melhouse to win his own game. He connected with a hot one over second, scoring Achenbach and ending the game. The Given Hardware company had offered a thermos bottle to the play- ed the winner of the prize inning allowed Achenbach to score Achenbach made the longest hit of the game when he placed one over the center fielder’s head. Earle Bailey came near with a drive in the third inning which netted him three ba ALnke city team is sched- I third and Melhouse made an. effort| Fox, cf ‘Tuled to play here next Sunday and it is expected that a very fast. con- TENSTRIKE IN TENTH 55 Stversi o1 the hect piayers who here May 7 are expected to be in the city team’s lineup for this game. Bemidji will continue with ipractically the same line up as it has been using. ' Tenstrike iperformed for the Cass Lake Indians » w = J. Cronk, 1b .. T. Gregg, If - C. Travis, 2b . R. Travis, 3b E. Cronk; ss .. R. Gregg, rf . ‘Therault,: D« Jackson, ¢ Betz, sub [N SN NN ol orcocorroon ol commormonen Totals..... Bemi Lappen, ss ... Fred Phibbs, rf C. Bailey, 2b . Frank Phibbs, ¢ . Berrigan, 1b .. Achenbach, 3b Johnson, 1f E. Bailey, cf . Melhouse, p - B | coommonocon - %] avormwonom Totals... Substitutes — Cameron, Walke Auger. Two-base Hits—Fox, Meclhouse. Three-base Hits — Achenbach, E. Bailey, Melhouse. Struck Out—By Therault, 5; by E. Cronk, 0; by Melhouse, 5. 3 T, C. Travis, METHODIST AID DIVISION HOLDS MEETING TOMORROW The miscellaneous division of the Ladies’ Aid of the Methodist church, Mrs. J. B. Minnick chairman, will ! meet Tuesday afternoon at the home of Mrs. A. D. Johnson, 1218 Bemidji avenue, and all members are request- ed to be present. Mrs. A. N. Gould will assist as hostess. STATE OFFICE TICKETS NOW NEARLY COMPLETED (Continuea From Page 1) sociate justice of the supreme court. The following candidiates have er making the best hit of the game|filed: James H. Quinn, incumbent, and although Achenbzach and Bailey cach made a three bagger, Melhouse ! Archie Vernon, W. Henry Cander- urgh, Conrad H. Christoperson, William B Anderson. and William much as his hit in the last {'A Anderson Ole M. Levang’s filing for con- winning the game for Bemidji. Jule | gressman from the first district was received by mail today, He will op- pose Sydney Anderson, All incumbent congressmen have filed for renomination. The complete congresional ticket will be announc- ed May 29, the final day for filing at county offices. ,:s‘ comorHoroool ENTIRE WORLD IS TO OBSERVE MEMORIAL DAY, (Continued From Page 1) year be made as personal as possible.| “With this end in view,” MacNider wrote, “the Legion is ready to make/| special efforts to aid relatives and friends who think Memorial Day not so much of the whole army of the dead as they will of some one youth who went forth to fight and did not come_back.” Gold Star parents, desiring that es- pecial attention be paid to the grave of their departed, requesting a cer- tain type of floral decoration or re- igious ceremony, were asked to com- municate their wishes to the organi- zation’s national headquarters, In- dianapolis, from which they were re- layed to the Legion post nearest the place of burial. For Memorial Day observances in the United States, the Legion pre- pared a suggested program of cere- monies, that rites might be as nearly uniform and as comprehensive as pos- sible. Patriotic and social organiza- tions have been invited to participate. Graves of All Vetevans The Legion will not confine its ex- ercises and decorations to the mem- ory of World war heroes alone. The graves of all veterans of all Ameri- can wars will be visited. The efforts of the World war men have resulted in many graves of Civil war veterans being rescued from obscurity and the graves .of several veterans of 1812, long since forgotten, have been found and restored. A similar plan of keeping a close and honored watch on graves of Anmericans buried overseas had been evolved. There will be in France four prin- cipal cemeteries wherein men of the A. E. F. will sleep forever. These fields of honor will be located at Bel- leau Wood, near Chateau-Thierry; Bony, near St. Quentin; Suresnes, near Paris, and Romagne, in the Ar- gonne, near Montfaucon. More than 500 Americans will re- main buried in England. A gift of land by the British government al- lows for the future decoration and care of these graves. A little cemetery for those Ameri- cans who died in England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales will be located at Bookwood, Surrey, England. Pets Must Behave Themselves. Roosters that crow and dogs that bark between 10 p. m. and 6 a. m. will cost their owners §10, for each offence under an ordinance adopted in Montclair, N, J. The crowing and barking still is permitted in the day- time,” While thére is danger of al- most any one’s dog ‘or rooster step- piig over the line a clause ‘in the ordinance ‘sayf! there must be a de- finite fracture ¢f the peace-to produce a violation. 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