Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, February 1, 1922, Page 6

S A SR * menting mash ‘are left uncovered,” Has It On George. A local wit declares that. he has _it all over George Washington. ‘He tighys Washington couldn’t tell a lie, but he can. But this-gent must re- Inember ‘that in order to be able to tell a first-class lie and put it over he ‘must - first of all try it out on the family cat. After a while he will | begin to belieye it himself. —If It's That Geod— 1t Pays To Pay. A Grand Rapids, (Minn.) auto- bile livery establishment has put out a business card which should allay all trouble in .collecting -fares. The card ‘reads ‘as follows: < “The taxicab driver sits in his car, And waits for the calls from near and far. He knows all the crooks, he knows afl' the rooks: - He knows all the bad roads, he knows all’ the nooks; - He knows all our sorrows, he knows all our joys, He knows all the girls who are, chas- ing the boys; ‘He knows all our troubles, he knows alt ‘our strife He knows every man who ducks out " from his wife: : If the taxicab driver told half what he knows .He would turn'all out friends into bitterest foes; : He would sow a small wind that would soon be a gale, Engulf.us in trouble and land us in Jail: He woulq start 'ntp a story which, gaining in force Wauld. cause " half our wives to sue for divorce.” 7 He would get all our homes mixed up in a éi_ght, And turn our bright days into sor- rowing night. In fact he would'keep the whole town n a stew, If he told but ‘one-tenth of the things _that ‘he knew. But silent he is if you pay him his fees, Then he don’t know a thing but the , B, C's.” —Now Will You Pay?— Past And Present. The 'fiap_per who -always used to be so crazy ‘ubout going to the sea- shore now . knows that'she can wear them just as ghort in the country. —And Get By With Tt.— ’ Hard Lines. Ma'ny a young lady has found her- self in the same predicament as the little boy.in-school who was asked by the teacher to define the word ‘“void.” He claimed -he had it in his head but he just couldn’t put it into words. —Rooms To Let.— An Indirect Good The man who calmly submitted to bemg reproved for being “the laziest man’ hig friends knew, nearly caught them off their guard when he declared that he was an indirect good to the ! public by keeping a lot of other peo- ple busy trying to collect the money |- he owed them. 3 —Ever Look At It That Way?—, Looking For Variety. A packed hall will turn out to lis- ten_to an old maid lecture on “How to Manage a ‘Husband,” but a mar- ried woman conldn’t get 10 people if she lectured on that spbject. —~—All Used to Her— Daily Song' Service. Oyce in about:75 ‘years you have an opportunity to hear a singer who pronounces the words of the song. Let us know if you hear one. —Ain’t It A Fact? ——————— TEXAS OFFICIAL DEPLORES DANGERS IN MOONSHINE (By Unitod Press) Houston, Texas, Feb. 1.—~Lye, fu- sel oil, and wood alcobol are not the only_poisonous substances.in-hootleg whiskey, according to Deputy Sherift Frank Hampe.” “Hampe, Hartis Coun- ty deputy, who claims the atate still-| *It’s not oyer yet.for me,” answer- d capturing championship, is considered [ed Husteniden returning o ‘his' wifc the local ‘bootleg’ authority. = “Not [and the Mtack of papexs. = ate expecting 'to hear a on!y do fusel oil and lye exist in poison moonshine whiskey, but fre- quently -cockroaches, -mice .and wood insects go into the deadly concoction” Hampe said. “Barrels used for fer- according. to Hampe.. “This allows the rodents and insects to fall.in'and die. ‘Moonshiners make no- efforts to take the' dead animals and bugs out.” A’ dead pig was found in a barrel of mish destroyed on onc of his raids, Hainpe asserted. R Sl age RIO GRANDE CATTLE MEN MAY PACK OWN CATTLE (By United Press) S%l Benito, Texas, Feb. 1.—Ten- tative plans for esctablishing #'large packing plant in the RioiGrande val- ley are -being discussed among live- stock growers, as the prospective en- forcement - of the tick eradication law. Before cattle can be shipped to packing centers, the new “tick” law requires each animal be dipped. To comply’ with ithe reguirements of this ‘law, establishing = the dipping vats, emp!pying_ inspectors, etc., would require _ an outlay of more than: $100;000 ‘the ‘first ‘year, with heavy yearly expenses, county offi- cials announced. - More benefits can bé: jad . from .3 co-operative o7 /z:"..,.,, aral! MARKETS e ) ’1 o J TR R R e 5 TODAY'S EVENTS. POTATO MARKET Chicago, Feb. 1.—Potatoes steady; receipts, 635; on track, 162; Wiscon- sin white, bulk, $1.35 to $1.85; Red River Ohios, $1.90. ONLY FEW/DAYS MORE OF DICTIONARY OFFER A word is the symbol of an idea. One may have the most original and forceful ideas—but without words' to express them, they are utterly value- Jess. It might be said that there are o new ideas under the sun. ' In the earlivst recorded ‘writings -from the Sanskrit, the Chinese, the Hebrew, the Greek or the Latin tongues, we find the-same thought again and again. It is the’ expression only, that varies. Each age, each nation must evolve its own form of expression, or sym- bolism in its literary art. 3 The universal mind in this way frees itself by’ the individual genius which has caught its meaning. Thus wordq may be said to be the tools of thought. Word stidy therefore, is one of the ‘most important elements & education. - And .the dictionary which gives the derivation, thedif- ferent shades of meaning, the trans- ition -in ‘modes of spelling; in short, the history of the word, is the onel' indispensable workshop for the work- er in words. Among all the eras of dictionary making, the present excels. And there. is_no excuse for anyone not to possess a valuable dictionary. now being distributed ‘by . this paper, is easily chief among the dictionaries of it class, Our distribution has been wide and‘far,reaching.. We only re- gret that the time draws. near when we ¢an no, longer get this wonderful book for ou readers, on the terms hitherto prevailing. = We hope ‘that those ‘who have mot yet gotten it, will- avail themselves of the unusuai opportunity presented today. - The coupop published daily in our columns explain the method of acquiring it. New York, Feb. '1—Being 'four years behind ‘the times has its thrills. Henry Hustenden, German farmer of Manorville, L. 1., bas just ‘run‘ onto the ‘Battle of Chateaw Thierry, and now he’is so: excited ‘he .can't:do-a stroke of wouk. “During the summer Hustenden raises berries; during the winter he sits and listens to ‘his wife read’ world' events ‘from 3 carefully hoarded stack.of German newspapers, arranged chronologically. _ Although losing ground s’tcsdigl{, Hustender (who can’t read Himself) has never allowed his wife to skip. Last winter he got to the sinking of the Lusitania, and ‘eould scarcely wait for, fall ‘to come.’ - ¢ “But haven’t you known that this country was at war all along?” asked 2 merfber’ of the“Amefican ‘Legion: ~ “Ja,” said Husgenden, “but I wasn’t interested because T hadn’t got to it yet.in the papers.” i “We won,” _said the -legionnaire heartily. & ithen' he added; “It's all over mow.”. ‘He:{¢lt as though:he were Jetting the cat ‘ont of the bag. Neighbors w'ild ee);br:tt(on :-,;l H"fif“‘},fi"" house along about . -get: the falde a\‘mfie r;h‘r’fl. i o - 5 | e L) “BABY” GIVEN STALL AFTER ONE NIGHT IN HOTEL (By. United Press) Denver, Oolo., Feb. - 1.—“Baby” came’ to' Denver: to the ‘recent live- stock show with Mys. J.B. Snodgrass, Littleton, Colo, She was given a roon:l,nnd. bath“at one of Dg}wer‘s leading hotels.” But she only stayed lone night, Thereafter, sheZhad a comfortably arranged, special box stall at the stockyards. “Baby”-is ight only 85 pounds.- : LIBERTY BELL G CLOSED WIT (By United Press) Telluridge; Colo.; Feb. 1.—The Lib- erty Bell gold mine, which recently suspended operations neaxr here, net- ted its owners a profit,of '$3,000,000 during the 23 years of operation, ac- ‘cording to officials_of the ctompany owning the mine. During that time, nearly two andone half million tons of ore were taken.from the mine. The pur‘kivi,t plant owned by stock rais- ors, it has been decided. KT $19,000,000, war meets in Washington today to charitable organizations in all parts of the United States, and addresses by eminent i e authorities will feature the National Health Exposition :to be opened’in Louisville today. is likely to 'be the only one of the American cardinals in time to participate in the conclave for the election of the new Pope, is due to reach”Naples— today on his way to.Rome. Orleans. Meeting, of Cuba-American Jockey club, at Havana. Meeting of Lower California Jockey club, at Tia The New Universiies Dictionary, | Juana. et championships ‘begin in Montreal.; championships, ment at Bell¢air, Fla. Valentine's hurst, N. C. Fm mm“n the Pennsylvania member of oss value of the ore mined wasi T = Festival of St. Bridget or Bride, the patroness of Ireland. \E. Lee Trinkle will be inangurated today in the governorship of ‘Virgin- ia. 2 The Canadian Shoe Manufactur- ers’ association meets in Montreal today for its-annual convention. - The first coast-to-coast automobile race in Sonth America starts from Buenos Aires today- with ‘Valparaiso, Chili, as the objective point. A national conference of American Veterans -of - the World discuss legislative and other meas- ures’ for ie the “disabled ‘veteranms. Exhibits by health, welfare and physicians .and_health 1p! Honduras, Nicaragu; Sal- # vador, is to ‘¢ome into being today, when the Federal Council assembles at Tegucigalpa, Honduras, ‘to elect a president and other officials. . Cardinal 0’Connell of Boston, who who will .arrive ‘Calendar of Sports ’ Racing — Meeting of = Business Men’s Kacing association, -at New Rackets—Canadian ;amateur rack- ‘Skating — JInternational outdoor at’Saranac Lake, Curling-~Mitchell Medal competi- tions, at Utica, N. Y. Golf—Women’s -January- tourna- Annual St. tournament at Pine- “-Bowling—Interstate championship tournament opens’ at Aurora n. Ohio State ’*championship tourna- ment opens at’ Columbus. In_the Day’s News *William C. Sproul, whose desire to| . succeed the late Senator:Penrose as the Re- publican National Comimittee is re- garded in some quarters as a move on Mr. Sproul’s part to extend his acquaintance among the Re‘pfll?lican leaders with a_view to becoming 2 candidate for the presidential mom- ination in 1924, is now serving the final year of his four-year ferm in the governorship -of the Keyatone state. ~He ‘has. been a leader. in Pennsylvania politics for a aumber of years, and hag a long term:in the | state senate. ~in his campaign: for the governorship he was -gupported by the' Philadelphia organization and the Pentose forces throughout the state. Governor -~ Sproul has many important busingss connections, not- ably in ‘the &hipbuilding - ~industry along the Delaware. G One Yesr ‘oday Seventy ‘Russian Reds were deport- ed from New York. i President Wilson attended the the- atre for the " first’ time in many months: - - Today's Birthdays Frederick. D. Underwood, presi- dent of the Erie railroad, born at | Wauwatosa, Wis., 60 years ago to- ' master and composer, born in Dub-| lin, Ireland, 63 years ago today. Warren: $.-Stoné, head of ‘the In- ternational’ Brotherhoog' of Locomo- tive Engineers, born at Ainsworth, Iawa, 62 years ago today. | Henry Miller,+ noted actor, man- | ager and producer; Jbornin-London, | England, 62 years ago today. lson. Philippe Roy, Canadian Gen- | 4l -Commissioner in Paris, born at| 'St Francis; Quebec, 54 years ago to-| day. e I"lf’flll‘l.l.’_ x NORTHERN i i % x PR R ‘Ms. John Nocl and Mrs! Ora:AWhit- | ing §penit Friday with Mrs. F. M., Groveri, | - Miss Fae Freeman spentSunday Mi ¢ of-Mrs. F. M. Grover. ¥ Miss Sadie Williams was the guest | of Dorothy Moultonfrom Friday until | Monday. i The Farmers’ club will have their | usual nonthly meeting at the Com-| BALSAM COUGH ' munity hall Thursday, Feb. 2. Mr: E. R. Moulton 'is- histess and exten a cordial ipvitation to:all who are in- terested in club work. ~ M guest” at the John Noel home ‘Sat- urday night. ttering ‘the comdition off oon"the Carr Lake and. Northern consolidated ‘schools will: be held ‘at the latter place Friday evening, Feb. 3, after which a game of basketball between the boys of both schools will be enjoyed at the Community- hall Everybody welcome. . e ) PR s e T 2 ) America, .com| X this week for E. M and calling: on {x__ends.in Bemidji Saturday. f ¥ ting the' Ruggles” 1 8y. 3 Victor Herbert, celebrated band-| | WE'S WHAT ERENEH, RUSSIAN; POLISHL: ‘ESKIAO AN' GHINESE JESY AS WELL AS HE KIN ENGUSH west of E. M. Sathre’s farm, 3 in Bemidji Saturday. r. Geo. Selke, state mquétor of |- Mr. and Mrs. William P W. A.‘Worth, G, W. Bemidji Friday. 1lips home Sunday. repqrted having | will be a big success. - Ralph Brown of Bemidji was The .second spelling - contest be- . By Tnited Press) St. Paul, Feb. Ache? BASS LAKE * A PERAERRERE XK KKK D Wr_aenhyon 've “suffering from N Mrs. R. A. Wheeler and son, James | . headache, - Lo : visited at _the '3y Si Wheeler home backacke, 2 STUDENTS—SEC ADULTS—85¢ (lqcludxng Tax) T“lsiiiayj S. Wheeler and daughter, ik thache' Tickets'on Sale by Club Memb: p - A Miv. G. Landry called on Mrs. Albert < 7" netralgia, y Club Members—or at the following- Utechs Friday. oF pain from anyidther cauge, try Drug Stores: ¢ : Ralph Wheeler is busy cutting ice .. Sathre. Mrs. F. E. Carver.was shopping Mr. Bloomaquist_has finished cut- er east of Bass Mok usur Drugaist Lake, and has started on the timber James Wheeler transacted business G. I, Goodmanson was a Bemidji rural schools, Mr.’ Challman, inspect-: visitor Saturday. = or of school buildings and County Superintendent J. C. McGhee were |Bemidji Saturday. callers at the Northern‘school Mon- day afternoon. Day, Mrs. Ora Whiting-and Mrs. E. R. Moulton-members_of school board were. also ‘business: visitors the same afternoon. ‘Miss Dorothy Reeves gave a party| The Bass Lake and Lavinia schools to @ number.of ber friends at the jexpect to have a spelling contest on home of E. R. Moulton, Friday eve- [February 3, and it is hoped that it ning... Every. one greatly enjoyed the evening. Roy Lamon transacted ‘business in : llips were shopping and calling .on friends in Mr. and Mrs. J. S. Wheeler and family were visitors at William Phil- McGOWAN DEFEATS McLEAN IN TWOvOUT OF THREE RACES 1.—Everett. Mec- Gowan of -St. Paul defeated Bobby McLean of Chicago here last night in- two out of three ice skating races. pr. 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