Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 28, 1922, Page 6

T, Birds of a Feather All men are said to be liars. And then there is the usher at the mowv- ing pictire house who tells you that| there are plenty of good seats to- ward the front of the house. —Good for What?— Take It for Granted There are wives and wives, de- clares a writer on the social subject. We suppose by that he must mean your own and the other fellow’s. —Choose Your Choice!— A Question An Emporia family takes the fam- ily dog to church once in. a while. Last Sunday the dog was tied to the motor car during the’ services. Ev- ery time the choir sang the dog howl- ed. It was a question whether to take the dog away to keep from dis- turbing the peace or stop the choir to keep from disturbing the dog.— Emporia Gazette. —A Dog’s Life— The Artful Advertiser We noticed recently where a man is advertising for second-hand boxes| Evidently his art is | and _cartons. picking up. —Picking Up, Is Right— . Handicapped The story is told of a Scotchman who played goif regularly for over 25 years, when he suddenly quit. Friends wondered at his absence| from the golf course and sought the reason. He explained the whole sit- uation by the fact that he lost his ball the last time he played. —No Wonder He Quit— MARKETS 5 = Polo—Opening of invitation tour- chub. Automobile—Opening of Chicago National Autorobile Show. Cheéckers—Newell W. Banks of POTATO MARKET receipts, 35 cars; total U. S. ship- ments, 895 cars; on track, 172 cars. Wisconsin, ‘sacked, $1.80 to $1.95; bulk, $2.10; Michigan sacked, $1.85 to $1.90; Idaho rarals, $2.25. TODAY’S EVENTS Centenary of the birth of Alexan- der Mackenzie, famous Canadian Liberal leader. The first annual Canadian Nation- al Winter Carnival will be opened to- day at Ottawa. The referendum conducted by the i Chamber of Commerge of the Unit- ed States on the tariff report is ex- pected to be completed today. Herbert Hoover, Secretary . of The Fancy Worker The old-fashioned lady, whose idea| of fancy work was crocheting ori making Battenberg, now has aj daughter whose idea of fancy work centers arourld the lip-stick and| rouge. —){aking Up for Mother— Education Pays The married men, speaking gener-| ally, declare that it makes them won. der whenever they hear an unmar- ried man speaking of “Love’s Holy Bonds” when referring to the mar-, riage ceremony. —The Tie That Binds— Whe'd a Thotit? Something informing is always ap- pearing in the newspapers. For in-| stance, it is now reported that a Turk never takes a Turkish bath. That re- minds us of a barber with a two-day | beard. —And a Grocer Going Hungry— TURKEYS AID FARMERS IN DROUGHT STRICKEN REGIONS (By United Fress) Wiiliston, N. D., Jan. 28.—Tur- keys came to the rescue on drought- strickens farms near here this year. Twelve families in Missouri Ridge township, near here, reported they Commerce of the United States, has requested that the three days begin- ning today be observed as National Child Labor Days. i A petition for a receivership of the property, funds and records of the K¢ Klux Kl is to come up for hearing today in the superior court at Atlanta, A notable wedding in Chicago so- cicty today will be that of Miss Kath- erine Blackwell Field, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Field and niece of Mrs. Honore Palmer, and M: Clifford Rodman, Sunday, January 29 Centenary of the birth of Adel- aide Ristori, the great actress. Observance of Carnation Day, in memory of President William Mec- Kinley. Founders’ Day exercises at Hamp- ton Institute, in meniory of Gen. Samuel Chapman Armstrong, who founded Hampton in 1868. Calendar of Sports Racing — Meeting of Business Men’s Racing association at New Or- leans. Meeting of Cuba-American Jockey club, at Havana. Meeting of Juana. Fcotball — Annual meeting of American Professional Football as- sociation, at Canton, Ohio. Track—Annual indoor meet of received $921 from their turkey erop. one-hali the night to 4:30 fourth, But if you cannot be there in pers tance call is the next best way. . The station-to-station rate,which is considerably lower than for per- rson service, applies when you will talk to anyone at the tele- Station-{o-station service from p. m. to midnight costs about Brooklyn College, New York City. Your Voice At flne Other Enc] When the family is gathered together at the old home for a reunion on anniversaries; holidays or other delightful oceasions, it’s wonderful to be there. ale; from mid- son-to-) . m. about one- phone called. Wherever you are, drop into your home for a few minutes cach day via Long Distance. i| Siegel, 10 ‘rounds, i Oné Lower California Jockey club, at Tia | on, & long dis- Detroit’ vs. Robert Stewart.of Scot- land, at-Glasgow, for world’s cham- pionship. Swimming—DMichigan state ama- teur championships, at Detroit. Ne- braska state amateur championships, at Grand Island. Skating—Nortliwestern champion- ships, at M ukee. (Sunday). Boxing—Mickey Walker Nate u. s. Provost Marshal at Colbenz. issued order for arrest of Grover Bergdoll. - Today'’s Birthdays Marquis of Crewe, - vice-president of :the League_of Nations Union and _fo;mer Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, born 64 years agzo today. Daniel Willard, president of the Baltimore & Ohio railroad, porn at| Hartland, Vt., 61 Fs ago today. George L. Wellington, former United ‘States senatér from Mary- land, born at Cumberland, Md., 70 years ago today. Charles S. Barrett, head of the Na- tional Farmers’ Union, born in Pike county, Ga., 56 years ago today. William V. Allen, former United States senator from Nebrask: in Madison county, Ohio, 75 years ago today. i i —_— - RED AND GRAY BASKET TEAM DEFEATS RED LAKE SCHOOL | The Red and Gray basketball team ! f this city defeated the St. Mary! school squad at Red Lake Friday eve- | { ping by a score of 43 to 23. Bemidji team is composed of Manuel LaFleur, left forward; Dan McLaugh- | lin, right forward; - Richard Cahill . (captain), center; Fred Courcier, i left guard; Robert. Graham, right guard, and Leo Stapleton, sub. ADDITIONAL WANT AD LOST—Black leather purse, between | Grand theatre and the Elko, con-; taining two $5 bills, key and small| change. Finder please return to Pioneer for reward: 1-28tf | WANTED—House work, or dish| ' washing; in hotel or restaurant. g i Call Erickson Hotel. 2t1-30 Ayg | Supreme Cotmeil at Paris fixed to- N tal ‘indemmity for Germany: The | |] AR BARY PIONEER B ) nament of Del Monte (Calif.) Po]o‘lmmim CLUB To “SING HERE FEBRUARY 17 {Continued from Page 1) and marimbaphone solos. The pro- gram arranged for the evening is as follows: 1 “Invictus,” - Hhun—“Mother 0’ Mine,” Tours—Glee club. Flue Solo, ‘Allen Fitschen. * “The Lord Is My Shepherd,” Hans- com—Glée club. ; s Yocal Solo, “selected, Lloyd Sun- ain, ’ Nut Quartet, to be arranged. “?apl)y Songs of Long Ago,” evin. k “O Sole Mio,” DiCapua. “A Chilly Serenade,”Gotschalk— Glee Club. Readings, sclected, Fred Frankson, “Wind and’Sea,” Ambrose. “Dance . of the Gnomes,” Mac- Dowell—Glee Club. : Marimbaphone Solo, seclected, Stephen Cooper. “Wait *Till Ah Put On My Crown,” Reddick. 2 “Oh, Peter, Go Ring-A Dem Bells, Burleigh-Brewer—Glee club. Tenor Solos, selected, John A. Jaeger. “Stars of ithe Tours-Smith. Summer Night,” — “In Absence,” Buck—Glee club. The personnel will not be greatly different from that of last year. It is as follows: first tenor, Fred Frankson, Ben Schaub, William Me- Lane, Harold Hauston; second tenor, Lorrille Boyle; Ormal Miller, Alvin Courtney, Robert Naylor; first bass, Willis" Payfer, Allen Fitschen, Steph- en Cooper, Paul Skiff; second bass, Lloyd Sundin, Herbert Labbitt, Al- fred Sorenson and Lester Tanner. The president of the organization is John Herrman. TWO OF FIVE PENNSYLVANIA BANK BANDITS IDENTIFIED (By United Press) Pittsburgh, Pa., Jan. 28.—Two_ of the five bandits who held up the First National bank of Crafton yesterday morning and shot to' death Harold T. Moss, assistant cashier, were identi- fied today. They are Walter Joyce and Orin Graham, the former being identified by the witness as.the man who shot Moss. AT T O T T T O ] ; - MEN ARE GOOD EATERS as a rule, but we’re not afraid they’ll eat up too much of our profit and so - we serve generous portions. Yes, despite the high cost of focds, materials, labor, etc. <—we can still give you qual- ity food, well cooked, neatly served at ‘moderate prices. And that’s “going some!” I TR UL T LT LT T TR SUBSCRIBE FOR THE - DAILY PIONEER READ THE PIONEER WANT-ADS $395.60 for a Fordson Tr.actor. We even ask ourselves, “can it be possible?” Anyhow, "F. 0. B. DETROIT the telegram read “$395.00.” It means a Fdrdson Tractor on every farm. Demand will be so great at the unbelievable price that we advise every farmer or per- son needing a tractor or gasoline engine for power to place their order immediately. Don’t delay!—$395 for the Greatest Tractor on the Market! Our Slogan: “A FORDSON ON EVERY FARM!” ETT CO.| . FORD SALES AND SERVICE Telephone 970-971 . BEMIDJI, 418-22 Beltralpi Ave. MINN. : e