Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 28, 1922, Page 5

l SATURDAY EVENING, JANUARY 28, 1922 - - WANTED :TO BU for a Ford car. Must be theap. Call Sunday, Phone 37-F-14. 1t1-28 WANTED—To rent.a five or six room modern house, Reliable party. Address “B'I care Pioneer. e % ¢ 5t1-28 e 7 WANTED—To._ hear from owner of good faym for sale. State cash price, full particulars. D. F. Bush, Minneapplis, Minn. 10t3-30. Want to hear from owner having farm for sale; give particulars and low- est pricé. John J. Black, Minnesota street, Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin. 3t1-28 2-4-2-11 YOUNG MEN, Women, over 17, de- siring government positions, $130 monthly, wxite for free list of posi- tions now open. R. Terry (former Civil Service examiner), 119 Con- tinental Bldg., Washington, D. C. FOR SALE—FARM .PROPERTY. FOR SALE OR TRADE—Improved 80-acre farm three miles. out. Ad- dress Box 113, Bemidji, Minn. 5t1-28 HELP WANTED—FEMALE e WANTED—Girl for floor' work. In- Anthony’s Hospital. 1-26tf FAMOUS WRITERS OF HUMOR | Americans Who -Made Their Names Celebrated Were Essentially Men of Highest Character. “Bill Nye,” our own Bdgar Wilson Nvye, leaped into” fame while® writing humopous sketches - for- the Laramie Hoomerang, of which le was editor. ‘The name of “Bill Nye” was hestowed on him by his office associates. His book, “Baled Hay,” was very popular for a time, but, like much humorous popularity was ephegeral. " was much loved by all who knew him. He was considered “tae greatest American liar.” Willlam ‘I, Adams was the noted “Oliver Optic,” who wrote more than a thousand stories. He died much mourned by voung readers, for whom wost of his books were written. Under the name of Artemus Ward, Charles F. Browne made a worldwide veputation as a lecturer and humorist. 2 inimitable wag; his humor was spressible and kept all about | nim in a constanl of merriment. He s the first writer to . adopt ; phonetie 2. died- in® 18G9, “Eli Perkins” contempora with “Artemus Ward,” and it was Ward who bestowed the nom de plume upon Lim. Melyille D. Landon was es- sentially @ “funny wan,” but not truly a humorist. He was a gentle, kindly man and one who loved his fellows, Henry W. Shaw was the “Josh Bill- dngs” of humor and homely phi- v. He was kicked into fame by Iim $1.50, his - first money earned in literature. He traveled and lectured extensively on Life; Perhap BEMIDJI FLORAL GO. CHOICE CUT FLOWERS AND PLANTS Artistis Designs PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO MAIL ORDERS Bemidji, Minn. (A 512 Beltrami -Avo. Phone 418-W* for ‘subsequent :consecutive of same copy. Cash must accompany copy,,. taken for legs than twenty-five ‘cen Will pay cash! ] | ! PAGE FIVR GLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT Advertisements in this column cost ONE CENT per word for FIRST IN- FOR SALE ¢FOR; SALE— £ 1920 . Road . body complete avith top. hnd; 411 970, shield; price” $50. Cal} § 4 €3 1 2t%-30 et L D OR SALE—Five acies; - fiye-room house, chicken coop; ‘quarter mile from- town. .Write Box No. 225, Pine River, Minn. 3t1-28 FOR SALE—Ruhber stamps of all kinds and types. Orders taken at lfmneer Office and Pieneer Sta- tionery House. Telephone 922- 923 or 799-J. Delivery of stamps made from three to four days af- ter order is taken. T10-22t [ FOR SALE—Schoo! supplies of all i kinds, writing: tablets, pencils, fountain pens, and everything for the school room. Pioneer ‘Station: ery House, 403 Beltrami avenue. Phone 799J. 10-22tf; FOR SALE—Corporation seals, cor- poration record books with divi- sions for minutes, articles of in- corporation, by-laws, minutes for directors, meetings, stock ledger, stock certificate register, trans- fers and dividend register. In- quire at Pioneer Stationery Store, 403 Beltrami avenue. Telephone 799y, S 10-21¢f. " Safety First. Varlet—1" prithies haste, sir knight, to the rescue of a lady-imprisoned In yonder .{own by a wicked ogre. Knight—Oh, bother! This is my day oft. Why don't you go and save ser yourself? Varlet==She is my wife, sir knight, and she refuses to allow me to engage ‘in so: perilous nn.c\nprise.—l’unch. He 54l “Tliere’s cheats in aIT (RiNgS even pizen is adulterated.” He was a delightful man and never did a mean thing in¢his lifé, and never had an eneniy, among. good men: “Josh Bill- Ings” “dled of -apoplexy in Monterey. Cal.’ 3 Compass on Crossing’ the Equator. - hE OIS itedIe. does not turn afound I passing from one hemi- sphere into-the other. The north-seek- ing end of the-compass needle has ne greater significance or meaning in the southern hemisphere than the south- seeking end of the needle has in the northern hemisphere. The compass needle is a piece of magnetized steel, It has its own positive and negative poles, or north and south poles, just like the ecarth. The needle and its lines of .force align themselves with ce. In the north- ) h ‘magnetie 'gmertiona eedprary No ad Iy 3 nger sewing mz&chinc. practically new., Phone 827. ,922 Atherica avenue. 1t1-27 FOR SALE—One 1920 Roadster, body complete with top and wind shield; price $50. Call ¥ 3 2t 1-28 o~ HELP WANTED—MALE ~~ WANTED—Men and teams with sleighs, equipped to haul 3 yards. See W. M. Campbell at Vicker’s Hotel. 1t1-28 Men wanted for detective work. Ex- perience unnecessary. Write J- Ganor, former government detect- ive, St. Louis. h 5t12-31 1-7-14-21-28 e e CARPENTERS or Contractors want- ing skilled help see F. F. Taylor, 185 Mill Park, or phone 952-wW. Steady work wanted; complete set of tools for building and finishing. — WANTED—Man to act as district manager to appoint and take care of his own sub-agent for Minne- sota territory. We offer a good progasition to the right man. Call at Jefferson Hotel, Room 46, be- tween 3 and 5 p. m. H. A. Gil- bertson. 1t1-28 To Be Exact. 0 you called on the famous novel- st “Yes,” said Mrs. Gawker. “Did ‘you find him in a brown study ¥’ “\Why, no. I think the room was fin- ished in blue.”—Birmingham Age-Her- ald. pole exerts the dominating influence of the needle, so it points to that pole. The south end of the needle is disre- garded. In the southern hemisphere the south magnetic pole exerts the dominating influence oy the needle and it points to that pole, the north end of the needle in this case being disregard- ed. The needle does not reverse iu going from one hemisphere to another. The south end of it becomes the guide in the southern hemisphere, as the north end is the guide in the northern hemisphere. . Gauges Food by Cans. +» Dingley, who haills from the West and is merely a sojourner in the big city, sees all sorts of things to make him wonder. “Out where I come from when you ask a waiter about the slowness of the service he always tells yvou ‘It's on the fire” But it's different here. A few cvenings ago I ordered pork and {[H4 s 112:3rd Street - Pa sho -~ Food Prices Are Do Come in and try our Service and Cooking. Once a Customer— Always a Customer. Every drop in food prices isreflected on our bill-of-fare. —Try It and See— pélace Cafe Paul O. Swedmark, Prop. wn nnnnsnnntnRGinRa R R P ] Ads not pad at time of insertion will de charged for at ONE CENT a word, and then only to those having open wccounts on our books. When other methods fail—try a PIONEER WANT AD They Always Get Results FOR RENT FOR RENT—3-room apartment. in old Kaplan block. Apply at o{éxgel 1-26t —_— FOR RENT—Strictly modern fur- nished room. Call 250 or 327. i 1-23tf ———e FOR RENT—Secveral unfurnished rooms suitable for light housekeep- jng. 1001 Mississippi ave. 1t1- — —_— FOR RENT—AI or part of store in New Kaplan bldg. Apply at office of building. 12-29tf FOR. RENT—Large furnished mod- ern room. Inquire 1023 Minnesota avenue. Phone 317R. 1-16tf _— FOR RENT—Store now occupied by ourselves. Will subdivide. Peoples Co-operative store. 12-29tf FOR RENT—One modern warm room suitable for one or two. Phone 810. 515 Bemidji ave. 1-11tf FOR RENT—Two rooms for house- keeping, on ground floor, fur- nished or unfurnished. Inquire 710 America ave. Phone 421J. FOR RENT—OfFice rooms, now occu- pied by business college. Reasona- ble rental. Apply Peoples Co-oper- ative store. 12-20tf | LOST OR FOUND LOST—Pair of home-knitted brown gauntlet gloves at library. Finder | Pplease return to Pioneer. 1-26tf apple sauce. ~ TIE De time, but the apple sauce was miss- fng. I inquired about it and the waiter replied: ‘I'll have it for you in & min- ute. Just opening ' fresh can. “If there's anything that doesn’t come in a can, the New Yorker thinks it isn't fresh, apparently. I'm afraid ! to order eggs for fear I'll learn they come In a can, tgo."—New Yor Huffman & O’Leary FURNITURE S UNDERTAKING H. N. M'KEE FUNERAL DIRECTOR T T T T PHONE 178-W or R l legbing | Heating Robert J, Russell 313 Fourth Street Phones 620—620-R 2NN After Xmas IS ONE OF THE BEST TIMES OF THE YEAR : FOR PHOTOS We are, of course, not so rushed then, and can give ' more time to taking some’ - Extra Good Photographs of You. Rich Portrait Studio MRS. A. A. RICHARDSON PHONE 570-W ;29 TENTH ST. MNTHE MEANTIME e) ) SNTERNATIONAL CARTOON CO.N. Y. #iShen=o | some measure oF+ success | Collector Got His Half of Debt, but Creditor ;is - Wondezing. .Where: He Comes In.. . A-Vancouver man tells of a sea cap- tain who, ashore, makes his home in that city, and who had loaned a sum of money to a neighbor. The latter, after the loan was a year or two old, made no effort to pay it. Now, the captain began to look up- on the debt as a bad one, indeed. On one occasion, however, upon his | return from a voyage, he heard of a debt collector noted for his ability to extract money from such deltaquents. Accordingly, the captain called upon this collector and, advised of the cir- cumstances. *1f,” said ‘the skipper, “you can collect that debt, I'll give you half of it.” The collector promised that the thing would be done. The captain sailed away on another voyage, and, on his return, sought out the collector again. “Any success with that bill?” he asked. “Well,” said the collector, “I haven't collected the whole of it; but I did | collect my half. He hasn’t paid me a ' cent since. I keep after him, but it's | just as you said when you gave me | the bil—he hasn’'t any conscience about it.” White Gold as Platinum, 1t is an easy matter for the metal- Jurgist to make an alloy with gold as a basis that has all the appearance of platinum and in London, recently, a great many persons have been “taken in” by the composition, paying plati- num prices for jewelry afterwards found to be an inferior material.’ Hotel Anders Opened New Jan. 1, 1922 CATERS TO' COMMERCIAL TRADE B AND “ STEADY ROOMERS BY DAY, WEEK OR MONTH Modern in Every Detail Hot, Cold Water in All Rooms Bath in_Connection Rates Reasonable OPEN DAY AND NIGHT 3023% THIRD ST PHONE128 (Next to Rex Theatre) FRED ANDERSON, Prop. :—: BEMIDJI :—: FANnnnnnnnnmnnE Help at Han POLICE—call the Laundry Man! Dangerous troubles for the housewife are at large. Give us a call and we'll put an end to. your washing day worries by Laundering your things to your complete sat- isfaction at a very reason- able charge. Our wagon will call for your Clothes and return them fresh and clean. Family Washings FURNITURE Upholstered and repaired. We call for it, fix it, and return it. SKATES SHARPENED SAWS FILED GENERAL REPAIRING PHONE 897 TENTH AND IRVINE FDHITETE P TNE 7 S N 'BODY "chEANY . ffiang{gct"ur_em of Commercial Truck Bodies East -Bemidji : Phone 13-F-2 General Office: 418-22 Belt. . Phone 970 Factory: Bemidji Manufacturing g £ ‘ Repairing 5 BEMIDJI FUR SHOP MRS. F. L. MATHERS Phone 232—House Phone 831-W Jake'sRepairShop | - WINTER IS HERE BUT (T'S NEVER TOO COLD IF YOU RIDE IN Ward Bros. ' Enclosed Cars By Calling Phone. No. 77 We will call for you Anywhere at Any Time COUNTRY TRIPS A SPECIALTY Seven-Passenger Buicks Seven-Passenger Enclosed cDodge- and Dodge Touring ars. IT STERILIZERS | AND LLEANSES ERFELTLY =4 A thorough cleans- ing without injury to the finest fabrics !:y our Dry Clean- ing process. ‘Jhe Mode! Y DRY CLEANER HOGANSON BROS. 309 InoST. PHONE 537 10c 1b—80c minimum e Outside! 150PRORE150. . T1AXI FOR " WEATHER 5.-PASSENGER OLDSMOBILES 7-PASSENGER STUDEBAKERS Dodge Touring Cars DAY & NIGHT SERVICE BEMIDJI. AUTO LIVERY. Opposite Hotel Markham - BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL { | | Garlock & Garlock : Eye—Ear—Nose~~Throat GLASSES FITTED ! Dr. E. H. Smith | Physician and Surgeon {| OFFICE, Security Bank Block . DRS. Gilmore & McCann Physicians and Surgeons OFFICE, Miles Block e omine e TN Dr. H. A. Northrop Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Battles Bldg. Office Phone 153-W C. R. Sanborn, M. D. PHYSICIAN and SURGEON Office, Miles Block House Phone 449—Office Phone 55 | S — Dannenberg & Two CHIROPRACTORS Office Hours: 10 to 12 A. M.—1:30 to 5 P. M. Other Hours by Appointment PHONE 401.W CALLS MADE First Nat'l Bank Bldg. Bemidji ARG S Dr. E. A. Shannon Physician and Surgeon OFFICE in Larson Block PHONE 396 RES. 397 3 DRS. Marcum & McAdory Physicians and Surgeons BARKER BUILDING Hours: 11-12 a. m.—3-5 p. m. Phones—Office 802, Res., 211 Dr. J. W. Diedrich Dentist OFFICE, O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phones—Office 376-W, Res. 376-R —_— Dr. G. M. Palmer Dentist and Orthodontist BARKER BUILDING Bemidji, Minn. Dr. A. J. Melby DENTIST Over Boardman’s Drug Store Phone 406 Bnnidle Walter E. Hill PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT First Nat'l Bank Bldg. Phone 151 George J. Row ACCOUNTANT and AUDITOR Phone 325 | 600 Bemidji Ave. E. M. Sathre Buys Small Houses' for Cash .. and Sells Them on Srall & Monthly Plymeliu; REAL QTATE ‘Reynolds & Winter 212 BELTRAMICAVENUE | . —Phone 1€4— HE Phelps-Landberg Agency INSURANCE OF ALL KINDS REAL ESTATE 106 THIRD ST. PHONE 7758 | SUBSCRIBE FOR THE DAILY PIONEER FIRE INSURANCE | |