Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 28, 1921, Page 6

1 trampld'miiad, and after a five-minute PAGE SIX, 7 Twentleth Glnfm-y Laugh With Us— Not At Us— Couldn’t Believe It The story is told concernihg a an who , continually, came home nights as drunk as a fool. And then one day'he took the pledge, at the request of .a number of -hik friends, (including the Eighteenth amendment) and went ‘Home that night as:sober-as a judgé. The result was_that his own watchdog bit hlm —Dit It Ever Happen to You?-= Too Bigamy A A man who marrigd fourteen wives in three years proved to be a deserter from both_the army and navy. Any man_who_can accumulate fourteen | wives in that time and can get away with it for’any length of time has no business monkeying with a war. He wouldn’t know a war when he saw one. —Sherman Was Right—: ‘Monddy Méeniag . “Well, Mf.“Jones, T didn’t se¢ you in church yesterday, either morning: or evening.” et 4 “That doesn’t seem so ve n; to me. You. see, I took up thgF lection and a number of my failed to sée nie.” ~AHE Tt a-Fact? ing assistance of samexort'ur other The I'uly of the house too! c1f o instill higher ideal lects fisked him. if¥he was content to spend his life walking around the country begging for a living. It developed that the Weary Wiliie had many. times wished for a car to ride around in. “So Have We— irdi*of ‘a Feather An éxchangdtells us that a hunt- news dispatch 6ught t6 ‘maké all 6ther guides_quail. —Don’t Be a Guide— A Stunlar Spe-k- They! were seated in a dark cor- ner of a lacal motion picture house, “Gosh, judging. from the -prelimin- ary nnnouucements, we're in for--a great show' tonight,” said the young man, who:apparently was a stranger in Bemidji. ““Oh, don’t be foolish, That’s the film for next week they're advertis- ing. They're always great.” —Can You Beat It?—. Mum’s the Word In a wedding notice we read “the- altar- was in’the midst ® of bower of ' punk ' chrysanthemums. g Evidently the bride’s father pxcked them out. —Gardén Truck— Quite a Rush at That A regular churchgoer’ wants ‘to know if we ever noticed the fellows who sleep during the Sunday sermon always wake up in time to be the. first out after the services are over. —Maybe There’s a Reason— thnt PITTSBURGHERS WINNING BATTLE AGAINST DISEASE (By United Press) . Pittsburgh, Pa., Nov. 28.—Despite * the smoke, Pittsburghers are winning their battle ‘against disease, accord- ing to figures compiléd by the lécal department of health. The report, which covers a period of forty years, makes these observations: Pittsburghers are living longer than a generation ago; Tuberculosis cent; Deaths from infectious diseases de- creased 1,000 per cent; Deaths from accidents decreased 11 per’cent. Not satisfied, health department officials plan to conduct an investi- gation of atmospheric conditions. decreased 100 per ADDITIONAL WANT ADS er may Have same by proving prop- erty and paying for Llus ud Cull at 1104 Doud ave. 1t11-28 ¥ ondition. Inquire at Erickson hotel. . 1t11-28 TWO ROOMS for light housekee) Partly furnished. 801 Mississippi ave. ‘Phone 960J. 2 'l'w_o_ Shpya—,2.30 & 8:00 Only All Seats Reserved Prices: 55c-85¢-$1.10 Sale Now On at Boardman’s er’s guide was: recently shot in mxsflrw take for-a.partridge. Reading that'|'mini: i |arms the Teast-bit;” and it LTTLE FUM WITH JMEKIE E'S OUY BINING ME A y 2 £ z _roxro MARKET steady. Receipts Gl cars, Total {U,.S! shiprents 433 ca Visconsin round whites, bulk, $1. %0 to $1.75; st cked '$1:50°to $1 0 Mirnesota and- Michi zan rnund whltes, sacked and $1.50't0, $1.70, Mlnnesotn’nnd Dakota, Red‘Kiver Ohios, = $1.25° $1. 4() !dnhv Russéts, sacked, 3 e, From Page 1} & &% gommunityl the | (o ‘ive, bring up ang richn citizers, 8 “Be It Resolved, by dijnimo vote of the pastor, membérS-un gregation of the Methodisti Episc: church, representmg a constitdency of severa! hundred peopie, that Mayor . V. Garlock, Chief of Policc Bailey, his ey r\nlenhc Attorney Hailey |t ]:g ty | urd county officials ;o’ s!rnngbf conimended fovg|their{. cflotts o, r‘m g thosz guilty of rant;. criies’; o account undé law; and 5475 “B Further Resolved, thht.as a chBROE avel.pledge our “unf; ring rh/in-alt ways to thoge whp ad- z?tet the™Taw to the end that our city .and community may be whorthy of its‘law-abiding ciliztns, its church- es, its schools, and r'x aoral institu-| tions tind ienterpri.es. } ‘Committee » M. W. Deptity Dr. E.. A,.Shanion ' “CrMcGhee.! American.Made Carpets. Since 1797 the manufacturing of rugs-has been an impoftant industry in this country. The first rugs made | by power and on an’American ' inven- tion was In the. year 1839, /1t is true that America Imported a great Thany Tugs until the beginningof the World war, and, of course, all oriental tugs are imported. France and Belgium sold many 'rugs to us, but'.when war destroyed their looms and made manufacturing im- possible America had to turn to her :own_looms to fill her needs, and to- day we are in.this country.exporting ugs by the thousands. We-are man- ufacturing In this country’six prin- cipal kinds of rugs or carpets—wil- ton velvet, axminster, tapestry brus- gels and plain rugs made from linen. The' Politicians” Handicap, Al pollnclus agree t.hnt one fm- provenent could me made in the hu- man ody: -~It ought to be pnsslmo to get hoth ears to the ground at nnce.—Chlcngo News. DELIGHTED ovrg} St, Puul Woman Hnd Rheuma- tism So Bad She Couldn’t Feed Herself—Feels " -Fine Now “This time last month T whs on the Verge of a breakdown, but’ enjoying . just :splendid. heall \Mrs. Mary McMillen, ‘73 J St. Paul, Minn. ‘- “I was troubled so much with [rheu- matism. and.. nervousness tl ac life ‘seemed }u\rd\y worth'living. | The rheumatism' was' so. bad.in my joints that 1 could hardly gel around, and often ‘the paihs were so bad| they| nearly drove me frantic., | There were times. when it ‘hurt ‘mi v Iam ! said dlsle St., Nhs all T 'cbql;l do to Feed mysel nerves were” almost '@ total “wredK, and I «could hardly keep still 2 minute/ My stomath also gave me alot bfitrouble and' I suffered ' aftér. ‘nearly "every meal “with,_indigestion. |1 sefmed to have lost all my strength and energy, and T-felt like I might give out just don’t feel that way:fhow for T has put an_end to my- suffer- ings. ‘l'he pains are all.gone and I ever. feel . a.trace of rheimatism now. I am not one bit ner¢gus, and sleep ;a8 ‘sound as| 1 ever My stomaich never troubles ‘me and no mattor what -1 eat, ‘my food agrees with-me perfectly. My general health is of the very best, and I owe it'all to Tanlac.” Tanlac is sold in Bemidji by the City Drug Store, and leading drug- gists everywhere.—Advertisement, WATEH ME PUY e veR| Chicago, Nov: 28.—Potato market |. t 8 ih.wnen used M “DOUGHBOY"? L Applied to American Army Forces Somewhat Obacure; ' the American army haffe lexicogtapliers and goldfers. Col. of tlhie derlvntlbn of tlpe s’f[vg “siaei vmnes ‘Whien {nfan- caiings el rain the \\mtlmdl..ir fuhnm en,murching in the mud sounds as ’nffg'}%:’\f!lr '. 'A"e belg worked and pressed in " ““Third. mu.tq&l ,tdobie’ 5 m!ubv: (niud), con- l\e idea heing- infan- to mgreh sment flllnk“n@ are éaned ‘doughhoys becguse - they# are . always. ‘kneaded trymen thluk.they are so callellcbe3 cause they are the ‘Aower’ (fluufl ot} the army Probably loyal infantrymen thify this for the -snme reason that good artillerymen. sy ‘wagon soldiers’ because they are ones who ‘alwayscdeliver the l,oods Public Opinion_ Real Ruler. All free governments, wha \teer their name, are i1i-teality governmel by ‘public opinion, and it is on “t quality-of-this-opinfon-that- their pros- | perity depends.—James Russell Lowell. mited” Rule. “Belléve “yourself . happy and you are happy,” says a writer. Unfortun- ately this rule doesn’t work wlien a man thinks Tie is wise, for then he 13 otherwise.—Boston Transcript. who know and won't tell and those who don’t know, nud lnll-—AtuhIson Glohe. B CQ% H)RT GUARANTEED 0_move my.| th: CALORIC ;..;-; wzm:bnmu incoldest weather and sdve’ to.14 their. fud( Why not you? dlvaN &+ HARDWARE hone 57 Drlgm ut That and ‘Other Nicknames crepsontand origin of the nick:. Ighhoy” as applied to infan- | seasan: is:not yet-open:for-the hunt- Jumes A. Moss, a military author,} “All-Al. Tamous for mg wrmngs ol ‘flm cus- | food_for . gossip m_nLenn thelr white trims, | h Ri) oo M !filfi‘.* od and tHeil 3 bo: % mfl i bad:~Phre-sele &&fl.*fi Hriip bullé rfiyono (needed), while other oldtime infan- | they are called . There are two ‘kinds of neoplo, those | By Henry L. Fartell, (United Press Staff Correspondent) New York; Nov..28:Z-While .. the ers of the “All- American® type, those fans who like to read and argue about for “All- Sfar 5 2 tas ase Lo 4o Shortstop: Frank Ruth, Cobb an !1.‘ third base; Speaker. in, the out- 'dmxghbny as ‘i amng 10- | fold;. Steve: O*Neik! catel Faber and Mays,: pltchers. - - 'This’ co'mblnnfion favors 315(:% S the ’\( et deagué batt o d ot Another sdléchon, that oféFred Lieb, one of the leading basebalk erit-| ics in New: York;is of interest. ' Lieb places on:his first ‘team : Sisler, first base; Eddie Collins, second-bése; Ban- croft, Shortstop; Frisch, *third base, ... Ruth, -Speaker and: Ross Yoling, out- eld; O’Neil, Shalk and Snyder, catch- ers; Faber, ‘Mays, Grimes; _Nehi Shocker«and Coveleskie, pitchers. Sisler,. Bancroft, Frisch, Ruth, Spenkér and O'Neil are fsmted by. . both.experts. anid probably % |all.who do any. kind of * i Perhaps-3ll will | natlagree wi iBnof. Ed 1 A distinguished Concert by-- | fadil k, while I-fornsby is just reach-|fielder of the “All” class for all time, TEAM lS FAI.L PASTIME| selectmnu are having some Jr third .base..are ina.class by. them-|about Ray S“‘“! selves. _ tovthe | be by' MONDAY EVENING, NOVEMBE? 28, 1921 oAnother Dastardly Plot Thwarted | Bee's Average Life Six Weeks. A bee hatched in early summer doeg not live to eat the honey it gathers, n’ its average life through- the busy seay son is not more than six weeks. Only those born in late autumn live till the spring. ing his prime. rule supreme in the outfield. Ty Cobb In view of whnt the National league is there, too, on his past, but that pitchers did to the Yankees in the|must not be taken to mean that the world series it looks also! as if the| Georgia Peach. is through. His legs Amenc:}n league hurlers may not be | are not what they used to be, but he entitled’to so much room ‘on the|is still one grand player. 'pitching staff..Also, it is hard to see|" Steve O'Neil, the husky Cleveland how. Wait Hoyt can be crowded out |receiver; is generally regarded as the in favér of Coveleskie. !best catcher.of the game, although Frisch at|Chicago will argue long and loud Sisler at - first hase and Frisch a i o oy ‘The. Somber Colors, Men who 100k on nature and thef fellowmen, and cry- that- all is dark and gloomy, are in.the right; but the f| somber ccolors ‘are - reflections from A“ are fine catchers, but theig swn jaundiced eyes.and hearts, hmah seems to have MBm{m the thraltar hke [ blg time and. there 1S no third base® 2 of -the “Fordham [ 2 s F]ash Fran Ft;sch 3 ing ag.well as the Fourth of July. For ‘our soda is deli- eiously” ‘good all “the year round.: It never loses its sa- er, lessens -its power pIe4865 New ‘combinations and kinds for the season, of . éyl;‘me - Better try a glass n“American concert - ~work. The eritics have pronounced her’s a it qted ! fiio ‘t beautlful ‘natural voice, Hear her! W’ Some@’i‘%lsts are great of ~ Edlso . Only then w1llr_ voie: Others are'merely you be . able to appreciatc ” greatof stage perform- fully its sublime beauty. | ance.waepp . It is actually true that To judge how truly great music lovers: have heard Shepherd compare is Betsy 'Lahe “Shepherd, = - hear’ hél ‘ottside _of her voice with its RE-CREA “TION by the New Edison. Ezgsgz?:e“:fi?}gl.‘ Hel‘l‘;' “and could distinguish..no RE-CREATED by theNew- “The fianogmph With a Soul” Come in and let us prove to you in this mter-L esting ‘way the’ gredtness of Betay Lane Shepherd ! ‘THIRD STREET Phone 34 for Correct Time or to Place an Order _ Seats on Sale Here ' . i OFF\GIAL LEGION JEwrren