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Al FRIDAY, EVENING, NOVEMBER 11,/1921 "'THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER i +——— The —* Scrap Book SMOOTH SCHEME DIDN’T WORK Statesman Just-a_ Little Bit Too Offi cious in Wrapping Up That Mar. .riage Present, A.local celebrity whose meanness was a by-word felt obliged to make a preseo® to one her marriage. He’ entered. a.. crock- ery shop. for the a purchase: = Seée- ing a /valuable statuette © brokén into a dozen pieces Iying on {he counter, he asked the The salesman said it was worthless, but he could have It for of his lady friends{ on the occasion 0f:] purpose of making | & No Set Time for Best Work. Thomas Carlyle had a room built in his: house in Chelsea with double wall, so that'he could not hear any of. the nolse from outside, and in this rébm he wrote “The French Revo- lation.” Gautier, on the other hand, coyld not think well unless he was in atnewspaper office where there was 1ats of ng and racket going on. The human br gets accustomed each day toa - certalm.time. for action and it workdihgffer and “is more. active a |h‘pt tinte ‘than any, ¢ olhor tlme in th I “IJmms 5 zthe Far East. tions qml the hap- ninrily. onsselence, intelligence, glory ok a goven’nmeut powerful abroad they depeud on labor, thrift, cmmd- egmlon for ‘our neighbors and mutual helpfulness, 'The latter are non-ma- terial objects in life, but the most im- portant: for which we can strive. Idleness, prodigality, covetousness, tyranny—these we must rqot out of our hearts.—Hsu Shih-Chang, pliless ommmkgfld do not 'depend pnt Unto the End.” “How's this?” asked the lawyer “You've numed six bankers In your will to be pallbearers. Of course, it's all. right, but wounldn’t you rather ghoose some friends with whom you are on bétter terms?” “No, Judge, that's ‘all right. Those fellows have cavried me for so long they might as well finish the job."—The American Legion Weekly. o St Boy's: Heart. in This Essay. Irom a schoolboy’s essay on soap: dap is a kind of 'stuff/made in cakes what you' can't ‘eat. It 'swmells: good and tastestorful. Soap Always tastes worst when “you" gét it 'In” your eye. X kimose (lon t'Hever use T Was'an "EEKihose Fualish:to Dis¢ount;Pneself. ! Fvery acquired habit is an asset or a lability that; Wil contribute toward what you are going to be. A great many folks discount themselves be- fore the first struggle that would give them appr ement. mc:lcull\‘ seals un ithe cell. 3| stomach’ troublas proved worthless in Mason Bee's Substantial Nest. | The mason bee, as its name implies, | is & builder of structures of stone and mortar. The nest is attached to al- most any solid- structure and actually does consist of small stones cemented together with mortar. The house con- sists of inany cells of oval shape, aml Into each an egg is laid. The coll ie lined with silken webs by the mother, who gets out of it by a hole in its top. Before leaving, howevs S ls Doubting Thomas No‘ Longer “All medicines. and doctors for my ! casgiiiBverybody recommended 'somethingft.else and nothing helped, s0 I becay¥e'a doubting Thomas as to any cure. 'While in St. Louis a party praised Mayr’s Wonderful Remedy 50| highly that I bought a bottle and I a N now a doubting Thomas no longer.” It is a simple, harmless preparation | the catarrhal mucus! WILL BE PLEASED TO MEET MY CUSTOMERS AND FRIENDS HERE. ‘F. J, Catteyson | Subsertbe for The Daily Plonser. i~ SHOE REPAIRING Rear 201 Minnesota Ave. One Door East of Miller’s Repair Shop Sun-ripenedVirginia tobacco —just that and nothing more— the cost.of packingit'in a box, that removes The mean ope ‘directed it to be sent | & v with his card-to the! lady, congratu- ‘ting himself that she would imagine it was breken while~on its way to her. He was at her house when the box arrived, but the effect was lardly what he had expected. The tradesman had carefully wrapped each piece in a separate sheet of paper '~~Lnnduu Tit- Bits. WOULD SDLVE BIG PROBLEM Successful Idea for the Employment of a Vacuum Is the Dream of All Balloonists. Tn the opinion of & hqenqh expert in aeronautics, the fature of dirigible halloons lies in sucy flull} sol\lp the eémplo§ment of vacuuim as'a" float- ing power. “Lighter than afr” practical experimenting has been for years along the line of using gases lighter than the atmosphere. If, however, (as has been long known, of course) a light envelope inc g a partial vacuum could be arrived: at, streng | ZiAlways rchAbIc, ‘and good for the enough so that the terrific. eutside wholc family. Hasacnnvmcmg, heal- pressure of the atmosphere.were re- | dng taste, with all its good medicinal sisted, the balloon would then possess | qualities. At all druggists, 60 cents. an excess of buoyancy, and the:pres- Dr K g . K1NQ'S ent cost of inflative materjal wozuld be ! largely eliminated. At the ptesent . New Discove i ) For Colds and Coughs moment two Italian engineérs “are The Results of Constipation arc conducting negotiations and’ experi- Ynents with the French governmtnt-on sick headaches, biliousness, ~sallow skin, waste matter in the intestinal the basis of new inventions on the system.” Correct this health-unde vacuum theory. The perfection of deflation, as over against insiation, | mining condition by taking Dr. King’ Bills.” 25 centss All druggists, wounld indeed revolutisnize flyirg: the PROMRT! WON'T GRIPE world awaits with interest the result JI.King's Pills Keep Your Troubles to Yourself. Diplomacy. “If you wastes too much time telli A dlplomut is a man who, when he Ly, troubtes,” said Uncle Bben, “soon-: arrives home late, gets into bed back- ‘o op later yoh. friends is gineter rds so that if his wife wakes he can | oo patience an’ say dey serves you he Is Just getting up.—London right” Opinion. 3 from the intestinal tract and allays the inflammation which causes prac- tically all stomach, liver and intesti- nal ailments, mcludmg appendicitis. One dose will convince or money re- funded. At All Druggists.—Adv. nothing imore because that's complete! Carries Several Lines. “Opportunity may knock only once with some pertickler proposition,” says i| Uncle Ezra, “but it'll be back lots of else.”"—] times with somethin’ Boston ‘Transcript. “Only One Thing Breaks My Cel 3 'HE' ,rchcf that Dr. King’s New Dlscogcry gives from stybborn old CASE’S Cash Store 800 IRVINE AVE PHONE 553 qi:oldé, and orifushing new oncs,. grippe and throat-torturing coughs hns made it the standard -yemedy it is today. Time-tried for fifty years and never nore popular \‘.han today. No harmful drugs You will soor: nntlcc the relief in Toosened phlegm and eased cough. Choice Jonathan Appleé, per box .. Jumble Jonathan Apples, per box Cremo Flour, 98-1b sack,$4.30; 49-1b sack.......... $2.20 Granulated Sugar, per bag Corn, 2 cans, 25c; Peas, 2 cans. Jatsup, large bottles Tomatoes, 2 cans, 25¢; Elkhorn Milk, 2 cans Small Carnation, 7 cans . Campbell’s Soup, 2 cans Peanut Butter, per Ib Beef Roast, per lb Pork Roast, per b . Rofind Steak, ver 1b Pork Chops, per 1b Boiling Beef, per 1b . —from dowsn whe the good tohacco grows The ‘&l’g ma Cngaretm Liceert & Mvers Tosacco Co. of the experiments in France. . “"Newest Fall and Winter Arrivals in | Suits and Overcoat: % For Men and Young Men The Ar(lllery Fern. There is a curio fma \\uudvrful little plant, so rare that few people have ever seen it outside of batan collections, which is called the “art lery fern.” This flower behaves in strange fashion when it is dipped in water. The branch ef fern, cov- ered with its small red seed when held up to the light after being dipped in water, resists the action of the w ter upon it in'a funny way. tiny bud will explode sudden: a sharp crack, scattering its dust into the air. Then another bud will burst in the same way, until the ranch will be covered with ex- ploding buds, iike miniature cannon. A sharp “crack”! followed by a wee puft of smoke! This always occurs after the plant is watered. ""|IllI!'IIIlIIl'I|IHiIllIIlIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! II.|IlIIIIIIIIIIIllflll“lilllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllll"' = 'November Sale of Shoes and Oxfords beginning Sat. Nov.12 Here is your opportunity to get fine Footwear at prices that are hardly beltevable. We have a good assortment! of styles, widths and sizes at the prices quoted—but if you would share in these bargains, try to get here early. ALL SHOES IN OUR \ DOWNSTAIRS STORE Note the former prices and what we are going to sell them at— values are just as stated. Ladles high, fine Kid Shoes, in Grey, Brown and Black formerly $12 and $15; in this sale.. $5 95 Big Girls’ or small Ladies’ Shoes, low and high heels, Black, Brown and Patent, Gun \Metal; $7.50 values.......ccicsiiimiaiiniiiniumgmimsiaion $4-95 Ll Ladies’ Grey Kid with Cravenette top to match; regular $5.95 values; 3 5 now; $ 9 One lot of Oxfords, in a good run of sizes, mostly narrow widths, all for- 1 95 merly high Priced Zrade. ... s Displaying the Most Attractwe New Sty(es and Extraordinary Values at $24.75 $27.50 $29.74 $3‘4.5O The Suits The Overcoats For Men and Young Men For Men and Young Men OU will. appreciate the style and ERIS you will find a most noteworthy as- displayed in these hluh grade Snits for gortment of finely tailored sinugle and dou- CHECK GAVE HIM NIGHTMARE “Bg you think the things you eat Influence your dreams.” #Undoubtedly. | ate a sirloin cteak the other evening and dreamed about bankruptcy. all right. White Smoke Screen Now. Members of the Reserve Officers ! Praining corps at Camp Meade werey much surprised recently when smolke- screen candles which they expected would send up black clouds produced value white instead. Government experts Ladies’ have accomplished the color change by | ad'les i Fall and Winter wear—enibracing the newest, ble breasted coats for men of all ages—nobby means of a secret_chemical com. to go at .. | smartest modeln for young men and the more belted ulsterettes with unnort‘ihh- collars for a | conservative Myl«w for men in all walks of voung men and the popular Ch sterfield and models for men of conservative bination. The white: clouds -are not | . o A TG life. An extensive showiug now in stock in otlier neat sickening, and they form a better pro- o One ]Ot of one-strap Pumps, Brown and B]aCk neat patterns and stylish colors — grays, and semi-conservative tastes—Kkerseys, mel- browns, greeus, black and mixtures; plains, tons, chinchillas, tweeds; in brown SERSE) screen.—Popular. Mechanics £00d, -¥AIIES 1 ;e ilicestedacte s s S O e green, i Also blue serges, heather, tan and gray. " checks and stripes.. ‘OurUnalterable Policy — One Price to Eve:gybody One lot of Men’s Shoes that must go; Walls Formed of Botties. ) 2 TRl great values hibition came in, In the little town of Clinton, is a house.the walls of wiicl {15 S . N R A S I Y TN ! ¥ e DoLilee-1AI A5 tovid: Soinew g dne. bargain bin of Ladies’ and Children’s Shoes— soc v ATION-{}’#’E;N_ ter the mannér in’ wh Dbrick { choice i iiteia fremanin = UYIN @ IN NSTIT SELLING Taid. in morta lie necks of the bot- | . . BU . are on the outside of the walls. Bargain‘bin of Ladies Pumps— | MOST MOST The roof is made of poles covered | choice n 0 ! with carth shingled. wizis tin eut from | ! M‘BW WE SELL old @al oil cans, The house was huilt | =5 One lot of Ladies’ HOOD Rubbers, nearly all sizes in the lot— | ' ani iz owned by a Chinaman. Need- | one.o HERLN, . 49¢ FOR 312 DEPARTMENT STORES FOR less to state”it was built befove pro- | a pair 1 usé 'LESS' IIIIHIIII|I|IIllllfllllllll“l“ll|l|ll HIII|ll|III||III|II!IIHIHHIII!llIIIIII|IIIIIIIIIHHNIIHIHIIHHIIHIIIIIllllIIlIIIlIH_IIIIHII!IIIl||IIIlllIIIIIIHII“IIHIIIIIIIlIlIIlII|I|II|IIII|IIII ||illflllHllHll|l|lHlIT 37 Scene Impressed on- His Brain. An old man of nearly eighty, wr a Nova Scofia reader, who was r¢ caed from a burninghouse without ny injury about a year ago, says he the tire every night, Whether s of it or not he sees the | and awaki n horror. ror The Dally Ploneer. 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