Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, September 16, 1921, Page 8

PAGE EIGHT T i pa. - ) S THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER 7% 7 ‘TWENTIETH CENTURY’ LIMITED mmmm | They Can't Duck The duck shooting season opened today. Our experience hunter leads us to believe that you can have just as much fun and raise| just as much fuss shooting at decoys as you can shooting at the real ducks. But, at that, never makes a hit. —With the Owner— Human Appeal People persist in crowding around the scene of an accident for the same reason that women don’t mind get- ting crushed in a crowd if they can save a cent on a cake of soap. as a duck| shooting at decoys| MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL GOLLY, AWY YHAT THERE SCOTYISH RITE TEMPLE A HUMDINGER! SHEN SAN IS M NATIONAL HOME OF | M SUPREME COLNEIL OF TH SOUTHERN § JLRISOICTION OF "' GCOTYISH RWE H 1 AMERIGA AN COST §\ 500,000~ —Every Little Bit Helps— Not Yet, Anyway! You frequently read of some per- son injuring himself while hfln(lling‘ a knife, but who ever heard of a mer- | chant stabbing himself in the gizzard while cutting prices. —They Don’t Do It That Way— | The Season Is Now Closed e SEES NEED OF “CITY BOOK” E MARKETS TITTTTTE of Great Value to Community Could Bz Spread. POTATOES | Chicago, Sept. — Potato re- cities? How What are the “points” of 16. “Hi, there. sir!” shouted a sum-| oints 59 cars. Market weak. To-| shall we compare one with another, mer resort landlord to a departing ) U.'S. shipments, 9 I and, ail ., climatie guest who was rushing to catch a gy 75 to §2.90 wl and econ {ions, deseribe the train, “you've dropped your pocket- §2.49 to $2.55; Maine cobblers, carve of possitle ut for the one book.” to $2.75; North Dakota and Minne-| wo love host” s where we must “ATl right,” shouted back the guest goi." Red River Ohios, $2 without use for —Even Admitted It— Not That Kind of a Corn “Arc you a corn doctor,” said the stopping, “I've no further| 3 ‘ woman entering the office of a noted | Minnes U.S. No. 1, $2.50 to $2 chiropodist. “Yes, madam,” was the reply. | “Well, I've got some very p:\in-l ful corns and I wonder if you can| treat them.” “That's my busine: can guarantee you relief mest painful of corns. . | madam. I from the: I market dull. |mand and movement lig | jobbers | S 50 to § stal; we recognize these types in sminon reference to a “factory ining town” or a “county But, as to a factory kind that we want Sept. Supplies 16 —Potato Iiberal, Kansus Ci our de-| 0 town, western sacked 0. 1 mostly, $2.5 ta sacked Reg River town or any othe to know about and imp it compar ———— | We need a it . . | Tt should be a cheap little hook GHETTO’S GUNGA DHIN A TURK i body ean buy, a simple little T Chook t erybody can understand, a sort of e prime Suppose we Fez and Baggy Trousers Give Now York Drink Vender Potential | Oriental Atmosphere. , as €0 many of us v, medium-sized town. Writer Points Out How Information | we, how does | + Look on “What Is a | : AW, GEE WHIZ.\ | GUESS ™IS FIRED FAST, HIT THE MARK | Auditor of Legion’s National Finance | Division Made Record With | Field Artillery. A record for fast firing and direct hits with field artillery, may be far removed from keeping records and accounting xpenditures. But the American Le- tion when it chose William N. Day, Great Falls, Mont., as audieor of na- tlonal finance divi~ slon. He is still scoring bulls-eyes. Twenty-five minutes to one minute was the reduction Day’s- battery, “F” of the 146th- Field artillery, made in the time experts required to train 6- inch rifles on a target. A German glon considered| this recommenda-|. NONE O VER SASS\ \WNEZ ARE I A B\& eIty NOW, AND € NEZ WANT 0 S\ Officér Murphy is on the Job NEZ WL HAVE YO WEEP WALVIN AROUND The Echo Came. The mother of a five-year-old child was admonishing him to be a better boy, when the father who was present Jjokingly remarked, “It can’t be did, it can't be did” Later when the little boy was saying his evening prayer just before retiving he invoked the Supreme Being to make him a better boy. Continuing, he said: “Make daddy a good man,” then hesi- | tating in his supplication he remarked, “It ean’t be did, daddy, it can’t be did.” —Columbus Dispatch. | Anachronism in “Ben-Hur.” ©One of the star names given to Ara- bian hor in “Ben Hur” is Mira. This name was introduced Into astronomy about sixteen centuries after the pe- riod of the story. Lines to Be Remembered. The origin of all mankind was the same; it is only a clear and good consclence that makes a man noble, for that is derived from heaven itself. DUBLIN IS REBUILDING RUINS MADE BY THE WAR DUEBLIN. (By .Mail to United Press.).—The majn street of Dublin— O’Connell, if you are a Republican; Sackville, if you are a Unjonist—is being rebuilt. This business section, which was shelled by the British ar- tillery when held by the Republican forces in the Easter Rebellion of 1916, is now being faced with neat new stores and office bujldings. Two bleak scars mar the city. The fine sione post office, the most im- posing buijlding on that street, was shelled in the Rebellion till nothing ie four gaping walls and a heap within = remained. The other is the custom house, burned by the Repubican: early this summer, a large stone structure lcft 2 rujn, with the c:2all Comed tower still topped by a sad statue. The people of Dublin lock like the houses, some of them fine, but most ot them shabby. streets are frequently without shoes, The childrca in the sparkling conversations and charm-, ing hospitality, leave no question but, that the Dublinite, be he ever so humble, is still an Irishman. THIS TIME LAST YEAR Cleveland took first place in Amerjcan League. Dave Robertson hjt a home run in the ninth inning with two on, the Cubs beating the Phils. % The Athletics scored four runs in, the] the eleventh inning and beat the Browns. ADDITIONAL WANT ADS N’ FOR SALE—Taupe fox set, scarf and, muff. Address X. P. Z., care Pjo- neer. 1td 9-1§]] FOUND—A team of bay mares came) i Viednesday night. same by proving and there is more begging than in property and paying for this ad. A. J. Mains, Turtle River Route 1. Let me sec; do, in an ording Vienna. The people, —— | Picturesque on hot upper East side peddle "ish lemonade vender, Sun. He may be Awerican in disgu the Interest of what might otherwis train, sighted on the St. Mihiel front, | '—Seneca. was hit by Day's guns on the third | roupd and completely demolished on |~ the eleventh. With shells of all cali-| bers dropping on his battery every | half-minute for mere than two hours, | the battery came through without a | them.” “0Oh, mercy! You don’t have to sce them, do you?” “Assuredly I do.” {uf “Well, if you must—"and the wom- | an began to disrobe. { “Hold on madam! td inform us that town, with the number of | ¢ town has, should have | 1 funeti , adding to the nents of the small vil- ind more varied fune- population of | B s ¥ 6td 9-22. howe with their sueh and » simple reqn othe That’s unnee i { a S °c = £ = ® ° = < S £ g ®» = ° & nd stocking “Oh, Docuor, you stand,” she breathed. “This is not that kind of a cron. You see, I just rode down from Colorado in a Ford.”! —Boy, ve Another Doctor!— don’t under- CARD GAME RESULIS IN ONE PLAYER'S DEATH (BEy United Press) St. Paul, Sept. 16.—Frank Fisher| was murderci and Y. oss] weunded in a gnn fight growing out of a card game at the York haotel this morning. Several men were playing cards in Fisher’'s room, police said. Abe Sardip and thret Syrians are being examined by police. Chief of § Police Crepeau did not announce who did the shooting. LARGE SQUAD TURNS SUT FOR FOOTBALL ELEVEN iContinued from Page 1) long aye Frank Elliot. Rufus Row, Darlow Prather, Merton Denley, | CGeoyge Kirk, Winton Batchelder, LaFlcar, Palmer Peterson and Hak- kerup. The schedule is in the making and will not ‘be definitely known until after the meeting Saturday. So far two games have been scheduled for certain, both being with Blackduck. the first game bejng played here on Sept 23. the last day of the fair, and the second game at Blackduck on September 28, at the Blackduck Community fair. The other schools that will in all probability comprise the Bemidji schedule are Detroit, Thier River Falls, Grand Rapids. Brainerd, 'Walker, Park Rapids and possibly Wadena and Grand orks. N. D. high school. NAMES GF MEMBERS TO BE PUBLISHED TOMORROW (Continued from Page 1) —and put forth today——tomorrow— the day after, and so on until Oct. 29, There is ample room for more live- wires in this Club. IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO ENTER. The campaign is still in its infan Six weeks remain before the big prizes will be awarded. This is plenty of time for any person with gumption, ambition and pep to get in the game, hit the ball and win out. How about that Membership | strap | the tank, through a bung hole near blank? Find it on another page and shoot it to The Pioneer office pronto. be a commonplace oceide whed Itke u Turk as children are fawiliar with tl of Their geozrapliy boc i as long | hady, and held up by a thick sluug over his right shot and under his lef arm. A soit of Sam Browue belt enciveles his waist, except that wher¢ on the Sam Browue belt would be a plice for bulicts he has recepiacles for glasses. You os him for a glass of lemonade. He bows to you, and In so doing oper- ates a mechanism which spills from the bottom, some lce-cold lemonad which falls Into glass he holds in nis Band. As tie liquid pears the top, he stralghtens up, hands you the glass, and you give him two cents. A more frequent spectucle (s that | of the individual who s continually | crying: “Helser arbus, heiser bub- He is declaiming, In | as, hot beans’ Ilis he | vance 13 in a four-wheeled cart hie pushes by hand. Wor one cent he gives you a small bag, for two cents cer bag, and for five cents he cou enovgh to glve you eramps, presence of the “Helser avbus™ | the Kids of the The man s a neighborhood to run to their mothers for pennies. Sheep 2s Lawn Mowers. al park, New York, aud in s of cther cities, sheep used in substitution for lawn mow These sheep are permitted to winde over the grass, in charge, of course, of a shepherd, and the nibbl of | these creatures s to keep the ! grass nicely trimmed. The cost of em- ploying men to tend the sheep is not more than that of hiring men to vun the mowers, and the pastoral eiect ot a flock of sheep grazing on the | lawns is certalnly morve pleasing to clty folk. It has been demonstrated by experl- | ence that sheep will maintain a lawn | in first- condition; and that the grass thus trimmed is as neat in ap- pearance us any lawn over which the mechanieal mower has cardinal Principle of Conversation Yon become a good conversatio: Ist the moment you halt your own t of woe and start listening closely to the other fellow” St Joseph Ga- rette. Selling the Goods. Commercial Traveler—")My love for you, my dear Lou exceeds any- thing that can be offered in that par- tenlar line !"—Strix, Stockholm. AT - n FOR ADDRESS ... Collect all these 50—FREE CREDITS—-50 IN THE DAILY AND WEEKLY PIONEER’S SALESMANSHIP CLUB CAMPAIGN Cood After Sept. 30, 1921 coupons you can Each coupon is good for 50 credits Ask Your Friends to Save the Coupons From Their Pioncer | suggesting the i | what advan town requires amd can support. atist, for our ordinary medium- wight run somewhat as our Suel e town, school, barber, postofiice, milliner, store, moving pictures, \il, fire company, hotel, hall. not placed in any dog- matic order of importance, or arranged with t care. i town” should be described come that should be gitimate taxation of its ns, and showing Just a town with such an ud requives.s—Ch:.r- income de | loite Perkins Gilman in the Century MAY BE PROUD OF RECORD Massachussits Town Has Shown What Can Be Done When Manage- ment Is Intelligent. In wst with the situation at Block il, where the town came near | uptey, Is that of Middle- ton, Mass, The entire permanent debt of Mid- dieten at the present time is $7,000, of which § due in notes which will soon be paid, leaving a balance o7 ). Here is what the town has to show for the amount and may be tiinel First, and one of the most lmpor- tant, yre excelient schools. There is also a fine, free public library, well equipped with the best of books. There is public water with good hy- drant service and with which a large portion of the townspeople can be sup- plied. Eleetrie lights are In all the central streets and a large number of homes are equipped with them. There are good railrond accommodations. Two new bridges have been built over the Ipswich river. The improvements, with the exception of the schools, have all been made during the lasc 20 years, and are all paid for with the weeption of $5,400. In addition to the above the state and county have expended on the sireets in town, under the small town aet, for mueadam roads, $159,000.— Bogton Globe, Better Than Using Sand. They have found that sugar can be made from sea weed. We are suspi- cious that they have found it can be made m a lot of things besides sugar cane. When the family sugar has to be sweetened before using, its virtue may be suspected.—Los Angeles Times. 3 By Thin Heels. The eight-year old 'son_of a North side family was showing an animal book to his littie four-year-old broth- er. Coming to the picture of a rein- deer, with its odd shaped hoofs, he said, “Now Billy, you can always tell @ woman reindeer by the kind of heels it wears.”—Indianapolis News. Baby Accorded Privilege. Captain Vidal, of the steamiship | Canada, which docked at Providence, R. I, wired his superiors in Mar- seilles that a baby boy who was born aboard the vessel during the passage from France had been named In honor of the steamer, Auguste Canada Pera Lazar, The officlala extended to the little fellow the lifelong privileges of the boat,” so.whenever Canada wishes to visit France he may do so as a guest of the Canada or any other boat of the lloes _ court | | man wounded and with three guns in action. Mr. Day says that he finds the ad- ditfon of a column of figures almost as | exciting at times as the hombardment of an eneémy fleeting target, | i o | Where the “Little Women” Played. | What Amerlcan girl or woman has | Jo, Beth and Amy of Louisa Alcott's | delightful story? In the home of the | authoress at Concord, Mass., the attic in particular recalls the-jolly good tlmes ? the stairs, we can hear ih imagination | the sound of -laughter as the four girls discussed plans or plays, for this was their favorite gathering place, and it recalls many a delightful in- cident in thelr lives. “Bud’s” Declaration. “Bud” who bad just started to school, thought it very smart to use big words. His sister was told to slap his -hands when he was naughty, so one day he came in. furious, and said: “There is absolutely no philosophy in | She must be made to stop it.”—Chi- cago Herald and Examiner. ® Infallibla Sign. As a general thing, when a man doesn’t ask his wife what she does with the money he gives her it is a sign that he doesn’t give her any. | —Galveston News. Clothing Sticking to Leather. To keep one’s clothing from stick- ing to leather upholstery, the leather | should be rubbed lightly with a cloth dampened with gasoline. City Library and Farmer. How pleasant velations are mgin- tained between the farmers in the re gion of Stockton, Cal, and the at- tendants at theé city library of that place, and how the farmers draw heavily upon the facilities of the li- brary to their pleasure and profit, is told in a bulletin of the Department of Agriculture. The library sends ou? travehing libraries to communities, and it also encourages the country resi- dents to make direct use of the main | library. There are 30 communities and | 22 school districts that are receiving county free library service from Stocke ton, and the main library has a direct | country circulation of 6,281 volumes. —Rochester Democrat and Chronicle. Photographing From Airpiane. _In view of the facility with which ofifects many feet under watér can be photographed from an alrplane it is possible that the navigation of such a river as the Mississippi, with its shift- ing bars, may hereafter be made 'saife by monthly or weekly mapping rom the air. In earthquake regions, such as southern Italy and Japan, the changing coast lines, shallows and safe harbors can easily be phetographed from the air xg;er each fresh shock; thus keeping “navigation open and safeguarding the lives of mariners, Calgary Insures Employees. $1,500,000 has been taken out by the city of Calgagy to cover employees in | any other cause. Calgary is at pres- ent the largest city in Canada provid- Ing this form of protection for em- ployees. A feature of the group plan persons are thus included. not laughed or wept with the Meg, | of the “Little Women.” ‘'As we mount | sister hitting me the way she does. | Group ‘nsurance to. the amount of | case of death, sickness, accident, or N is that many otherwise uninsurable I AT ; ™S | BRAND NEW PICTURE PUZZLE GAME How i | | | | It Costs Nothing to Try. 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