Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, August 24, 1921, Page 6

i 4 ! PAGE SIX pe Phew! Science says: “Use garlic to re- duce blood pressure—a week’s treat- ment reduces the pressure to prac- tically normal, and if two weeks of it don’t stop your blood altogether, you have a chance to live to a ripe old| age.” —Give Us Garlic or Give Us”Air— “Flivver” Railroads Henry Ford is working out a plan to “flivverize” the railroads, if he can keep them from being less of a flivver than they are now he will be, doing a service. He will, no doubt,| have his “flivver” trains stop at ev-| ery “jerk-water” station, and then two or three times between stations. —Runabout a Block an’ Stop— “Ham’an” * SREVLIN * A waitress in a St. Paul restaurant| earned enough to go to Leipzig to cultivate her voice. The neighbors| will probably give her a vote of| thanks for going away—to practice.‘ —Especially to Leipzig— | “Blessings on Thee Little Man” | “Well!" Well!” interestedly ejacu- lated a motorist who had stopped his vehicle to pick up a young fellow in the big road. ““So you were going to walk ten miles to town in your bare feet? You are a pretty big fellow to| be going barefoot.” “Yep, I'm 20 years old,” replied young Jurd Jogg of, Straddle Rridge, Ark. “I've wore shoes off and on for a year or so, but the darn blame things make me so clumsy I can’t run down a rabbit to save my life” Ezry, Run Over to New York —And Get a Sack of Salt— Wants to) Meet Her An Idaho man advertises for a lady who left a handbag in his auto and says she can have same back if she pays for the advertisement. He'll even pay the advertisement if she’ll call on his wife and prove owner to th the handbag. Evidently he is un- able to | —Explain— Oh, What a Time Eight thousand women battled, scores fainted, were bruised and cut and sixty police. needed to stop the| melee. All because a ten and fifteen melee. All because a 10-and-15-cent store advertised at its opening at Portland, Ore., tea kettles, bed spreads and silk hose for 15 cents. Sure it’s advertising that brings out the caveman elements in us all. —Wear a Headgear Next Time— Poor Paint “Kiss and Make-up” used to be a} slogan for folks to follow who had been fighting, but if you kiss a girl nowadays she’d have to make-up. —Again— 24 Hours a Day—This Game The only trouble with golf, as a game for most of us, is that it can’t be played at night. —Play Days an’ Talk Nights— Very Limited Since J. D. W.’s departure to parts unknown, the Twentieth Century Limited has been very limited. —Home, James! tah Hum!— Fair Exchange Is No Robbery The fellow who advertised—*“Will trade an $85 diamond ring for double | barreled shot gun,” must have found | some one hanging 'round the house| besides his wife. | midji. arrived Junction, lowa. caller SES22 A28 R 2 2 2 Chester Burfield and Chas. McDon- ald were Bagley visitors Friday. Dell Amadon motored to Bagley Thudsday. Mrs. \A. L. Gordon entertained a number of friends at her home Fri- day afternoon. Mrs. O. M. Haley of Los Angeles, arrived last Saturday for a visit at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Paulson. iMr. and Mrs. Nick Hanson and Henry Hanson spent Saturday and Sunday at White Earth with rela- tives. Miss Sigma Paulson has returned from Los Angeles, Cal., where she has spent the past two years. Mr. and Mrs. H. W. Teichrow, George E. Burfield and Berniece Bur- field left on an auto trip Tuesday morning. They will go to Inter- national Falls, Fort Francis, Ont. and will camp a few days at Lake Kaheto- gama. A numbr of ladies gathwred at the home of afternoon. A very pleasant time was spent and a delicious lunch was serv- ed. Mrs. John Sullivan and daughter, Mrs. M. Sullivan, Mrs. M. Wold and daughter, Marion of Solway, were visitors here Saturday. Mrs. Geo. Noyes and son, Glenn, of Fosston arrived Sunday to visit with Mr. and Mrs. D. Amadon. IMr. and Mrs. Peterson and children and Mr. and Mrs. P. J. Rock of Sol- way attended the movies here Sunday evening. , Mr. and Mrs. Chas. McDonald and Mr. and Mrs. E. 1. Hardon Sundayed at Clearwater Lake. J. G. Veit, of Mallard, was a caller here Monday. Sheriff Barness, of Bagley, made a business trip here Tuesday. yMrs. Chas, MeDonald was a Bemidji caller Tuesday. Mrs. Martin Hippi and daughters, Anna and Vanthelia, of Debs, are visiting friends and relatives here this week. Pearl Frichie had the misfortune of running the spout of an oil can through her hand. Dr. Campbell dressed her h/nd. Mr. and Mrs. H. W. Teichroew ar- rived here Tuesday from St. Paul. Ben Bredeson spent Friday in Be- Mrs. Earl South and son, Richard, Wednesday from Valley She will visit with relatives. Manville Tergland, of Alida, was a visitor here Wednesray. 0. G. Lee, of Bagley, was a business here Friday. Miss Ida Gallant has arrived from North Dakota to visit her ount, Mrs. A. L. Gordon. THE PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS SHENY MUY WAVE MOVED H WHITE HOUSE ! MY HOOFS ARE ALL HOT LOOKING FER \Y BUY DARNED \F | KIN kKRR R R RRR R KRR KT Mrs. Chas. Pitt Thursday |- Energy Tn Clouads. A cloud, though composed of water, 1s so light that it floats In the atmos- pherle ocean. It is made up of minute globules of water, each one of which has for its nucleus a particle of dust. The weight of a cloud measuring 10, feet In dlameter would, it is estl- mated, be something like 200,000 tons, if its material were condensed. The material has been lifted into the sky by the power of the sun. One may ob- serve the process in operation when one sees a “thunderbead” cloud mount- ing skyward on a summer day. Its rising speed averages more than 100 feet a minute, but the cloud goes up more slowly when it reaches a point where Its top Is cooled to the degrees of the surrounding air. The cloud as- sumes varying shapes as the transition takes place. Often. the. top of the thunderhead bursts out in surprisingly beautiful mushroom forms and stands in the sky like a vaporous toadstool reared us If by magie. Reversing Speech, A curious phonographic instrument was invented by Poulsen, capable of reversing the sounds of a word or a AN NSTER! N Nou weLL Ne WHERE “TH! WHIYE HOLSE \%Q' §i B AX SOCIAL AND PERSONAL . MILLS-RICE _The home of Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Rice, 1134 Doud avenue, was the scene of a very pretty wedding Tues- day evening at 8 o’clock, when their daughger, Miss Mercy Rice, became th‘e bride of Wilbur Mills, of this city. Miss Ruth Rice acted as bridesmaid land George White of Mizpah, Minn., |was best man. The ring ceremony was performed |by Rev. G. Kehoe, pastor of the Bap- itist church and Rev. Hardley Hansen of Fergus Falls, Minn., offered a | prayer. Besides the immediate fam- ‘lhgs of the bride and groom, there {wére Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Martin, un- |cle and aunt of the bride, Mrs. Lewis ;Stevens of Minneapolis, Mr. and Mrs. |Jega Rice, Mrs. Lammon of Ashland, | Was,, Miss Doris Thompson of Detroit and Florence McDonaid of Duluth. The bride was dressed in a brown traveling suit with a hat to match and wore a beautiful corsage bouquet of white roses and pink sweet peas. sentence. A steel piano wire, carried | on two spools, passes between the poles of a small electromagnet so con- | nected with a telephone transmitter | that spoken words are magnetically | recorded on the moving wire and re- produced in a receiving instrument. When the motion of the wire is direct, | the words are heard as In ordinary | conversation, but if the motion is re- | versed, the sounds come to the ear in 3 reverse order, like words spelled back- | ward. To represent the order in which the reversed sounds strike the ear, | however, not only must the order of | the letters composing a word be re- versed, but each letter must itself be reversed from right to left, as when reflected from a mirror. Pellagra and Income, After a three-year study of pellagra in_the cotton-mill villages of South Carolina, the United States public health service shows that peungrn! varies inversely with the family ln~i come in this locality. As the income | fell the diseasé was found to increase and to affect more members of the same family. As the income rose the disease decreased, and was rarely found in families that enjoyed the highest incomes, even though this highest was still quite low. A recent statement given by one of the large life insurance companies in- dicates that the food standards of $nuthem wage earners must have im- proved remarkably of late, for the death rate from pellagra has fallen’| ¢rom 6.7 per 100,000 in 1915 to 2.37In 1910, —Or Beside His Wife. Bum St Too Many Cannon Balls on Hand An American who formerly :lived| in Paris says that during the Napo- leonic craze of many years ago hei attended a Napoleon play at the| Odeon. { In this play one act hinged on the| birth of the little king of Rome. If! the child was a girl one cannon shot/ was to be fired; if a boy, two shots. | On the night in question a cannon, shot. rolled forth, and there ensued a long silence on the stage. | “It's a girl,” said Josephine, tense-| ly. yBut just then a second shot was heard, and the empress cried: “No; a boy, a boy!” | Now through some error, a third| cannon shot thundered forth. In the| awkward pause that followed a gamin in the gallery shouted: “Parbleu, it's triplets!”—Ex. —Supposing a Machine Gun | —1If a Machine Gun Was Used!!!!— WANTED---Girl for office work at \Ward Bros. Livery, phone 77. 2t-8-25 ADDITIONAL WANT ADS , H.-rl_-,-l)uvidlfln Motorcycles Bicycles and Supplies GENERAL REPAIR SHOP swer?” The quality of is unmistakable. that reflects the user’s Let us show you the “I told the messenger to wait,‘madam." “Why did you think there would be an an- “It was the paper, madam. the kind you use yourself.” Cranes olinen olawn [THE CORRECT WRITINO PAPER ) There is a smartness about it Pioneer Stationery House BEMIDJI I noticed it was |SUBSCRIBE FOR FHE THRILLS Broncho-bustin’ in the ranges as you’ve never seen it before is coming to you in Ralph Con- nor’s— THE SKY PILOT THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER WRyhe il DAILY PIONEER ) W' PEOPLE MMSELF, SO You SHOW ME WHERE \T \S, A DIDNY HEAR ME~ o WHERE \$ "1 WHIYE. HOUGE 2" Sunday evening to meet them and re- Miss Doris Thompson played the turned with them. Mendelssohn wedding march. The young couple left for Minne- apolis where they will visit a few days. From there they will visit for a few days at Stevens Point, Wis., and then they will go to David City, Neb., where they will make their home. The best wishes of the entire community accompany Mr. and Mrs, Mills, who have a host of friends in Bemidji. Howard Capistrant arrived in the city Tuesday evening to spend a few weeks with his cousin, Mrs. Frank W. Lange. Mr. and Mrs. E. N. Ebert and chil- dren, Clayton and Howard, left this noon by auto for St. Cloud to visit relatives for a week. Mr. Ebert will also attend the Elks’ convention while y away. Mrs. Ebert’s sister, Mrs. F. quinsnn have had a two weeks’ auto { H. Mero, of Dorset, arrived in Be- trip to southern Minnesota cities,| midji last evening and will make the where Miss Grest and mother went trip with them. Mr. and Mrs. W. Z. Robinson and daughter Elizabeth, Mrs. Grest and Miss Ursula Grest returned to Be- midji ‘last evening. Mr. and Mrs. “A man who hears about your business 52 times ‘in a year will know you 52 times better than if he heard of you only once—and the more he knows of your goods, the more likely he is to trade with’you.” You can talk to all your neighbors every déy in the year, but Sunday, through the columns of The Daily Pioneer. good taste. new fashionable shapes. It saves time! What’s YOUR Time Worth? £ cabinet, do you know exactly what you want—or do you “shop around” and take pot luck? WHEN you go to buy a pair of boots, a can of peas or a kitchen You can save many an hour’s time—and many a good, hard dollar—by knowing before-hand what you want, where to get it, and approximate- ly how much it will cost. You can always know this much before you enter a store. If it’s clothing, you know how well it should wear and what the style should be. Ifit'sa musical instrument, you know what to expect in tone and workmanship. service it should give. If it’s a carpet sweeper, you know what kind of Merchants with established reputations for honesty are the best with whom to deal. Merchandise with established reputation is the best to buy. The only way to be sure of .the goods you buy is to read the advertise- ‘ments in this paper regularly. As a practice it's far better than rum- maging around, P = It saves money! - 3 Read the Advertisements v