Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, August 4, 1921, Page 6

== By ot poes] 1 Looks Like the Boss Will Get to Go '\ “—{ SAWW! \ DONY WANTA, | GO ALL BY.MY LONESOME! 'M AERA\D \ [ A0 GEE WHIZ- | DONY EVEN KROW HOW YO GO YO BEO N A PULLIMAN AN' MESBE LU GAY HELD UP AN ROBBED 'N EVRITHING! SAY, IRENE, WHATRE WE GOING ‘O DO ABOUT MICKIES WE CANY LET HIM GO ALOKE AND I'M \SURE AM A B\G BONEHEAD! | BEEN PULLIN' “THIS “WISE GUY SYUFF SO LONG SHAT NOW,\WHEN WE GOY O &GO O LIMITED ; 1 B ; : AFRAID VLL HURY WS FEELINGS : : ; e e o s, | |_\F | OFFER <0 Accomeaiy T CAPITOL, NDBODY OFFERS o vake | 8\ ISIE W B0%8 VOO0, & Venus was the first lady of the land | X ME AN' | SPOSE \‘L\.; N N b k who was in favor of disarmament. ‘\ 2. HAFYA GO ALL BY | —And Still in Favor of It— | % | Plenty jof Them Here An automobile journal states that; the first Ford manufactured is in the Ford plant at Detroit, where it is be-| ing kept as a curiosity. If it is any| more of a curiosity than some old/ Fords we’ve seen around Bemidji, it is in a good, safe place. —Hatching New Ones— | b Smile If It Hurts The reason why some men smile! at a joke, while others get mad at| the same joke, is due to the same law | = which operates in connection with a| sy banana skin. There are two sides to a banana skin, one is funny and the | other is tragic. The fellow who steps || on one_sees the tragic side of it, and| the fellow with whom he is walking sees the funny side of it. | But the fellow who can do both, is a winner, and should be awarded a'Cow hides, No. 1. ¢ whole string of green bananas to Bull hides, No. 1. 4 practice up on. After mastering his| Kipp hides, No. 1, lo. temper with a whole string of them, | Calf skins, No. 1, I he ought to be quite'a good-natured | Deacons, each .. | Horse hides, large. TWO NAMES ADDED TO 2 SECURITIES THEFT GANG (By United Press) [ Chicago, Aug. 4.---Two new names were brought today into the prosecu- | | tion of the gang alleged to have been crganized by Jchn W. Worthington to | | dispose of securities stolen from mails | | and banks. ' i Alva Harshman of Milwaukee and John IEpps surrendered when they learned that they were named in the HIDES R | cuss. 5 A 3 " . | indictment. with Wdrthington. | —If Still Alive— { st el Bonds for botlt were fixed at $10,-| ) ¢ Ch: in Tacti | R 000, but Judge Landis later reduced| * i | b5 HnERTR A b BELEGATES T0 PAY OWN Worthington’s to $1,000. ! i i You’ll have to admit that it's a| CONFERENCE . i " great world. Our ' grandmothers | i C i i rolled up their sleeves, and now their | B“‘[s A,I ELEAGANT VATLEY CLUB ' granddaughters'roll down their stock- | e MET AT WILCOX HOME ....._.;f | ings. | (Continued rom Page 1) { Imagine a girl of today rolling up delegation will be instatled in & SeBC) mho “Wide Awake” Farmers’ club i her sleeves. |arate establishment. »_L’her hotels| ¢ Pleasant Valley was entertained L ) will be taken over touright, and pui i oAt 3 1 —There Ain’t None— . |yesterday at the farm home of Mr. { | vate mansions offered for use by their and Mrs, J. W. Wilcox of Bemidji No Fun in That owners will be accepted as headquar- {70 i o Bo ) S O ot " What are we going to do for pas- ters for the distinguished . heads of | 1ot W 8 80k 5 WL B M hig { time, now that the voters of the city the delegations. dinner was furnished at noon by Mr. «{ hive decided upon a school site?| Considerable rivalry has developed| "y "yyilcox and demonstrations } Surely we must have something to among cupxtulpsocl‘?fy T{"fg"%“s f° were given in the afternoon. Three f argue over. ‘Why not start voting on| Whose home Premier! Lioy COTEC | o ployees of Jewett’s garage demon- ) a location for = city detention hospi-' of Great Britain will inhabit during| . 208" Fordson ! tal or some thing? this stay, |, @ f ; A —— | —Bemidii M i 1ne question of liquid refresh- Demidyi-Mugt vore | ments for the visitors has come up. Change of Tactics | This is a delicate question. -On the Women are getting so that they do|one hand, it is realized that if super-y o5, "po afternoon and plaved an in-l | a lot of smoking nowadays. = Of diplomats/are deprived of their ac-|yoresting ball game, with Prof. Smith | course, they have always done a con-|customed drinks it may upset their as umpire. siderable amount of chewing. dispositions and ‘ng_ake round-‘tabl_e 5 —Vou Know Whab— discussions more difficult. Again, it | woULD MAKE HARDING ! never would do to let the visitors get Conditionally | the imp ‘iun that our boasted legal RESPONSIBLE FOR LOANS Gray hairs are said to be honor-|desert is a sham. able by some philosophers. Of| Some scheme which will appear a course, that means if they cannot be |wét mirage to the natives, but a real avoided. 1t is also said that dancing|oasis to the foreigners, is being work- keeps men young. If that is a fact,|ed out. g then it must be paying the piper that| A partial solution to this problem puts the gray hairs in a man’s dome. |has been found in a decision by the —All in a Lifetime— state department that all the delo-| Thi gates will have diplomatic status is and Then the Next which entitles them to a supply of Once we saw a man at the end liquor permits used by permanently | of a perfect day wearing duck trous- |accredited diplomats. ~ Also no ob- Tractor, and three men from the Bemidji Hard- ware company demonstrated the Titan tractor, doing practical work. The boys in the company got togeth- Washington, Aug. 4—President| | Harding would be made directly re-| ' sponsible for arranging the terms for repayment of ten billion dollars in 4 foreign loans under an amendment | of the refunding bill proposed today | | by Senator Simmons’af North Caro-' ! ina. DEFIES BRITAIN AGREEABLE TO i | ers that were really white, but he was| jection will be raised by their bring-| DATE SET BY AMERICA | | . | i too nice fog this world and he be-|ing over as many sealed trunks Oti | i came a moving picture actor. “papers” as desired. a P | ORM EA. HER | ! i E1re ena g (By' United Press) : u; The Mosquito during the conference. cl:\n %‘ov?rnmgnt' was mlvlsi:dlto.dny i 1 i . | And when at last your eyes you close| This will be a precautionary step Lat Great Britain is agrecable to any | HEN dark, threatening You can put a Nelson Roof ! And sink into a dreamy doze, to prevent the revival on America |date decided on by the United States) louds h h ith th | Who jumps on you and bites your co0il of old world feuds as all thc~‘]9? the “cpening °l£ t]}_e Wus}ungtun eougs ang Aieavy on your home wi the assur- ’ - ] —Right You Are— [ cient enemics ar~ bound to mect in| | wind comes v1olenf§1y sweeping satisfactory ‘service at the least i |the shadows of Washington’s monv | B thl‘Ongh the house it’s a mlghty cost per year. It re‘quires no / i { aown rennsylvania { ment, strolling at the | javenue or rubber-necking CHICAGO TRAFFIC COP 15" ADDITIONAL WANT ADS | i ] SAYS POLITENESS PAYSjJ Hook: mtx;'cd men from the Hed- [ | SN comfortable and secure feeling to know your roof is on tight. This is the month of electric staining and practically no repairing. v 7, fezzed Turks, turbaned Hindus, | \WANTED---Young lady with some | Chicago, L. Au m— inarchists, statesmen, pick-| 1,(;:,‘(1(0”,“”; experience. Address | ] storms and of heavy rains but Ask your lumberdealer ab01,1t man is polite to the t sop: ;;‘fumc!w and ne: ver reporters are | L. T., Pioneer, t & the Complete hne of Nelson Than o pelite o the traflic con. BY lexpected to bring class, color and KGR SAL harness, wagon, | ¢ (| there is no cause for worry when ; ! - the wise) g o ewspapermen excepted on the | box a cat, $150 if ¢ Roofs. There is a Nelson Roof . traffic cop should. he polite to the pa { to prove it. | ] Patrick F. Sheehy, traflic officer No. 458Y, (believes that this state ment works both ways, He has $25 to prove t. | sion—to what is| at once. ed will be one of FOUND---Hand rcular and momentous | Containing cur: cs in history, rjvaling in| Call at 602 ¥ nee the noted Versailles treaty|FOR SALE---One Ford W, | . a Nelson Roof isover your head. on ryinevenus: | 4. i - There are no cracks on this roof . paper: | " gl 5 for the wind to, get into. The i shingles hug the roof snugly for every type of building. We will send you free samples and the interesting booklet, “The i 3t8-6 | ¢ touring car | { Want larger | { Wihen Patif'ck was given his whis- | Party- | in good condltion. | 2 . ) | tle and a uty corner in the Chicao | e fpar Phono 227, = otEd) giving you petfect protection. Proof of a Roof” on request. { Licop, he had a pretty good training | | £ it S ) 1 & et pretty egod tratuing | AN DYKE IS SELECTED * th, 905 Minnesota ave, full base-| | ho read in a n ine about a bride | who was embarrassed because she | didn’t_know which foot to put first| in walking downi the aisle to the al- | AS STATE LEGION HEAD & i "vaie s B, F. Nelson Mfg. Co., Minneapolis ‘ nections. Sold on ea: third an-| quire Geo. T. Baker, 200 Third ird an-| Winona, Aug. 4.—The mumfi“lt‘ lefl foot i3, correct, of|nya| department convention of the | LosT—iRifi/aid 1658 foF Dodgo sar, f “So 1 started to study etiquette |American Legion, which began here| hotween Nymore and Central school | 4. 2 Naw 1 am sure of myseli. and when. | Menday, was brought to a close Wed-| puilding, Bemidji. Reward. Phone| Durable L ever a motorist attempts to get past | e lay by the election of officers,t = G09-J. 2t8-51 § Beautiful — me, 1 never lack words to tell him delegates to the national convention FOR RENT---Two stiletly modern | Fireresistin, | about it." ’ |of the Legion at Kansas City, and| ecdwner apartments, all improvie- | j || g £ Sheehey fis given eredit for being members of the department exccu-| ments. For lease to desirable ted-| Econom | i & ngi.. . -, J: the *‘polit liceman" in Chicago |tive committee. Dr. A. A. Van Dyke| ants only. Morris Kaplan. ~ 8-4tf| 5 i artors, and in the Chi. of St. Paul was clected department FOR SALE---Ford truck. Ford road-| . |} bulletin, Another ve. commander after supporters of Dr.| ster. Bemidji Hardware Co. i | and Sheehy |J. A. Gates, Kenyon, had swung thei: | 6t8-10 ) 4 1 votes' to him on the second ball ] p— B 1 i | S . Begin, Minncapolis, wa: threatening to obtain a ma- Supporters of Ludwig L! Montevideo, had previouslyt ‘A max came up and asked mc‘whcu 7 © he could buy/a box of grape-|serio and a cheap straw hat. 1 told |jo Then, he asked me how high | Roe, WANTED TO RENT| him. the Masonic temple was, and | told |shifted their votes for Begin, when By September 1st, a 5, 6, 7 or 8 room house by respon- sible party. Will sign year’s lease and pay bonus. Tele- phone R. F. Patton, Hotel Markham, today ¢z temsrrow. ! him. I was geing to tell him interesting stuff about the L. me |Roe himself on the second ballot k zue of fyoted for the Minneapolis man. N:m('mnl ux‘ul the Panama Canal, but| Dr, Gates was elected first vice-| ‘:::(I‘:[:::}:‘L:cl](‘\lzf“\ fe\lvh‘ 1“‘“"& "‘_‘i ¥ | commander; H. E. Lamb, Worthing-| $25 e 0 ! minutes With [ton second vice-commander; Mrs.| e {Amy Ribbons = Ware, Minncapolis, | third vi€e-commander; E. C. Clemens, | | | SENATOR FRANCE QUIET |s dethodist miniter, chaplang & & | 11 not “in, teave - elephone || ABOUT RYAN QUARREL mitteeman. | RUmMBEL. | b | CRAIG WILL PROBABLY | —————————— Berlin, Aug. 4---The most thrilling | story which has yet come out of Rus-| sia was interupt Margaret Harison'’s oy v a telesram she| 5 has received. i DISCUSS PEACE TERMS "SMITH LUMBER CO. {Nhat Means that Peculiar “Call from Unifed Press) Aug. London, 4.—Premier “My son ming here,” she cried | < o ¥ o ahe apthye? (7 5% S S| Gl of Ulter | peckably wil 1 Nou e © DISTRIBUTORS for NELSON ROOFS arrivel alter ten onment. With her was Jozeph F. France of Maryland. The senator was silent as to his quarrel with Colonel Ryan, the Red Cross chief at Riga. He refused to answer questions as to the dispute that arose ! when he charged Riga as fomenting the anti-Soviet voté at Kronstadt last) winter. l with President. DcValera, ac- | cording to a dsipatch from Bel- fast in the evening news today. Craig recided at the session of the Ulster cabinet. The pre- ier is not likely to consent to g the Sinn Fein leader in Dublin, hcwever, the dispatch said, months im! If you really Want to Know, Go to Rex Theater Sunday. Blackduck Leonard Bemidiji | Z " DAILY PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS READ THE PIONEER WANT ADS ' gt e T 7