Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, July 25, 1921, Page 8

| Sl S S s LR | | | o Feeling' Small SO MANY COMICAL An exchange tells the following story: “One. day, ot long since, | a Baptist preacher of our state was | out hunting, and during the day al rainstorm came on. In order to keep dry he crawled into a hollow} log. When the rain began to fall, | the log began to swell, until our | brother couid get neither way. He | thought his end had come, and he thought of all the wrongs he had | done, and when he recalled that he | had not paid his newspaper carrier | boy before going on his vacation, | he felt so small that he crawled right out of the log without difficulty.” —Have You Paid Yours?— | Made a Difference. | Nearly every day we read in the || papers about some man or other be- | ing kicked by a horse. But who! every read anything in a paper about | o horse getting kicked by a man? —Still They Do It— Call To Arms. t , One hundred enlisted men and of- Cow hides, No. 1.. ficers of the Duluth Tank Corps were |Buil bides, No. 1 called out after midnight recently to|KiPp:bides, No. 1, 1 put out a fire on a_twenty acre|Cdlf skins, No. 1, b tract near Clifton. The Colonels,|Deacons. each ..... Licutenants '‘and even the Adjutant | Horse hides, large. . General were ‘there and from the re- port the fire was a great success. That ought to sound funny f some of the farmers around Bemidji who are accustomed to such small fires. They think nothing of asking the hired man to “go over and put out that little blaze” before break- fast. —DBravo! The Tank Corps— .4e-Be 40 L6esTc Te-¥e e om e BUC-GUC veaes 92493 Every Small Boy Knows It. The man whe first loved a dog— probably a puppy which he had taken | from its mother’s lair—piaced man- fkind under a profound obligation for We can Imagine the sense of | | { all time, | friendly” security which the presence ! and the fidelity of that puppy, grown |up to doghood, gave that primitive Quite Uncommon nman.—Svetozar Tonjoroff in the Bos- While meandering arcund about ten Herald. town the other day we run across a| T rare bird. He even admitted that| he hadn’t eaten any sweet corn out of his own garden_yet. —Some Guy— The Late Flood A traveling salesman dropped into | g a restaurant ome day recertly when‘. Raven Always Mischievoue, a heavy downpour of rain set it. | | On the Job. A western paper says: The mcasles broke out here last' week, but Dave Jobson, the town . constable, caught ‘em.—RBoston Transeript. wnigs;‘:“mith‘fg:f{‘;“'“]*(‘;"{ff:"gioff‘fi\ late. It is mischievous when tamed. e what? The gitl inquired. ~ Showing a_disposition -to-hide things o like its couw: You have read of the--erow: ded on “Like the flood. the flood and how the ark 1 Mount Aararat, haven't you’ “No, sir,” admitted the waitress. “I haven’t seen' a newspaper for three days.” —Better Look Them Over— Honey Love Liberia Has Red Cats. Most of the cats in Liberia are o} a bright red tint, and they are very conspicuous in the moonlight. A Small Purchase. Nervous Piano Salesman (formerly o department store clerk)—Shall we sond It for you?—Boston Transcript, Mary had a swarm of becs, She loved their buzzing. lives; They, too, loved their Mary, ’cause Their Mary had the hives. —Washington Times. Daily Hints Doing little things well teaches some people how to do big things Life as I See It. A woman’s no frequently means yes This js the dope before murrlage~ Lculsville Courier-Journal, F. W. Burton and son Wave, from better. Farmington, have been camping at —Some People— Ole Fellum’s , for the last ten days. T T T They ownetl 486 acres of land be- Drumbel A 65-pound|tween Wolf and Grace lukes in sec-| sturgeon, long, was re- cently caught in the kked Deer river by some miners fishing near the DMidland m! IFive men in all were ruquired to get it to dry land. jticn 34 and'35. While here they sold | 126 acres to Daniel. Cole of Nymore. | Mr. Cole has started to build a house and his father and mother will live there with him. WHAT NEXT It may surprise you to know how many different articles of house- hold use we sell. g We carry a complete line of Den- nison’s crepe paper and other produets. Crepe papers for parties, cos- tumes, Lunch Sets, Doll' Qutfits, Tags and Labels for Shipping Trunks and Bundles. Get Your Fruit Jar Labels Here. They improve the looks of your work and are useful as well as in- expensive. Toilet Papers T-o0z. toilet paper, 3 rolls for 25¢ 4-0z. rolls at 5¢ Dennison’s Lily pienic package 25¢ Thermos paper packs, for picnic lunches, $1.00 PIONEER STATIONERY STORE BELTRAMI AVE, GEE, (15 FUN WORKIN' IN A NEWSPAPER OFFICE we-YOU NEET The ‘raven can be taught to artlen | selves to be fo ARCOS IS BUYING FOR MANY MILLION RUSS By Lloyd Allen, (United Press Staff Correspondent) London. (By Mail)---Soviet Russia thas established a branch of = the | world’s buying corporation here in {Loudon. 1t is calied the All-Russia | Co-Uperative society, but is generally ;l\‘n-)wn by the simpler title of Aprcos |ard is buying goods for the 150,00 06 people of Russia. | six months from date the Sovict representatives in London belicve ‘A\rcos‘ in’ addition tg being the iworlds greatest buying concern, will jalso be the greatest selling ‘corpor: |tion on tlte globe, because they by that time Arcos will be depo ing of the products of Russia’s 150,- 000,000 workers. 3 | Great headquarters of Arcos is in | Moscow and.goes by .the Ruszian |nama ‘of Narkomvniezhtorg, which !means,” in plain United States, | “People’s Commissariat for Feoreign | Trade,” with.Leonid Krassin as chief, J ! | dividing his time between London,!| ‘Berlin and Mogcow. There are Arcos branches in Stock- holm, Reval, Berlin and one or two |other European cities, as well as in |Lendon, | Today London branch of Arcos is | houged in a four slory building in the heart of thd city and works in co- operation with ithe Russian Trade Delegation. It has a staff of 200, including a board cf directors and a number of experts in the various lines of trade; also engineering experts and so forth. Six months hence the Soviet repre- sentatives expect to be using a stafl of bétween 500.and 600 to carry on rapidly growing trade operations and eventually a staff of 1,000 will be re- quired. b In funtherance of these somewhat elaborate plans, a big building has been hought and paid for in hard cash for a consideration of $250,000 pounds-—-nominally about $1,000,000. This building will accomodate the 1000 workers previously mentioned. It is located on Mcorgate street cloze to the great Bank of England in the midst cf London's financial district. 14 will be a principal trading center for Russia. A second wet of offices will be maintained on New Bond street, (Londow’s exclusive shopping street- where Leonid Krassin now has his headquarters. Russin’s diplomatic affairs will some of these days be administered from the former Imperial Russian Embassy, according to Soviet expec- tations. Just now: possession of the luxur- ious embassy is impessible---but when the Ruseian political treaty is signed between Great Britain and the Sov- {ets, the embassy will De turned over {to the present Moscow government ‘and soviet circles predict, and pr sumably the Red Flag ci Soviet will be flown from flagstaffs that oncc’ held the Imperial Russian banner of | the Czardom days. The foregoing describes only part of Soviet Russia’s business invasion of England. Another important feat- ure of the huge trading machine now being created will be a Soviet bank. . These steps have been taken since the slgning of the ‘Anglo-Russian Trade agreement last spring, which Has been formally interpreted by the Britie; Foreign Office as Britain’s recognition of the de-facto Russian government. But the “Bad Man” Is Preferable. Thé “bad man of the plains” Is now extinet, his place having been taken hy weré defaulters, embezzlers, swind- lers, yeggmen . and other criminals.— Rostor Transeript. Tims's Wondrous Changes. Arvchecloglsts believe that even In the Stone age direct maritime rela- tions cxisted between northern Jut- land and the distant countries to the south. Another Golden Rule. Let us be vers gentle with our neighbors' fallic nd. forgive our friends their do: fis we hope our- “Thackeray. Happy Dream. To dream of a yew will arrive at sowe great honor and recelve a legney from a relative. In Learning. Tn learning, age and youth go for nothing; the best Informed take the Beautiful Girl in Big Orange. At an orange show in San Ber- nardino, Cal., one of the most attrac- tive exhibits was a huge orange quar- tered with a beautiful girl inside.; At regular Intervals the orange opened and the lady threw out real oranges to the crowd. G BOY, HERES A SCO0P) V'VE INVENTED A SUBSTITUTE FOR GASOLINE “THAT'S HuST AS GOOD~WILL RUN A /o€ CAR AS FAR AKD AS 3 EAST V ree, the dreamer | By Charles Sughroe™ .yl'mrm Nmul:aal)nn BRITISH COAL STRIKE AVOIDABLE, SAYS CLYNES I _(Continued From Page 1) condemnation of the miners’ leaders who were said to be engaged in a wicked atack on the community and desired nothing other than the stran- gulation of British industries and the downfall of empire interests. “Some of this was caused by the lamentable mistake which at first pre- vented the working of the pumps at the mines. Had this mistake not been Ivmade, the public would have pene- trated the facts more readily and would have seen the strength of the miners’ case. “The enormity of the reductions impelled the miners to use every |weapon possible, and for the first | time they called away the pumpmen. {This was the natural answer to the ¢ .ners’ notices to pumpmen, as well as miners, to quit or accept drastic arbitrary reductions. “The effect, however, was.to hard- en opposition to the miners without either softening or improving the outlook of those who had to act for th_e government. or - speak for the mine owners. “But the- dispute should have been prevented. Had terms similar to those put forward by the government when the dispute had lasted two months been submitted for discussion two months before the stoppage occurred, there would have been no stoppage at all. . “As in the case of other great in- dustrial disputes, the coal stoppage has shown how foolish it is for both sides to make sweeping statements as to what they will never do. Un- qualified declarations of policy by either side intended to alarm or ter- rorize the other side seldom have the effect desired. “Also, the appalling unemployment due to the mines dispute reveals the serious and costly defects in trades union machingry -for settling great disputes. The ,cXecutives, chosen as the best men in their unions, should have power to secure for their side the best terms possible. They can not, they must not, submit offers made to them to a second, larger body of men not quite as good as they are, men who are influenced by . men. of their local unions. scattered throughout "England, who are not as well in touch with the situation as are the executives. Re- sponsibility without power and the acquirement of knowledge from con- tinual negotiation without the free- dom to make full use of that knowl- edge, is a condition from which trades union leaders should try to emerge.” THE PIONEER WANT ADS " BRING RESULTS PILOT NOW ASKS 0DDS OF NOBODY Captain Wethern Says He Can Do ‘As Much Work As Any Man Since Taking Tanlac “I was in such an awful condition I could scarcely do the chores around the house, but thanks to Tanlac I'm well and strong again and can now do as much work as anybody,” said Roy H. Wethern ,joint owner of the R. &. R. Auto Shop and living at 241 Goodrich’ street, St. Paul, Minn. For twenty years Mr. Wethern was pilot and captain on the upper Mis- sissippi river, and is widely known in St. Paul and down the river from Minneapolis to Quincy, Il “I' had _suffered with stomach trouble ever since I was sixteen years old,” said Captain Wethern, “and at times it became so bad I had to quit work altogether, Nothing I ate seem- ed to agree with mey and I often be- came nauseated I couldn’t retain a thing on'my stomach. I had a bloat- and for years I didn’t know what it was to enjoy a good meal. I was also ‘comnstipated and my health finally be- icame so bad I had to give up steam- boating and bought me a farm. At times when I was out plowing I would have such cramps in . my stomach I would fall to the ground. “After taking three bottles of Tan- Tac ‘I was enjoying -my meals, sleep- ing well, and fTeeling fine in every way. Then last winter while working out in the ice and snow I contracted an awful cold and became miserably sick. [ decidel to try Tanlac and it just straighfercd me right out again. T've gained fifteen pounds in weight tand am today enjoying the very best of health and don’t ask odds of any- body when it comes to work.” Tanlac is sold” in Bemidji- by the City Drug Store, and leading drug- gists ev{erywhere.——Advcrtisement. ed, burning feeling in my stomach |f OBJIEEYION,; JOHN D: ROCKEFELLER WILL HAVE YO GO ouY: O%. BUSINESS NEW FACES FOR 0'D - BY PARIS SURGEON By Edwin W. Hullinger (United Press Stait Correspondent) Paris (By Mail)—At last ladies, you can get a brand new face for 3,000 francs (about $300 at present rate of exchange) in Paris, made ac- cording to any of the most approved styles of beauty you may pick. Nor will be be a makeshift or camouflage job. Your features can actually be refashioned, even if it be necessary, to remodel the hony frame- work-of the face.. This can be done by facian surgery and without pain| be yond that occasioned ing with the $300. | Dr.- Jack Brettmon, one of the world’s foremost, experts in_facial isurgery is. authority for this state-| ment. ' Dr. Brettmon recently opened at hospital in, Paris where he does noth- | ing but make over old faces, re-en- dowing them with their lost youth,| or remodel young faces removing facial defects imposed by birth. Many European women and a few | Americans have already been oper-! ated upon successfully, according to | Dr. Brettmon, and many more are| planning to obtain new faces in this | way during the summer. { In the beautiful reception room of | his “Hospital of Aesthetics” on rue; Rivol, Dr. Brettmon told a corres: pondent his experiences correctin; the sculpture of nature and combating | the imprints of years. He is also a' sculptor of no mean ability. In his| studio were three or four. plaster casts done by him. | “Partly as a result of experiments with wounded men during the war, facial surgery has now reached a stage where the human face, de- formed by malformation at birth or| weathered by fatigue or time, can ‘be recut or rejuvenated much as a serviceable but. out-of-date garment | can be remodeled and imbued with with the season’s latest curves,” | he declared. “No longer does Antoinette need remain a back number because she happened to be born with a crooked nose. She can take a limousine to a beauty hospital, look through.a nose catalog, pick out a Roman, Greek, or best American nose and in less than a week be back in the opera box with as pretty a member as any girl in the house. Many, many girls miss being extraordinarily beautiful sim- ply through malformation of one feature of the face.” New noses cost from 1,500 francs ($150) up, he said. —_— ADDITIONAL WANT ADS DO Y corner lot, Bemidji ave., and 26th gtreet. (Well and pump on Quick sale takes this cheap. In- quire Andrew Rood, 1221 Bemidji by, the part- ; 0U WANT a bargain——2-acre | lot. | MONDAY EVENIN G, JULY. 25, 1921 WANTED---Maid for general house- work. Must be gcod =~ laundress. Modern home, electrical applian- Good wages. Mrs. E. P. Me- Mahon, . 1109 Dowey avenue. Phone 538. 3t7-27 1916 Cadillac; good ord- ce. Opportunity clags car for reasonable ice. See Jewelt garage or call Shannon, 674-J. 1t7-25 FOR SALE---Six rcom modern house, easy) terms, small payment down. Hot water heating plant. Chicken hcuse and ‘garage. 1110 Bemidji ave. R. 0. Ragby . 1t7-25 X COSYS A OOLLAR' A GALLon Y LOST---Brown purse near Mississip-, pi river bridge. Return to Pio- eer office. Reward. 2t7-26 [FCR SALE---Furniture for living room and dining - room, Kkitchen cabinet and child’s bed. 1110 Be- midji avenue. Phone 752-W. 3t7-27 FOR RENT---Two furnished rcoms. Call 491-W. 5t7-29 FOR SALE-—One baby Grand piano. Cheap if taken at once. 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Investigate and learn the advantages of CaloriC heat for your home—now, GIVEN HARD BEMIDJ! e—without ‘wasta, —convenience—¢lean, The; written nal guarantee, Just five - days left FORD OWNER CONTEST You will have to hurry now if you want to participate in the $5.00 cash prizes—they’re coming in every day. Are you getting your share? and we are going to giving away A Barrel of Cylinder Oil FREE on the last day of the contest, July 30—you still have five days in which to share in the prizes, C. W. JEWETT (0., Inc. Ford Authorized Sales and Service Get busy.