Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 18, 1921, Page 6

o | 1 | i | PAGE SIX | “TWENTIETH CENTURY Can You Imagine It? “Woman Can’t Find Words to Ex-| press Herself,” reads a headline | It seems right" that such a strange happening should | an advertisement. be advertised. —That’s a Feature— What Good Would One Be? It is said that B: V. D.’s or similar| light underwear will keep a man cool in hot weather, but we know of a fel- low who says he is wearing two suits and still finds it hard to keep cool. —Try Another— A Big Help With the price of shirts constantly coming down, it is believed that the boys will soon be able to go swim- ming again without taking a towel along. —Excess Baggage— Just a Guess “What wife,” demands a vacuum cleaner manufacturer, “isn’t worth 18 cents a day to a husband?” Well, how about the one who picks his pock- | et in the night? —The Money-Changer— Picturesk A Bear Subject During these hot days who would not long to be able to keep as cool as lar bear or “as cool as a cucum- 2 Those are about the only s we are allowed to keep on ice these days. —If It Is Known— Red Pep’s Philosophy Red Pep says: “One reason we respect the bull dog is that he finishes what he starts.” “Is awful the way some of us chase temptation. It hasn’t a chance to escape.” “Moncy doesn’t get a chance to talk when you keep it in your pocket —give it air.” ife'is a burdem only to the man who saddles himself with trouble.” “Some fellows never poisoned a well, scuttled a ship, or strangled a baby, but they do Jove easy money.” —Ain’t It a Fact?— Easy to Imagine Our forefathers would have been equally shocked at the prospect of paying so much a-piece for apples or 50 much a pound for the family wash- ing. Or so much a glass for near- beer. —Or a Quart of Whiskey— Not All Heroes Dead It is quite easy to note that “peace also has her heroes,” when you see fhc number of June bridegrooms. It is said that among the June bugs are the June bridegrooms. —How About the Female Bugs?— Some Freedom Anyway The freedom of the press has cvi- dently allowed some farmers to make cider gince prohibition went into ef- fect. —What Press?— AMERICA WINS FIRST GAME IN POLO MATCH (Continued From Page 1) ments within reasonable distance of the capital being scandalously de- nuded of officers who found ‘“‘urgent private affairs” near Hurlingham to Jjustify indulgent colonels granting e. -ains of the national anthem, played by the Guards’ band in attend- ance, announced the arrival of King George, the Prince of Wales, Duke of York and Prince Henry half an hour before the start. The three princes are keen polo players, the youngest, Henry, being the best, with the Prince of Wales a good second. United States Ambassador Colonel George Harvey was accommodated seat in the royal box. Amid rounds of applause and the waving of American flags, Captain Devercux Milburn led his team on to | the ficld first, as the challengers for the cup “lifted” by the British team in America in 1914, The Americans wore white shirts emblazoned with the “Stars and Stripes” and the American eagle. Major Vivian Lockett followed We have not our own studs, and it with the British team a few minutes |is difficult to borrow or buy ponies a hurricane of cheering |a few days before a match and play and flag-waving. The Britishers’ col- | championship polo with them. ors were blue, with a Union Jack| later amid badge on the breast. Britishers were none too optimistic | the benefit of fellow Englishmen who as to the chances of retaining the cup, | ‘as the defenders only definitely com-| last week, and ish polo hard, and I think the best brilliant as the individual players|solution of that is to have the in- were known to be, it was feared that|ternational match only once in three pleted their team lack of combined practice might lead to poor combination. | THE PIONEER WANT ADS| BRING RESULTS MIDSUMMER MADNESS Described in an article on PAGE SIX with a{England are something about 40 and ! listen to me ! | | | | | | | | E MARKETS }§ ! HIDES | Cow hides, No. 1.. | ‘Uull hides, No. 1. | Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b. | Calf skins, No. 1, Ib. | Deacons, each ... Horse hides, large. H 'WOMAN TENNIS STARS " 70 MEET IN AMERICA By Henry L. Farrell, (United Press Staft Correspondent) New York, June 18.-Looking for- | ward to future battles, the Lenglen- | Mallory tennis encounter appears as| | promising as any number on a pro- gram filled with summer classics. ‘When the two greatest women ten-| Inis players come to America after| | battling at St. Cloud and Wimbledon, most anything can be expected. | There is no love lost between the | French and American stars. Bitter | feeling ran through the French hard ! court championships, in which Mlle. | Lenglen defeated Mrs. Mallory in the finals. ! The ill-feeling was somewhat re-| lieved when Mlle. Lenglen jumped‘, over the net after the finals and| | shook the hand of the American wo- man. | The French championships proved | that Mlle. Lenglen is not so superior in her class as she was generally rat- ed. She did win the title, but victory came to her more through Mrs. Mal- lory's error than through her cwn individual brilliance. Mlle. Lenglen respects-the ability of the American woman as was shown in the finals of the French tourna- ment when she resorted to safety first metrods and abandon her usual dashing smashing game. Mrs. Mallory is now in her. great- est form. She was permanently off in the finals and practically beat her- self. Conditions will be reversed when she gets the flashy French star on Amcrican courts. POLO HANDICAPPED IN ENGLAND BY WAR By Charles McCann, (United Press Staft Correspondent) London, June 17.—England, though suffering many disadvantages because of the war, will do its utmost to beat America at the polo cup | matches and will have no excuse to plead if it loses, Maj. Vivian Lockett, captain of the English side, said in an interview today with the United | Press. “We were badly hit during the war,” Maj. Lockett said, “first as to grounds, second as to ponies, third as to breeding and fourth as to play- ers. “As to grounds, several of our lclubs have had to close because | th have had neither players nor| !munuy. As to breeding and ponies, {war, and etaoshrdluaoi shru 34566 breeding was stopped during the war; and many players were forced to sell| ,their ponies. As to players, we have ilost men like Captain Leslie Cheape, { Captain Noel Edwards, the brothers {(qenfell and many others killed or aisabled. “A polo player is in his prime be- tween 30 and 40, and all the men | playing in the form required for j over, instead of round about 35. “Of course, polo was stagnant dur- ing the war, and now it is not re- ving because most of our cavalry} regiments are in Ireland, where polo! is impossible, as it is in India, be-| (cause of disturbances. And because of the war there are no new young | players. “Our great trouble is with ponies. “Please do not think I am com- ! plaining. I am merely explaining for may be inclined to complain at us. “Expenses are going to hit Brit- (or four years.” Yes, Verily. 's wife says, “Now, yon the proverb is about to be exemplified that “listeners never hear any good of themselves."—DBos- | ton Transcript. When a What He Wanted. | “Jenkins, the oil promoter, has Mar- LIYTLE BOY, \S WS WHERE THEN PRINY NEWSPAPERS 2 YESTERDAY’S RESULTS National League L. Pet. Pittsburgh .. 18 667 New York 22 Boston 25 o St. Louis . 25 528 Brooklyn 31 475 Chicago 28 Cincinnati 33 Philadelphia .. 37 .302 Games Friday Brooklyn, 8; Pittsburgh, 3. New York, 10; Chicago, 11. Boston, 10; St. Louis, 0. Philadelphia, 3; Cincinanti, 11. American League W. L Pet. Cleveland 21 New York 22 .607 Washington 26 .569 Chicago 21 .523 Boston . 25 510 Detroit 32 St. Loui 32 429 Philadelphia 36 -333 Games Friday St. Louis, 4; Washignton, 5. Detroit, 4-4; Boston, 5-6. Others postponed. American Association L. Pet. Louisville . 24 564 Kansas City .. 24 .538 Minneapolis 24 520 St. Paul .. 26 519 Milwaukee 26 519 Indianapoli: 26 .490 Toledo 31 .456 Columbus 32 396 Games Friday St. Paul, 5; Milwaukee, 6. Columbus, 7; Indianapolis, 2. Toledo, 1; Louisville, 6. Others not scheduled. STRANGE EPIDEMIC INVADES BEMIDJI' Baf- “Midsummer Madness” fling Physicians and Others WILL REACH PEAK FRIDAY “Midsummer Madness,” which has been noticed to a large extent in practically all of the larger cities this season, has not passed up Bemidji. It is baffling physicians, druggists, and, in fact, nearly all local residents have been n the look-out for it since cer- tain advertisements of warning began to appear in the Daily Pioneer. It seems that the moon has a lot to do with it and if you should add to that the eyes and lips of a pretty woman, the results are positively dis- astrous. Among those already badly smitten are Margaret Meredith and Julian Osborn, and the result has almost, but not quite, broken up two happy homes. Their entire story will be exposed in motion pictures at the Elko The- atre next Friday, Saturday and Sun- day.—Advertisement. the least feature. THE PIONEER WANT AD: BRING RESULTS 537 | Charles in the days of auld lang syne. .451| the moble river, and its fame as .a .421 | shipping point for the colonists once ‘475 | Plata.—Baltimore News. | stum In two ounges of water. By Chatles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Union PUT W W THE PAPER THAY LILL\E SCRUGGS WANTS A JOB AND I'M A CRACKING GORD COOK EVEN \F | DO 5 AN 1Y NNSELE AS SHOLLONT! WANT T\ GEY A PENCIL —~ //m < Port Tobacco Passes. Gone is the ancient town of Port Tobacco—Portobacko of the eight- eenth century—the “metropolis” ot The pioneers who sailed up the Po- tomac founded it on an estuary of extended across the Atlantic. Three or four decades ago the last “court- house fight” in +Maryland centered around Port Tobacco. Its water trans- portation dwindled, and the building of the Pope's Creek railroad line from Bowie to the Potomac gave the Charles countians a new outlook. Many of them picked La Plata station = | for a county seat, owing to its cen- |~ <625 | tral location and da'ly trains. The old courthouse at Port Tobacco was Burned down and the voters declared | for the building of a new one at La To Prevent Steel Rusting. Steel which has become rusty can be cleancd by brushing it with a paste composed as follows: Half an ounce of cyanide of potassium, half an ounce of castile soap, an ounce of whiting | and water suflicient to form the paste. The steel should be washed after the , paste has been applled, in a solution of half an ounce of cyanide of potas- On tke other hand rust may be prevented on steel parts by applying the following | mixture with a brush, just as if it were varnish: One part caoutchouc, 16 parts turpentie. These ingredi- ents must be dissolved in a gentle beat sand then eight parts of boiled ¢il should be added. The whole is now mixed by Lringing them to boll- Ipg heat. This material may be re- moved by the use of turpentine. How Differgnt. A Baltimore laundry advertisest “We wash everything but the baby.” How unaccommodating compared with the Boston concern which advertises: “Your dirty kids cleaned for 15 cents.” — e Hope." “Along with the figurehead of Hope,” sald the captain, “there’s an anchor; but what's the use of my hav- ing an anchor if I can’t find no bottom to let it go in?” ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FOR SALE---5-room bungalow, mod- ern except heat, basement garage, near normal, $3,000, part cash. —=8-room thouse, modern except heat, on paved street, $750 cash and $35 per month will handle €his. —d-room 'house, 16x36, cellar, well, | 6 lots, Nymore. Price, $1,000, $500 cash and $15 per month, —Choice lot, 40x140, on Lake Blvd. $1,350. $450 cash. —Lcts near Memorial park, $400. Triangle opposite normal, $1,000. | J. P. Lanr. 3t6-21 FOR RENT--To one woman for the | summer, one room in modern house with housckeeping privi- leges. References given and re- quired. 1209 Bemidji avenue. Phone 176-J. 3t6-21 WAN 3irl at once. 1202 Min- nesota, avenue. 1td6-18 it will' be earning interest you sleep. panions. A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss And a Dollar in Your Pocket Is Something of a Roller. Put it in this bank and-it will gather plenty of moss— The wolf never howls around the door that has a savings account, for wolf and poverty are boon com- every day—working while Paint Also Helps. Most people go to the expense Of having cellar walls whitewashed ev- ery year or so, but few people feel that it is necessary to have any paint used in the cellar. good ideaito have cellar stairs treated to a coat or so of good floor paint. It easier to clean later. Where Australia Gets' Its Name. The name Australia Is taken direct- 1y from the Latin word australis, meaning southern. Thus the smallest of the five continents is the south- land in name-as well as.in.location. FIRST CLASS"' SHOE REPAIRING DONE ' NEAT and QUICK PRICES REASONABLE Bemidji Shoe Store 315 Minnesota Ave. BREAD-and-butter, a big hearty slice, is such cheer-up food! b It’s a long, long time be- tween meals, And two- to-one, any little shaver who’s peevish and fret- ful feels “just starved.” CREAM CRUM BREAD —is growing food—the sweet, nourishing loaf that “goes to the spot first.” ASK YOUR GROCER . Baked by Koors Brothers Co. swimming a pleasure. perfectly dryy PURE RUBBER DIVING CAPS— However, it Is a | | prolongs their life and makes them | ~ A WONDERFUL ASSORTMENT OF SWlmmmg C aps AREHERE NOW i In solid colors and color combinations that are sure to please—Caps that make Keeps your hair ) t ry and they add just the right “jauntiness” to a bathing costume— : 35cto $1.50 : —that fit the head tight and allows you to dive and still keep your hair dry— : 80c, 90c and $1.00 : "The Joke’s on Lizzie "TWE FAMIY ALL DIED \ERY ' SULDDENLY ¢ BE PHOTOGRAPHED THIS YEAR ON YOUR BIRTHDAY —and do not overlook the Children’s Birthday, too. STUDIO of N. L. HAKKERUP Bemidji, Minn: Photographic Art Collection of Native Indians ONLY CIRCUS COMING THIS SEASON Wednesday AT LONDON }! AN AMBURGS TRAINED WILD ANIMALS ARENA%’ 4 TRAIN o £.1929 400 JUNGLE BEASTS ERMANENT UNION OF THE-AMUSEMEN IANTS OF OLD AND; NEW WORLDS — S TWO MILE ¥ STREET PARADE:11A Mok 2 PERFORMANCES. 32 i@ DAILY RAIN / ; 3 oksuine 268PM, o\ Tickets on Sale or Show lljay at Boardman’s Corner Drug Store at Same Prices Charged on Show Grounds. DAILY PION EER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS OPEN AN ACCOUNT TODAY | —and Feel Better Tomorrow | Pick the One You’ll Want i < Before the Assortment Is Gone. i | Hled the talkin'est woman I ever lald s on.” “Struck a gusher this time, —Nashville Tennesseean. 1 NORTHERN NATIONAL BANK BEMIDJI, MINN. . BARKERS x THE REXALL STORE Step in‘vand Weigh Yourself Regularly—Free