Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 14, 1921, Page 8

. { i ¥ § N S e, S S IR S b e PAGE EIGHT ; LIMITED The Holy Grail. One night last week a certain young man went for a ride in his omobile and, after running out of gasoline, endeavored to purchase some from another car which he met. Everything proceeded well until the | petcock at the bottom of the gaso- line tank fell to the ground. Al- though a match was lighted in order to look for the petcock, nothing has ‘been found of it, according to the latest word received. —From Where?— Ashes to Ashes Rags make paper; paper makes money; money makes banks; banks make loans; loans make 'poverty; poverty malkes rags. Kind of a rag- time ditty, to a ragtime tume, by a raggedy man, —*"“The Needle, Watson”— A Business Convenience An old maid of sixty years advi girls against marrying a man whose head is flat; the better course is to| select—if possible—a round-headed man and then flatten out the head to suit the taste. —Mrs. Jiggs' Style— Tastes Differ In some places we have heard of them putting editors in jail. Hew- r, in Edmonton, Canada, the citi- are planning to put a stained in a charch as a memo a deceased editor. What is bothering us though is “What do those Edmon- ton papers print in their news col- umns anyway?” —But the Glass Is Stained— Picturesk. kY Horseless Carriages, One of the niost renowned horse- less carriages is shown in the above picture. Sometimes it is called an “Irish Ford.” One thing certain, it is not a sef-starter, the users are entitled to be called the cranks. —Magnetic Gear Shift— Red Pev’s Philcsophy Red Pep sayz: “If you drop a few | ol 3 er. Think how hap- {py the other fellow is.” “Lotg of better halves would like better quarters.” “No other color scheme requires so much explanation as a black eye.” “Uncle Jerry came to town last week with a dirty shirt and a $5 bill and never changed either one.” “We all know 2 barking dog never bites, but does the dog know it?."” —Ain't 1t a Fact?--- Kncweth Thou? There arc those who know and know not that they know; these|®) 5 need awakening, There ave ten to|Grunnetof Minneapolis. The wedding one of those who know not and know not that they know not: what shall o be done to arouse them? e v e suws— || ADDITIONAL WANT ADS Kill or Cure i ‘Many a prescription is worth its weight in gcld to the doctor, Lhe|yosP...An umbrella; a Dblack silk d t and, zometimes, to the un- dertaker. —May Be a Rehearsal— ~ ‘THE BEMiDJ{ DAYLY PIONEER SOCIAL AND PERSONAL Misses Ida Longtin of Red Lake Falls and Emma Henke of Plummer are among the number who have come to Bemidji to attend the Be- midji State Teachers college for the summer. Mrs. L. G. Crothers left this morn- ing for Minneapolis and St. Paul where she wily visit for about a month. En route to her home she wiil stop at Sauk Center, where she will visit her mother. George T. Baker and@ Walter Greer returned Monday morning from Min- neapolis where they went last week to take the Scottish Rite degree of the Masonic order. Mr. Baker also transacted business while he was in Minneapolis. Mis; Edith Nyquist of Kelliher and Misses Edith Smith and Mabel Drink- wine of Mentor, have come to Bemid- ji to attend the Bemidji State Teach- ers college for the summer term, and are staying at the home of Mr. and Mrs. A. P. Ritchie. ~Mw and Mrs. J. W. Paun, Mrs. Da- vid Snyder, Mrs. W. O. March and son Edwin, and Mrs Percy Allen and daughter, Miss Hazel, of Toronto, came to Bemidji Thursday of last week and are guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. G. W. Campbell and family, 1202 Minnesota avenue. Mes- dames Paun, Snyder and March are sisters, and Mrs. Allen is a sister-in- law of Mrs. Campbell. While they have been here they have made sev- eral auto trips to places near Bemidji, and Monday they enjoyed an all-day trip to Lake Itasca park, with Mr. and Mrs. Campbell and family, and Mr. and Mrs. A, Lord. They expect to leave tomorrow for Regina. GRUNNET---LARSON Word has reached Bemidji an- nouncing the marriage of Emanuel Swen Ladson to Florence Catherine and linen, straight handle, with a Round knob and a silk cord. Re- ward to finder. Call 21-F-12. 1t6-14 POP, HOWLAND SaNS S o0 BAD “THAT TS NEARS GRADUATING CLASS WASKT ~HROYGH SCHOOL 1N MAREH, AS SEVERAL( [} OF 1\ NOUNG GENTLEMEN WERE BARRED AS CANDIDATES FOR —(W' PRESIDENTS CABINEY ON THAY ACEOUNY PROBAZAN MOSY LIKELV! ———————————————— took place Saturday, June 31, at the home of the bride Mr. Larson was formerly connected with the accounting departmeni of the Crookston Lumber company, and is now in the accounting department of the Dayton Dry Goods compady of Minneapolis. The young couple expect to visit Bemidji during their honeymoon. 3 The bride is an' accomplished young lady and popular in her wide circle. of friends. The groom is well and favorably known here and has a host of friends who extend congratu- lations. ¢ FROHN LADIES’ AID TO. . MEET TOMORROW AFTERNOON The regular meeting of the Evan- gelical Lutheran Ladics Aid of Frohn —_—— Every loyal citizen, firm and organization in our city should be giving utmost publicity to the fortunate fact of our lively location— BEMIDJI at the SOURCE OF MISSISSIPPI A. A. RICHARDSON RICH PORTRAIT STUDIO 29 10th St. Phone 570-W Quality Portraits and Kodak Fin- ishing at Prices that Save You Money. ~ TUESDAY EVENING, JUNE 14, 1921 NRS. GOSHAMIGRTN FIGGERS “HAT HER ¥ FAVORIYE AUTHOR'S AGE \S NO LONGER A GUESSUHE USED YO SAY 'A MIDOLE-AGED (| |0 BIX LP A WAR WITH ENGLAND OR JAPAN MAN OF 30'° SANS MRS. GOSHAMIGHTY, "aUT LATEIN WIS HERO HAS BEEN A ' YOUNG MAN OF ForRny!" will be held Wednesday, June 15, at 2 o'clock at the home of Mrs. Nels Willett. All ladies are cordially in- vited to attend. THIS TIME LAST YEAR University of California beat Rud- gers 6 to 4. Braves protested game with the Pirates. THE PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS Manager Cole of the Fargo Paper 1 Co. needed more than an ordinary | bookkeeper when he called on Da- kota Buysiness College, Fargo, N. D. He wanted 2 man capable of developing into a credit manager. Mr. C. D. Haase, just completing his course, was sent. Dakota Business College does not turn out ‘‘ordinary’’ graduates. Pupils afe encouraged to think for themselves, accept responsibility. About 230 are now bank officers. “Follow the $uccesgful’” at D. B. C. Summer School. Graduate ] next Winter. Write . L. Watkins, Pres., 806 Front St.} Fargo, N. D. The New Pat—t;mA This new design is the latest product of the world’s largest makers of fine silver plate, Start your silver service with it. He’s the Loyal Boy An Illinois professor has produced | rows an ear of corn with alternate of red, white and blue kernels. N if hel can only put a few the cob, we'll say he's the loy —How About the Husks?— St. Johns, Newfoundland.—The steamer Ranger arrived here from the sealing grounds with 7,500 pelts, com- p]etcgl the return of this season’s scal hunting fleet. A noticeable feature of this year’s hunt is that of the 1,500 men engaged in the industry, not one met with a mishap. THE PIONEER WANT ADSi BRING RESULTS ICE CREAM The Dish of Goodness ALWAYS WELCOME—That’s the greeting given a dish of de- licious ice cream. At one time it was considered more or less a dish for women and children, but now men have come to real- ize it as a zestful, appetizing food. AND THAT’S how it has be- come such a popular home des- sert, it satisfies ev member of the fi KOORS ICE CREAM SUPREME FOR SALE OR RENT---One small house and garage and 50-foot front on America avenue and Twelfth st. Two houses, one block from Lin- coln schoolhouse at Nymore. Five | lots at Lavinia, fine location. Will trade in merchandise. 158-acre farm, 80 rods north of city limits of Bagley, Minn. This can be ‘bought from owner on' easy terms. For information call 606 Lincoln ave., Nymore, or write P. 0. Box 45, Nymore. 6t6-20 —_— MEN’S Wing Foot Rubber Soles, nailed . . ... Soles, sewed .... Full Soles, nailed . Full Soles, sewed 1847 ROGERS BRES, SILVERWARE Husband, son or daughter will welcome the opportunity, on each succeeding anniversary, to add to the service. Silverware, indeed is the ideal anniversary gift because it never wears out its welcome and each addition increases the value pf what has already been All other Rubber Heels. .50¢ Leather Heels .. .. i Feceived, BARKER’S SHOE REPAIR PRICES Heels.65¢ .....50c ....$1.35 ....$1.50 ....$2.50 ....$2.75 French or Soles, nai By the undersigned L. D. Melville O. L. Ellefson ? Wm. Stakis Rubber Heels .........50¢c Leather Heels . New Cuban Heels ....$1.25 Soles, sewed ........$1.40 Children according to size and condition Hans Mittet ‘ PHONE 34 FOR CORRECT TIME Ju LADIES’ .40c Baby Louis. . $1.50 led ........$1.00 W\ SER THAY SOME OF OUR CONGRESS~ MEN AND B\& CITN EDITORS ARE TRNING SEZ BUD JONES OF TH' AE.F “<TH' ONIN | FELLERS WHO DIONY GIY ENUFFR TH' { TIME WOZ BIRDS LIKE THEM WHO WASKT THERE) CONGRESSIONAL FIGHT IS ON AT WASHINGTON (Continued from Page 1) in a speech on the pending navy bial. “You said when you rejected the Versailles treaty that you favored some international understanding,” sald Underwood to the republicans. “You have been in power for three montbs, and what have you done?” It is by that sort of thing the de- mocrats hope to get the country .to watching for every mistake. Error of omission or commission, and every delay of the G. O. P. By the time the campaign actually begins, thay hope to have the voters in a stat: of in- NN PBW MUSY HAVE BEEN A WILD ONE WHEN HE WUZ A KD, FER WHEN EVER \(RN YO PULL OFF ANNTHING, WE " ALWANS KNOWS JESY WHAT QUESTIONS = © ASK L dignation.” Republicans in and out of congress are aware of this. They are urging leaders to follow Hard- ing’s tip and cut government ex- penditures until it hurts. Hurting 3 few oftice holders to the bemefit of the great army of voters hack home would be not only, wise economics, but extremely wise politics, these somewhat worried republicans argue. HO = THIS BEAUTIFUL Farming.” Telephone 970 What You Get in the HOOSIER At No Extra Cost WILL BE “e, by the C. W. Jewett Company, Inc., at the Ford Motor Co. and C. W. Jewett Co., Inc., co-operating. *t» - EDUCATIONAL Program FREE MOVING PICTURES ~ FREE MACHINERY DISP} Beltrami County Beekeepers will hold conven- tion in conjunction with institute. h A lecture on care and profit of bees will be giv- en by a prominent speaker. 0. W. JEWETT COMPANY, Inc. HOOSIER KITCHEN CABINET LAY FREE LECTURES R. C. DOUBS, of St. Paul, and E. K: JENKINS, of the Oliver Plow Works, will deliver lectures on “Farming and Seed Bed Preparation”and ‘“‘Crops’ and Modern' e ~ e | Bemidji, Minn. l Ll