Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 8, 1921, Page 6

PAGE 8IX [} ‘TWENTIETH CENTURY’ LIMITED In the Hands of the Enemy. Have you ever noticed how brave a man is when he has the controlling interest fin a piece of garden hose, | in good working order and well at- tached? . Well then, don’t. - For he’s sure to show you how welliit is work- ing and how far it will carry., Ask the important looking guy at the A GREAY WORK FOR “THE ‘YOW AND \ FEEL OBL\GED <0 SEND THESE WORDS OF APPRONAL. - out about a couple hundred miles Markham about it. —That’s (Pleasure For Him— A Still Warning.’ A W. C. T. U. worker in North Dakota declares that probl!bition offi- cials should look out for home brew, stating that she fears home brew more than whisky running. We hardly believe they need that advice, most of them we have heard about ,are always looking out for home ‘brew, too. And as far as whisky run- ning' goes, water runs too, and may- ibe the brew is running home, also. —Not. Running Away— Here’s Good Luck. ; “Three in Small Boat Plan to Cir- cle Globe,” says a headline. Well; here’s wishing thdm all kinds of luck, but chances are when they get from the shore line, they may be lurzéed to take the shortest route to land. —The Downward Trend— 14 Picturesk. Birds of a Feather. Chickens of the feathered variety cluster around the home coop at might. But not so with the other kind., —They Prefer the Coupe— Getting Interesting. A correspondent writes.in that “the American Lddies. Aid at Debs| had a reul snappy meeung last Wed- nesday.” Snappy must describe the meeting where they la.lk about those Ipresent. —And Snap Buck— From the Want Ads. Want ad in Yonkers (N. Y.) Her- iald: Rooms---Three or four rooms wanted by young woman, with im- provements, For Sale---Cheap, on account of discontinuing the fresh meat ‘busi- ness, two ri’ce horses.---Elgin, 111, News. i For Sale, 1917 Ferd. This car’s valves need grinding and carbon knocked out. Tcp torn, tires poor, needs painting. Otherwise car is in good condition. Price §300. Reason for selling, think it would be cheaper to buy a new'tar at the pre- sent price. A. J. Pepin, county cler| office.---Escanaba, (Mich.,) Press. '—One Honest Man—- Unnecessary. Many a man casts aside the ad- meonition hat, he ought to brace up and show his wife whq is running thiings at Nis house. If there is any ‘doubt( about it in the outside world, it isn’t) necessary for hubby to tell his wife who's boss. —=She Already Knows— A Gcod Chance Here. f Recently ‘we saw in a motion pic- ture of the comedy variety, an ugly looking dosy that was filmed as being able to detect booze, if there was any mmmd and every timc he would scent an .ntoxicating beverage he would bark loudly. It would ap- pear that if Bemidji had such a dog, the;'poor dog might get hoarse over nlgfilt —Barking at the moon-shine— THE PIONEER WANT ADS i1|inereasing’ scale until MARKETS HIDES Cow hides, No. 1.. Bull hides, No. 1 Kipp hides, No. 1 Calt skins, No. 1, Deacons,. each Horse hides, large. POTATOES 107 cars. spaulding rose, $2.35 to $2.50; Lou- isiana long whites, $2 to $2.26; Tex- .xs triumphs, $3; Virginia, per bbl., ; Norti Carolina, $4.50 to ‘$-l 75 ‘South Cnrulhm, $4.50 to $4.- 65. KELLER INTRODUCES FOUR REVENUE BILLS Congressman Oscar E. Keller of the Fourth district of Minnesota has introduced into the house four reve- nue bills. J The first bill repeals all existing transportation and sales taxes except those on tobacco, distilled spirits, oleomargarine, habit forming drugs and products of child labor. The bill also repeals the excess profit tax and the 10 per cent tax on the incomes of corporations. The second bill amends the income 1t:ux law so as to distinguish between ‘earned”, gnd “unearned” income. The tax ‘on “‘Unearned” income. to- gether with”the’ super-taxes is re- tained, but the tak on' ‘“earned” comes is cut in two. “Earped”. ip- come is defined as income’ derivéd | from rents of land or other roperty, interest on mortgages, notes or bonds, dividends on shares of stock whéther in the form of money or stock divi- dends, and from any source other than the labor, skill or busizess or industry personnlly conducted of the person receiving’ 'th z The third bill he' inherit- ance tax. Beginning wlflj estates of $20,000 to $35,000 theye' is 8 tax " of 1 per cent; $35,000 to $50,000, 2 per cent; 850,000 " to* 3156.000. 4 per cent; $150;000 “to- $250,000, cent., The tdxes’then graduate on an the point of $100,000,000 is reached, after which the tax is 90 per cent. The fourth bill provides for a tax of 1 per cent on land values in ex- cess of $10,000, after exempting buildings, and improvements, and in the case of farms, cost of clearing, draining and maintenance of fertil- ity. This bill aims to tax monopoly holders of natural resources, 'val- uable ‘“sites” in cities and the holding of land out of use. The exemptions are so applied to farms as to exempt from taxation, aecording to Mr. Kel- ler's estimate, approximately 98 per cent of all actual farmers. ADDITIONAL WANT ADS WILL TRADE for tractor good forty 4 miles from! Nebish. ~Address. G. B. T. care Pioneer. 3t6-10 |FOR SALE---6-room house, modern except heat, fine location, nevér offered for. less than $4,600. For lquick sale will fake 3,600. Phone 285-W. E. J. Willits. 7t6-15 -!FOR. RENT---Furnished four-room BRING RESULTS DO YOU LIKE WE DELIVER house. Telephone 615, 6td6-14 FRESHF ISH" TUESDAYS and THURSDAYS We will be able to dehver the followmg kinds of fish if you will place your order at least two days in ad- PRICES—DELIVERED vance— White Fish, per 1b ........ Pike, per 1b . Pickerel, per lb Perch, perlb : 14c .16c Sheephead, per:1b .11cSuckers, per 1b .... 11c White Carp, per 1b DELIVERED THE SAME DAY AS CAUGHT ; Gold Eyes, per.1b. PHONE 605-J ANDREW AUBOLEE Chicago, June 8.---Potato receipts, Market steady. Alabama pair of, particularly New York, Juné 7.—Occasionally a crook has a sense of humor and— | what is more unusual—takes a chance by expressmg “it, Card sharps are once more in evi e on the incom- mg trans-Atlantic steamers, and a uccessful ones arrived here on a big liner the other day, according to Pier Detectwe Ed- ward Mallon. Both were under fi titious names on the “additiopal” list of passengers printed after‘the. ship leaves port. It was one of thése'who let his humorous side show itselfs -For he chose to be listed under the name of B. Ware . A regular shooting g-llery and rifle ment of the Brooklyn Savings bank, and women employees as well as men are being taught to hit the mark. A :;acent robbery inspired the innova- lon. ¢ I wonder if tais is the only city in this whole wide land, where anyone hqs had the nerve of the sufficiently strong instinct for “how” to rent a corsage ‘bouquet! An amiable florist mentioned it the otger day as a cuss tomer ' left hiy shoj *Th; comes in almost every day. and rents a bouquet,” he said.”. “Just ‘hites a bunch ‘of flowers for an: hour, or. so at a time: . You see; when she is hav- ingim:man cpller, she seems to think itriwill maky ,an impression on him if a bouquet ;arrives for her while he is there. Aiter he leaves, she sends it back to me and T sell it. So I don’t charge her much for the rental.” Are musical comedies to hold a smaller place in our theatrical pro- gram next season? ~When Charles Dillingham, whose name has always meant %‘ of course, the Hippo- [drome;;then choruses, dances and tineful love; )y ‘turns to. serious plays, there must jome sxgmficance in 1ty “Two Blacks ‘Away,”. which he has just put on, is a'drama of character study, and “The Scarlet, n” and “The Wise Child” will’ follow in a week or so. It's at least an ihterest- ing departure, and thoge 'Who! hiv seen the réhearsals of the two'as/ye unproduced agree that, along with “Two Blocks Away,” they will add definitely to the Dillingham reputa- tion as a producer. It didn’t create much comment when New York grown-ups began taking~the bright toy balloons: away from the youngsters—except among the deprived youngsters. Now:we've grown 'so dccustomed to them that a xr.\tonst who drives arou ,f town withput one floatmg from edch end of his windshield is rather: conspicu- ous. But soap bubbles! It does seem as though we must be having a re- action from serious affairs with vengeance. The craze -for ‘blowing bubbleg has seized an entire square of range has béen set up in the base-|; block hour. WHAX ELSE D\O HE SEND? ANN MONEN ON SLBSCRIPTIONT ANN ORDER FOR AOVERTISING ‘OR PRINVING ? 3 as at least three bubble-pipes, according to report. Some of us, however, still go in for serious amusements. van was, parked against the curb of a cross-street the other day at the noon The driver emerged from' a little quick lunch place around the corner, dived into the van and brought out a mysterious looKing box. selves down onthe steps o fan apart- ment house, unfolded what proved to be a chess-board, set out the pieces and plunged: into the game. hardly one of those games of long, studied, silences. allow for that. The 1 o'clock whistle blew somewhere, the driver jumped up, swept the pieces and the board in- to their box, and he and his partner were on their way. TUES;DA*’S ‘RESULTS ,National League p W, Cincinnati Philadelphia Games Yesterday New York, 0; Cincinnati; 6. Boston, 10 Pitmburgh« 7. Phlladelphm, 6; CHicago, 8. Brooklyn, girl) C‘I‘g{'eln;fid New York American League* ‘Washington Detroit Chi Cleveland, 2;' New York, 9. St. Leuis, 6; Boston, 7. cago A big moving fellows that’ and his heloer| tter $5. bets. ‘Tpen they sat them- Thursday. It was The hour didn't band. after. itor Monday. H St Lo ["NEveR MDY ——=—+] OF APPROVAL" AND BN : ‘CounLe soore” was 4 to 6 wcod. The game first half of the the last half gave two more scores. cannot play ‘ball aud where are these ‘more money to Iooq? Mr. and Mrs. ‘fienry Johnson of Debs were Bemldjm(isltors Saturday. Mr. and-Mrs. Dave Millar of Shev- lin were visiting{ relatives here The :Clearbrook hogster paTtdde of about 30 cars was hete Sunday-ad- vertising - the Old S at Clearbrook, Saturday, They were accompaniel by We regret, th ‘business people meet thém. Lef union, ‘don’t for They .have t donned: he war painti yet but Some of- the| women: of Pinewood are out with the scalping knjfe. Look out for your scalp ‘The "Jamtvold brothers finished their )job of sawing place thisi week. ‘W. R. Wendt was a Bemidji busi- °| ness caller Tuesday. 0. T. Bakken was a Bemidji vis- Most of the Pinewood people at- tended the ball game at Debs Sunday. ‘They all went in autos. There were several cars and all were loaded to i ’J}.fis nonted‘ there will be a ball © |game at Pinewood Sunday. The Be- LU TAKE -ms:“\«mos R AND in town without a car doif it wasn’t for the good little hoarder who thru ity takes them out for an airing? Beg pardon. He ddes own a car. -He found a fllece of hay wire, parts of an old binder and a plow and made a cute little tractor but came to grief n favor of Pine- vas 4 to 4 in the nth linging, but e Pineigood team 'ho says the boys e running around ve they got any- one day when starting out on a tour. He stalled in the pavement on Main street and all the Ferds in the coun- try couldn’t pull him out. ored that he will use it on his saw- mill which will begn operating in 1925 from present indications. It is sum~ lers Reunion June 11. their t more of the re mot here to g0 to the re- the date. ere- “CHAMPION” POTATO MACHINERY ' -7 CONSISTING OF PLANTERS-SPRAYERS—DIGGERS SEED POTATO CUTTERS :Compleh Stock of Extras on Fuukley’s STOUGHTON WAGONS and ** MANURE SPREADERS—AUTO TRUCKS rl"l'ows, Drags, Dilca nnd Cultivét;l;i midji; team will play Pinewcod. : Mr.and Mrs. Sid'Sorenson of Alex- ‘| andria, Jyere “ylsitors here:Saturday. Miss, Ahpa Kirkvold home -} Philadelphia - Games, Yesterday Detroit, nings St. Paul ). Chlcagn at Phlladelphla. postponed; rain. American_Association Indianapolis . Kansas City Minneapolis - Louisville Toledo Milwaukee Col ke the umbus Games Yesterday ' Kansas City, 12; Ind}anapoli i4 St. Paul, 9; Columbus, 4 aneapolm, 4; Toledo, 6 Milwaukee, 2; Louisville, 1. s AL R Regina, Sask.—The assistance .of ounted Police cured to control _the crowd ‘at the Dominion land office at Prince Al- bert waiting to make applications for homesteads. province report the heaviest rush for homesteads experienced since 1908. Saskatoon received 150 entries in the past week and has issued more than 1,000 hay permits. trants are stated to be overwhelming- ly British and American. returned where shn Washington, 3 (10 in+~ w. L. Pet. .548 .545 545 512 511 .489 477 372 . 200 | had to be se- Agents throughout the Homestead en- perfectly normal aduMs in a prosper- ous ‘section ‘of Brooklyn, and every evening after dinner, you may see the dignified heads “of families leaning out of the window, clay pipes in hand,. competing.. with_each other in bubble-blowing. Every family in the| e KKK KK KRR KKK * (S22 S 2322 2R 2 2 2282l ‘The baseball game at Debs Sun- day_between Pinewood -and Clover was a very interesting game, PINEWOOD * the " Switches. We also have the BEST Batte! We Repair All M BEST EQUIPMENT Deer River \ JWe carry a complete stock of Repair Parts—also. a_full line of Starters, Generators, Cutouts, Coils and Ignition We hnve apecxahzed fox years omAuto Electrw Repnmng In most cases we can repair and-return the same days. Chmes must be prepaid on pm'ts sent in for¥ z‘epalrs. our Workmanshp and prxees will please you. ; Station in the Northwest. of Batteries < ¢ BEST MECHANICS W. R. GIBERSON, INC: : SERVICE YOU WILL APPRECIATE * Minnesota SATURDAY JUNE llth For Only “BALLARDVALE” OLIVE OIL, .Saiurday, June 11th, we wnll sel] 100. ' pints of the famous——_ :; BALLARDVALE OLIV E OIL . that sells regular at $1.25 per pint—and one 3-0z jar of Marchino Clierries with .'each pint, at a special mtroductory offer .For both BALLARDVALE OLIVE OlL —ls wonderful for Salad Dressmg, besides many other uses—this is your chance to tryit. %