Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 7, 1921, Page 6

s 5 TR 7 s s R - PR BEMIDJL DAILY PIONEER | “TWENTIETH CENTURY’ LIMITED The Optimist The fellow who still carries a cork- screw on his key ring, still believes in Santa Claus, —What's Your Belief?— The Still. Game The great nation game of baseball has been replaced somewhat by an- other great national game — one neighbor bragging ‘to another what a great law-breaking citizen he has be- come while brewing his own. —The Moon Shines Bright— Testing the Judge The judge had just told the prison- er, who had been held by the jury as guilty of murder in the first degree, that he was to be “hanged by the neck until dead,” and the prisoner was at a loss to know whether the judge really meant what he said or \as just trying to “string him.” —Call the Hangman— Certain Restrictions ‘America is commonly known as the land of the free, but that is no sign that any one should get too free with it. —Won't Get You Very Far— Well Dressed (New York Evening Mail) “This well dressed woman wander- ed aimless in the city streets. She wore a gold ring with the inscription 16’ and a pearl necklace.” —Wouldn't that Get You?— Why and Wherefore? We read that a dancer has had her feet insured, and we at once wonder why she is taking this much precau- tion now that dancers are not using their feet any more, | —Strange What They Will Do— Izzy on the Job Old Izzy Nutti admits that the world owes everybody a living, but says that the world is like anyone else | Philadelphia who owes you anything—you have to keep right after them to get it. —Not So Nutty, at that— Don’t Work Too Hard (Source unknown) “Abe,” said Mawruss, “it seems to| me, y'understand, that working as| hard as I do that I oughter be getting | more money.” | “Well, now, Mawruss, let’s see,” | said Abe, “there are 365 days in lheiMinneapclis year, ain’t it?” “Sure,” said Mawruss. “Well, -eight hours is one-third of | the day, and one-third of 365 is 122 dnvs, and that leaves 243 days, ain't it?” “Of course,” said Mawruss. “Well, eight hours.a day you be loafing, ain’t you? And eight hours a day is another third day off, that makes 122 days?” “That’s right,” said Mawruss. “Well, you know, every Sunday we close down, and that makes 52 days, and 121 minus 562 makes it 69 days, ain’t it?” ; s “Well, then, we also_been closing every Saturday half-holiday all thru the year, ain’t it; and that makes 26 days, and 26 off 69 makes 43 days, ain’t it?” “Sure,” said Mawruss. “Well, then, two weeks of the year you been loafin® on-a ‘vacation, and that makes 14 days, and 14 days off 43 days leaves 29 days.” “It is,” said Mawruss. ““And there was another two weeks when you said you were buying goods, and was being showed a good time by those cloak and suit fellows, and can't count that, and that makes, 14, and 14 from 29 leaves 15 days, ain’t ?” “Sure,” said Mawruss. “And now I been noticin’ you been takin’ an hour off for lunch ev- ery day, and that makes. 14 days off 15 days leaves one day.” “It does,” said Mawruss. £ “Well, I know you didn’t work that day,” said Abe, “ "cause that was Rosh Hashano.” —O, With the Rim Off— THE PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS A A TR 4 e R PRICES e et | f We are pleased to announce a decided drop in Lee Tire prices—to Size Former New Price ‘Price 30x3 $15.50 $12.40 s 30x31% $20.50 $16.40 32x31% $25.30 $20.25 All Other Sizes in Proportion Includes the Famous Lee Puncture Proof Tire Bemidji J. A. PARM:LEE .. 411 Fourth Street BIG DROP IN LEE TIRE SETS 1N WIS OFFICE WITH HIS' ON WIS DESKY & 1Y WERENY FER LS, "W POOR BOOB WOLLD SYARVE! LEYS STRIEL FRIDAY’S RESULTS National League W B0SS, YOU'N ME ARE A COUPLE OF POOR RISH YO BE OUY HERE WORKIN' WHILE THAT CARTOONER .| Calf skins,~No. 1,.1b HOOFS MARKETS PATTTTTTTTTTTTTTITIIIIN T L oy HIDES Cow hjdes, No. 1.. Bull hides, No. 1. Kipp hides, No. 1, ib. Deacons, each ... Horse hides, large { POTATOES -t | Chicago, May 7.—Potato rceipts, 49 cars,, Old market firm; Narthern whites, sacked, 80c to 90¢c, bulk, 70¢ to 80c. New market steady. Florida 73 . Pct. Pittsburgh .. 15 3 .833 New York 11 6 647 Brooklyn 12 7 Chicago .. 9 8 Cincinnati . 8 12 . Boston .. 7 12 .368 St. Louis 4 10 .286 Philadelphia 4 n 267 Yesterday Cincinngti, 7; Chicago, 8. St. Louis, 6; Pittsburgh, 10. Others postponed. American Washington Detroit . New York ¢ Cleveland 467 Boston .. 462 .400 St. Louis .353 Chicago ... 313 Gameés Yesterday ‘New York, 9; Washington, 2. Boston, 6; Philadelphia, 10. Chicago, 0; Cleveland, 8. No. 1, $9, No. 2, $5 per bbl. Texas $4.50 per cwt. LOST—Standard il coupon book, | B317647. Return to Standard Oil | Co., oftice. for reward. 2t5-9 | FOR RENT—Modern furnished room for gentleman, 515 Bemidji ave- nue. Phone 310. ates-7 FOR RENT—3 unfurnished rooms. Inquire at Ohngren house: 1016 First street So. 1£5-7 Detroit, 11; St. Louis, 7 American Association w. L Pet. 9 6 .600 Indianapolis 9 7 563 Kansas City 8 7 .533 Louisville - 10 9 .526. Columbus 8 8 .500 Milwaukee 79 .438 Maledo .. 8 11 421 St._Paul 11 421 Games Yesterday Minneapolis, 5; St. Paul, 5. 10 innings). Indianapolis, 2; Louisville, 6. Toledo, 2; Columbus, 6. Milwaukee, 5; Kansas City, 3 BASEBALL TODAY Madison, May 7.—Purdue ‘baseball | nine was scheduled to play the Uni- versity of Wisconsin nine this after- noon. St. Paul, May '7.—Today's sched- ule of state college baseball confer- ences games linclude: MacAllister at Olaf; St. Johns at St. Thomas. THIS TIME LAST YEAR Henry L. Sparrow, business man- ager of New York Yanks, died sud-| denly in New York, Jimmie Ring forced in the run in the ninth that gave the Cards a 5 to 4 victory over the Reds, Big Jim Vaughn tripled in the ninth with the bases full and the Cubs beat the Pirates, 4 to 1. Johnny Evers joined the Giants as coach.. Meany of.Columbia held Cornell to three hits: i BANDITS ROB ILLINOIS BANK AND GET AWAY Chandlerville, I11., May 7.—Bandits today robbed the People’s State Bank of nearly $50,000 in cash and Liberty bonds and escaped. The yeggs blew the vault with nitro-glycerine. et take effect at once— Tive €6« WANTED—our_young men to rent| nicely ‘furnished summer cottage| on Lake Bemidji. For particulars, ! Call 898-W. 6t4-13 | FOR SALE—One ‘5-passenger Cadil- lac car in good condition. -Will gell cheap. 1302 Minnesota avenue. . 3t5-10 FOR SALE—Certified Bliss Triumph seey potatoes, while they last, 60c per bushel in 2 bushel sacks, at Troppman’s warehouse. 6t5-13 FOR SALE—G5-acre tract, garden home addition, small house. % of land cleared. Cash-or terms. Call 350. 3t5-10 FOR SALE—Three lots on America ave. _Telephone 917. p FOR SALE—Gne team, young Perch- eron, mares, one team geldings, at| Nelson's farm cme mile east of Nary. B. L. Kolling, telephone 41-F-310, . Call evenings or n;o;xs_,. 1471 WE WANT a laGy or gentleman agent for the genuine J..R. Watkins Pro- ducts in Bemidji and ether vacant towns. A big opportunity for.any hustler. . Write today for free sam- ple and free particulars of our won- derful offer. - J. R. Watkins Co., 64 ‘Winona, Minn. 4t5-7-14-21-28 | Young Men, Wemen, over 17, for| postal mail-service. - $120-month. | Examinations May. Experience unnecessary.. For free partiiculars of instruction, ‘write R.. Terry, (former Civjl Serdice examine | 119 Continental Bldg., Washinston, | D. C. 3t4-10 | FOR SALE—Wood. Phone 827 or 418 Anierica avenue. 5t5-7 | NEW METHOD ° SHOE SHINING o CROTHER'S BARBER SHOP Up-to-Date Service —Open §ll»l‘)ay Sunda; | q-IHUNTS HiS GIRL AS [HE "HEARS \HER VOICE] 12:1 8:3 9:0! Qe BR® BBB her. to me ‘in budding womanhood. would marry her, support and educate my_children. makes a_stepmother (vice_versa). and would mis$ our caresses. I would not do anything to injure them now. Why should. I in the future? Their-happiness thrills me with They, are at-the door awaiting my return. If 1 am late pleasure. they turn to. their made no provision for them, she can have little comfort for them. “He that proyideth not for his own is worse than any infidel.” 1am not an infide.—Plowman. Bemidji and Minneapolis Diaiag Car between Brainerd and Minneapolis-St. Paul. Pullman Sleeping Car between Bemidji-and Minneapolis-St. Paul. Cafe Parlor Observation Car on day train between Brainerd and ‘Minneapolis-St. Paul. } i CARRY Life Insrance because my worldly possessions are not sufficient to maintain my wife and children should I be taken from them. My wife has never had to to her household duties, and her time is -them and our, children. women, an horior to us and a credit to our country. To do this they must have education and home influence, which they could not have if they were to be separated, I warnt my wife to respect and remem- ber'me when I am gone, which she cannot do if I fail to provide for She may not be as attractive to another as a widow as she was New York Life Man Northern National Bank Bldg. NOPEY HES JEST MRO RIS CAR ‘UPSPER" OVERHAMLED:AND TH B W LAYRION WS DESR! NOU GANS GEY OUT -MeRe W GEY YO WORK' VoL DONT KNOW WHEN NOURE WHBCSA MATTER WITH THAY GUN 2 HE MLSY BE SPROUTING ONE OF “HENM ARTISTIC ~YENPER-MEN(S CARLOAD “CHAMPION” POTATO. MACHINERY ; CONSISTING OF % PLANTERS—SPRAYERS—DIGGERS SEED POTATO CUTTERS _ Tmproved Train Service between St. Paul ...Lv Bemidji Ar.. 4:00 _Ar Minnenpi'olis Lv 6:40 ;: Complete Stock of Extras ... Are St. Paul Lv 6:00 pm . STOUGHTON WAGONS and MANURE SPREADERS—AUTO TRUCKS Plows, Drags, Discs and Cnlfivn!on Auto Accessories, Auto Oil, Tires, Tubes and etc. F. M. PENDERGAST Telephone 17-F-4—or People’s Co-operative Store Bemidji, make a living, other than to attend pretty much occupied with 1 want our children to be good men and When Your Plumbing Needs Repair See to it that the work is well ‘and thoroughly done. Good work pays through eliminating the frequent need of patching up. Our constant aim is to build-up this business through the confidence and good will earned by thorough and conscientious work. We ‘shall’ be glad to confer with you and give to: the solution of your problems the benefit of experience, skill and a de- sire to serve. : 2 When planning a new:home or re- newing a plumbing installation, you can avoid much trouble’and increase your satisfaction by choosing- fix- T have no right to think any man A stepfather My children are tender-hearted mother for comfort. When & am gone and have MITCHELL Telephone-575-W Every bank and men who WHAT’S THE MATTER? We were quite surprised that we did not have a greater response to our previous ad, wherein we sug- gested the investment of your funds in First Mortgages on good brick buildings in Business Bemidji. finest kind 'of investment by securing a first mortgage on good Bemidji property. . Come in and talk with us. It may seem strange to you for us to encourage taking your savings ‘out ‘of the money for our patrons. tures that are serviceable and scien- . tifically made. o Rl L The Kohler “Viceroy” Built-in Bath, illustrated below, represents a fa- mous line of fixtures that we highly recommend. Stop in today and let.us-talk it-ove, man who has $100 or-more will make the investing it elsewhere, but we are making Remember, this applies te may have $100.00 or more. THE DAILY ,BUT. -N?T FROM THOICE: ROY V. HARKER Tel. 122 'la‘alflf 3.1. NORTHERN NATIONAL BEMIDJI, MINN. st Sl THE MULE RESENTS' AND WITHTA WHIRL— m{/f‘&:ué’%m‘ s AND KISSES- MULE SENDS LARRY BACK = ~ "TO HIS | BEST .GIRLY,