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For Self Protection An “Every-Day-Eat-Onions-All-the Time” society is the newest fad in Chicago. It is said tha$'membership is open to all, and is entirely plebeian. Plebeian, however, wouldn’t be our name for it. Reasons for belonging to the society are evidently strong enough, but non-eaters will necessari- ly be under additional expense, that of buying a gas mask. —Open Air Society?— Change of Color We read where a certain Irishman has been executed for the killing of a Black and Tan. Why should colors make that much difference? We re- member when lots of people used to kill Black and White and they appar- ently got away with it. —Got Away With a Lot, Anyway— Law Against Law A woman was recently arrested in New York for shooting at and scar- ing away two burglars who attempted to enter her house in the night. It develops that there is a law in that state, “the Sullivan gun-toting law,” which forbids citizens of the state from owning firearms. And still there is another law which says that the owner or tenant of a house can defend that house against lawless marauders. - That law justifies a per- son in shooting to defend his home when necessary. Nevertheless the - woman was arrested and put under bail for court trial. It would seem that “the burglars are not getting the protection they should get” in New York state. First thing you know, one of those savage house-owners will be killing one of those night vis- itors. —S8-0-M-E Law!— ‘The Royal Taster Dear Twentieth Century: What chance do I stand in maliing the line with this lingo? I suppose it will get by because it isn’t my own: She had a taste for whistling, A taste not quite permissible; But still I didn’t object to. it, The pucker was so kissable. —I. Trydet. —Taste Will Tell— Little Demand Si Draft says: “I've noticed that a business man without pep is like a van of dough without any yeast.” Yes, and like a keg of homebrew without any kick. —Do the Kicking Yourself— Is He Welcome? We notice that soviet Russia may pay. the $15,000 bond for “Big Bill” Haywood ,and if that is right, we ven- ture.to say that Bill may prove mighty costly before he’s through with Russia. Then again, Russia might not be soviet if it had $15,000 to give away. —The Money Is Welcome, Anyway— A List- Anyway Ireland will soon have an election and it is said that the list of candi- dates is coming through. The lists of casualties are coming through ev- ery day. Better mark the list of can- didates “special” so the editors will know which is which. ~—Or Just Send the Number— WILD BIRDS POSSESS STRONG HOME INSTINCT (By United Press) Urbana, Ifk,. . April 26.—The “Home" inctinet is as strong. in birds ag it-is in humans, according to Frank Smith, professor of zoology at the University of Illinols here. Although some birds winter as far south as South America, Professor Smith has found that many of them return to itheir old habitat and sometimes to their criginal nests. The investigation covered several years and extended from Ilinois to Georgia. = Accurate results were as- sured by trapping the birds, placing lleg bands on them and freeing them. A chimney swift caught in a chimney near Cleveland, Ohio, in 1916, was trapped in the same chimney in 1917, Chimney swifts spend their winters in Central America and sometimes further south. Two catbirds caught in' 1916 were re-captured in the eame locale in 1917 and one of the birds was caught again in 1919. A house wren banded in 1915 was caught again in 1916 in the same nest box which it had first ‘housed 1ts brood. Y ly Investigation at Thomasville, Ga., showed song sparrows and myrtle warblers return to their old nests aft- ler a summer sojourn in Canada. Some tinies the birds did not return to itheir winter inomes until two years had passed. TRIPLE ALLIANCE SAID TO BE DEFINITELY SPLIT . (By United Press) London, April 26.—The triple alli- ance, Great Britain’s most powerful labor organization is definitely split, acoording to A. J. Cook, leader of the miner’s union. Cook declared the miners will not return to the alliance until it has been remodeled and reorganized. The split came when railroad and trans- port workers refused to strike and support ‘the miners in wage de- mands. $ MOOSE LODGE TO HOLD MEETING THIS EVENING There wiil Te a mecting of the Mcose Lodge tonight for the trans- action of gen:c:tl bu -3 Matters pettaining to the membership cam- paign and arrangements for the ba- zaar to be held in June will be dis- cusséd. All’ members are requested ‘to be present. There will be no ini- tiaticn tonight, but all having appli- -cations for-initiation will present them, MONDAY'S RESULTS National League e w. Pet. Chicago ted .718 Fittsourg] 750 New York .867 Brooklyn HARRRGROS R I Games Yesterday New York, 1; Brooklyn, 4. Boston, 6; Philadelphia, 7. Pittsburgh, 6; St- Louis, 5. Chicago, 3; Cincinnati, 2. American League Cleveland 727 Washington 70 New York 566 Boston .. Chicago mw&unmqmg _oaspRwel o S < Games Yesterday Philadelphia, 2; Boston, 3. Washington, 5; New York, 3. Detroit, 3; Cleveland, 5. St. Louis at Chicago, postponed. THIS TIME LAST YEAR Frynk Frisch lost to Giants being operated on for appendicitis. Ruth back in game as pinch hit- ter for Yanks after injuring his side. Scott, Red Sox, playing in, 534th consecutive game, knocked a home- run. Scctt started record June 20, 1916. ‘Luderus held former record 533 games. Pratt equalled American league fielding record with 11 aseists, five put outs and no errors. Detroit lost ninth consecutive game. Let Your Faith Be Justified. It's folly to take for granted al that's told you about the straight road. Most of the time you can follow the travel, but where divisions ‘come and the travel Is about evenly divided you are compelled to ask for information or guess. ‘The best way is to. get a «| chart of the route you expect to follow before -you start out. That will give you the general lay out, and full in- structions as to where to find turns and branches.in the road. Then when you ask information you can check up with the authority in your possession. And when you ask information you must be careful to note -the .intelll- gence of the one you talk with, Bee sides, he may never see you again, so he just makes a bold guess and you, by tollowing, will soon be wondering where you are at. Have faith but don't be credulous.—Exchange, Many Forms of Carbon. Conl, charcoal, graphite and dia- monds are different forms of the ele- ment carbon, but the diamond Is crystallized in one way, graphite in another, and charcoal is not crystal- lized at all. Some hard coals contain over 90 per cent carbon. The coke left in the retorts when coal is heat- ed to make gas is, like wood charcoal, an impure amorphous (uncrystallized) *carbon. The purest' amorphous car- bon s made by heating sugar in 2 loosely covered crucible until gas ceases to come off. Splendid Slumber Inducer. Jud Tunkins says that whenever anybody starts to explain the fourth dimension to him he closes his eyes so0 that nothing can-distract his atten- tion. In that way he manages to steal a few minutes' sleep. An Unclimbed Mountain. It has been said that it would take two years to climb Mount Everest, in the Himalayas, the world's highest peak. So far no white man has, won the honor of scaling this snow-clad glant. e tsn’t She the Cutup? Woman Writer—A festive ~ touch ray be imparted to rice croquette by hiding a big raisin in the heart of each.—Boston Transeript. The Indispensable. It is said there are €0 different ways of cooking potatoes, but that fact amounts to nothing if you arve out of salt. To Hang in 3ride’s Kitchen. Motto for cooking school: Forgive us this day our daily bread.—Boston Transcript: | bourd areas totalling about 480,000 5465 | part these areas consist of small tracts 444 |of a few hundred acres, withdrawn Philadelphia Boston .. .364| Cincinnati 333 St. Louis 125 ! ing withdrawn’ from the-former and ~ | ditches, until his spines have speared 0| leaves enough to make him a warm ian Soldiers. The forest reserves held by the Ca- padian federal government and all sit- uated In the West, comprise an arec of approximately 27,500,000 acres, and consist of tracts of land unsuitable for ugriculture which have been.set apart pevmanently for forest production. At the request of the soldier settlement acres were withdrawn from the re- serves In order to be made available for soldier settlement. - For the most from a number of different reserves. Only in the cases of the Riding moun- tain and Porcupine reserves were the areas larger, abouat 220,000 acres be- about 240,000 acres from the latter. Hedgehog’s Sleeping Suit. The hedgehog, on going to sleep for the winter, first rolls about in leafy HEY, WAKE UP! RISE AND SHINE! GET BUSY! DONT BE SLEEPING YOUR L\FE Country Life s Sweet. The best and most hopeful feature in acy people is undoubtedly the in- stinct that leads them to the country to take root there, and not that whlc:‘x sends them flocking-to the town an ; ais Tfie lighter the snow HIDES the more it drifts; and the more friv- Cow hides, No. 1 .. ..... olous the people the more ;hey ‘uxta blown, by one wind or another, into x towns and cities—John Burroughs. gt;rcg]:‘:“’egc% 1., H -~ ‘Horse hides, larg Language of Jars in China. In some parts of China jars are placed on the roof of houses as matri-| Chicago, ~ April 26.—Potato ceipt, 27 cars. Markets steady. Nor-. thern whites, sacked and bulk, 90c to $1.05; new Florida, No. 1, $7.560 to $7.75. No. 2, $4.75 to $5. { its distractions. RS A monial advertisements. A jar turned upside down means that the daughter of the house is too young to marry. A jar laid with its mouth to the street indicates that the maiden is of age. When the girl is married the jar is Bull hides, ‘No. 1, 1b. Kipp hides, No. 1, b, POTATOES / _MARKETS ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FOR SALE—Registered Holstein st ! Korndyke and Pontiac. Backed by | wANTED—Moeition as Thousekeeper'; igood: Tecord. Very gentle.. Hugo| ' ejther out of town or i Hensel, Bemidji, Rte. 2. Phone 5-F-| gingle woman. Writ> or cail Mrs. : i aia&M| Vvan Poll, Fern Lake, Bemmj!]. o WANTED TO BUY—Cook stove and —_— second hand- light wagon. 1018 FOR- SALE—Piano. Phone 837 or Park avenue. 2td4-27| 418 America a 5 ‘Gen. Del. THE' PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS blanket. Then he finds a snug re- treat in the roots of an old tree, curls up, and snoozes until spring. * Snake's' Mesmeric Power. I had. an experience with the mes- meric power of a rattler in southern California which may interest hunt- ers. I was out shooting California quail with a favorite dog of mine, an frish red setter. I missed the dog when walking up a hill and whistled for him. Thinking he must have got a point, T walked back and looked down into the valley, where I saw him setting about 300/ yards off. I thought it was very odd, for there was no. covert there, and it puzzled me, as I kncw there could be no- birds there. So I-walked up:to the dog. When I got about fifty yards off I then ran in, watching him, and when about fifteen yards off I saw ‘a big ratilesnake also swaying his head. I yelled at the dog, who then stepped back, and I shot the rattler, blowing him off the ground.—Letter in The Fleld. vy w.B CUT: Every Respect” . says the Good Judge You get more genuine chew- ing satisfaction from the Real ‘Tobacco Chew than you ever got from the ordinary kind. The good tobacco taste lasts so long—a small chew of this class of tobacco lasts much longer than a big chew of the old kind. That’s why it costs less to use. Auny man wko has used both kinds will tell you that. Put ap in two styles y a long fine-cut tobacco ~ “ RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tcbacco 7 Big Departments Competent man- in charge of each department That is why we can do your work better for a little less TRY US! Automobile & Tractor Department—Ford cars, Ford- - son Tractors. Repair Parts Department. Repair Shop & Machine Shop Department. Tire & Vulcanizing Department—Kelly-Springfield & United States. : Battery Department—Exide Storage Batteries. Radiator Repair Department—Ford Only. Gasoline & Oil Department—Mobile Oils only. . C. W. JEWETT C0., Inc. AUTHORIZE.D FORD SALES AND SERVICE - Telephone 970 41822 Beltrami Ave. “CHAMPIO! CARLOAD N” POTATO MACHINERY <CONSISTING OF . AT PLANTERS—SPRAYERS—DIGGERS SEED POTATO CUTTERS ‘Complete Stock of Extras' STOUGHTON: WAGONS and MANURE SPREADERS—AUTO TRUCKS e e —— Plows, Drags, Discs and.Cultivators Auto Accessories, Auto Oil, Tires, Tubes and etc. 'F. M. PENDERGAST Telephoné l'l-l-'-t_f—or People’s Co-opvernt'in-smr Bemidji, Minn. 3% AUTOGRAPHIC KODAK SPEGIAL ‘Among the features which distinguish the 3A Special Kodak is the Kodak Range Finder. With this little device, so small that it takes up scarcely. any room, the distance to the subject to be photographed may be determined. with such accuracy that the camera is sure to:be-in focus, whether-the distance-is six feet or a hun- dred feet. The operation of the range finder is simplicity itself—merely turning a screw brings the camera into focus with no guess work. The Optimo shutter, with speeds varying from. one second to 1-300 of a second, gives a wide choice of subjects, from still-life to speed- pic- tures. i3 Price—$74.00 - EARLE A. BARKER THIRD STREET - Phone 34 for the Correct Time ’ FOR ‘SALE—1920 Overland Four| touring car. Run 4,000 miles. ‘Reason for seliing, owner wants a sedan. 1f you are looking for. a car that is in perfect condition, fully equipped and priced right, in- quire or write. Bemidjl Auiozg&