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ZAGE 81X T S A . THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER e . FRIDAY EVENING, APRIL 1, 1521 Aw Boss, That Aint no. Way to. Act! - = - — - - e — gty MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL THE i 4 ‘TWENTIETH CENTURY’ i | G'VE UP2 \WELL, THE DI\FFERENCE BETWEEN E HC \ig ! ANEWSPAPER MAN AND A PIG S TMAT THE PIG By Charles Sughroe © Westem Newspaper Unian, ALST WANT T\ TPRING NS ANY Intentional Duplicate Exposure o LIMITED J Fords Are Safe. An organization of women in the| United States is said to be opposed | to automobiling for pleasure on Sun- | day. It's a sure cinch they can’t get| after the Ford owners on that score. | —That’s About All— A la Steamer | 1t is said that coal has dropped fifty cents a ton in Pennsylvania. Even if it has, the chances are that the verification of the drop will not reach this section of the country un-| til navigation has opened again, and will probably be back to its old price again, —It Usually Is— LIVES I WIS _———] PEN AND TME NEWSPAPER LWWES 8Y WS PE! D1 b T VAW WAW! Presto Chango Under a new arrangement, it is| _ reported the styles are to be cabled | from Paris to New York. Then it will | take a zown only a few minutes to go | out o rstyle, while now it takes at | least four or five days. | —Won't That Help?— ) Where Do the Spats Go? e 5 The question has been asked, (0% hides, No. 1. “What does a fly do in winter time?” 21 fitees S0 40 1 What we would rather know is L},‘{’!" o clene oy “What do the goloshes do in the | 0f 8K Mo 10 summer time?” Or where do the [etCohl Cael o spats go? Maybe the baby gets a few. = —You Know Why— Set Them to Thinking “As You Like It” says that wher a man takes a box of candy or a bou- quet home to his wife she sits around and worries for a week for fear he has been up to something. Probably it he doesn't she knows he is down to nothing. —Commonly Called Broke— HIDES .$1.50-§2 POTATUES Chicago, April 1.—Potato receipts, 3 cars. Market steady. Northern tes, sacked and bul $1.10 to .15; Minnesota king . $1; Red River Ohios, $1. ol a sort of millenium, with maximum Opén Compatition privileges and a minimua of ob tions and restrictions. Department stores have found it “We don’t want more liberty, we o ‘l"_"_‘ ece: to play up at- want more money for cur olive cil,” tractive hosiery displays in their win- is"the context of an netual message dews, since they have found so much yocoived by King Constantine in competition on the streets. Not h: ens, shortly afte s returrn to find. either. The (‘nmpfll?lt hard [ Athens, shortly after his | return, ottt ftion 51 iohen ho promised revision of the con- getting higher every d“y' stitution along more democratic —Where to Next?— lines. Alarming Asscrtion hington Herald: says crureties will rin the wempicr. GERMANY 1S DUMPING ion. Smole always has that effect on GOODS lNTO BELGIUM paint. (United Press Staff Correspondent) —Look and See— One Version Bruss (By Maih—In a_for-| . According to some of the fish stor-'mal note addressed to the Belgian| fes already being peddled around in government, the Belgian Federation | contemplation of the coming fishing of Contractors charges Germany with season, a stranger might be lead to perfecting a gigantic system of dump-' eve that he would have to hide ing. This is declared to be so for- behind a tree to bait his hook. —All Right for Suckers— Just to Compromise Did you ever notice that women always pick out a pensive hat o that their hushands will refuse to buy it and then they can compromise on the one they thought they liked the best? —It Is Said They Do— Not Fishing for Fish The time is approaching when those who do not “fish for fish” will L getting out their $20 rod and $20 reel. But they always find it hard to explain to other people that they don’t fish for fish. -—What Do The some very ex- Fish for?-— GRELXS’ LONG DREAM CANNOT BE REALIZED Smyrne, United 1 Minor.— (By Mail to ~Greece may extend her boundar on paper- 0 as to include practically all of the ex-Turk- ish Levant; she may occupy the en- tire coastline of the Acgean and Mar- mora with the active or non- commital assistance of the allies, but the lo d of Hellenization of the ntine empire is a vir- impossibility. _ This is the firm conviction of cn- lightened d unprejudiced Greek and entente officials in Smy: to- day. The situation in the city of Smyrne, for instance, is pointed to an ‘example of what the Greeks ar up against. Smyrne has a popula- tion, roughly estimated, at 350,000. Of this number, fully one-third are pure Turkish. Greeks, Armenians and Jews, evenly divided, make up the other two-thirds, including. of course, the scattering of Europeans and Levantines. With the fatalism of his race, the native Turk h. igned himself to his fate. He re that the Otto- man empire, so far as Smyrne is con- cerned, is no more. He has seen the sultan adually and irrevocably pushed k. back, into Asia the past After ten Years of war, the average Musselman Hewever, he will not He ac- cepts the present state of affairs be- cause it i So far the Greeks are not worried. They have seen the Mohammedans gradual- 1y forced out of Greece, Macedonia, Thrace and Bulgaria. Civilization and the Turk do not . Ina few vears they expect the overflow from old Greece and the islands to crowd out the native. They point to Eng- land’s colonial policics as an example and justify their aspirations under arch of Civil b the Levantine, the renegade the Armenian and the Jew the unassimitable f: i t of the vo~i¢ ) tine alone is enouy urage those who hope to see Smyrna and the Asia Minor coastline become Hellenic again—if it ever was. Non-national and usually multi-racial, the Levantine ow allegiance to no country and refuses to recognize the authority of none. Under the Otto- man rule he was virtually unmolestod Under inter-allied control he expects 5 . ; | the Turk is concerned, able that no industry outside of vy can tight against it unless rapid action are T Germ. determined and taken at once. | It is further charged that the whole financial power of the German |state has been placed at the disposal of German' industry, enabling Ger- man firms to grant the most liberal kind of terms in the way of long time credits. This is protection the Bel- gian contractors declare. This incident arose between the Belgian government and the Belgian Federation of Contractors, when the government recently accepted a Ger- man proposal to supply rolling stock for the Belgian state Iways. Incorporated in the prot a de- |nunciation of governmental policy in ordering German goods at an appar- ent saving of 18,000,000 fr: s when, it is declared, Belgium will, in the long run, stand to lose 21.000,000 francs by reason of unemployment soforth. . The protest de it is a false policy to consider solely and wholly the mere question of lowness of price and quickness of delivery and ma a plea for governmental as for strictly national industries, now suffering from the scarcity of for- cign crders, thereby making local business ail the more valuable. By awarding governmental orders to a forcien country, the protest points out, Begium is deprived of a valuable source of revenue at a time when it is badly needed. PLANTING SAMPLES FOR EXCAVATORS OF FUTURE London.—(By Mail to United ess)—Four thousand years hence perhaps more—some enterprising Vi v dig up a wonderful “find,” showing the customs of the people of this country Whether the excavator digs it up or no, the evidence will be there, be- cause at present quite a number of people are bus; “planting” it. Should the ex. or happen on it, however, he will discover from docu- ments that in the year 1921 a build- ing had been erected in Aldwych by | the Bush Terminal company and with the thoughtful idea of perpetuating the memory of the civilization of the 20th century they had hidden in re- inforced concrete beneth the founda- tions, samples of the contemporary merchandise. A safeity razor will prove to the bearder soldier of 4,000 years hense that t * was a time when menj| v removed all hair from their A bottle of pickles 4,000 ye old may puzzle him some, and there's no t r what he’ll make out of a pre-war continental railway guide. H. G. Wells has been ed to com- pile a list of things to be buried for| the benefit of this far anticipated ex- will believe himself in s cave. i of the Bush Term: company, outlining the scheme, ex- plained that in an ex tion which is made air-tight and water-tight by concrete several feet thick articles mig ithousands of y chest contains all |fr= ed by Wells, the |}Z Cheap Light. Science and Invention describes a re- cent achievement of a French scientist, who 1 successfully tried out in h house a scheme for operating electrie lights without cost. Tvon his water-supply pipe he has fitted a high-speed water turbine, which drives a dynamo, charging a e battery. Lvery time a faucet of water is put to work at loading the battery, which furnishes current for the lights. “It is simply utilizing en- ergy that Is ordinarily wasted,” says { the inventor.—Philadelphia Ledger. Omaha Big Butter Maker, Move than 000,000 worth of but- manufactured in Omaha dur- , aceording to an estimate by ing 14 the i chamber of commerce, members of which report that the clty in Nebr 1 still retains its position as the chief city of this Industry In the United States. The figures on butter production as given by the chamber for recent years show a steady increase since 1914 when the government census showed that the production for that year was $1.840,849. SUNSHINE_____SUNSHINE _ GRINAGER’S Carry-a-Bit—Save-a-Bit ANIHSNAS SUNSHINE Try a Pound of Sunshine| Brand Coffee — It Brings the Smile of Satisfaction| |Sugar, 10 Ibs ... $1.00) Lard, 10 1bs, bulk......$1.69 SUNSHINE ANIHSNAS Palmolive Soap, 12 bars Lenox Soap, 24 bars..$1.00 | Z = Rolled Oats, 3 lbs > 2 Z 12} Campbell’s Beans and o Soups, 3 for .......... 37¢ E Tomatoes Peas 2 for 23(: Corn é 2iCut Wax Beans 7 z g % Galvanic Soap, spe- | |& cial 10 bars ......... 59¢ Peaches Apricots Pineapple 3 for $1.00 Blackberries ' a |Apples, in gallon . 55¢ 4 =) Lippincott’s 8-o0z Cat- é sup, 2 for . 25¢| i Spinach, 215 size Z| « cans, 8 for ............ 33¢| & - 2 wy Strictly Fresh Eggs, =t | a dozen ........... 25¢ é iSalmon, T14-0z can, each Per dozen = | hett é Z |Spaghetti Z = Macaroni 4 for 25¢ & % Whole Dried Peaches, S | ‘21bs for .. Sveiesanss 25¢ Bacon, special, lb...... 27c |Beats All Coffee, 10 | b8 oz $1.89 4 = Complete Line of Feed of|Z 2 All Kinds— 2 Z Flour— Garden Seeds and 2 Hay by the Bale or | Carload. t by preserved for hundreds or| SUNSHINE SUNSHINE e ON W BOSS! ‘W BET HELL TMNK 'NA SNRRY DIFFERENCE! The condition of C. F. Hagaman {of Nymore is reported to be improved. Mr. Hagaman suffered a paralytic stroke recently and was taken to the Northern Pacific hospital at Brain- erd. On Tuesday he was brought back and is now ‘at his home. This is the third stroke Mr. Hagaman has had and his condition is very serious. He is unable to talk and can take very little nourishment. d on in the house the stream ' CLERGYMEN AND YELLOW WAISTCOAT IS QUESTION London. (By Mail to United Press.) —-Should a clerglman wear a.-yellow waistcoat? | This question is vexing the minds {of the Lower House Convocation at | Westminster. | Canon Wood pointed sui that cne lof the evil results of *hz war was that the younger clergy were aban- dening the ordinary distinctive dv At a church gathering not long ago,” he said, I saw a young priest in secular garb with a flaming yellow vaistezat, It excited my amazement. {1t was an outward and visible sign | to failure to recognize that he is a be- ing apart from other men, being a iman of God, not a man of the world.” ! However, according to a number of the younger clergy who expressed their views, a yellow waistcoat can | convert more sinners in a week than an crthodox black coat complete with “pancake” hat and clerical collar can jinfluence in a month. The younger cl are largely men who did their bi France and elsewhere and who {have got to know human nature in- timately through common sufferings. They claim to be able to judge of the psychology of sinners by mingling with them as “‘man to man,” regard- less of garb, than by donning the black and pious air which more often than not scares would-be penitents away. Many present day clergymen say that some of their best work is ef- fected by going into saloons and talk- ing with their recalcitrant flock over a good, honest glass of beer. ADDITIONAL WANT ADS 3| FOR SALE—Timothy seed. I have abeut 30 sacks. For 10c per pound. Sacks free in 100 pound lots. 9¢ per pound in 100 pounds lots it veu furnish your own sack. Carl Opsata, phone 4-F-2, Rte. 2, box| 27, 6t4-7 17 Jewel, Extra- Thin Chesterfield. in beautiful and accu- rate watch at its price of $40 (less allowance on your watch). gold filled case guar- anteed for 20 years. An exceptionally Trade In Your 01d Watch ! Get A New South Bend ‘ Watch No longer any reason why you shoqld carry a watch that doesn’t measure up to your highest ideals of accuracy and beauty. Now you can own a handsome late _modgl South Bend Watch without scrapping your old timepiece. All you i need do is to bring your watch here and trade it in on any South Bend Watch in our store. We’ll allow you a lib- eral price for the old watch and sell you the new one at the standard price. No extra charges of any kind. No delay waiting to sell your watch. THE GREATEST OPPORTUNITY EVER OFFERED TO WATCH BUYERS This is an offer of almost unheard of liberality. We can extend it to only a limited number of buyers. The first ones who call will be the ones who get the benefit of it and we reserve the right to cancel the offer at any time without notice. Remember, this applies to any South Bend Watch in our stock. Railroad watchesy Handsome, Extra-Thin 12 size Chesterfields; 16 size commercial grades—15, 1‘7, 19 or 21 jewel. Any grade case; enamel, metal or luminous dials.” We are limiting the offer to South Bend Watches because we are featuring “South Bends.” We have found them unexcelled for beauty and accuracy and we war_lt to get hundreds more of them into the pockets of men in this vicinity for the advertising value to this store. THE CHANCE OF A LIFE-TIME We have never made such an offer before. We may never repeat it. Now is your chance to get rid of your present watch at a fair value and own a watch that you will be proud to carry. | To be sure of getting in on this limited time You MuStoffer you must take advantage of it quickly. 3 Come in today and let us make you a price Act Quic Geo.T. Baker & Co. The HALLMARK Store | Bemidji, Minn. OUR SPECIAL THIS WEEK IS PLUM PUDDING and WHITE HOUSE a two-layeriFruit Brick Langdon’s Sanitary Ice Cream is sold by all leading confectioneries in the city Langdon Mfg.. Company CLIFFORD’S WEEKLY SPECIALS Flour, 98-1b sack . ... .$4.90 Satisfaction Guaranteed Rice, large clean kernels, 3 lbs. . . Crackers, in caddies, perlb ... ... Libby’s Milk, small can, 4 for ....... Libby’s Roast Beef, 12-0z size, per can. Veribest Apricots, in heavy syrup, No. - 2 cans,percan. . ....25c; 2 cans for 45c Rosedale Peaches, large cans, 3 cans. . $1.00 Blue Label Strawberry and Raspberry Jam, 16-0z jar,perjar ........... 43¢ Catsup, 16-oz bottles-.............. 25¢ Quart cans Pure Apple Cider, per can. 20:: Whole Peaches, dried, perlb ........ 14c Quart Mason Jars of Honey .. .. 80c Douglas Cooking Oil, quart jars..... 65¢ Half gallon ...................$1.25 Compound in 4-lb pails ........ Large Picnic Hams, perlb ....... Kalsomine, in5-b packages, white, package .................... 25¢ 16¢ 25¢ 23c 15¢ Colors, a package ... . Floor Varnish, per gallon Floor Varnish, per quart . Brooms, each .......... Clifford &