Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 5, 1921, Page 6

After the Battle #The world will little note nor long remember” what a struggle Twentieth | Century had yesterday in order to get in its usual ‘place. The fact that| Harding ate waffles and syrup for| breakfast and wore a certain cut of | overcoat at the inaugura) seemed to hold more weight with the make- up man than this colyumn. Evident- 1y he has read the cotymun some time or other. —But It’s Here Today— Proceed With Care Thé Minneapolis Tribune says that | ninety per cent of the runaway hus-| hands and wife deserters are blue-! eyed blondes. Do be careful, girls! —Don’t Be Hasty— - Getting His Goat 7 “Trying to Get Landis’ Goat,” says a headline. It apparently will take| two session of congress to do it, and in the meantime we’re just wonder- ing what job he’ll hang onto, if he| lets go of either. —Don’t Drop the Ball— Dividing Returns | « Martin Dunn, well Inown propri-;gfi}’("s‘l‘{‘i“l’?.’g,‘{)“‘ll'llc’ etor of the “Third. Street,” has m“defr)eacons e’nch‘ ’. Twentieth Century an offer which:“m,Se hides, large. does not meet with' its approval at all. | il Dun wants to go into partnership| with T. C. after his busy time is over, { he taking the credit and the origina- tor of the colyunn taking what's left, namely, criticism. —Go Sling Your Hash— : Picturesk | 7 s i HIDES Cow hides, No. 1. .. Bull hides, No. 1, 1b. $2.50-$3.50 POTATOES: } Chicago, March 5.—Potato receipts ’r.cven cars. Market weaker. Nor- {thern whites sacked, $1.20 to $1.35. WEEKLY MARKETGRAM {(U. S. Bureau of Markets) { Washington, D. C. For week end- ing March 2nd, 1921. Fruits and Vegetables—Sacked !round whites, potatoes up 10 cents | per 100 pounds at northern shipping | stations, rcaching $1-to $1.08. Chi- | cago carlot market held last week’s i recovery, closing about 25 cents | above the season’s low point at $1.20 |to $1.30. Round whites up 15 cents to 20 cents Western Néw York sta- , | ticns _closing around’ $1.10 sacked. L : | Grain.—Market unsettled during APPSR AN ? | the week and-easily offered. Prices The above is an imaginery picture ‘ :i;‘:;’"g:.:zn [r,',',?tp;{m‘f.‘e&n):ne::m, of the Black Sea taken at midnight!smcf{ market ~ February 24. On shortly prior to a storm. Well, if it| March second a stronger undertone isn’t black, why do we call it Black? | developed on unfavorable European Isn’t Red Lake red—with Indians. | political reports. Fluogs reported & in Austria; drouth in India. Acreage AR Love Mauima t= | reported 4,000,000 less than year Well, He Woke Up 4 4 ago. Seaboard after corn and took| “Father went to bed feeling well, 200,000 bushels at _Chlcngo_on the and the next morning woke up dead.” | second. _Minneapolis flour trade —Health Culture Magazine. slow. Kwmgas City milling/and ex- Well, anyway, he woke up. Prol- port demand good. For lhe. :lveek, ably slept well. Another case whera | ;‘Ih[;:%) ’A‘:‘l"&l;y ‘Z;fifls/.féz:: nf /;0%! death was apparently not ant ipated. | 00 " Minneapolis Muy wheat down —Well, He Died— [3% cents at $1.53%: Kansas City Other Cranks !May %-cent at $1.564%; Winnipeg - & 51 Apparently Ford cranks are not the Mnl{[v:e%stogli in:{dee'nls_A gener- g;‘rlsfisli(tlz‘l‘g :zrcr:;]:,?t;?n‘; meioiox:l;;ully upward trend was in uvll(‘leuc; in L g *nice t dur- Island man reteiv_ed a bquen wr_isl;::‘l; S‘nelc;,lgzt l:::e,f_tuc}l;ng;n:(fi,anced, :}r: om“‘fer‘;e‘i‘:{ while cranking an ice{7p¢ to §5¢ per 100 pounds. Fat creal ; | 5 And 4 news item in another | 124y D e e oo golumn "“l:"Nf‘,““lr “’.f'“":'_}' f’?"“'l(“:;lxl]ly changed.. ‘Butcher cattle, how- Gl nthe|eyer, were 50c to 75c higher and Q. crants | feeder steers firm to a quarter higher. —Cranks Hard in Cold Weather— | March 2, Chicago prices: Hogs, lsul(kl : of sales $9.90 to $10.85; medium an Diplomacy |good beef steers $8.65 to $10.25; butcher cows and heifers, §5 to $10; feeder steers, $7.25 to $9.25; light| Speaking of diplumucy, we think the iman who tells you that' you should | SONNY, \SNY 1Y ABOUT TINE YOU 0\D A LIYTLE huva taken part in the dog derby at The Pas, Manitoba instead of calling ) it plain dog, wins the cane bot- tom bath tub. . —That’s Tact— Atlas Holds the Record Reports have it that the recent and still prevalent period of crime wave is the worst ever experienced by the world. Well, now, where does Atlas| come in? IHe fs said to have held up| the whole world. i | —Don’t You Remember?— \ Floating Alone Here's a_funny one. “This is the! first time England has been able to float alone in the United States.” If| England wants to float wholly within| the United States we suggest placing| her on Red lake, it being the largest! Body of water wholly within a state.| —*“Sink or Swim”— Low Cost of Loving Hiram had been giving his wife his weekly pay envelope regularly, un- til one Saturday night he was ten! cents shy. | “What have you done with the dime?” demanded Maggie. “Oh, I bought a cigar with it.” “Look here ,now, Hiram, don’t you| | yearlings $7 to $9.50; fmay and medium weight veal ¢alves, $10 to $13.25; fat lambs, $8.25 to $10.- 90; feeding lambs at $7.50 to $9; fat ewes $5.25 to $7 Eastern wholesale fresh meat markets were generally higher than a week ago. Beef and mutton up $1 tp $I; veal $2 per 100 pounds. Lamb and pork loins steady to $1 higher. March 2 prices good grade meat: 23; lamb $18 to $22; mutton $12 | 3 light pork loins $22 to $25; y loins $16 to $20. ! Reading Man's Mind. Ry watching a man’s actions one can (el as plainly what Is going on in his mind as a person can read a page of print, according to Dr.- Henry Caines IHawn, who Is conducting a course of lectures at the chamber of commerce on the Kansas side. “Tell me the boyhood ambition of a man and I ecan tell you much of his char- acter and desires,” he sald. “He may never have reulized thiit ambition, ave spent his life in a far differ- ent business gnd met with success there, but his boyhood ambition tells fhe way likes the Beef, $16 to $17.50; veal $20 | his tastes run and he still | ame things he admired then. | WORK?Z WHY, “TUAT'S ALL | DONY WORK?R PUT ONE OVER ON BUTCHER Incident Proves That Art of Shopping Has Not Been Aitogether Thrown in Discard. A dignified-looking woman stepped up to a showeasg in the meat market, and- after she had bought several pleces of meat, she asked: “Have you any shinbone that I could use for soup stock?’ “Just the thing,” responded the obliging clerk as he took' up a long shinbone and knuckle and balanced it on his left hand. x “What is it worth?” asked the ‘woman. \ “Just a half-dollar,” said he. “It {8 such a large piece, wéuld you mind cutting it at the joint?” “Sure, I will,” he replied. After cutting off the large knuckle he again balanced the long, slim shin- bone on his hand and said: “You may have this for 40 cents.” The woman looked at the piece for a moment, then at the knuckle and maid: . “Is that plece you cut off worth only 10 cents?” The. clerk hesitatingly replied: “Yes, madam.” “All right,” sald the woman, “I'll take that knuckle.” The clerk waited a moment, looked at the woman, then actually laughed aloud. But he was game and will- ingly wrapped up the 10-cent soup boue. - NO WONDER THEY LAUGHED American Soldier in Paris Had Made a Small Mistake in Copying the Street Name. During the war, while I was on leave of absence in Paris, relates a re- | turned soldier, I decided to take a walk alone. I thought it advisable to copy down the name of the street in which I was staying, so I wrote down some words printed on the sidewalk. When I was ready to return I found that I could not locate the street where my hotel was, so I approached a woman, showed her what I had writ- ten in my book, and tried to learn from her where the place was. She laughed and said something in French, which, of course, I did not under- stand, and passed on. A number of times I did the same thing, and every' one I stopped laughed, and passed on until a man said in English, “What is it you want?” Delighted to find that I had distov- ered one person who spoke English, I gald, “That is the name of the street where I am staying, and I am lost. Will you please direct me?” “You haven't written down a street sald the map, “but ‘post no Skidding Is Overcome. Attention is called in a circular re- port from Sydney, Australia, to a new fovention 'of a front-drive vehicle | which entirely prevents skidding. A | test over 16,000 miles of rough road has been made, it is claimed, with no signs of wear. The front wheels are pivoted in the center, which enables the steering of the car with much greater _ease than_in_the rear-wheel- | | | | DO NOTHIN' ELSE dr hine. attached to an old worn British gar which, prior to-the attachment of the device, weighed 32 cwt., with a speed of thirty-eight miles an hour traveling fifteen miles on one gallon of gasoline, After alteration and application of the front drive device, the car weighs 35 cwt., has a speed of forty-five miles an hour and will go,seventeen and one- | half miles on a single gallon of gaso- line, ) ; Tuberculosis in France. That of 368 antituberculosis dis- pensaries in France only ten per cent are sitpated in Paris was hailed as a “happy omen” at the second interna- tional conference. Only a few organ- izations were actively engaged in anti- tuberculosis work in France before the war. Today, largely through the activity of the Rockefeller Founda: tion, In addition to the ‘dlspensuries[ mentioned, there are 10,000 sanitarium beds for tuberculous patients; many hospitals have provided isolation wards; the boarding out of anaemic children in rural_homes has been or- ganized on a large scale, and there is national co-operation of all the agen- cles concerned. \ British Soldiers and New Roads. Some seven and a half million dol- lars’ weorth of new road construction has been taken in hand by various British cities to provide work for the unemployed. According to a report of the British Information service of the Bankers’ Trust company, the ministry of transportation, contributes one-half of the cost—probgbly out of funds ac- cumulated for that purpose for many years by the development commission —and lends to the municipalities the other half for five years, repayable in | annual instaliments, Ix-service men, after due registrition at a labor ex- change, receive preference among ui\ plicapts. Unquestioning Admirer, “Are you an admirer of Jeffersonian simplicity?” “I am,” {eplled Senator Sorghum. “] don't know exactly what it is; but 1 admire anything that can command so much public approval and political influence.” SUBSCRIBE FOR THE DAILY PIONEER WIRES OLD SCHOOL FOR BANK STENO One ot the first things F. S. -Dundas did when elected cashier of the Security State Bank, Fairview, Mont., was to wire Dakota Bus- incss College, Fargo, N. D., for'a capable stenographer-bookkeeper.. Mr. Dundas was himself a pupil of this old-established school which has graduates in nearly 600 banks. Over . 200 ex-pupils have ‘become bank executives. ' Big firms in all lines prefer Dakota-trained employes. “‘Follow the Succe$gful.”” Write F. L. Watkins, Pres.; 806 Front St., Fargo, N. D. Ask whatis gaine ed by enrolling for Spring Term Order for Your lie to me. , I know what you're doing,/(io into a courfroom and watch the and now I'm gonvinced you are keep-|two Inwyers opposing ench other and ing another woman.” ~Sunday Dinner —Tind 2 Good Joke— At the Post-mortem A headline in a New York paper tells us “Air Officer Found Dead Ad-| mitted Wife-Beating.” Must have| been a post-mortem statement. —Thank You, that’s All— | DANNENBERG SECURES FACTS CONCERNING TALKING MALA__]lY} Doctor A. Dannenberg, chiroprac-| tor of this Gity, has secured the copy-| right release for the use of the page advertisement of Miriam Rubin, the young girl ho fe!l vietim to the ng malady at Waukegan, for 212 vas balfled She chatted continually hoursand medical =oi in an aticmp. o ¢ the strange disease. Dr. Paul Berger, a chiro- practor of Waukegan, was called in and adjusted the vertebrae in the! child’s spinal column. which restored her to normal health. | In this issue appears a full page advertisement by Dr. Dannenberg! which | gives” in detail the case in question, y won solid ground.™ you can_soon tell by the way they are questioning which fears for the safety of the case and which thinks himself Kansas City Star. Had Equally Wrong Ideas. A village barytone condemned one of the most famous singers of the day because he was afrald to hold a high note and left it almost as soon as he took it. The art of the great | singet in using his volce to interpret | the composition did not appeal to the local barytone who made usé of com- poeitions to display ' his voice. He wns judging in the same way as the | editor of the newspaper who looked for an interesting story in a work | on singing and who was unaware that those who wanted to fmprove thelr singing were interested in being in- structed.—New York Sun. Jud Tunkins, Jud Tunkins says that for practical purposes a philosopher and a student 1sn't near as much practical use in so- clety as a person that plays a fair game of bridge. A Brick of Langdon’s Sanitary Ice Cream vOur Special*Tomorrow Is a Two Layer Brick Plum Pudding and Fruit Salad This is one of the most deli- cious creams frozen, and.is on sale at all leading con- fectioneries in city. LANGDON M'F'G. CO. You may hdve been wearing the wrong corset all your life without knowing it But never without suffering from it in appearance. health, :cmpcr—or all three. 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Notify the committee or call 844 if you are entering a display in the contest. ‘ : AMERICAN LEGION BOXING COMMITTEE, ’ Ralph Lycan, Chairman.