Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 1, 1921, Page 5

| | TUESDAY EVENING, MARCH 1, 1353 YHE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER Gas Buggies—Did it ever happen to you? TRY TURNING ‘ROUND ) ONCE MORE'N THEN WE'LL GO HOME -1TS LATE AND IM TIRED- NEED A Goop i HINK I'M I dbvening, Fairy Tale "~ SYLRY GRAAN BONNER HELEN LIONESS. “I'm Ilelen, the lioness, an I : E 10, lloness, jand I have { looking ones, foRhit will do Mother |. cubs that are two years old and I have cubs that are only a year old. “I have three cubs that are two | years old and two cubs that are a year old. “Isn’t that an interesting fact? You -see I have one more cub than the number of years old the cubs are. 1 have two one year old cubs and three | two vear old cubs.” “That would be all right,” said Ak- bar, the lion, “if they wouldn't get any older. You see they will get older as time goes on. It's a habit creatures have, and they never have seemed to have lost the habit. “They will be three years old and there will be three of them who are | that old and then the two who are a year old now will soon grow to be two years old. & Such will be the way,,it will go. “Ihen the two cubs who are now ! a year old will grow to be not only | two years.old but three years old. | Do you see?” “Ab, yes,” sald Helen, the lioness, “only 1 was thinking that for the time being it Is nice to think of the two cubs wlo are only a year old and of the three cubs who are two years ; old.” “That is-all right,” sald Akbar, “if youn only talk. of..their.- being these ages for the time heing.” “How old are you, Akbar?” asked Helen, the lioness. “I've forgotten your age, “And brother?” : #1,” said Akbar, “am eight years old, and my brother Timur ‘is six | years old. He has his mane now. His mane was full sized last year when he Jhad reached &is fifth birthday. “Timur is getting to be a blg fel- | low. IIe is going to beat me in size | I do believe, “Yes, he Is getting to be enormous. Ile is going to be as big a lion as there is in the zoo. I've always been con- sidered a great big fellow. But Timur is going to heat me in size as I said before, Aren't you Timur Timur turned his beautiful head with its perfect mane, and gave, a | Tow roar. “Yes, I shall gtow to be bigger than you. I am ecatching up with you quickly in my size. And 1 feel very proud to think that I am growing to be so biz. I thought mo one could be as large as Akbar., But | they were' still qu how old .is Timur, youri “How Old Are You?” though I shall be larger in size I will uever be so famous.” “And there is one more thing,” said ar, “though you may sgrow and v and though you may gei bic- ou will never be able to caich th me in one thing.” t ix that?” asked Timur. u can pever catch up to my age. You will always b 0 years younger then T am. That is one thing you canuot beat me on!” Just then the keeper passed by. He W _talking of Timur and Akbar. “They s,” he said, “and younger. But much large We thought the largest lion we would ever see here, but Timur began to beat him in size when hLe was. four years old when he had his growth Timur is two year his beautiful ma it the age of fi zood « e But I don't s the s » rowlize yet Akhs in N Tie ALL RIGHT- BUT DONT Y0 DOING FINE ? + him. | tist. | of feeling lonesome.—Boston Tran- IMayor..... LOUISE LP IN THE COUNTRY- TUST LOVE \\ N ~ AFTER.IVE_PRACTICED A LITTLE IM GOING A way CANT ~ou RIGHT INTO HIGH A _ %%%; O > Lasad i | a8 e Wa we we: 10 never properly measure, “But gy Wetknow and we know too | | that he:cannever:beat me in age g But Helen'Ligness was talking to "the three littleieubs who were two rears old_and-the two little cubs who were ongiyear ofl. Theré were three | little boy”cubs among them., o4 “Myl lovely liftle ssons,” she sald, | “grow "yp to -be. bigger than either . Akbar of-Timur: . Grow to be the big- gost ljons- in 1} | Helen Lioness a:great deal of goo: it will yak &g véry happy.”/ And the JiM1&:dubs lookea at Mother. | Helen Liones: 14 smiled slecpily for young. | RIDDLES, 7 What bird of passage cin lift the heaviest:weight? A traveling crane. P Why is the letter A like honey- suckle? Because a B always follows it. . Convicted by the Bible. Law founded on the Bible is good enongh for Mayor Gilmore of Morgan- town, W. A loc n charged with not hav- ing the tail light burning on his auto- mobile-was arraigned before the may- or, who assessed a fine of $3. The ‘accused protested, said it was a poor law under which he was fined and that he did npt think it would hold water in court. and-the wildest }~ The mayor declared any law found- ed on the Bible was good enotgh fori The defendant xaid he couldn't; see where a tall light had anything to -dd with the Bible. - The mayor looked, pityingly at the accused, and said: | “Do you remember the tale about | the ten virgins, five of whom had lights | and five of whom didw't? Well, if you do, you will remember that the Lord wouldn't have anything to do with the five without lights, and neither will| this court.” An All-British Bird. h The red grouse—probably the most sporting”’ bird “that fliecs—has never been known to nest outside the limits of the British Isles. This bird flour- ishes in every Scottish county and in most counties of Ireland and W: In Engls far south as Derbyshire, all attempts to stock more southern districts, even when apparently suitable for the pur- pose, having proved failures, though some grouse survived for quite a long time after such an experiment in the Thetford district. “A cubic inch of air often contains a million microbes,” declares a scien- And yet some people complain | seript. | Special Equipment for ‘Desert, | Tocomotives and cars have been! built for the French railroad in the Sahara that are specially designed to withstand . the force and cutting ef- fect of sandstorms. COUNTY DIRECTORY | County Auditor A. D. Johnson Treasurer. ... ..Earl_Geil Reg. of Deeds. . ...Chas. Mcon .Fred Rhoda Sheriff . Judge of Probate. . County Attorney....G. M. Torrance Supt. of Schools. .J. Ci McGhee | Coroner. ... .H. N. McKee Surveyor. . R. K. Bliler| County Agent. ...D. C. Dvoracek ! COUNTY COMMISSIONERS 1st. District, ..;maward Paulson | 2d District. . Hans B. Imsdahl 3rd District. . .Samuel Ellis 4th District ‘Wm. Lennon 5th District. .J. F. Hayes CITY DIRECTORY .L. F. Johnson Gao. W. Rhea ..Geo. Stein | Thos. Bailey arles Daiiey | Treasurer. . Fire Chief..... City Engineer and ‘Water Dept.......E. J. Bourgeols First Ward— A. M. Bagley, E. D. Boyce. » {Second Ward— A. T. Carlson, A. B. Palmer. Third Ward— B. \W. Cocper, H. Carver. 4 | Fourth Ward— P. Barnell, N. McKinnon. Fiftk. Ward— already bt | H. Bridgeman, J. E Hayward. At Large— Chas. Vandersiuis | WANTEDManager for the ,\\\\\L ol 7 y (LASSIFIED DEPARTNENT for at time of insertion will be charged for at ONE CENT a word, and then only to those having open accounts on - -our books, No ad taken fo'r less than twenty:five cents. When other methods fail try a Pioneer want advertisement. SHIFT. FROM LOW TO SLEEP . % 7 / A I3 insertions 0 T Advertisements in this column cost ONE CENT per word for FIRST INSERTION and HALF CENT per word for subsequent consecutive of same copy. Casn must accompany copy. Ads not paid by Beck Naw Fra Fesures) l BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL DOCTORS DRS. JCHNSON & BORRESON Fhysicians, and Surgeons Bemidji, Minn. A. V."GARLOCK, M. D. iy c--Ear—Nost—Throat Fyc- Glasses Fitted SPECIALIST ' | ! DR. E. H. SMITH Physician and Surgeon Office Security Bank Block DRS."GILMORE & McCANN Physicians and Surgeons Office Miles Block DR. H. A. NORTHROP Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Ibertson Blk. Office Phone 153-W WARTID. totel. 6t3-2 W ANTED—Cook ~at 1 Solway, o FOR 'WOOD SAWING.—Phone 629-J. 0 W Qlson. Lo 12td Smith WANTED--To rent, 5 ar 6 room modern hause about May Ist. Ad- dress Box 576, Bemidji. WANTED—Work as janitor or fire- man; any odd joos. W, T. Sterrett, Hotel ‘Remore. - Telephone 202-J. 3t8-2 WANTED TO LET—Log and bolt | hauling job at Turtle River. Will give premium to good men. R. J. Opsabhl, 3t3-2 | WANTED TO RENT—in desirable location, unfurnished house for man and wife. Address “House’ care Pioneer. « 73d3-3 MARRIED MAN WANTS steady work for spring and summer months. Write H. L. Davis, Be- midji, Minn. R. F. D No. 2. 4t3-4 | | MAN OR WOMAN wanted, salary $36, full time, 76¢ an hour spare time, selling guaranteed hosiery to wearer. Experience unnecessary. | Guaranteed Mills, Morristown, Pa. 10tWed3-16 i HELP WANTED—MALE Bel- trami Land Clearing association. One who has had experience in handling all kinds of dynamite and land clearing machinery and good organizer. State salary wanted and file application and recommenda- tions with A. A. Warfield, secre- tary, Bemidji, Minn. Action will he taken at their mext meeting| which will be held March 2, 1921. Apply in person or in writing. 2-21tf 'HELP WANTED—FEMALE | | WANTED—Dining room girl at Kel- | liher Cafe. WANTED_Dining room help, Third | 5t3-2 Street Cafe. 2-28tf} WANTED_Girl at cigar stand, Markham Hotel. 2t3-1 WANTED—Stenographer to work afternoons. Call Pioneer. $2.50 PER DAY paid one lady in each town to distribute free eir- culars for Economy Non-Alcoholic flavoring. Permanent position. F. E. Barr Co., Chicago. 1t3-1 PUSUUSUT e FOR RENT ~mmmnmin FOR RENT—Two modern furnished front rooms. Inquire at 6th ~=~d Lake Blvd. 3t3-2 FOR RENT—Front room, strictly modern, for gentleman, 520 Bel- trami avenue. 2t3-1 FOR RENT-—Front room for office in Ibertson block. Inquire of M. E. Ibertson. 2-15tf THE WEST HOTEL MINNEAPOLIS MINNESOTA Following the downward trend in prices is now offering rooms at $1.75 to $2.25 L “ FOR SALE FOR 5:\LE—EI|‘ID'.;- Hour sacks at Ganter’s Bakery..'; 12-4tf FOR SALE—Genulne white reed baby buggy, nearly new. Phone 722 2-2811 FOR SALE—5-passenger car, $375. Wil}y demonstrate. Electric lights | and-starter. Call 364-J. 6t3-2 FOR SALE—One bay horse, 4 years old, weight about 1,250. See Clif- ford’s warehouseman: 6t3-5 FOR SALE_25 black Lnngshnngl chickens, thoroughbred, seven months old, are now laying, price $2 each. 1 will be at Sunshine Store Saturday, March 5. Jos. La- Douceur. i 6t3-4 DYNAMITE—All tayi:ers wishing to obtain their dynamite at wholesale for clearing their Iand this coming summer are requested to leave the amount of dynamite they will need at any one of the following places: Beltrami County Agent, any bank or A. A. Warfield, secretary of the Beltrami County Land Clearing as- sociation. File /the amount you will need at ance¢'so that we can get the first car stdTted. 2-21tf FOR SALE—FARM l FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE—tor city property, improved 80-acre farm, three-miles from town. P. 0. box 113 or phone 14-F-13. b6t3-5 .OTS O] FARMS—Let us sell you, one Come to our office and look ' aver our hargain stgne Willite & ' Olson, the land men. 1-1tf FOR ANY KIND of a buy, sale or ex-| change in real estate or personnli property, see Tess Baudette of the Northern Minnesota Real Esmgel Exchange, 214 Beltrami avenue. Phone 68. 1mon3-1 T T S ————— s THE , ENTERPRISE CAFE —NOW OPEN— Day and Night Service 112 THIRD STREET Meals at all Hours 1 have taken over all interests of Mr. Everson and will now operate the cafe under my own name. \ yonr Patronage Will Be Appreciated. E. L. PATTERSON PROPRIETOR 0.W. SIEVERT ROOFINS CO. 119 MINNFSOTA AVE. | We Build Your Roof for Less || We Handle The | STANDARD ROOFING | Considered the Best Asbestos Pipe Covering Asbestos Shingles ! Asbestos Lumber Wall Board Rubber Mattings We Make Rubber Mats to Order WE PUT ON ROOFS || —without bath $2.50 to $6.00 —with bath Moderate priced Cafe in connection. “————-— - || lutely water-tight for from five to i We Repair Leaky Roofs —and guarantee them to be abso- fifteen years. Ask to see our Guaranteed Asphalt Shingles—for homes. Building Material | 980 LOTS Or, HOUSES—Let us sell you! !‘one. " (Come to our office and see our bargain signs Willits & Oison. the land men. ¢ 1-1tL MASONS Bemidji _ Lodge 233, A. F. & A. M., meets every Wednesday eve- LOST AND FOUND LOST—BIlack leather purse contain- taining $18 in bills, small change and two keys between Rex theater v and Schwandt's store Saturday ning at the Ma- night. Finder leave at Pioneer for | sonic Temlp. reward. 2t3-1 | cordially invited. | March 2nd Stated Communication Work in First Degree P T SR TRy Here’s good advice worth This excellent slogan is rec- ommended for the use of members of the Photogra- phers’ Association of Amer-l ica, of which we have been a member for several years. RICH PORTRAIT STUDIO Phone 570-W 29 Tenth St. Fine Portraits at Fair Prices Best Kodak Finishing at Lowest Rates BROTHERHOOD vested. is doing a noble work. .any of the followin Dictator. BEMIDJI FLORAL CO. Visiting Brethren taking: G. A. Walker, Sec. “Be Photographed This Year G. M. Palmer, W, M on Your Birthday” - | The precepts and teachings of the L. 0. 0. M. emphasize strong- ly the brotherhood of man and the fatherhood of God. It demon- strates both in a practical manner. The social, fraternal, disability, sick and funeral benefits bring un- equalled returns for the money in- || The wonderful children’s home at Mooseheart, 111., which prepares boys and girls for their life work, Open charter for only another month. Half regular initiation fee. Get an application blank now from W. Harnwell C. R. SANBORN, M. D. PliY!lC]AN AND SURGEON ) Office Miles Block ‘House Phone 449 Office Phone 55 DR. A. DANNENBERG CHIROPRACTOR Hours—10 to 12 a. m.—1:30 to § Other Hours By Appointment Phone 401-W Calls Made' First Nat'l Bank Blg., Bemidji 7 —— e DR. E. A. SHANNON, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Office in Mayo Block Phone 396 Res. Phone 397 DRS., MARCUM & McADORY Physicians and Surgeons Barker Building Hours: 11-12 a. m.—3-5 p. m. Phones: Office 802—Res. 211 DENTISTS e e e e e e L L LV VUV DR. J. W. DIEDRICH Dentist Office: O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phones: Office 376-W. Res. 376-R Vice-Dictat . 'I. Davig CHOICE Past-Dictato X h{?le‘r DDR. G. l:l P:Lglgk Secretary. B. Hoyt ti i CUT FLOWERS AND ||| Tresaure I e e PLANTS Sergeant-at-Arm 2 N emidji Minn. Artistic Designs PROMPT ATTENTION T VETERINARIANS GIVEN TO MAIL ORDERS 1st & 3rd Tuesdays || ~~~~r~nr Bemidji, Minn. MOOSE HALL New Kaplan Building Phene 418 Plumbing Heating Robert J. Russell 315 Minnesota Ave. Phones 620—620-R FOR WARM CARS and Reasonable Rates Call WARD BROS. 77 PHONE 77 Day or Night—We Are at Your Service H. J. BOHN Painter and Paperhanger Kalsomining All Work Guaranteed Phone 872 LEARN A GOOD TRADE We teach the Barber trade to men and women, young and old. Good salaries and big commissions are being paid to our graduadtes. Posi- tions and locations furnished FREE. Write or call for FREE convincing literature, catalog and HE magnificent character of our equipage ap- peals to those who hair-cutting chart. apprecidte real worth. We offer TWIN CITY BARBER our knowledge to COLLEGE those in nced of . P our services. You . 204 Hennepin Ave. can feel confident Minneapolis inn. that we will treat you fairly. Minn. Ave. & 3rd St. DENISON & BURGESS VETERINARIANS Bemidji, Minn. BUSINESS E. M. SATHRE Buys Small Houses for Cash and Sells Them on Small Monthly Paymen_h !| D. H. FISK, Attorney at Law Office: Northern Nat'l Bank Bldg. Phone 131. Collections & Specialty 02 G DRY CLEANING Clothes Cleaners for Men, Women and Children FIRE INSURANCE REAL ESTATE ' REYNOLDS & WINTER 212 Beltrami Avenue Phone 144 HUFFMAN & O’LEARY FURNITUREAND T, MINN. WANTED 5 T Carpet and Rug Weaving || |18 E. [PE 1 |FUNERAL MRS. B. EDWARDS il UNDERTAKIN Phone 40 F 24 Star Route R R BEMIDJI | UNDERTAKING H. N. M’KEE Funeral Director -PHONE—178-W or R S