Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 4, 1915, Page 7

Builds Sturdy Bodies OME mothers feed their children Creamettes three times a day. This new more tender macaroni product is the ideal substitute for meat. The ordinary macaroni, as you know, takes from 30 to 36 minutes to cook. Creamettes cooks to a delicious tenderness in from § to 8 minutes. Creamettes is made from the creamy parts of Durum wheat and has a rich new flavor all its own. Try it with cheese, with ham, with tomatoes, ‘with bacon, or with nuts. 4 MOTHER’S MACARONI CO., fé‘}i}” : MINNEAPOLIS 2% y = Also makers of Mother’s Macaron, G = Mother's Vermicelii, Mother’s Spaghett < g ' and Mother’s Egg Noodles. Look for the package with the Creamette Cook. QOur Steaks Are Fine We justly claim that our ] steaks are the best that can be bought for the price. This may not convince you. But we feel sure that a trial will do so. Step in personally and let us show you how we do business on the fair and square basis. Troppman's Department Store Exmouth, Devon, England, holds England, Reports from Berlin say the Ger- man government has established a|the recruiting record for gchool for blind soldiers where they|1,1000 of the male population of 4,- 1000 having donned the khaki. will learn the art of massaging. HUGH A, WHITNEY Furniture —eand—— Undertaking I am now prepared to take care of your needs in the undertaking line 1. 0. 0. F. Bldg. PHONES: 223 Res. 719-W, BEMIDJI A4 Ice cream is the ideal food for hot weather. So easy to digest that it requires hardly any of your energy. Cooling to your stomach. Delightful to your taste. High in food value. It should not be treated as a delicacy, but as a food. Eat it for your lunch today. Give it to the children this afternoon. Have it for dinner this evening. Eat more of it after the movies. Too much is not enough. Because you ca_n't_ get too much. Koors' Ice Cream is now a product to be proud of. The purest, most wholesome, cheapest food you can buy. VAN L A MODERN FABLE (Continued from Page 2.) William Jennicgs Bryan to speak to them on the Commission Form of Gov- ernment. The Isit Hurrah came out within the course of three weeks. The town made Merry. There was a Grand Free Barbecue and the Boom-de-Aye lads Punctured the Atmosphere with “A Hot Time in the Old Town "Fo-night.” Beginning of the Improvements. The first copy was auctioned off to the Highest Bidder and it brought $7.39. which Sum was immediately placed to the Credit of the Womans' Civic Society to build a Public Park and the balance to be appropriated to the Research Society and the Home for Indigent and Indignant Grass Widows. The Hurrah was real sassy in its Initial Issue. Claude was strong on Uplift and Fussy on Social Shams. He said that Isit was Suffering from a Parcel of Hasbeens and Mossbacks with green scums on their Moose Hides: that it was a Long Primer Community on a Nonpareil Diet; that it was Starving Iiself to Death wait- ing for Something to Transpire:; that the Richest Man in Town was a Loaf- er because he didn't Mix it up with Progress—it would Increase his taxes and they might Discover that be should be Paying an Income Tax to preserve the Nation from Bankruptcy; that there were too many Churches and too little Religion; that the town should Scatter some Paving Material over its Sand Streets: that the Old Maids had better be tangoing than Knitting Socks for War Sufferers; that it needed more spirit than a Guinea Pig and should have a Backbone where its Wishbone was: that it should take a Rise out of Itself and Get Right and Stay Right. Many who welcomed Claude with the Glad Hand and Loose Pocketbook began hedging and wanted to Re- trench on Fellowship and Mazuma. They said he was a Two-faced Walhal- la with a Misfit Conscience, and Grati- tude was a Total Stranger to him. Claude was just as popular as La- Grippe or Tonsilitis. But be only smiled and replied: Watch My Smoke. 1 baven't began fo Steam Up. He Girded Up His Loins and began Mental Exertion on the Second Issue of the Hurrah. He tackled the Social Evils as well as the Dry Rot of Commercialism, The Hurrah stirred Society and Chureb from Center' to Circumference. Claude was there with the Bells On. The Denizens got so' mad that they Voted him Mayor and told bim to Go as Far as He Liked. Claude bad them tax themselves for Water under ground and Brick on Top; an Electric Light plant paid Cur- rent Rates for a Franchise. He or- dered Modern Plumbing for the Fire Department, and Red Upholstered Fur- niture for the Council Chamber. Everything and Everybody Climbed Abcard the Uplift Wagon. The Palace Hotel divorced its Livery Stables from its Dining Room and day whether it Needed it or not. Star after Isit on the Time Card. Dame Fortune Lamps Claude. In the me: laude held Quiet Sessions Sewer Cen and other High Brows, and < Acceunt got so Heavy that the Steenth National Bank asked bim to Remove it ax it interter- ed with the Ordinary Course of Busi- ness. He o the Dresden China Daughter of the Ric t Man in Town and owped two @ nobiles with decorated Jeweled Fenders. They led the Delicatessen Circles. and rank- ed above the [irst I ilies who dated their ances back 1o the Freeze of 1805 start selling neries. He was a director in Every Watered Corporation in Isit. and Hix Name waxs or those who Got Their catfish to Salmon can i the Trademark of Commercial 'robity Now Isit Is Really “It.” Isit is now Svmwe Town. It has half as many Refined Caucuasians as the City Directory Attributes to it. It ba: all the Modern lmprovemeuts and the; are Just as Uns: 1ctory as Else- where. It has a Surfeit of Culture and can tell an Oil Painting from a Can of Sardines; Its People read Josephus and the Six Best Sellers: It has After- noon Teas and enjoys Sponge Cake with Clinkers in it. It has a Chautau- qua everytime some Idle Parlor Enter- tainers want some Coin. It bas a Na- tional Ball Team Capering Over the Green each Spring eating their Heads Off at the town's expense. It has a fine collection of Punk Dollars and is ready to Abscrb some State Fair Ros- ettes at cue dollar per. It gives the tractor, from cripples with Pasteboards to Write-Up Men from the Northern Papers who Come Down Each Winter to Save the Country from the Demni- tion Bowwows. It sends Vaudeville Artists traveling over the Country by auto, by canoe and shoe leather to Ad- vertise the place. The Board of Trade has a large and Influential Membership of nonpaving members and a larger Outstanding Indebtedness. Isit is now famed. It bas all the Other Towns in its Class hanging their Chins Over Tomb- stones weeping their bearts out. It has them Faded to a Faretbeewell. Its slogan is “Isit 100.000 by 1920.” MORAL—The town makes the news- paper. changed the Roller Towel every other 1 Claude joined the Mutual Admira- tion Society #nd got Quoied Everyday in the alks coluinn Harry wrote an jdiom. or { something idiotic about the place, The Limited from New York put a Manufacturers, ' Lofty Tip to every kind of Money Ex-| HOW TO ANSWER BLIND ADS. All ads signed with numbers, or initials, care Pioneer must be an- swered by letter addressed to the number given in the ad. Pioneer em- ployes are not permitted to tell ‘who any advertiser is. Mail or send your answer to Pioneer No. , or Initial vertiser. HELP WANTED. ANl e ‘WANTED—Competent girl for house- work. Mrs. P. J. O'Leary, 716 Minn. Ave. FOR RENT. FOR RENT—James Fullerton house. Good seven-room residence; four closets; barn, chicken house and yard. One acre of garden. Fine neighborhood. $15.00 per month. Apply at 1417 Irvine Ave. FOR RENT—Suite of three office rooms for rent over First National Bank. FOR RENT—Two office rooms.. Ap- ply W. G. Schroeder. FOR RENT — Seven-room modern “house. A. Klein. FOR.RENT—Four rooms downstairs. A. Klein. FOR RENT—Sixroom house. A. Klein. FOR SALE. %R SALE—At new wood yard, wood all lengths delivered at your door. Leave all orders at Ander- son’s Employment Office, 205 Min- nesota Ave. Phone 147. Lizzie Miller,. Prop. FOR SALE—Several good residence lots on Minnesota, Bemidji .and Dewey avenues. Reasonable prices; -easy terms. Clayton C. Cross. Of- fice-over Northern Nat’l Bank. FOR SALE OR TRADE--One-half ton Veerac truck. Would trade. for 4- ¢, birchwood. Ask for demonstra- tion. Koors Bros. FOR SALE—One modern five-room house, two 40-foot lots, on Lake Boulevard. Inquire C. G. King. FOR SALE—A new twenty-foot ]aui:ch, with or without engine. M. LaFontisee. Phone 344. e WANTED. | WANTED—Plain sewing to home or go out by the day. A. E. Head. Phone 550-J. WANTED—Two - rooms for. light ' 'Housékeeping, furnished or unfur- nished. Call up 769. WANTED—Clean cotton rags “tree from buttons. Pioneer Office. WANTED—Second hand househcld goods. M. E. Iberteon. . do at Mrs. * FARMS FOR SALK {FOR SALE—120 acres farm land, about 500 cords wood, half hay land cn good stream, one mile from a town, terms liberal, price $20.00 per acre. 'W. G. Schroeder. FOR SALE OR TRADE—One hundred ‘sixty acres of good clay land, three miles from town. Will take auto- mobile in part payment. Address G, Bemidji Pioneer. KKK KKK KEKEKK KK XX B3 x SOLWAY * EH KK KKK KN KN XK KK | Fred Fisher arrived here ‘Thurs- ‘day from Foxhome to take care of his ilumher that is being sawed this | week. | Mrs. Claude Seaver and children {returned to their home at Bertha Tuesday after spending several weeks !with relatives here. ! 0. A. Sime and daughter, Mar- ;garet‘ Misses Esther Campbell and |Nora Daniels were business visitors t Bemidji Saturday. Charlotte Bye came over from Pine- ‘wood Sunday and is visiting at the Nels Bye home. Miss Esther Campbell closed a {successful term of. school here Fri- day with a picnic in the afternoon iand a program in the evening. Both were Wwell attended. Saturday morning at ten o’clock at the home of Axel Johnson occurred {the wedding of Walter Johnson and {Marie Helgeson. Only the immedi- ate relatives were present. In the evening a dance was given for the Ivoung couple in the Larson school house. Their many friends join in extending congratulations. The Norwegian Ladies’ Aid met at the home of Mrs. Nels Bye Thursday afternoon. The out-of-town guests were Mesdames Bye, Sthol and Lin- gren of Pinewood and Mesdames Noyes, Nelson and Miss Larson of Shevlin. The governor of Strasburg has is- sued warning that severe measures will be taken against parents who al- low their children to appear in Eng- lish sailor suits with the names: ol British warships on their hats. ~ , and we forward it to the ad- MISCELLANEOUS ADVERTISERS—The great siate of North Dakota offers unlimited op- portunities for business to classi- fied advertisers. The recognized edvertising medium .in the Fargo Daily and Sunday Courier-News the only seven-day paper in the state and the paper which carries VETERINARY SURGEON W. K. DENISON, D. V. M. VETERINARIAN Phone 164-2 Pogue’s Livery DRAY LINE TOM SMART DRAY AND TRANSFER Safe and Piano Moving Res. Phone 58 818 America Ave. Office. Phone 12. % the largest amount of classified advertising. Tke Courier-News covers North Dakota like a blank- et; reaching all parts of the state the day of publication; it is the paper to use in order to get re- DENTISTS. DR. D. L. STANTON, DENTIST Office in Winter Block DR. J. T. TUOMY, DENTIST sulth; rates one cent per word first insertion, one-half cent per word succeeding insertions; fifty cents per line per month. Address the Courier-News, Fargo, N. D. FOR SALE—Typewriter ribbons for every make of typewriter on the market at 50 cents and 75 cents each. Every ribbon sold for 75 cents guaranteed. Phone orders promptly filled. Mail orders given the same careful attention as when you appear in person. Phone 31. The Bemidji Pioneer Office Supply Store. FOR SALE—Rubber stamps. The Pioneer will procure any kind of rubber stamp for you on short no- tice. DRESSMAKING—At 317 Minnesota Ave. Room No. 1. ESTRAY. Strayed from my premises on Mon- day, May 24th, one bay pony, also colt 1 year old. Finder please notify Richard Zuelow, Cass Lake, Minn. KRR KRR KRR R RKK X KKK * TROPPMAN’S CASH MARKET * * PRICES PAID TO FARMERS * KR HK KK KKK KKK KK KK Butter, 1b. ......... ; Dairy Butter, 1b. ..... Eggs, doz. .......0c00000.... 16C Potatoes, bu. ...........30e to 8b6¢c Rutabagas, bu... ceeas. 80C Carrots, bush. Pittsburgh man has invented & to deaden the pain of ‘a person:that it hits ‘and ‘an antiseptic ‘to'‘clegnse, the wound and check the blood flow.. Lefthandedness is inherited, often’ through several generations, accord- ing to an English sciéntist, who has investigated 78 families, including more than 3,000 individuals. |} cause. Dwight D. Milier Bemidji, Minn. Tel. 360 P. 0. Box 222 Insure your five stock against death from any { BROWN & LANE CONTRAGTORS Well Digging, House Moving and Cement Work of All Kinds All work guaranteed. Phones 617 or 448-W Dwight D. Miller Insurance Specialist Telephone 360 P. 0. Box 222 | BEMIDJI, MINNESOTA House Moving, Build- Eic. L. H. PRICE REMORE HOTEL BEMIDJI, MINN. bullet carrying in grooves-'a narcotic|| ing, Goncrete Work | Gibbons Block Tel. 330 North of Markham Hotel LAWYERS GRAHAM M. TORRANCE, LAWYER Miles Block Phone 560 D. H. FISK, Court Commissioner ATTORNEY AT LAW Office second tioor O’Leary-Bowser Building. PHYSICIANS, SURGEONS, DR. BOWLAND GILMORE PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles. Block DR. E. A, SHANNON, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Mayo Block Phone 396 Res. Phone 397 DR. C. R. SANBORN PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Qffice—Miles Blogk DR. L. A. WARD PHYSICIAN AND 'SURGEON Over First Nationai Bank Bemidji, ‘Minn. DR. A. E. HENDERSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Over First National Bank ' 'Beinidji, Minn. Office Phorne 36 Res. Phone 72 DR. E. H. SMITH PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office Security Bank Block DR. EINER JOHNSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON k3 Bemidji, Minn. DR. 6. HOEY ! GRADUATE VETERINARIAN Call Pogue’s Livery—164 PROF. H. VIESON MUSICAL DIRECTOR 314 Fourth St. Bemidji, Minn. Studio: Band Room, City Hall Teaching Piano, Violin, Cornet and other instruments, also church chofr. First Class Orchestra for All Occasions. HILMA M. NYGREN GRADUATE NURSE Phone 317-R LA R E SR EEEE R R EREE] {* RAILROAD TIME CARDS * LR B R R R R E R R R R AR R ] MPLS., RED LAXKE & MAN. 2 North Bound Arrives. . 9:46 1 North Bound Leaves. SO0 RAILROAD 162 East Bound Leaves 168 West Bound Leave: 186 East Bound Leave: 187 West Bound Leaves. | GREAT NORTHERN 33 West Bound Leaves. 3:17 pm 34 East Bound Leaves 8 pm 35 West Bound Leave: 4 am 36 East Bound Leave: 2 am 105 North Bound Arrives. 0 pm 106 South Bound Leaves. 0 am Freight West Leaves at 0 am Freight East Leaves at.... 5:00 pm MINNESOTA & INTERNATIONAL 32 South—Mpls. Etc. Lv...... +34 South—Mpls. Ete, Lv. 31 North—Kelliher Ly.. *33 North—Int. Falls. Lv.... . 44 South Freight, leaves 1 ... 7:30 am 6:00 am due North Bemidji. . 45 Freight from Brainerd, due North Bemidji.......... 7:00 pm *Daily. All others daily except Sunday. 0 pm i NEW PUBLIC LIBRARY. Open daily, except Sunaay, 1 to 6 p. m., 7 to 9 p. m. Sunday, reading room only, 3 to 6 p. m. Pioneer wants—one-half cent a word cash. FUNER?'. DIRECTOR M. E. IBERTSON UNDERTAKER 405 Beltrami Ave. Bemidji, Minn. Huffman & O’Leary FURNITURE AND UNDERTAKING H N. McKEE; Funeral_Director Phone 178-W or R [ et e e | e I