Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 11, 1912, Page 4

b 5 3 BRINKMAN THEATRE TO-NIGHT —— YAUDEVILLE AND MOVINS PICTURES Vaudeville Program With Their Dispositions, Team of Oxen Could Not Do Otherwise But Pull Together. “Isn't it strange the Baileys should have married each other!” mused Mrs. Kirby. Not that ghe was particularly The Connors Family a comfortable “Ub-huh!” from behind | on. Novelty Act his evening paper her mind would . . have speedily reverted to a less per- Musical Jimmie Dodd ooto > sonal topic. But instead, he had unexpectedly replied: *‘Strange? Not at all, dear. Originator of the Musical Prize Fight on Sleigh Bells. Instru- ments — Metal Bamboo Chimes, Sleigh Bells, Octorinos, Irish Osto Flutes. Dean and Stevens postion: i Black and Tan Comedians exclaimed, laying down her ~ sewing R ——— e — and leaning forward in her chair. | Bltched up beside a wiry, scrawny lit- SURELY A PERFECT MATCH | tie beast that took two steps to the big fellow’s one. YT " “‘Lottin’ op first prize, ain’t .¥e,|trom Canada n Ezry? called out one of the men ironi- Lake Erie, cally. ‘That's a finely matched Pair | iy the neighborho o’ oxen!! cently.-'So they be! The best matched | pair o’ oxen'in Wood county. One’s Interested in the Balleys’ marital af- | willin’ to do all the work an’ tother’s tairs, and if Mr. Kirby had murmuredi | willin’ he should!’ "—Youth's Compan. “Why, Willlam Martin Kirby!” she | took the:child to his cottage. Wolves in Western New York. For the first pack of wolves has crossed the ice the eastern end of od of Westfleld, N. ¢ Y., and are'travéling westward. * ‘S0 they be!’ agreed Ezry, compla: | mpo gorn o f frightened and out seeking to kill the wild animals. A land company owning the point be. tween Westfleld and Dunkirk author- Ized the publication of a reward for the destruction qr capture of five large Waif With $3,200, described as having been seen attack- A peasant who was passed by & |ing gheep, farm dogs, cattle and my | motor car near Lyons saw the car | horges.—Connaught News-Herald. They are unusually well matéd | stop for a moment a few hundred —as well matched as Ezra Pinney’s | yards further on, oxen,” and so Mrs. Kirby had been |the place where it had stopped he forced to an Immediate defense of her | found ® twelve-months-old baby boy ‘When he reached Wasted Talent. iig in the middle of the road. He His wife undressed the baby to | fession.” ake sure that he had not been hurt me in many years a They are reported to he scores of hunters are reported to be wolves that seyeral of the farmers “Mrs. Wuppsey’s friends think she would have made a great actress it she had adopted the stage ag a pro- “Well, they may be right. She 1S ALWAYS SOME CELEBRITY Nobody Ever Recalle That in Previeus <~ Incarnatien He Was a Hum- | tole Hubby’s False Teeth, Daniel O’Connell is a wire worker * TMURBDAY, APRIL 11, 1912, Notioe!. 7 There i8 money in the city treas- the Rankin mills and naturally stands jury to pay all warrants registered for things being long drawn out, but |prior to Sept. 1st, 1911, on the gen- the tensile strength of his patience |eral fund and all warrants registered snapped and broke after being stretoh- | ;i 1, June 1st, 1910, on the poor od beyond the limit of endurance by Mrs, O’Connell when ‘she got away with his false teeth while he sium- bered. Her alleged purpose was the evening up of a grievance she was en- tertaining. Now & man who is & wire worker has, as a rule, a very good ap- Thought School,” says: “There are enough people on the planet today who remember one or more of their incar- nations to make it a certainty that re- incarnation is & positive fact.” All right, doctor; we'll add this to our lst of positive facts, which is al- ready become somewhat unwieldly. 8till, there is & question which has been puzzling us a good waile, and now make bold to ask: Why is it that, among all those people who remem- ber one or more of their incarnations, not one can remember being an hod carrier, an undertaker's assistant, or an office boy in & soap factory? There is & strong tendency to run toward royal families, court musicians, and thin and weak, applied to the Brad- dock police to assist in the recovery of his store molars. But Mrs. O'Connell Sprung an Old One on Him. By the way, I saw a string of excep- fund, Interest ceases from this date. Geo. W. Rhes, City Treasurer. Notiice! All parties that have had their petite, and requires solld food. O’Con- |meters shut off for the winter will ell sucked fn milk and soup as long |please notify the water clerk before as he could stand it. Mrs. O’Connell |commencing to use water, as I wish remained obdurate and he becoming |to read the meters. George Kirk. m byt o e e o === Pioneer ‘Want Ads I-2 Gent 2 Word “How can you think so! He is so big | #nd in his clothes found $8,200 in bank | 8€ems to be very clever as a mimic.” and handsome and indolent, and she | 20tes and a piece of paper, on which basn’t a lazy bone in her thin little ; Was written: “To look after and edu- body.” tate the child."—London Evening “That's just what I sald, Marcia | Standard. Edgerton Kirby,” returned her hus- Picture Program 3000 Feet of Latest Films ———— Save your Ticket for the Brass Bed small of her back.” Learned His Error, “Yes, and she hasn't a solitary mole between the nape of her neck and the philosophers. Two or three persons can distinctly remember having been Joan of Arc, and the number of rein- carnated Napoleons and Louis Four teenths is growing all the time. But the man we are anxious to meet is the chap who can remember with Honally large monkeys. 1 mentione{ that they looked like small men, and » darky broke in and said: “Boss, them monkeys can speak if they want- ed to, but they are afraid that if they did they would be put to work.”— band, “but in your zeal for an argu- April 17 simile. “In that -remote and ‘dark ages’ period of my life before I knew you they offered a prize at the county 3 Professional Vaudeville Acts falr for the best-matched pair Of | madame,” sald the grocer with dig- oxen. nity, “business caution prompts me to “There were some beauties brought | allow myselt 10 per cent for the holes, I Wish I had an 1dea for a poem.” Business Propositi “See here, Mr. Sands, said Mrs. boy." “In selling Swiss cheese, my dear ! Out of Place. “Why all those contortions?” “So you have fired tbat red-headea ment you entirely overlooked my ‘Tompkins to.the grocer, “what do you | 0fice boy?” mean by giving me only nine-tenths of a pound of Swiss cheese when I]8&!l the time he am paying for a pound?” “Yes. And that youngster thought was a fireproot ofice “Oh, Northwestern. pleasure his incarnation as the brawny “white wings” who pushed th scoop around the arena of the Roman Coliseum after the show was over and the animals retired, or the employe of the Imperial Health Department ‘whose duty it was to descend into the Cloaca Maxima when it got clogged. Another New Thought which comes TRY A W ANT AD in, so that everybody laughed whem handsome, great, slow-moving oX | adjusted scales.”—Harper’s Weekly. | nal LADIES AND - ' ARISTOCRATES CHILDREN'S READY TO WEAR e GARMENTS WOMEN'S WEAR Easter Sunday is not a goal for the wearing of new clothes--But never-the- less, custom has made it a definite dividing line between the cumbersome apparel of Winter and the delightful styles of spring, and the women who finds herself in winter garb on Easter morn, will vow that another Sunday shall not find her unprepared, ' : We've done a wonderfully Easter Business, in fact it has far- exceeded our expectations, and in order to be as well prepared AFTER EASTER as before. We have received large additional shipments to glean the ment," for POST EASTER SELLING, 'IN THE GARMENT SALON have already taken the place of the numerous Crane Co’s suits taken out for Easter duty. Faultless Hand Tailored styles, in Serges, Whipcords, English Mixtures, Mannish Worsteds, Hair-Line Stripes and other stylish materials, correct in every detail of style, and richly lined. Prices $15, $16.50, $18, $20, $22.50, $25, $30, $35, and up to $45. Coats in endless Range of Styles, Discription proves provokingly inadequate; it takes the eyes to comprehend! All sorts of plain models; Un~ lined, Half-lined fully lined; including smart custom Tailored garments, Also novelty styles, in Jong Point efiects, as well as lllig’ Revers in single and double effects of many shapes and sizes. Every suitable material in the category of Fashionable Fabrics is represented: including Serges, English Mixtures, Worsteds, ete. A full range of prices $15, $16.50, $18, 20, $22.50, $25, $28, $30 to $35. MUSLIN UNDERCARMENT Undermuslins for everybody, and all sorts of styles for #Best’” or ‘““Everyday’’ wear. Under- muslin like: all oth.er Crane Co’s wearables are dig= tinctly of the *“Baotter Class” and character- ized by fine materialy, tastefully trimmed and neat- ly finished, Variety is of Broadest scope in CGowns, Combinations, Princess Slips and Skirts, Especially good showings at 85c, 7Bc, $1,81.50, $2, and up to $5. ' : et e ey CORSETS Springtime is Corset time because the woman, who is logical about her dressing, weuld no more think of allowing her New Spring Garments to be fitfed over an old or imipropesr Corset then she would think of puttingan evening wrap on with a kitchen aproa,. for it’s simply impossi- able to appear ““Well Graomed’’ when the figure is poorly corseted. Insist on having a ““Just- rite Corset”” A style for every shape. Prices $1.00 t $3.50. 5 . MY CrantG Bemidji, Minn. which, a8 you must be aware, make | “What do you want to put an idea into Ezra Pinney came driving along & |no impression on the most delicately |® Poem for?”—Louisville Courler-Jour- “Later Style Develop- D@ % way home. o iy ool Dot T Gt thays Suits of the smart Tailored Sort, Scores of Good looking new comers a0 dead ; &t this moment is in connection with the statement of Dr. Bears that sl was the Itallan singer Marsina 400 years ago, was bitterly discontented, and now she longs to sing and cannot. There's matter for rumination in this. ‘We shall hurry away now to tell the young woman in the apartment ad- Joining ours that the reason she longs to eing, or thinks she can sing, and cannot, is because she had a sweet pipe several hundred years ago and didn’t make the most of it.—Puck. SHE PICKED THE WRONG MAN Woman With Prominent Jaw Did Not Get the Seat She So Evl- dently Desired. She had a jaw that somehow re- minded one of the cowcatcher on a lo- comotive—perhaps because.it was al- ways somewhat in advance of her countenance. Also there was a look of determination in her eyes, and it was evident, from the manner in which she elbowed other passengers aside, that she had no desire to be re- garded as a shrinking violet. Yet she was rather good looking, and she was dressed in such a manner as to indi- cate that she was free from the ne- cessity of practicing economy. After she had fought her way into the car she looked at the men who were oc- cupying seats and then stationed her- self in front of a smallish, gray-haired gentleman whose expression was kind and even lamblike. The woman engaged his attention by kicking his toes. He curled hisfeet back under the seat and continued to read his paper. Then she “hemmed” loudly and burped against his knees. He looked up at her, indulged in a sigh of weariness and tried to make room for her by crowding closely to the woman who eat at the left of him. She declined to budge, however, and the old gentleman again turned his attention to his paper. Exasperated by such ungallant be- havior on his part, the woman with the decisive jaw said in tones that in no wise suggested the haunting mel- ody of a tinkling brook: - “I suppose I'll have to stand all the I've heard of men who “Madam,” the little old gentleman mildly remarked, “I would give you my seat, but I'm saving it for a lady.” ~—Chicago Record-Herald. Centenary of Moscow Campalgn. One hundred years ago Napoleon set out on his campaign to Moscow, and it is perhaps only natural that Moscow |, and Russia generally should be eager Modern Motherin-Law. ‘Wife, at - the Breakfast Table— Henry dear, mother writes that she is coming down to visit us for a week. Henry (enthusiastically)—Bully! It Seems an age since she’s been down to see us and I've just been thinking we ought to have her come. But can't tay more than a week? There lot of good shows and things she'd enjoy and besides I want to play a good long serles of chess with her and a week will hardly start us. Write her we want her for a month. Wife—I'll try to get her for that long, Henry, but you know she can only get away from home once in a great while for a few days, and she' got to divide up her time between three daughters. Arthur and his wife nd Mary and Charlie would be ready angry if she didn’t spend as much time with them as with us. Henry—Well, do your best. Honest- 1§, Mary, your mother is a jolly good tellow, as I've told you befors, and We can'’t have too much of her. Coal Yarn. r has been a reo- ord breaker in Washington so far as the weather and the high cost of living have been concerned. During the re- cent blizzard many householders were caught unprepared, dealers couldn't begin to supply the sudden demand, and coal wagons were all but raided on_the«streets. One morning as Congressman Rob- erts was on his way to catch a car for the capitol he saw a coal wagon crunching through the snmow a short fistance ahead of him, the negro friver smokiug & pipe and flapping his prnis to keep warm. Just as it got Io_front of & house a woman threw. open & front window, thrust her head sut, beckoned to the driver afid “Hey! Is that coal for Eaton?" " Depar Bring Results Ask the Man Who Has Tried - Them tmeht The Pioneer Want Ads OASH WITH OOPY ‘ % oent per word per lssue | 1 Regular charge rate 1 cent per word pe: 15 cents. HOW THOSE WANT ADS DO THE BUSINESS The ;Ploneer goes everywhere so that everyone has a neighbor who takes it and people who do not take the paper generally read their neighbor’s 80 your want ad gets to them all. CLASSIFIED CHICKEN AND EGG LEPARTMENT. D TS FOR SALE—Rhode Island Reds. First prize winners at county fair. Mated with stock from first prize stock at three large pouliry ex- hibits. I can spare a few more settings. Will book others ahead. $1 for 13 eggs; $6 per hundred. Geo. T. Baker, 907 Minnesota Ave. FOR SALE — Thoroughbred Ply- mouth Rock, Rhode Island Red and Buff Leghorn eggs. Telephone 686:2, J. H. French. FOR SALE—Full blooded Golden Wyandotte eggs for breeding. E. S. Woodward, 507 Irvine Ave. FOR SALE—Breeding stock and eggs for hatching from the best flock of full blood Barred Plymouth Rocks to be had, come and see them at 706 14th. 0. C. Simonson. 14 Cent a Word Is All It Costs r insertion. No ad taken for less than Phone 31 acres nice meadow, 400 cords of ‘wood, log house, barn and chick- en coop, good water. E. S. Wood- ward, 507 Irvine Ave. FOR SALE—Small fonts of type, several different points and 1in first class condition. Call or write this office for proofs. Address Be- midji Pioneer, Bemidji, Minn. | #OR SALE_Rubber stamps. The Ploneer will procure any kind of < rubber stamp for vou on short <otice. FCR SALEHouse at 916 Minneso- ta Ave. Terms to suit purchaser. Enquire of C. W. Vandersluis. FOR SALE—Ice box, good condition, price $10.00. Mrs. B. W. Lakin. FOR RENT ——————— FOR RENT—Furnished rooms, good view and all conveniences. Call at 523 Minnesta Ave., over Twin Port Meat Market. _ FOR RENT—Nicely furnished rooms Call 520 Beltrami Ave. FOR RENT—6-room house. A. Kline. —_ MISCELLANEOUS Ao oo oo, ADVERTISERS—The great state of North Dakota offers unlimited op- portunities for business to classi- fied advertisers. - The recognized advertising medium is the Fargo Daily and Sunday Courier-News, the only seven day paper in the state and the paper which carries the largest amount of classified advertising. The Courier-News covers North Dakota like a blank- et; reaching all parts of the state the day of publication; it is the paper to use in order to get re- sults; rates one cent per word first insertion, one-half cent per word succeeding insertion; fifty cents per line per month. Address the Courier-News, Fargo, N. D. A A AN WANTED—Good girl for general housework. Good wages. Phone or write. Mrs. G. H. Nelson, ‘Walker, Minn. _— ‘WANTED—Competent girl for house work. 823 Bemidjl Ave. Ao s FOR SALE—Typewriter ribbons for every make of typewriter on the market at 50 cents and 75 cents each, Every ribbon sold for 75 cents guaranteed. Phone orders promptly filled. Mail orders given the same careful attention as when you appear in person. Phone 31. _The Bemidji Pioneer Office Supply Btore. FOR SALE—The Bemidji lead pen- pencil (the best nickle penmcil in the world) at Netser's, Barker’s, 0. C. Rood's, McCualg’s, Omich’s, ‘Roe_and Markusen’s and the Plo- _each and 50 cents & dozen. neer Office Supply Stare at 5 csnts WANTED—100 merchants in North- ern Minnesota to sell “The Bemid- 31 lead penmcil. Will carry name of every merchant in advertising columns of Pioneer in order that all receive advantage of advertis- ing. For wholesale prices write or phone the Bemidji Ploneer Of- fice Supply Co. - Phone 31. Be- midji, Minn, WANTED—Large or small tracts of land to break or plow with steam plow. Write how many acres you have and price you want to pay. C. W. Carter, Bemidji. WANTED—Yoling man wishes po- gition in store or office. Can speak Scandinavian and is well acquaint- ed in this locality. Address X, care of Pioneer. s SR e WANTED TO RENT—Launch for summer. State size and power, #nd price. M. Quad, care of Plo- neer., BOUGHT AND SOLD—Second Band furniture. -Odd bullding, I s W - 2y W T R BT { | t | I i