Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 10, 1910, Page 7

‘ RAILROAD TIME GARDS I b Great Northern No. 33 West Bound Leaves at 3:30. p. m No. 34 East Bound Leaves at 12:08 p. m No. 35 West Bound Leaves at 3:42 a.m No. 36 East Bound Leaves at 1:220 a. in No. 105 North Bound Arrivesat 7:40 p.m No. 106 South BoundLeaves at 7:00 8, m Freight West Bound Leaves at 9:00 a. m Freight East Bound Leaves at 3:30 p. m Minnesota & Internatiemal No. 32 South Bound Leaves at 8:15 a. m No, 31 North Bound Leaves at 6:10 p. m No. 34 South Bound Leaves at 11:35 p.m w» No. 33 North Bound Leaves at 4:20 a. m Freight South BoundLezves at 7:30 a. m Freight North Bound Leaves at 6:00 a. m Wiinn. Red Lake & Man. No. 1 North Bound Leaves at3:35 p. m No & South Bound Arrives at 10:30 a. m PROFESSIONAL CARDS ARTS HARRY MASTEN Piano Tuner ecwnorly of Radenbush & Co. of St. Paul nstructor of Violin, Piano, Mando- Bin and Brass Instruments. Mueic furnished for balls, hotels. weddings, Banquets, and all occasions. Terms reas.nable. All music up to date. HARRY MASTEN, Piano Tuner Room 36, Third flooz, Brinkman Hotel. Telephone 535 ARS. HARRY MASTEN Iestructor of Piano and Pipe Organ Graduate of the Virgil Piano and Pipe Ol&a'fl School of London:and New York. Studio Brinkman Hotel. Room %8, Phone 535. LENN H. SLOSSON ' PIANO TUNING Graduate of the Boston School of « Piane Tuning, Boston, Mass. Leave erders at the Bemidji Music House, M7 Third St. Phone 319-2. Residence Phone 174-2. . RS. T6M SMART s DRESS MAKING PARLORS Ordors takeni ‘or Nu Bone corsets, made ta mder, also talior made sults, coats, etc. PHYSICIANS AND SURCEONS R. ROWLAND GILM.ORE PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block R. E. A. SHANNON, M. D. | PHYSICIAN AND SURGECN Office in Mayo Block ‘Phone 398 Res. Phone 397 R.:C. R. SANBORN PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office—Miles Block A. WARD, M. D. ® Qver First National: Bank. Phone 51 House 1Jo. 601 Lake Blvd. Phone 351 R. A. E. HENDERSON PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON .Over First National Bank, Bemidji, Minn. Office Phone 36. Residence Pone 72. 5 R. E. H. SMITH PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office in Winter Block R. E. H. MARCUM PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Q@ffice in Mayo Block . -$hone 18 Residence Phone 211 INER W. JOHNSON PHY¥SICIAN AND SURGEON Residence 1113 Bemidji Ave. Phone 435 Offices overSecurity Bank. Phone 130 DENTISTS 'DR. D. L. STANTUKN DENTIST A Office in Winter Bleck PRIT TUOMY DENTIST “.:st National Bank Build’g. Telephone 230 R. G. M. PALMER DENTIST ‘Miles Block Evening]Work by Appointment Only oS Our Fow Real Needs. As eivilization and cuiture make peo- ple more prosperous and more comfort- able they are prone to forget how few and simple their real needs are. We need sleep, but not much of it, and most of us' are:asleepexactly when: we ought most of all to be.awake. We need food, but it'is not necessary that food should be cunningly disguised with a thousand devices to_tickle the Jaded and surfeited palate, for the main trouble is that we eat too' much #nd not too little. We need clothes‘to wear, but the one suit of fur that lasts certain amimals all their lives is so beautiful that some men spend their whole time in search of it. We need heaven und the sense of a higher pow- er directing our lives and our desti- nies, hut we spend most of our time refuting and denying the possibility of anything bigger or better than we are. We uneed the fJove of friends, and therefore it ‘is the more strange that we should spend our time not in im- proving ou ves. but in decorating ‘our bodies. ‘tilling them with food and thustling them about over the earth in’ ssearch of :ever freshing sensations,— Philadelphix Ledger. The Poor Fish. This ‘melancholy tragedy happened in Holland. A fisherman who caught a salt ‘herring placed the fish in a tub full of ‘salt water. Every day he took out some of the salt water and re- placed iit with fresh. In a few days he had the herring living in fresh water. But, net content at stopping here. ‘he decideti to try another plan. Ewery day he took a little water out of ‘the tub ‘until none was left, and the her- i ring was still alive. The next course was wvalking. In a wonth or so the herring had developed feet and fearn- ed t0 walk. and he accompanied his master on his journeys. One day as they were or ug over a warrow bridge the herring ¢aught sight of the water. Reminiscences of formwr days flashed through hisx head. and be re- ved to try the water. But while =till gazing at it he fell in. and before his master could aid him 'he was l drowned.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Verdict. itieman who did the talking strained ‘his ears as he followed the audience out of the hall to gather in. so far as *he could. what sort of an impression ‘he had made. As he drew mear to the doorway two old gentlemen who were thim rendered a verdict. i “Well. Bankside.” said one of them, “what did you think of it?” “I've heard worse.,” said Bankside. “Did you think it was at all illumi- ‘pating?” asked.the other. “In‘an old fashioned way, yes,” we- yplied the venerable Bankside. “] don’t quite catch your point,” said ‘the questioner. “Why, it was illuminating, but it sstruck me as having mwere gas than «electricity about it,” ‘explained the critic.—Judge. The First Telegraph Line. , After the formal opening of the first telegraph line built for commercial jpurposes between Washington and Baltimore Professor Morse and his ‘as- sociates offered to sell the inventien to the United States government for :$100.000, but the price was considered itoo high. The government had appro: |priated $30,000 toward the construetion -of the Washington-Baltimore line, but |-after a short period of operation ‘the postmaster general, to whom President Polk had referred the matter, wrete, “Although the invention is an agent vastly superior to any other devised by the genius of man, yet the operation between Washington and Baltimore shas not satisfied me that under any rate of postage that can be adopted its ‘revenues can be made to cover its ex- ypenditures.” The Onion. | ‘The onion has been so fong in cuiti- wwation that its original form is not def- dnitely known. There are so ecalled wild onions that grow in the woods. | Nobody ever tastes them but once, and there is about the taste no suggestion that cultivation or anything else could ever make them grateful to the human palate. In all probability the onion is a mative of western Asiaand adjacent parts of Africa. since it is mentioned in old Egyptian writings and the Pen- tateuch. Tart Repartee. Of Sir William Harcourt, Disraeli once said in his affectedly cynical way, “He has the three essential qualifica- tions of success in politics—a fine per- son, a loud voice and no principles.” To this when it was repeated to him { Harcourt rejoined. “Leaving out the first two qualifications, it might al- most be applied to ‘Dizzy’ himself.” An Autobiography. Mrs. Chugwater—Josiah. what is an autobiography? "Mr. Chugwater—It's the story of a’'man’s life written as he thinks it ought to be. Couldn’t you tell that from' the word itself?—Chica- -go Tribune. 1 A Success. Byker—I - attended. a successful sleight of ‘hand performance last night. Every young person needs a business education and it costs no more to get it at this great Business and Short- hand Training School, nnder exact office conditions, than at one of the small questionable ones. The results are, however, very different, 350 D. B. C. pupils went to excellent positions in banks and offices last year— over 400 will do so this year. All Fargo banks and 685 others employ D. B. C. pupils as bookkeepers, tellers, stenographers or cashiers. No other school offers such evidence of endorscment, ‘The lecture was over, and the gen-| 'making their way out just ahead of| \ Pyker—Really: Byker—Yes, I lent a conjurer a counterfeit half dollar, and he gave Ene back a good one. One Better. First Child—We've got a new baby at our house. tuously)—We’ve got a new pa at ours. —Presbyterian Standard. = This being called me. whatever it is, ‘consists.of a little flesh, a little breath and the part which. governs. —Marcns Aurelijus Male Fashions In 1850. Male fashions of 1850 had other dis- - comforts besides long hair. Trousers were tight and buttoned under the foot with broad straps. Kvery man who aspired to be well dressed.wore his coat so high in the collar that the back of the hat rested on it. This fashion was so prevalent that, accord- ing to Sir Algernon West, “every bat had a crescent of cloth on the back of the brim to prevent the rubbing of the beaver or imitation beaver of which the hat was made, for silk hats were not then invented” And from the same authority we learn that “‘opera hats were unknown, and in the even- fng a folding chapeau bras was al- ways carried under the arm. Nobody but an apothecary or a soliciter would have dreamed ‘of leaving his hat in the hall of the house where he was calling or dining.”—Londoa Chronicte. Dr. Yates’ Trousers. St. Catharine’s was the first Cam- dared to stagger humanity by wear- ing trousers. ' He was Dr. Lowther Yates, “a large. square man from Cam- bertand,” suspected of radical opin- ions, who was master of “Cat's” -dur- ing the closing years of the eighteenth ler, walked in procession to the wuni- versity «church. ‘wearing ‘trousers im- somebody shouted from -a window: Gadzoons, gadzoons, diowther Yates in pantaloons! The profane dwmprompta poet was captured :and proved to 'be Yates’ own mephew. “‘Gadzoous!” was a:Com- brian expletive with which Yates was wont ito express intense astonishment. —Westminster Gazette. Don™t Get RunDown., Wesk and miserable. If you have 'Kidney or Bledder trouble, Dull ‘head paivs, Dizzi- mess: Nervousness, Painsin the badk,and feel tired all over. get a_package of Mother Gray’s Austratian-Leaf, the pleasant herb cure. It neverfalls. We have many testi- ‘monials fromgrateful people whohaune used this wonderful remedy. As a regulator ‘it has no equal. Ask for Mother Gray's: Aus- traitan-Leat -at Druggists or sent ‘by mail for 50 cts. Sample FREE: Address,:The Mother Gray'Co.. Le Roy. N. Y. 2 M. MALZAHN & CO. * REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE - FARM[LOANS, RENTALS FARMS AND CITY PROPERTIES 107 Minn. Ave. HORSES 'We are ready at all times to fill your horse requirements and make a special feature —of hkandling the logging trade. Fill your wants at the big Stock Yards market where-a iarge prices prevail for g00d 8t0Ck. 80, $7. PAUL HORSE CO. $0. ST. PALL, MIyN. “The Hotse With a Herse Reputation.” EHGINTS. PLLLEYS £S5 and al: jiroct to the cunsumer |/ TRANSHICSION Sul Largest Machine MINNEAPGLIS STEEL AND MACHINEPY CO, MINNEAPOLIS. MINN. Leave your orders for seasoned - Birch, Tam- arack or Jack Pine Wood with S. P. HAYTH Telephene 11 New Illustrated Dictionary ‘Hampton's Magazine, 14 months and Webster's. New Illustrated | Dictionary, 1910 Edition, containing many new words, printed on Bible Paper, bound in flexible Leather and very complete. Convenient size for office, home or school. Would | cost from $4.50 to $6.00 at book stores. We offer it with the maga- zine as above for only $245. ASK FOR OUR CATALOGUE. Ionith Subscription Agom:y' DULUTH, MINN. Second Child- (contemp- | bridge college to produce a dem who century. As Yates, when vice chancel-; | | stead ‘of the orthodox knee breeches,| Bemidii, Minn |; Bncuacmn uuanene of four. good singers. A musical sensation, vEuropean novelty. _Catchy International songs sung andplayed Th Michelangelos Europeah\ novelty .artists. Clay . model- ers and rag painting, producing gigantic masterpieces each 100) § feet square. Moving Pictures ‘will all be new begin- ning tonight. BOCCACCIO QUARTETTE, One of the Acts, stock is alweys or hand and where the best |] op in the West E | |} Butter and Sugar set § Cream Ladel WOOD !| Bemidji and surrounding country. -member of the family. complete. ommunity Silver | -Louis XVI Patiern—-25 Year Guarantee 'Knives and forks per e i 98.25 'Tea Spoons per set . . . $2.50 ‘Pessert Spoons per set . . $3.75 $1.75 $1.50 $10.00 Salad Fork . . ... ....75¢ Copper Chafing Dish $10, $12, $14 Nickle Chafing Dish $5.50 Chafing Dish Toasters $3.50 Chafing Dish Cutlet Trays . $1.50 Silver Plate Cutlet Trays . $2.25 Ghatng bis Weathred k7, 5() Nickle Plated Chafing Dish ovkiL g e $l-75 Copper Chafing Dish Fork . $1.75 Lopper Chafing Dish Spoons $1.75 Cofiee Perculator, Nickle Plate ' $2, $2.25, $2.50 Manganese Guaranteed Steel$2“ Our $50.00 Business Course prepares for business life, or for position as clerk or bookkeeper! The new $85.00 ,course mCommeri:e d Banking (endorsed by Bankers' | for the larger ). wil e : cnncehu ‘and’ te‘llm an% cashiers for the Northwestern . The Stenographic Course (nunder an expert re- .porter) trains high grade stenograp! hers and court re- “‘porters, The stenographers for the U. S. District Conrt, . D, Supreme Court, Third Judicial District and the " Cass County Court are D. B. C, pupih Can any other - -chool offer you thiuvidflm superior training? Given Hardware ‘We have prepared our stock to take care of all the requirements of the beople of For Christmas presents, nothing is more appreciated and more practical than the useful gifts to be found in our stock. We have extensive lines of sporting goods, cutiery; house furnishing goods, silverware—in fact some thing for every We cannot begin to tell you one-hundredth part of the splendid values we are offering. Just come in and examine our stock. Make your selectlon while it is A few Suggestions for Gift Buyers Gillette’s Pocket Safety Razors $5”00 Store 316 MINNESOTA AVE. _ Watches « Christmas e, Sl ase Elin 60 00 - oen face, MickleSilver, Cen- €3 50) ecs, Cun metal, Knick-§ 3 ()() et e tose, Exick- §9 7D -— ey anac e e uick- 62 50 Open face, nickle case, Overland i o en et - SE00 B Reedes self-basting Granite Roaster - $§1.75, $2.00, $2.25, $2.50 Carving Sets . . . $4, $5, $7.50 = Boy’s Skates . . 75¢ $1.50 Girls Skates $1.35 Men’s Skates 75¢, $1.50, $2.75, $3, $5. = TLadies’ Skates ' $1.35, $1.75, $3.00, $3.85. Skis v : _ $1.00, $1.25, $1.50, $2, $3. ‘Hockky Sticks . . . . 25¢ $1.00 |- _Sleds 50¢, $1.00.- $1 25, $1.50. § L ‘Flexible Flyer Sleds o $2.00, $2.25, $4.00 Polished Brass Jardimiers $6 and $7. OLLEGE . 'The D. B.C. has built a magnificent new building (30,000 square feet) is seated with roll-top desks, has 60 type- writers, adding machines, billers, money changers, etc. Pupils deal with each other and with magnificiently equipped offices, using alominum money, The work is . fascinating and practical. The Northwest has “no other For catalogue and full in formation about any department, address F. LELAND WATKINS, Pres. - 0-41 EIGHTH STREET S0UTH FARSO, K. D. NEEEATI\/E DAALD