Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 6, 1910, Page 3

The Kidney Gure _ Without a Failure The Positive Cure That Revolutionizes Treatment of Kidney Diseases, Rheu- matism and Bladder T:'onblo. These statements are not exagger- ated. There is no necessity in doing so, because every man and woman suf- fering from kidney or bladder trou- bles, or rheumatismic;napfixg 1’:&131'&2@5 in 24 hours by gettin :E ]%r. ODerby¥s Kidney Pills at any drug store. Dr. Derby’s Kidney Pills are ahead of the times, the only kidney and blad- der treatment that makes good its strongest statement. Get a free pack- age at your druggist's and see if we have said a hundredth part of what these little wonder-workers do. Now listen, sufferers, don’t get ex- cited. Just lay away all your present treatments_for your kidneys, back or bladder. If you have pain in the back, profuse or scanty urination, colored or foul urine, rheumatism anywhere, dia- betes, pain in the bladder or terrible Bright’s disease, just_ get a 25c pack- age of Dr. Derby’s Kidney Pills at your druggist, and see the difference in yourself in 24 hours. If you think this is too good for you to believe, just ask your druggist for a free sample pack- age, and try it. Remember, Dr. Derby’s Kidney Pills—60 pills—10 days’ treat- ment—25c. We will send them from the laboratory of Derby Medicine Co., ‘Eaton Rapids, Mich., if you wish. They are safe, guaranteed. —_——— The Roar of China’s Ducks. Tourists in China are always sur- prised by the number of ducks they see. There are more ducks in China than in all the rest of the world. Their voices are a familiar sound in town and country spot of the E ist and the interior of the vast empire. Even in the large cities ducks abound. They dodge between the cool- ies' legs. They flit squawking out of the way of the horses. Their indig- nant qu not unseldom drown the roar of n commerce. Children 5 on every road, on every | y farm, on every lake. ou | There is no back yard | thout its Jduck house. There is no boat, little or great, without its duck quarters. All over the land there are great duck batching establishments, many of them of a ecapacity huge enough to produce 50,000 young ducks every year. Duck among the Chinese is a staple delicacy. It is salted and smoked like ham or beef.—New. York World. Willing to Be Reasonable. “Do you believe in long engage- ments?’ Le asked after she had con- sented to be his “Yes, dearest.,” she replied. “I have always thought it was such a mistake for two people to rush into matrimony before they learned to rezlly know each other.” “Well, about how long would you wish the engagement to be?" - “Let me see! Would you think it was too long if we didn't get married until a week from next Thursday?’— Chicago Record-Herald. Fellow Worms. Before Longfellow bought the house in Cambridge so associated with his memory it was owned and occupied by old Mrs. Craigie. Mrs. Craigie was a woman of many eccentricities. Some one once tried to persuade her to have ner trees tarred to protect them from caterpillars. which also invaded her neighbors' trees. She refused to be so cruel to the caterpiilars. “They are our fellow worms,” she said. Somewhat Surprised. “Why didn't your boy enter college?” “He couldn’t pass the examination.” “Do they have to pass an examina- tion? 1 thought all a college boy need- od was some funny clothes’'—Pitts- burg Post. His Motive. Pillows -1 never realized till three vears ago why Dobson was always preaching patience. Boulsters—What made you realize it then? Pillows—1 lent him $10.—New York Globe. Encouragement after censure is g the sun after a shower —Goetbe. His Lo “A case of love at first sight, eh?" “No. second sight. The first time he saw her he didn't know she wus an heiress.” Shake it Into Your , Shoes. Allen’s Fout-Ease, the antiseptic powder. Tt painful, smarting, nervous feet, and in- stantly takes the sting out of corns and bun- ions. It’s the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Allen’s Font-Ease makes tight or new shoes feel easy. Itis a certain cure for sweating, callous, swollen, tired, aching feet. Always use it to Break in New Shees. Try it to-day. Sold everywhere. By mail for 25¢cin stamps. Don’t accept any substitute. For TFREE trial package, address Allen 8. Olm- sted, Le Roy, N. Y. The Shine That Stays Used and Sold By His Sarcastic Friend. He was very proud of his new auto- mobile——tall;ed automobile, dreamed au- tomobile, read automobile. Finally to his friends he became a nuisunce, and each to himself swore softly that he would bide his time and at the prop- er moment give him a little verbal thrust. i Finally one long suffering individual was asked to go for a ride. Excuses were of no avail. He was bundled into the machine and taken for a spin- through the parks and over the boule- vards. In due course of time, without any serious mishap. they pulled up at the Automobile club. The auto crank and his guest were soon surrounded by several of their friends. “How did you enjoy your ride?” was asked of the auto crank’s friend. “Until teday 1 never thought an automobile could go so fast.” was his reply. (Here the auto crank was all attention. That was some praise for his car. Right out in public too. That would silence some of the scoffers who iaid his wmachine should be called Snail.) “Why, do you know there was a car went by us at such a clip that I could hardly see it.” The auto crank glared. and under his gaze the group melted away. They had had their revenge.—Pittsburg Gazette- Times. Juvenile Suicides, “A generation ago the taking of their. own lives by minors was almost an un- heard of occurrence,” said a physician. “Now it is becoming alarmingly fre- quent not only in this country. but in Europe. In most cases the phepome- non can be set down to the artificial life people lead and to the complex conditions of modern existence. Very often parents are too ambitious for their children and by constant appeals to them so work on the nervous tem- peraments of their offspring as to bring on a derangement of the mental faculties. One of the most noted spe- cialists of France, Dr. Berillon, who has made a study of the matter, as- serts that children who have a suicidal tendency are for the most part want- ing in the sense of ‘smell. He makes recommendation that all who suffer from this ‘defect should be taken to an expert for examination, as it might tend to forestall some future tragedy. —Baltimore American. The First Automobilist. Nicholas Joseph Cugnot was the first automobilist. Many years before Ste- phenson had introduced his railway locomotive Cugnot. who was a mili- tary engineer, had made a locomotive for roads. His locomotive has been piously preserved at the Conservatoire des Arts et Metiers. Cugnot died in 1804. His lot was not that of many geniuses. He did not die in want. Na- poleon had secured him a pension of. 1,000 francs—passing rich on $200 a year. In this respect the premier con- sul showed more enlightenment than he did in regard to Fulton of steamboat fame, whom he considered—it is dis- tressing to write—an adventurer. Cug- not’s carriage was built to transport arms and he had designed a service gun. These achievements alone would be a passport to Napoleon’s favor.— London Globe. His Luxurious Pillow. “When sleeping- cars. first came in,” said a railroad man, “the bedclothes in the berths were very scanty. On one of these early cars one night after everybody had turned in and the lights were low a loud voice called from an upper berth: “* ‘Porter, got a corkscrew ?’ “The porter came hurrying down the aisle. **Boss,’ he said in a scandalized tone, ‘we don't allow no drinkin’ in the berths: It's against the rules. *“‘Oh, it ain’t that, porter,’ the voice answered. ‘I just want to dig out a pillow that’s sort of worked its way into my ear.’” —_— The Persian Crow’s Beak. There is a weapon known as the crow's beak which was formerly much in use among men of rank in Persia and north India. It was a horseman’s weapon and consisted of a broad curved dagger blade fixed at right angles to a shaft, pickax fashion. The shaft incloses a dagger. unscrewing at the butt ‘end. This concealed dagger is a very common feature of Indian arms and especially of the battleaxes of Persia. ) . Her Question Answered. Yes, Geraldine, we quite agree with you that the crunching of celery is a noise abhorrent to the sensitive soul. A much better way is to cut the stalks into medium sized pieces and hold them in the mouth until they dissolve. Write again, Geraldine. We are al- ways glad to dispense useful informa- tion.—Lippincott’s. Maternal Pride, Mr. Newlywed—This paper says there are 50,000,000 babies born every year. Mrs. Newlywed—Oh, darling doesn’t that make you proud? Mr. N. —Why should it? Mrs. N—Why, just to think that our baby is the smartest and prettiest of 50,000,000.—Cleveland Leader. An Amendment. A health hint says, “Do not bolt your food.” And a comedian comes {back with the observation, “It is much ‘hetter to use a padlock.”—Exchange. Pleasant. The Friend—Your wife doesn’t ap- ‘pear to be in very good humor. Hus- band—No. She thinks I’ve invited you to dinner.—Jean Qui Rit. Bad laws are the worst of tyranny. ~—Burke, There Was No Applause, Just before the operation began the operating surgeon said to the students, “Now, gentlemen, no applause, if you please.” When he was convalescing the pa- tient declared that that warning re- mained his most vivid impression of the ordeal. “I wondered then how any human being could have the heart to applaud an act that had brought another face to face with death, but later I under- stood. On account of heart trouble they did not dare administer an anaes- thetic, so I was conscious of every- thing, and in spite of the pain .l re- alized that the surgeon was doing a mighty skillful piece of work. - No wonder the students wanted to ap- plaud. They were justified in it. “‘Some years ago they would have clapped the house down after an ex- hibition of that kind,’ an old hospital attendant told me, ‘but nowadays doc- tors discourage any such demonstra- tion.’ ”—New York Sun. Forgery In Excelsis. The most remarkable literary for- gery on record was perpetrated in 1870 on Michael Chasles, a French scien- tist of European reputation. Chasles, who was in his dotage, purchased within a few years from one Vrain- Lucas no fewer than 27.000 auto- graphs. A. M. Broadley tells the story in his “Chats on Autographs:” ‘*‘Be- ginning with a supposed correspond- ence between the youthful Newton and Pascal, Vrain-Lucas proceeded to fabricate letters of Rabelais, Montes- quieu and La Bruyere. Before he had finished M. Chasles became the posses- sor of letters in French, and written on paper made in France. of Julius Cae- sar, Cleopaira, Mary Magdalene and even of Lazarus after his resurrec- tion.” Vrain-Lucas was sentenced to two years’ imprisonment, and among other forged manuscripts from his pen there were produced in court letters from Alexander the Great, Herod. Pompey, Judas Iscariot, Sappho, Pon- tlus Pilate and Joan of Arc! The Llama With a Saddle. In his native country the llama is trained as a beast of burden, and in this capacity is very useful for, hard and wiry by nature, he can carry as much as a 160 pounds. As a mount, too, he is quite easy to train. Indeed. both the llama and the oneiko take to the saddle as to the manner born when once they have assured them- selves that their teacher wishes them well. Their most striking peculiarity as saddle animals, however, is a strong objection to having their heads in any way pulled about by their riders. So long as their mouths are left alone they will amble along quite contented- ly at a fair rate of speed, but if they are ridden by some one with a heavy hand they show a tendency to stop at once, whipping round in & manner dis- tinctly disconcerting to those who do not quite realize what is going to hap- pen.—Wide World Magazine. Turn About. In a certain southern city the col- ored servants, as a rule, go to their own homes at night. The cook in the family of a clergyman not only does this, but of late has arrived at the rectory too late to cook breakfast. Hence her mistress lately told her that for each breakfast missed there would be a reduction in her weekly wages. Dinah' passively assented to this, but next day the mistress heard the maid next door say to her: “’Pears to me you get to work mighty late.” “1 gets to work when I gets ready,” ‘was the reply. “ “How does you manage about de brekfus?” “Oh, I pays de missus to cook de brekfus.” "—Housekeeper. A Schoolboy’s Story of Jonah. A school board boy, competing for one of the Peek prizes, evolved this confusion of widely different events. | He had to write a short biography of Jonah, and he produced the follow- ing: “He was the father of Lot and had two wives, One was called Ish- male and the other Hagher. " He kept one at home and turned the other into the dessert, when she became a pillow of salt in the daytime and a pillow f fire at night.”—From Wheatley’s “Lit- erary Blunders.” Her Diplomacy. . “You could make my future bright- er,” he said, looking at her longingl . “I could say the same,” she replied, looking down. “How?” he asked eagerly. “Well, an engagement ring with a diamond in it would help some,” she admitted.—Boston Herald. What She:-Did Wish. “Well, why don’t you 'say you wish you were a man?’ asked Mr. Potts during a little discussion he was hav- ing with his spouse about some mat- ters of domestic management. “Because 1 don’t wish anything of the sort,” she retorted; “I only wish you were one!” Quick Both Ways. A Scutch laird once saia to his serv- ant, John, who had complained of his temper. “I am sure, John, it is nae suner on than it’s off.” ¥ “Aye." said John: “but, laird. it's nae suner off than it’s on.” ] Not at All Necessary. “What was the cause of the quarrel ! with ‘your Lusband?* : | “I want you to understand. judge, : that when we want to fight we don't have to have a cause.”—New York Press z A sip is the most that mortals are permitted from any goblet of delight,— Alcott. 4 ' TIMELY DISCOVERY. Ithas been discovered by Bemidji people that A SINGLE DOSE of Adler-i-ka, the new German Appendicitis remedy. relieves wind Or ‘gasin the stomach or bowels, sour stomach or constipation: E. N.French & Co Drugsists. i Gypsy Wordless Language. To communicate with one another gypsies now use letters—and they use the telegraph; too, when necessary— especially’ in this' country. But the modern Romany also follows the *pat- teran,” tracing the footsteps or wagon tracks of his friends on the road by the same method employed by his an- cient prototype. reading directions where no words are written as clearly as the gorgio does a roadside sign- board. But the patteran can be read by the gypsy only—it is hidden and secret, although it may be in plain sight, as a signboard is opeu and pub- He. The patteran may be formed of sticks or stones.or grass placed cross fashion at the parting of roads’in such manner that only a gypsy would in- stantly notice and understand. To him it means much—first of all. the direc- tion taken by Romany predecessors.— Century Magazine. The Hungarian Crown. The Hungarian crown worn at their accession by the emperors of Austria as kings of Hungary is the identical one made for Stephen and used at his coronation over 800 years ago. The whole is of pure gold, except the set- tings. and weighs almost exactly four- teen pounds. The settings above allud- ed to consist of fifty-three sapphires, fifty rubies. one emerald and 338 pearls. It will be noticed that there are no diamonds among these precious adornments. This is accounted for by the oft quoted story of Stepben’s aver- sion to such gems because he consid- ered them “unlucky.” How's This? ‘Weoffer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F.J.CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business tranSac- tions, and financially able to carry out any obligations made by his firm. WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Oatarrah Oure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials free. Price, 75¢ per bottle. Sold by all Druegists. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. 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BEAUDETTE 315 BELTRAMI AVE. “He aims at the Religious Feeling. But there is notbing wild nor theoretic nor haphazard about his aim. knows every element that experiments of a hundred and fifty g‘éars. He makes no mistakes. Every move, every word, every detail is Before he comes to town the affair must be carefully planned. All the churches of the evange istic order are enlisted. Committees are appointed. Finances are con- cieely figured. There are captains-of tens aud of fifties. plined army, not a meb. Advertising is liberally pvdvided for. Signs and banners are painted The news- papers are eulisted. There is not an advertising agency in Ghicago or elsewhere that could not learn something Further along in his article, Dr. Crane says of the Rev. Mr. Chapman: “He organi” zes his me-tings a« a gigan the Will, as mnfluenced by the Religious Feeling.” Now let your eyes go back andfre-read the paragraphs we quoted first, and when you come to the nne: “Th-re is not an advertising agency in Chicago or elsewhere that cou!d not learn romething from J. Wilbur Chapman,” you, with ue, will say “Amen.” The thought that came to us, moreover, is that there is not an advertiser who can- not profit by a study of the ways and means of this wonderful revival. The mar- shaling of the forces, the the convincing of the hearers—all this wonderfully complete system of recognizing human nature and its wants and needs and then appealing to men from those vantage points— all this is, if we may be permitted to say so, the highest type of advertising. It is the science of advertis happiness in the life to come, but advertising peace and content iu this, is it not? So! Well, then, let us ag and religion. Al righs. vincing a man ot the mer A Sermon on Advertising The Rev. Dr-. Frank Crane contribu'ed to the Chicago Evening Post a most scholarly and philo-ophical analys's of the Chapman-Alexander revival. There was not a line in Dr. Crane’s article which was not valuable to the one who read it. particular paragraphs which we marked for comment were these: The He goes at it as a man goes for running for office. He enters into the matter. -He profits from the evangelistic calculate The battle host is a disci- from J. Wiibur Chapmac.” tic piece of machinery, all adjusted to bear upon one point, awakening of public interest, the attracting of crowds and ng put upon the noblest plane. It is not only advertising ree with you that there is a difference between - business But there i-n’t any difference in the right way of con- its of goods and the right way of convincing him of the merits of right living. Ch:pman knows humanity, because he has studied it on the spiritual side and not on the fin wmeial side. He knows that when you appeal to a man’s reason, to his impulse, to his hope, you are going a long ways toward con- vincing him. He + nows also, that the organized work. A cnmu another and the other tell One word more, Mr. Ad is nothing s» contaglous a; mere appeal isn’t enough. There must be concerted effort, a'ive influence must be exerted—so that one man tells s still anoth r, and so on until there is a wave of interest. vertiser. ' Chapman believes in what he advertises. There s belief. Enthusissm is catchin%\but enthusiasm wilts: Curiosity may be aroused, but curosity is fickle. : Belief grows! ‘So this our little sermo n on advertising. using the Chapman revival asa text. Study the field, deplov yonr forevs be ready to care for the inquires, be sure of getting inquiries, be sure you satisfy the inquires, be prepared to. meet the bills, in-’ stru.t_your lieutenants, be ready when you began—aund show by every word and acti'n that you believe in * for belief makes believers. your camp.ign. And, first, last and all the time, believe, Copyright 1910, Mahin Advertising Company, Chicago, Hll. ' ot < - The Bemidji Pioneer Read by More P ATI\/™ M A N> Than 15,000 People Each Week