Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 22, 1910, Page 3

—— BLACKSMITH Horse Shoeing and Plow Work aSnemaIty All the work done here is done with a Guarantee. Prompt Service and First Class ‘Workmanship - FOURTH ST, NEW BUIL}DING BEMIDJI, MINN, WILLIAM BEGSLEY PRIMITIVE PHYSIC. John. ¥ w‘nloy u a Physician and Some of His Remedies. It is not generally known that John ‘Wesley. in one of his brief intervals of | leisure published a. sort of medical vnde mecum called not inappropriately “Primitive Physic.” It was first pub- & lished /in 1747, and it ran into at least twenty-four editions. The author was | greatly surprised there was so swift and large a demand for it.. In the || .later editions he was able to add the word “Tried” to certain remedies the |victues of which he had meanwhile Now is the time to select. .a Christmas present for your: wife, mother, sister or sweetheart and the kind of present to buy -is | Machine or an Edison Phonograph : Our stock of Pianos is of the best that money can manufacture. We sell the Kim- ball, Bush & Lane, Baldwin, How= ard, Hamilton, Whitney, Monarch and Hinze Pianos. The Kimball Organ there is no better manufactured. The Singer or Wheeler & Wilson Sewing Machines—there are none better or as good. With care they will last a life time. The Edison Phonograph are great enter- tainers. The well known name Edison on every Phonograph and record is a guarantee of itself. We will sell these goods for cash or on easy payments. Give us a trial. Mail orders solicited. Bemidji Music Houge 117 Third St. J. BISIAR, Mgr. THE «“STOTT BRIQUET” is a solid chunk of pure anthracite screenings securely welded together . by a newly discovered process THE «STOTT BRIQUET” is about two inches 8quare--it is the easiest fuel to . handle, the best in heat giving results Money Saved "In Your Coal Bill If You Use ) STtOoTT BRIQUETS THE IDEAL ECONOMY FUEL Used in open grates, in furnaces, surface burning stoves, kitchen ranges, laundry stoves and hot water heaters, they ESTABLISH A NEW STANDARD OF FUEL VALUE. Ask your fuel dealer about Stott Bnquets---if he does not handle them, write us and we will direct you to a dealer who can supply you. Be Sure to get' Directions for burning. from the Stott Booklet--at your dealer’s Stott Briquet Co Superior, Wisconsin Please Read This Ad A Piano, Organ, Sewing: £ | criminal court judge. found opportunities of testing. After five years' careful trial and notwith- standing the objections of the:learned: be recommends for the ague “to'go: into .the cold bath just before the cold fit,” but omits.to say how to time-the coming of the fit. To prevent apoplexy ter. If this proves useless and a fit down the throat of the patient.”. 'To cure asthma “take a pint of cold wa- ter every morning, washing the head therein .linmediately after.” Wesley gives four ways of. curing old age— “take tar water morning and evening” or “a decoction of nettles” or “be elec- trified daily” or “chew cinnamon daily and swallow your saliva.” The twe great panaceas in the Wesleyan doc- trine are the use of cold water and the use of electricity, and at the end of the book are columns of every sort of disease which may be overcome by these simple expedients.—St. James" Gazette, WANTED A JOB. Therefore He Did His Best to Pleass the Manager. A certain playwright relates how a manager was much annoyed by the persistent applications for a ‘*job” made by a_peculiarly seedy individual Time and again the manager had re- ferred this person to his stage man- ager. “See Blank,” he would say, in terrupting the man's attempts to sef forth his qualifications. At last the applicant did succeed i gaining audience of Blank, the stage manager, who was in the theater for the time *‘sizing up” candidates for the chorus. There were, of course, a number ahead of him, but this fact did not prevent the seedy man from interrupt- ing the stage manager between songs with requests for a job. Exasperated, the stage manager at length turned to the pianist and or- dered him to play an accompaniment for the stranger. With considerable hesitation the seedy person raised what voice he had in song. The result was bad as bad could be. The manager suddenly commanded him to derist. “What do you mean by this tomfool- ery?” he demanded. disgusted. “You certainly have confounded impudence to ask me for a job!” “Look here!” said the stranger, an- gry in turn. “I don’t claim to be able to sing. In fact, I don’t want to sing. T'm a stage carpenter. I only sang to please you because you inslsted on it!"—Pearson’s Weekly. His Favorite Opiate. Ushers in theaters handle some pe: culiar people during a season, but the experience of the employee of a Chest: nut street playhouse was a puzzle for some_ time. A well dressed, -middle aged man would secure an end seat in the front row almost every evening He would tell the usher If he fell asleep he was not to be disturbed un- til after the show. No sooner would the orchestra play the overture than the ushers would notice that the man was asleep. At the close of the night’s entertainirent. some one would rouse the sleeper and he would leave with a polite acknowledgment. One night he explained his strange behavior: “I suffer fiom insomnia.” h& said close to the drummer in an orchestra, There is something in ‘the rhythmic to sleep.”—Philadelphia’ Times. Found a Place. The. billposter had one poster -left .and no conspicuous place to put it. He stood on the corner and wondered what he should do with it. Presently an Italian woman carrying a big load of wood on her head passed by. “Beiter than a Broadway electric tower for my business,” said he. Paste brush and paste were requisi- tioned, the poster was clapped ou the perambulating wood pile, and for fif- teen minutes the ever curlous Broad- way crowd stopped, turned and even followed to learn something about the commodlty that was advertised in that ‘| novel manner.—New York Sun. Wanted: to Know. “Have you ever read any of my hus. band’s poetry ?! “Yes 1 ha\'e ma’am.” ' “What do you think of it " “Madam, are you looking for a com- pllment for your husband’s verses or for sympathy for yourself?”—Houston Post. had that—er—yes, Different Now, “Before we were married,” sighed .the fond wife, ‘‘you used to call ‘me up by long distance telephone just, as you used to say, to hear my volce.” ““Well,” retorted the rebellious hus band, “nowadays you won't let me get far enough from you to use the long distance.”—London Telegraph. Patience, persisienve and power tc do are only acquired by work.—Hol knd. Her Evidence. 1 bad a colored woman before me '|as a complaining witness,” said a “She had a man ‘| held for trial by a city magistrate on the charge that he_bad attacked her with a pair of scissors. ‘He mout’ near The Da.ily Pioneer | lOc per Week gouze mah eye out, jedge,’ she said to Jes’ come at me lak a lion, he tlce wiy dem aclssors, jedge. not once, but for four or five times, He jes' 'eut up ‘my face lak it was a yahd of rlbwn._ Jedge.. The’ magistrate what use the cold bath and drink only: wa: should declare. itself you have only to “put a handful of salt with a pint of: cold water and if ‘possible pour it}] “The only relief 1 get s when: T sit| beating of the drum that soothes me" It’s easy,'if you're wearing one of our High At Suits or Overcoats We Sell Them Up to 30, A “hummer” at $25.00 and a “stunner” at $20. By-the-by, isn’t there something you ought to buy for the boy? Our Boys” department is every bit as complete as our Men’s. convarsny a0 STROUSE & 3R0OS. Madson, Odegard & Co. ONE PRICE CLOTHIERS ous man.' “Well, I looked her over. She had a wide, smooth. yellow face that didn’t have a mark on it. 1 told ber to re- peat her story, and she went all over it again, telling how the man had slashed her face with that pair of scissors. “But, madam.’ I said, ‘there isn't a mark on your face.’ “ sald she indignantly. ‘Marks! What 1 care for marks, lem me ask you dat? 1 got witnesses, I tell you’”—New York Cor. Cincinnati Times-Star. She Had Courage. A self possessed young woman who knew no French strolle2 into one of the larger downtown cufes. to the waiter in that decisive tone which distinguishes the initiated and glanced, over the I'rench bill of fare with the nonchalant air of a Pa- risienne. “T'll bave." she Ie,':tlll Grmly as she ! plunged into the of French dishes —=*T'll have—let me see. Obh, yes, I'll have some Dbisdue tortoni, a £ She spoke ' roll, pommes d¢ terre and a little of that fromage. And, garcon, you might as well bring me a cup of coffee.” The waiter gasped. He started to speak, but the young woman' froze him with one of those icy stares peculiar to the thoroughly sophisticated. And the order arrived—two kinds of fces. boiled potatoes and a piece of cheese. But she ate it as if she had been used to that sort of diet all her life—Cleveland Plain Dealer. IIEGLER & LZIEGLER GO. “THE LAND MEN" INSURANCE FIRE LIFE ACCIDENT Real Estate in All Its Branches FARM LANDS BOUGHT AND SOLD Go to Them for Quick Action Office--Schroeder Building Broke It Gently. “You Lroke your eiagugement vrith Miss Jaullier?” “Yes, but I broke it gently.” “How?" “Told ber what my salary was.— Clevelund Leader. Fur Ones. One day little Margie saw a dray loaded with hides passing the house. “Oh, mamma,"” she esclained, *‘there goes a man with a whole stack of cows’ overcoats!” —Chicago News. Subserihe for The Pioneer week. 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