Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, September 23, 1910, Page 8

I 55 S SRS | S PLAYFUL CHILDREN Kickapoo Worm Killer makes playful children. They like these delicious candy tablets and tease for them. Healthy children are always playful. When a child does not want to play it is sick; give it Kickapoo Worm Killer and it will soon be happy- ) Price 25c.; sold by druggists every- ‘where. New-Gash-Want-Rate ' -Cent-a-Word Where cash accompanies‘copy we will publish all “Want Ads" for half- cent a word per insertion. Where zash does mot accompany copy the regular rate of one ceuta word will be charged. ZVERY HOME HAS A WANT AD For Rent--For Sale--Exchange --Help Wanted--Work Wanted --Etc.--Etc. HELP WANTED ‘Kaye & Carter Lumber Co., at Hines, Minn., have a large tract of Cedar and cordwood to cut. Men waunted.” WANTED—Good girl for general housework. Mrs. W. W. Brown, 700 Minnesota Avenue. WANTED—Compstent girl for| general housework 905 Lake Boulevard. ':\':\NTED—Gnod girl for general housework. Good wages. 515 Bemidji. i WANTED—A Cook at the ‘.\'icolletl Hotel. “OR SALE FOR SALE CHEAP—Five room house, family gasoline launch, boat house in good coundition, about 25 cords 16 inch wood, mostly tamarack. 224 Irvin avenue. FOR EXCHANGE—$1,000 stock of General Merchandise. Will exchange tor Bemidji property or farm land. ]. H. Grant, FOR SALE—Large piano cased; organ; cost $135. Will sell for $50 if taken at once; easy terms| if desired. M. E. Ibertson. FOR SALE—160 acres of good clay | laad three miles from Bemidji if! interested call on Frank Hitchcock | 714 13st. Bemidji Minn. | FOR SALE—Cheap, No. 18 Jewe!| hard coal burner. Inquirz J. Fuller- | ton, 1417 Irwin Ave. { FOR SALE—Buggy, single harness, baby cab, tent, Eighth and America. FOR SALE—Five room cottage on Beltrami Ave. 1309. Phone 446. FOR SALE—English perambulator. ! Inquire 423 Bemidji avenue. i LOST and FOUND LOST—Between Owl Drug Store and Miles’ corner, $2.50 gold]| piece in pin form. Return to| Abercrombie’s confectionary store| SOR RENT. * FOR RENT — Three, four rocm | cottages in Mill Park. Inquire of Ralph Anderson, Mill Park. FOR RLENT—Furnished room in private house. Ladies preferred | 513 Fourth Street. | i FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms. | 515 Bemidji. i | | i MISCELLANEOUS WANTED—To let the cutting] stamping and ranking in medium sized ranks made soft from fire all the wood on my place N. E. I{ | Sec. 34 Town of Eckles Beltrami Co. Minn. Also the piling and burning of slashings and other rubbish that may be on the ground. Address M. J. Lenihan LaKeirlee Minn. Defects QUICKLY CORRECTED The chief surgeon of the Plastic Surgery Institute quickly rights all wrongs with the humau% ace or features without knife or pain to the entire satisfaction and de- light of every patient. The work is as lasting as life itself. If you have a facial itregularity of any kind write Plastic Surgery Institute Corner Sixth and Hennepin MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. | village) came back from the riv night bringing a pitcher of water j carrying iu his hand a lighted lantern, The Symbolism Didn’t Appeal. “Charlie,” sorrowfully sighed the. young lady in the parlor of the con- crete house on Washington avenue, it is nearly 12 o'clock. “Yes, Belinda,” was the breathing response of her poetical companion, who was sitting on the sofa beside ber, “the minute hand is drawing closer to (be hour hand. and when the time of midyight is chimed the two bhands will even as ome. Oh, dar- ling Belinda.” he continued as he lit- erally simulated the action of the min- ute hand, “may not the coming to- gether of those two hands be sym- bolical of us?" She broke away and stood firmly on her feet. “No, Charles Henry Smith,” she retorted angrily, “those two hands will remain as one but a single sec- ond, and then the minute bhand will divorce itself and go on its way alone. No, Mr. Smith, a mioute hand that doesn’t stick isn't the kind of sym- bolism I want!”’—Chicago News. Dividing a Long Sermon. Dr. Samuel Buell of the last half of the eighteenth century, who used to preach two or three hours, like Isaac Barrows, was ingenious in detaining his congregation. On one occasion, aft- er preaching nvearly two hours—as long as he could feel secure in the presence of all his hearers—he remarked that he was done preaching to sinners and that they were at liberty to go; the rest of his discourse would be ad- dressed to good people. A gentleman who once went to hear him stated that when the hourglass was nearly ready to be turned a sec- ond time from the commencement of his sermon he said, much to the relief of the person who related it, “Once more.” After going on some eight or ten minutes longer he said, “To con- clude.” and after another about equal interval he said, “Lastly.” The gentleman added that he expect- ed every moment to hear him say “Ev- erlastingly.” He Came Down Light. A Chicago board of trade man who was not in the babit of attending church was taking a walk one Sunday morning. and on coming to a church at the regular hour of service he de- cided to go in. As he entered the au- ditorium in which the pews were ad- justed upon a sloping floor an usher stepped forward and, wishing to con- sult him as to location before con- ducting him to a sitting. politely in- quired: “Would you like to come down pret- ty well?” Mistaking the inquiry to ‘be an ap- peal for money. the board of trade man began to fumble through his pockets as he drawled: “I'd like to, but I'm not prepared to come down very heavy, as 15 cents is all 1 have with me.”—Harper's Mag- azine. A Varnishing Tip. ‘When _ varnishing wood the work must be done in a warm room at a temperature of at least 75 degrees F. At a lower temperature the moisture in the air will give a milky and cloudy appearance to the varnish. On the other hand. at the higher temperature the moisture is not precipitated until the alcohol of the varnish bas suffi- ciently evaporated to leave a thin smooth film of shellac. The durabil- ity and gloss are dependent on this. The Blind Man’s Lantern. A blind man in Khoota (a Caucasian Some one meeting him said: “You're blind. It's all the same to you whether it's day or night. Of what use to you is a lantern?" *1 don't carry the lan | tern in order to see the road.,” replied the blind maun, “but to keep some fooi like you from running against me and | breaking wy pitcher.” His Peers. “Pa. what does it mean to be tried by a jury of one’s peers?" “It means. my son, that a man is to be tried by a jury composed of men who are his equals or on an equality with him, so that they will have no prejudice inst bhim." *““Then. pa. 1 s'pose you'd have to be tried by a jury of baldheaded wmen.” The Widow. “In a town." said a life insurance official, “where life insurance was a rare thing a schoolteacher said to a little boy pupil: **Tommy. detine the word widow.' “*A widow," Tommy answered. *is u poor woman with a large family of children who takes boarders.'" Painfully Frank. Wedderly—They say that a man and his wife grow to look alike after they have been married a few years. Now. my wife and I have been married ten years. Do you think we look alike® Singleton—Yes, indeed. You both seem to have the same sad expres- sion. Might Have Been Worse. Rheumatic Patient—Oh, doctor, I do suffer so with my hands and feet! Cheery Doctor—My dear woman, only think what inconvenience you would have to suffer without them. The Earth, Tommy — Pop, does the earth go round? Tommy's Pop—Yes, my son. But it wouldn't if it was divided among all the people who want it.— Philadelphia Record. No man has yet discovered the means of giving successfully friendly advice to women—not even to his own. —Balzaec. Albani and Gye. The story of Mme. Albani's first London engagement is as follows: | Colonel Mapleson heard of her singing at a theater at Malta, and, thinking that she would be successful, he made her an offer through an agent of a contract to sing in Her Majesty’s the- ater. She agreed to it and went to London, but on arriving there she told the cabman to drive ber to the Italian | opera house. He, instead of going to Her Majesty's, took her to Covent Gar- den. which was also devoted to Italian opera. She was shown up to the man- ager’s office and stated that she had come to sign the contract which Mr. | Mapleson had offered her. Mr. Gye. thinking to play a joke on his rival, Mapleson, made out a contract, and Albani signed it. Mr. Gye then told her that he was not Colonel Mapleson. but that be could do much better by her. He offered to tear up the contract if she lked. but told her that Nilsson was singing at Her Majesty’s and would brook no rival. Albani decided | to let the contract stand and thus be- | stock is always or hand and where the best came one of the stars of Covent Gar- dens, eventually marrying the son of Mr. Gye. Modern Kids. “So you love your new little broth- er?” asked the visitor. *“Well, dearie. will you sell him to me? I'll give you $1 for every ounce he weighs.” “No, 1 won't!” answered the angel child. “Dear, loyal little sister!” beamed the visitor. And why not?” “Because." answered the tiny tot, with a quivering lip—"because he only weighs six pounds. Come back next month an' I'll see if we can't make a deal.”—Cleveland Leader. Been Decerved Have you been betrayed by promi- ses of quacks, swallowed pills and bottled medicines without results| except a damaged stomach? To those we offer Hollister’'s Rocky Mountain Tea, to learn the value of ! a real soothing, healing, curing rem- | edy. Don’t delay, start tonight, | E. N. French & Co. Inquiring Tourist— Would youn call this a tough town? Stray Native— Tough? Say, stranger, when we have | old home week bere detectives from all over the country come and pick out 2 just who they want.—Puck. Conscience. Conscience is not avn indicator of what is right. ‘That is the province of wisdom based on kKnowledge, Con- science is the diviue imperative iwm- pelling us to do what we believe to be right. A whole 16t of people never blame the foar for parting from his money until ater ¢ ix all gone.~ Philadelphia Inquirer HORSES We are ready at all times to fill your horse requiremeants and make a special feature of handling the logging trade. Fill your wants at the big Stock Yards market where a large prices prevail for good stock i 5 $0. ST. PAUL HORSE CO. $0. ST. PAUL, MINN. “The House With a Horse Reputation.” RIQUETJ Made From PURE ANTHRACITE SCrREENINGS ASH YOUR DEALER At Our Rubber Goods Displayed In Our Window We have just received, perhaps the largest ship- ment of rubber goods ever shipped to Bemidji. As these goods were bought months ago, we are in a position to offer to the trade these goods at the prices that prevailed a year ago, regardless of the advance in rubber. Fountain Syringes at from 785¢ for the cheaper goods up to the very best manufactored at $2.25. Combination Hot Water Bottles and Syringes rang- ing in price from $1.35 to $2.75. Hot Water bottles from $ 1 to $2. These goods are all known to be strictly guaran- teed to give satisfaction. It costs you nothing to see them at the The City Drug Store Where Quality Prevails Are You Ready to Talk Fall Goods? T HERE is something about SINCERITY CLOTHES that pleases a man. It stands to reason that we are pleased with them, else we wouldn’t sell them and as a matter of fact, while we see perhaps a dozen of the representative lines in a season, there are none that seem to us so good in COPYRIGHT 1910 BY KUH, NATHAN 3 FISCHER CO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVEQ every essential. We . note, too, that they please our cus- tomers and account for it in a great measure, because there is no skimp to the way they are made. “tried on a man for the first time the collar fits close and thé lapels fit well; and there is a roominess to the garment that gives a man a certain sense of comfort and a feeling of When a coat is being well dressed. All these things mean a lot in a suit; but when you get down to the fine points of clothes value, it means more to have a “SINCERITY” label, for it stands as a guaranty against any mishap in making. Extra Values From $15.00 to $30.00 Furnishings in Newest Ideas Our Shoes Are Most Complete Ide Shirts are known as the best Shirt made. We have them in coat and regu- lar style, attached and detached cuffs, in all the new fall colorings, $1.50 to $2.00. The celebrated Packard Shoe in tan and black, all leathers, in button or blucher in the new High Arch Rooter last, at $4 and $5. Silver Brand Shirts in all styles, $ 1.00 to $1.25. Fall Underwear in Union and Two- Piece Suits from $1 to $6. At $3 and $3.50 we are showing the best Shoe values to be found in the very latest styles. The Sincerity Clothiers Model Clothing Store