The Washington Bee Newspaper, October 4, 1902, Page 6

ety da i bs . 1 ees ——_<——<—$<—$—$—<—— THE WAS a TRICKED THE JUDGE How Police Court Lawyer Wo Magistrate’s Sympathy. Made His Honor, Who Is a War Vet eran, B Before Army Comrade, eve That the Tramp Him Was a Grand f one who wants to get Int trouble with City Magistrate Josep Pool, s the New Y« it by i lting the the Republic or in his proy Magistr: up for th and ar At least, this is wh k Sun, can d id Army o of its member any e. The converse of th Isc t ol on your side every time events in the pol City Magist an Pool is a grant elf. While he wr » build up a law practice a the civil war began. He n the Sixty-seventh Ohio in a time as secon thea appointec rmaster, At the x he was musterac k of brevet lieuteo ant c est in war. the magistrat the stories the lawyers tell are true- into what he suppc t explains his inter men who fought in tha: And on one occasion at le has been tr ed was an act 01 y toward an old sympathy and ¢ 6 e in arms. It was a dull day in the court. Among the prisoners was ar unfortunate whom the police would ‘an ordinary bum.” He had been arrested for intoxication. One of the lawyers got hohl of the pris- oner and properly instructed him and also tipped off the policeman who ar- rested him. Then they ptt a badge made out of a cent and a piece of chewing gum on the man’s lapel. The cent made a good enough G. A. R. emblem to de- ceive anybody who was nearsighted police class as | “OLD G. A. R. MA The prisoner's turn at the bar of jus tice came at last. “Old G. A. R. man,” said the to the rate in a tone full of suppressed compassion. “Well well, old G. A R. man, eh?” repeated the magistrate, leaning over toward the pr 1er. “Well, this is a pleasure. Old G. A. R. man,’ eh? what regiment were you in? The prisoner, prompted by the law- yer in a whisper replied: lawyer | magist “The ——th Ohio, yer honor.” “Inde ’ said the wm strate, “Why, I was in an Ohio regiment my- self. Who ¥ your colonel?” “Col. Brown,” was the prompted re- | ply. “Col. Brown? Why, I don’t remem- ber him. What battles were you in?” “Tell him,” whispered the lawyer, “that you were in several—Gettys- burg, sure.” The answer was repeated. “Why, ur regiment wasn't at Gettysburg,” said the magistrate. “Tell him you were transferred to a Massachusetts regiment,” whis- pered the lawyer. “Well, you see it wuz this way, yer honor: I wuz transferred out of me regiment into a M achusetts regi- ment,” was the reply of the prisoner. The magistrate asked a few more raestions of the prisoner. “Well,” he said finally, “this poor man looks as if he needed a bath. Here, officer, take this five-dollar bil and take this man somewhere where he can get a good bath, a good mea} and a clean bed.” The prisoners eyes glisteneS “The prisoner,’ continued the mag- istrate, “is honorably discharged. You are honorably discharged. Go and sin no more.” As soon as the policeman got his prisoner to the street he booted him half a block and then the policeman, the lawyer and the rest of the court erowd had several rounds of drinks at the corner saloon out of the five dollar bill. And they say that the magistrate had as much fun out of the story as anybody when they told it to him a week later. But it didn’t break his faith in the grand army man. Sitting Hen Protects Purse. Mrs. William Rigg arion, Ind., the arrest of Frank Garigus on the charge of stealing a pocketbook containing $40, which she alleged was hidden under a tub at her home. While Garigus was awaiting trial Mrs. Riggs remembered having transferred the pocketbook from the tub and of plac- ing it under a sitting hen in the barn. An officer was dispatched to the Riggs home and found the pocketbook un- der the faithful hen, who made a game fight to prevent the officer from taking ‘t. gs, of N caused itilam TREED BY MAD BUCK. Disagreeable Plight of a Man Who Played Good Samaritan to an Injured Fawn, Olen Bowles, of Costello, Pa., will never in to be Good Samari- n trouble. He works for the big tannery com- pany there. He woods day, recently lookix contract. tan toa was in the g over a bark or un old woods road he clump of Passing along a fawn }) y ina bushes. As the fawn did not move he walked up to it and found that it was bleeding from an injury in its shoulder. With the intention of taking the with him and wounded n home THE BUCK ON GUARD, doctoring it, Bowles was stooping to lift it up in his arms when the fright- ened little animal began bleating piteously. It had scarcely uttered its first ery when Bowles heard a } commotion in the brush, and looking up saw two deer, a big buck and a doe, bounding toward him. The buck had on a fierce front, the bristle on his neck standing erect and his eyes blazed with fury. Bowles hastily climbed a tree. He got out of range time to escape a savage lunge from his horns. The doe took the fawn away into the wood. The buck, however, stayed right at the foot of the tree and pranced and snorted around it at move Bowles made, keeping him there until long after dark. When he thought the buck had gone Bowles slipped down out of the tre ed to put behind him the three miles that ly between that spot and home as quickly as his legs would let him, He hadn't gone every away nds 50 yards, though, before the buck was after him. Dodging from tree to tree Bowles made his ulong un- n answered his cries for help. Then the buck The rescue andoned the chase. settler who went to Bowles’ aid the buck was a terror of | Didn’t Care Whether Passenger Was Man or Monkey So Long as He Paid the Fare, The street-car conductor with a tal- ent for re ished order is rare, and note should le of him when found. pe er found one out in the nborhood of Bronx park last week, artee of the neat and pol- be m A dis- sati “TWO, MA’AM?" says the New York Times, when two women who had been trying to get to the zoological show complained of the difficulty they had had in elicit- ing any information about its where- abouts. “Yes, madam,” the dissatisfied man —a stranger to them—chimed in, “I can quite sympathize with you. The fact is, I don’t believe these con- ductors know the difference between botanical gardens and zoological. I doubt if any of them could even tell a monkey from a man.” “Fares, please,” said the conduc- tor, interrupting the conversation just at that point. res, please. 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