The Washington Bee Newspaper, August 9, 1902, Page 6

Some people are fools. Good friends are hard to find. The po jan South, has lost his leadership. There are world. Senator Hanna is man. There will be a shaking the dry bones. The democratic party is prepar- ng for the fight. Col. Bryan will g ble. President Roosevelt has on of the Wizzard. | like others because | | | some great men in the| the winning u in} ive them trou- a good opini Some men they can be used. | ‘yhe world is fu'l of sin, The southern politicians will have to take a back seat. When yon think | the best you are doit Your pretended friends wi you in the back. Ia there to be PO unit celored attorneys Don’t pass your friends and pre tend that you don’t see them. You may need them — day} «vbl doing in | | ll stab} vou are ng noth y among when you arein 2 The man who knows @ friend | will keep him. Don’t be carried away by new faces Tt you need him. Speak the truth always and then e no cause to fear. ne truest friend isthe one when | you will hav The man who comes to you with] a tale is a deceiver. The truth is easy to tell when you are honest. Speak well of vour friends. This is a world in which men should act. Dr. J H. M. Waring, and Dr | Bruee Evans wake good superint ndent | The Board of do something for the peonle. Who will be the next presidential nominee. Prof. B ought to give Let as live in peace. Who leads the necro? Washington the Wizzard of the South. Has the negro a leader. good would g of theschools. Edueation could Wasting Roo ker T - ye t.] the courtrys Why certainly Is the race in need of a leader? If von are right don’s fail to act Friends} jewel and yon should ne: er lose it. Think friends. The colored som mission is dead. The bill is a dead letter. There are lotsTof puddle dogs in this city, oe zit If you have never seen & fice dog listan when he barks at THF BRE. Only small dogs bark at. THF Brr: os | They are harmless. = They must bark at big things t- Tet other dogs know that they are alive. in is 8 of those who are your ee Keen Observation, “Do you know anything about the People who have moved next door?” she inquired. |taken into account. jar | After MAIL WAS DELAYED. That Is Why a Kansas Lover Lost a | Bride Whom He Values at $10,000, James Wilson of Wichita, Kas., is in line for a ribbon. Unlike most lovers, his grievances are subject to redress if he can only convince the cou that Uncle Sam cheated him out of a wife, who, he estimates, } would have been worth $10,000 him—rather a startling figure when | the records of the divorce courts are | Wilson's sweet- heart was \ Ada N. Smith of | Oklahoma City O T. They were to have been married, but he claims that the ceremony was | | | } to iss prevenied | THE GIRL WAS IN A RAGE by the negligence of the Kansas City j mail service He have met his sweetheart at Cherok have was to ee Kas., and they at the e married lative there. He r in W is, paid the clerk it send it on to Cherokee to him. the meantime he went to meet to be. The date of the wedding arrived, but the not. He the clerk of the probate court Winfield, that the had n forwarded all O. that to issue his bride wired at license K. license did who said be then went to the postoffice at Chero- for his m The girl was in | to | kee and asked There was none given him. at him, and him at once. He begged her to wait another day. She did, and still another but the necessary paper did not arrive. They could have got one there at Cherokee, but she was furious at his 1 d said that if one Winfield did not ar- never marry him. four days it did not Two days threatened alleged negligence, the rive she from ud w wai come and she went home. later the handed to him, having been delayed in transmission. necessary envelope was HE WANTED REALISM. And When He Got It from the Maiden with the Stony Heart he Re- turned Thanks, She could his face es he knelt and asked her to be his. for she did much suffer- al caused him, not see was glad of that, to She not wish know how ng her re She told him as gently as she could their lives could not be linked that, although n and esteemed him, she felt that togeth she ad- mired that it as well as her would be risking his future own te consent to a “§-I-R-R-R!" SHE CRIED. union when she was sure no affinity existed. It was a touching speech, and she threw so much heart into-it that she did not observe he was taking notes in shorthand. When she had concluded he arose and put his notebook in his pocket. Extending his-hand he remarked, ially: m ever and ever so much obliged to you.” “S-i-r-r- “You did it ever so nicely and I'm | under a thousand obligations. I'm “Not much,” he answered; “except that their honeymoon is not yet over.” “How did you find that out?” “By observing. It was raining when he came home this evening, but she did got make him stop at the front door to wipe his feet."—Washington Star. What He Wonld Need. “My friend,” exclaimed the eloquent minister, “were the average man te turn and look himself squarely in the eyes and ask himself what he really needed most, what would be the first reply suggested to his mind?” “A rubber neck!” shouted the preco cious urchin in the rear of the room —Tit-Bits. ~~ Ee ee writing a novel, and I have a scene in which a girl refuses to marry 4 man. I was anxious to avoid the stereotyped style of depicting such incidents and to make it realistic. You're the seventh girl I have pro- posed to, and every one of the others accepted me. If you had said ‘Yes,’ I think I'd have been completely dis- couraged.” Food Is Cheap in Russia. Food is very cheap in the Russian empire. The son is assigned to and | in | to Cherokee | fHE WASHINGTON YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD AT House & Herrman The Only C omplete Housefurnishing EstaLlishment tran; Washington. SER. |DoG SAVED THE PAIL But the Bear and the Groceryman Made Their Escape. How a Tin Bucket Came Back to Its Owner Siter tt Had Keen Worn "by Bruin as a Sort of Rak- ish Helmet. lost an eight-quart tin pail on o buckleberry one summer in a mz that was certa ‘ wet barre j {4 { | ame back . “and it ¢ ay that was quite as ex- map i reking rest, and, with strange ine my } one d hue’ mine eight-quart tin pail at the farm where I was living, ympnied by the shepherd y that I would go To make this trip of rrowed an zh out farmer's very Sandy, sal- “The berry barren was a mile or so Chas. B. 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Largest cir- culation of any scientific = Terms, $3 a Osice, £5 F St. Washington. 7 7 ‘ <A Lig t Running All uncemfortable and iniurious steel ADVANTAGE —_— OF — BAILEYS Improved Truss. ion with perfect safety. spring pressure is avoided, The pad is held in place hv woven bands, which retain an equal pres-|a very sick-loc sure in all positions of the hodv. | ¥ It can he worn in hed, a great desid-| eratum to yi i | eee ate youug as tending toa It is the only suitable truss for chil- dren and females. dle dropped down and caught ut € proner amount of pressure can he| his lower jaw. This took him by sur- ‘rought to bear and maintained in| “WV Position wi inchi: | : hve ae recat pinching or poisis eos senlacea on the pa-| The , dropped on all fours and Exceptiuz umbilical, it is the best j made frantic efforts to scrape the pail truss ever offered for all kinds of | off, first with one paw and then with hernia. |the other. Sandy assumed that his | strategic move had worked to the | proper r lt, and he retired from be- and attacked the enemy SANDY RETURNED THE PAIL king utensil out of the And it spilled all my berries “The bear came right on, and in my desperation 1 jammed the lown over his The pail k battered The pail was well down over It is so perfect and comfortable in its adiustment that the patient in a short time forgets he is wearing it.| t¥ee2 My fore the cert'ficate of Mr. Daniel | im the rear. ale on) _ | “Lhe bear at or ostage paid to any add: | e receipt of price; y AS pares ue double truss n ordering. cive locatio i: - +2 no right or left sid Bide . _ Hy measurement. Satisfaction giv 4 si ve money refu a | when the truss nde is .eturned in aS ss order Address: Zooxt original stand p Bs eH Railey, Room 15, 609 F St.,.N W. or 2921MSt., N. W., Was, D.C. the 5 mpt to get the cumbering pail off $3 for single and $4! of his head, and | The de e abandoned turned on the dog tacties and took his position between at once renewed his strategic n't moved an inch from my When the bear, with | the undoubted impression that the dog had shown the white feather again, saw him in his old place between my he advanced to the charg pail still perched on his head, | and cocked to one side in a rakish way | giving him a most comical appearance jin spite of his rage—something as a helmeted soldier might look with a | jag on. “The bear came on and Sandy treated. A good-sized stone lay near me. I picked it up and threw it at the bear. I hit him alongside the head and he bawled like a mad bull. “Then Sandy came back and pitehed in again, and I took advantage of the engagement to streak it toward home. I turned once and looked back. “The bear, still with his rakish hel- met on, was doing his best to get his elutch on the dog, and the dog was dodging him and nipping him every now and then in the rear. If Sandy wanted to stay there and fight it out with the bear, I thought that was his own business. It was me for home, and I wasn't long in getting there. “Maybe it was an hour after I got in that I was standing in the road and saw Sandy come trotting along, looking a little tired, but with never a hitch nor a halt. And in his mouth he had the eight-quart tin pail. “The pail couldn’t have been bat- tered worse if a wagon had run over it, but it was the pail, and Sandy had it. He never noticed me, but went on to the house and put the pail onthe back stoop. “How he got the pail away from the bear, of course we never knew, but Sandy was never chummy with me after that, and I always thought he had it on his mind that if I hadn't Tun away from him that day we might have got the bear, too.” ey CENTER MARKET. Miller & Krogmann, ——— DEALERS IN ——_ Hams, Bacon, Lard, re- Beef and Beef Tongues. “Dove Brand” Hams a Specalty 451, 452 and 453 Center Market. 401 302 Northern Liberty Market. WILBUR F. NA8B *500 CENTRE MARKET, Hams, Bacon, Lard, DRIED AND CHIPPED BEBF, COOKED HAMS, TONGUES BRANCEES: 169 Centre Market, 94495 O St. Market, 2 Residence, 122 M Sta. j . --—- + == TELEPHONE INCIDENT Eavesdropper on a Par, Taught a Lesson Which ae > Never Forge, ill Telephone party amusements as w forts. When the tel a neighbor across ¢}, greatest temptatior some women quietly the receiver and hear on. One woman w annoying to the « party line got a day she will doubt telephone, says the | nal, to it and quietly rang and, down so tha ing only to t indi “Hello, dear, ymebody’, ceiver. ( wish they'd st« who was listening ly. n just came the so provoking you to come The rest of the “Hello, Mrs. Brown hear me now?” “Yes, a little—tha ; the street has got |—that's Mrs. M she rushes to the | what I've got to say « answer te *phone rings.” “Indeed, and I don't thi came the thir two women who wer heard the click. “y got “Yes, 2 the answ The hood dent. receiver aid Mr her think line of better party works LOOKING FOR A BRIDE, While Doing Pushes Invalids It George W. Barnes About the At- Jantie City Boardwatk 1 his fortu him in Mary rests of of wheel down the beach | for he long in eyes th and when | won't tion.” open be poj Since the publicati ance, which was left b | FLOODED WITH LOVE William P. Barnes, ur condition, Barnes has with letters from “just dying to meet him “They're all too Barnes “Unele William an aversion to Miss Do I suppose that’s why h money on the conditior not marry her. My me that as soon as but her I can lega money.” wor wi law I ma A Hint for Bon Vivant* A great deal of the so-calir¢ n agne drunk in this countr made in France of Amer The apples are here co dried, sent to France, verted into cider. Carbon is added, with yexst an voring powder, and sor noisseurs smack their !'/ under the delusion tha: it # + champagne. ——— es j and | gas fis he come per it re