The Washington Bee Newspaper, November 9, 1901, Page 3

ant. 1a that may lest yourg n, and any nswered Saturday May CLEMATIS. ———— int some people 1iak they know, jates with a man zo0d looking, uon and habits heaper to spend of yourself | hands to be petted in response to a} s bills trying to io disowns that himself. 1inent doctor, Washington is for several girl who away with lof Howard over esti- @ girls visit- ctrothed, ex- in company a homely 1ot even good » old to associ e you look y are. re essential st to be re Some people , others for for the good yourself to be iould first be 1 be benefited because you retly that it is yourself before ——___¥Wn_ WASHINGTON MURDERED BY BULL. Man Is Deliberately Killed by a Revengeful Beast. Other Instances Which Prove Con- clusively That quently Cheri Toward Human Beings, Animals Fre- part of the world is common murdered are quite : have | cases, though, where animals have killed men in such a r ner t had been bipeds instead of q ds, they would have been ! tried for and convicted of murder the first de, Stories of seve murders by animals come e from E land. A Lincolnshire bull suddenly evinced a hatred for its owner, and the farmer had need of the great agility to avoid the animal wheneve he happened to be in the same field with it. With every one else on the | farm the bull was as gentle as could | be, and even would come to the farm | peculiar call. One day a farm hand working in a field saw the bull, which | was grazing in a meadow near by, walk to a gate leading to the yard | of the house, lift the latch with his nose and pass through. In the yard | was the fa asleep in a chair tilt- | inst side of the house, The bull seemed to know that the} farmer was asleep, and stealthily | approachedhim. The farm hand, real izing what the animal was about, | with a pitchfork to try the impending muri The bull y was too late. f a doze TRAGEDY ON A FARM. (Revengeful Bull Makes Dead Attack on 1 that you is not to be too re Offer of mar- g well and you lary think well. is so willing 1 about you honest com- you. ture days be ng to better irry. But, be that you are change your You have you are doing dependent Your success is ice honesty, would forget nan is unfit lady. No to insult s watch the falsehoods. You de sposition will lends. Your May your now. Your explains it ihe date f will no ! r white as ol teacher has | from morning | small, yet} all girls should d be the best. d don’t be to change you rn to them after us gettired of you. your company will im- deep, it soon when she is! lhouse keeper S worth. y re certain lition. yu May re everything is uk that the| found in Sleeping Farme ) furious rush, pinning the man against the side of the building and killing him instantly. Without waiting to gore his victm the bull turned and strolled out into the meadow again. A corporal in a native Indian regi ment was murdered by a monkey. The monkey had been caught young, and had been kept as a pet by an} officer of the regiment, who was fond of him on account of the unusual intelligence he showed. It was the duty of a certain corporal to feed the} monkey, and one day he accidentally} gave it some food which caused it great pain. The monkey never for- got or forgave the corpor though | another soldier was assigned to the duty of feeding the animal. One morning the olflicer awoke to find his pet, which slept in the same room, missing. He dressed hastily and went out. The first thing he -heard| was that the corporal had been found in his company room with his throat eut, the monkey sitting on his body toying with a razor. The razor sub- sequently was identified as one be- longing to the officer, and had been left on the table in his room when he went to bed the preceding night To commit the crime the monkey must have gone out, razor in hand, into the pitch-dark night, walked 200 yards to the men’s quarters, slipped past the guard and made his way down a long corridor to the room where the corporal was sleeping. No one saw the monkey until after the murder had been committed. A boy of 13 was murdered by a race horse, which had taken a vio- lent dislike to him. It is believed that the boy at some time had teased or maltreated the horse, for it was | gentleness itself with every one else. | | The boy was warned not to go near the horse, but one day he entered a loose box stall where his enemy was | h Enmities | In | | {its pav BYE. A PARROT AND Doc TIME. |THE NEW POLICEMAN tris Judge with the Wisdom of a Solomon Gets a Difficult Case Of His Hands, There were two cases in the correc- tional chamber at Paris of a decidedly opera bouffe ; The pl ere women. Pls ach case upon the what she ed that was her It had been taught whenever yusly cleve neighbo e went o the ani- “ © instigation of its mis- threw stones at her nes by tossing them up with tress it g window p By this time the people in court were convulsed with laughter, but the judge remained serious. In comment- ing upon the two cases he pointed out that neither action had been correctly described as a suit for libel. Then he rendered his decision, which was worthy of a Solomon. One of the plaintiffs, he said, should have prose- euted the og, the other should have Both ac s having should, cited the parrot. been wrongly instituted, he therefore, dismiss them both. REFUSED TO BE SPANKED. Pretty Actress Balks at the Unique Demands of Her Manager for a Sensation, Miss BD. Agnes Lane was asked to sub- mit to a spanking on the stage, just to liven up the first act of “Don Caesar de Bazan.” Miss Lane declined to be apanked, so her engagement to play Maritana in a “Don Caesar” road com- pany was canceled and now she has j Lane played minor parts last season in the Bernhardt-Coquelin company. “T was hired as a leading woman,” said Miss Lane, “and after the re- hearsals were all over I was told that I was not soubrettish enough to suit some mythical person referred to by the manager as the financial backer of “I REFUSE.” the company. I never could find out who the backer was. Mr. Rostell told me that he was delighted with my act- ing, but that the gentleman with the money was not satisfied. He wanted Don Caesar to take me across his knee and spank me. When I refused he said I would have to quit the company. The mysterious and nameless backer with money wanted to spoil that beautiful tableau at the end of the first act by confined. The horse at once knecked . paving me in a short skirt stretehed the boy down, grabbed him by the and beat his brains out by slamming | him against the sides of the stall. The horse kept the would-be rescuers at bay while he was committing his murder by kicking violently. Having killed the boy, he allowed the stable hands to enter the stall without try- ing to do them harm. There have been several instances where ele- phants have watched an opportunity | and murdered their keepers, against | whom they had some grievance, per- haps of long standing. Pussy’s Salary Was Raised. Some time ago the cat of the St. Paul post office made a record by month. In recognition of her ebili-! ties the postmaster wrote to Wash- ington, asking an increase in her sal- ary, and she now receives $10.40 a year. Soon after she showed her gratitude by presenting the govern- ment with five kittens, each of which entered the United States service as soon as it was old enough to tackle a rat. a SS rats and mice im one | tators. across a man’s knee and getting back of his waistcoat with his teeth | spanked just for jumping up and ssy- ing: ‘What’s that,’ when they fired the guns.” Hanged Herself in Public, A strange story comes from China of the public suicide of a Chinese wom- an at Foo Chow. She resolved on the deed after the death of her husband, and informed the public of her inten- tion. The taotai endezvored to pre- yent her, and on account of typhoon and floods the suicide was twice post- poned, but all efforts failed to divert the woman from her purpose, and, be- | decked in her finest clothes, she pab- licly hanged herself on a platform be- fore which stood several hundred spec- Asks $3,000 for Her Kisses. A cireuit court jury at Sheboygan, w awarded Mrs. Bouska, of the | town of Adell, a verdict for $500 as balm. Peter Hugent was the defend- ant in the case. He promised Mrs. Zouska one dollar for every kiss she | gave him. Failing to collect she insti- tnted suit. She asked the court for $2,000 damages. —_— ome t asked her lawyers to sue Edwin meat tell for the amount she invested in costumes to be used in the play. Miss } the “¢ Neatly Tricked by Young Rascals He Intended to Capture. Carriage Used as Siding Place Atmost Proves His Undoing—Is Driven In to the Country and Has to Pay His Pare Back Again, A Milwa pointed to the police f : pa need that’t { ihe wa ziven who for of great a wd | | ger of the the- j weeks had been a source ao,ance to the m ater. On the evening when a particular attraction was billed at the play- | ays the Milwaukee Sentinel, man noticed the boys as nging about the front doors ting no small disturbance. Now as a matter of fact boys in the small towns have a way of , police officers even as the, cities, and the new p: ing thi : t he would work ich would be the means of m 2 a much-talked-of sleuth at the ntral station, A number of hacks and carr were standing at the theater trance, and the new policeman, after, as he thought, eluding the gaze of the youngster: shadow of the street and ensconced himself on the cus on seats of a hack, ready in an instant to run out and grab the youthful offenders. But he did not know the kind of youngsters he had to deal with. More than one pair of eyes watched him cross the street, | and it was not long before a boy's voice told the driver of the hack, who was taking a drink in a near-by sa- a plan I crossed in the o watch | | a : ; JOTTINGS OF THE POETS. ATTENTION LADIES -Hair Reorer.- All wno are dersirous of having a beautiful suit of hair, or if your hair is failing out, you ‘should get a bottle of Uasiroline, better known as the Renowned Hair Restorer Orient Complexion Cre m ao ell shin diseases and makes the like velvet. Price, 25c to 5c per bottle, Treatment of the Skin and Seaip STRAIGHTENING A SPECIALTY. All kinds of implements an¢ articles for sale. 304 4th Street Northwest. eures Ageney at THE BEE Office. i a 5 ! J. B. Dabney, Funeral Director Hiring, Livery and Sale Stables carriages hired for funerals, par tues, balls, receptions, etc. +Hors Ss and carriages kept in first-class style and satistation guaranteed. Busines at 1132 3rd Street, N. W. Main Office branch at 222 Alfred Street, Alexandria, Va. Telephone for Office Main 1727 ‘TYelephone call for Stable Main 1482-5. Qur Stables, In Freeman's Alley Where I can accommodate fifty horses. Cail and inspect our new and modern caskets and in- vestigate our methods of doing First-class work. ch 1182 8rd St. nv. w. ] H. DABNEY, Proprietor. The Rules That Failed, , Ke longed 1 hundred years, And t m dissipation; He m: to indulge In proper recreation; He never drank nor smoked nor chewed, He husbande powers And never varied from his rule Of keeping proper hours. He made a study of the forms A YELL TO STOP, toon, that the policeman was snooz- ing in the vehicle. There was a moment’s discussion and then a plan of revenge was de- cided on. The hackman walked noise- lessly around the dark side of the carriage, and before the officer knew what was being done the horses were whipped and going at a mad rate of speed down the street. The was @ yell from inside to stop, but the driver never heard. Around corners and over crossings at a pace that made the policeman’s hair stand up with ht the horses dashed as he clung frantically to the seat to keep from having his head bumped against the top of the hack. The ride lasted for 15 minutes, and when the horses were finally allowed to settle into a walk and stop the dis- tance back to the policeman’s beat was reckoned by the hack driver at about four miles. Of course there was an argument, possibly some lan- guage that would not bear repeat- ing, but through it all the hack driver maintained an air of calm indiffer- ence until, in a last effort to contain himself from laughing, he made the proposition that the policeman pay his fare back to town. It was insult té injury in the of- ficer's eyes, but notwithstanding he remembered that the chief was at the theater and if he was not seen upon the beat when the play was out ques- tions .would be aske Accordingly, with much loud talk, a $2 bill was produced, and the driver with profes- sional politeness opened the carriage door for his passenger to enter on the return trip. When the hack finally did come in sight of the opera house there was 4 scattering of small boys, but it was Ané mysteries of diet; He shunned the busy marts of trade, To live in 5 quiet; He wore h. Hygienic 1 He'd ne'er have slept sa aaly fresh air, For twenty thousand dollars. He might have lived a hundred years, As he so much desired, If he had not lain down one day And suddenly expired. They rubbed his hands, they called his name, Alas! he would not rally— He and a sturdy William goat Had frolicked in an aliey. -S. E. Kiser, in Chicago Record-Herald, Nature's Voices. No false note ever strikes in Nature's musie, Pure melody in every tone, the strain Of harmony is in its depths, the sweetness Of brook, of wind, and patter of the rain. A drowsy sense of comfort in the lapping Of waves upon the beach. A grand, deep strain Of org in the long, maj Of thunder, rumbling in train, ‘apping ue lightning’s The h hum ef bees, the insects in the meadow wings in tones as sharp and | lling shadow, irds; all charm and A thousand voices touch our hearts and cho in a cave, to roar bewildering fury | arms the waiting shore, | arm Journal, Penee, The heart where peace abides is like the ocean Whose depths the surface storms can never move, But still abides in deep, unruffled quiet, For all the foam-flecked waves that roll above. ADVERT ISE 4 THE WASHINGTON BER Jos. J. Kelley 782 SECOND ST., 8. W. ©OR. H STREET, FINE WINES, _ LIQ ORS, & CIGAR | relate iSth and H Sts.,n. w. JOHN T. DEVINE. WASHINGTON, D. G, GitinAN ~ HOTEL 14 and K Sts. Northwest. Strict.y First-Class Mea Fredonia, “He PIRST-OLASa FAMILY HOTEL, + AumnicaN Prax, ——>— Evuxerman Pian 1821-1828 H Street Nerthweet, WASHINGTON, D, O, WASHINGTON DANENHOWER, PROPRIETOR. » x HOTELS. BALTIMORE. | The Stafford clic PLAN: ROOMS ONE DOLLAS AND A HALF AND UPWARDS: @ AssoLure.y Finzrnoor: EQUIPPED WITH ALL MODERN IMPROVE foxes. SirvaTro On WasHinGTON PLACE, AP va” cout OF WasHINcton More MENT, IN THE MOST FASHIONABLE PARE pr Tax city, CONVENIENT TO DePots, ‘Tees AND Business Centers. uxsine UNEXCELLED. JAMES P, A. O'CONNOR, MANAGER The heart where peace abides is like the heaven. The limped dome where clouds in sullen might May come and go; but through each rift appearing The blue shines forth the same serene and bright. Ob, send our hearts this blessed peace, great Father! That thus endowed and cheered through Thy dear love, This life becomes to us, Thy faulty chil- dren, A foretaste of the better life above— not done quick enough for the new ~Miss E. H. Warner, in N. ¥. Observer, officer to escape hearing the delight- ed peals of laughter as the iast tat- tered coat and cap whisked around the corner. Find Diamond tn City Dump. A diamond earring, valued at §250,- and lost by Miss Lizzie McDonald, recovered later in a pile of garbage at the city dump at the foot of Ninety- fifth street, Chicsge: is a relative of Dr. Larkin, and was vis- iting at his home when she lost the | and in answer the autumn breeze earring. She did not discover the loss until = hou clean When a search was -made the emda could not be found. The garbage had been carried away and the members at the y did not know » hac Through Ward Inspecior h the identity of the garbage i was learned. He took Dr. Larkin to the place where he had dumped the load of garbage, and, after a search of half an hour, the earring was found. Hornets’ Nests, A hornets’ nest usually contains from 300 to 400 perfect males and fe- males and an indefinite number of workers. re cr Miss McDonald | Treasure-burdened, he plods along, ise had been thoroughly | T' Harvest Song, Summer all is pleasure past, Summer charm is a tale that’s told; Days of reaping have come, at last, Days of ripeness and days of gold; Down the meadow-way, glad and strong, Love comes singing his harvest song. Lote ts terry Yili aetna wth Brown and br: is he, Master strong m t aie sell, Lord of pasture, and plant and treeg Singing brightly bis harvest song. Sings 2 pleasant and fair refrain, through the boughs of the orchard trees, O’er the fields of the waving grain. Hark, the echoes about him throng— Nature’s singing her harvest song. —Frank Walcott Hutt, in Farm Journal. Causes of Comfort. Petted Wife — This old-fashioned chair is delightfully antique, but very uncomfortable. I don’t see how your| mother could like it. Husband (mildly)—I presume she was usually tired when she sat down, —N. Y. Weekly. Cynical, H “I wonder if there really is any} honor among thieves?” “Certainly not. Thieves are Just as bad as otber people.”—Philadel- phia Press. ___ — Baltimore, Md. W. Calvin Chase, Attomey and Counselor at tie —AND— —Wotary Public— Practices im all the Courts in Virginia ang the District of Columbia. Office 1100 I Street, n. w. Washingtoa, D.C. GENERAL RAILROAD ANB Steamboat Ticket Office: The Richa nd Transter Ox and e — te Office + 961 /ar Titres tral) pig paeererys Passengers and cops baggage checked t L. H. Harris DRUGGISP avo onsen im A : x Ehemicels [eure Drugs N € mie Perfumery, ToHet and Fanoy Articles, &e ATENT MEDICINES. Physicaan’s Piesessp tions Carefully and Accurately Com Pounded Day and Night Cor. 3d and F Sts., 8. W. WASHINGTON, D.C SS a ne a = } j i } tan : x ]