The Sun (New York) Newspaper, January 29, 1869, Page 2

AMUSEMENTS. —— WALLACK’#—Sho Btoops to Conquer, BOWERY THEATRE-The Octoroon, Matinée on Satarday. DROVGHAM'S THEATRE, Mth street, adjoining Fi ‘Aveaue Hotel.—Detter Late than Never, and Dra- matic Review fot 1908, DOOTH'S THEATRE, M4 et., betwoen Sih aud Ota ave, Feb. 8.—Openine night, KEW FORK CIRCUS, Mth st, opposite Acadony of Mosie—The Brothers irareit, Matinée Wednos- day wnd Saturday at 24 P.M. THE TAMMANY—Tho Risley Japanese Troupe. Mati née on Saturday Wood's MUSE Animals, GRAND OPERA MOUSE=La Perichoie. Satuntay, THEATRE FRANCATS—L'hul Crove. unday, OLYMPIC THRATRE~tampty Damp Ai o'clock, Wednesdays and Sataran; BNEDECOR'S ART GALLERY, 7 Broadway—Thos. Mls * Yoserutte Vatley” ad other Paiatiogs Metange, &¢. |J—Ernaniand Mico, Living and Wia Matinée on Matinge on # Matindes at Tt Rtiwes for ATL FRIDAY, JANUARY 29, 1869, Terms of the Run, Twenty copies to one addross Fifty copies to one address Worrery per year Twenty copies to Fifly copies to one adress AGeitional copies, m Chur pack Taymeni invariably in advance. ADYERITSIAG RATES, Forni Paar, per ine Three Hines (22 words) or leas, conte | BrRcIAL Novices, per ine... 2695450 Besrenes Novices, per line, B cunts Leapns VERTISEMENTS Charge) Oaly.OF the Apace ecen pied 1x Warr iy—per Hine as above. ‘THE BUN ved to mnbwerthers at thelr homes, | throughout the Metropolitan District, at 12 cents per | Week. Orders for the pe corner of Naesau and Fr Bowe-sianis. F received at the sux Ouiee Kfort #18, OF at apy of rs — To Advertisers. ‘Tre Rox far exrendts every oth @troutation In th Doken. te nity paper th tte ety, Broo) lyn, Jersey City, and Hoe in other parts of the country te feito rapidly | wo ally tn the Southera and Western sates, Lc thus offers @ most valumoie med win for every kiud of advortising whieh ty designe t to be Feed by the great masses Of the people. Our rates are 1, clrenlation belag conttucres, than those of any othier journal A Stupendous Swindle, Twenty to thirty years ogo the firm of Ovenexn, Gunny & Co, foremost banking houses in Lo: was one of the lon, Its partners were Quakers, Ov EuEND was its nominal heel, the chief manager being Sa- MUEL GURNEY, a man of Immense wealt and holding #0 conspicuous a place in poli tics that he was selected to minke the opening address in favor of Lord Joun Russens’'s return to Parliament in the groat contest of 1847, when the Livery of London had tobear thelr hard-prosed chiof off the ficld upon their shiells. Sir ‘I. Fowr Buxron, a brotherinJaw of Gunxry, the friend of Bnovenam, and a proininent actor in the House of Commons during the struggle for tho abolition of West Iudia slavery, was a member of the firm, So was BAKCLAY, a re lative of the Gunnxeys, and the head of the famous brewers, Bancray, Prati & Co, Josern Joux Gunxny, the eloquent Quaker preacher of Norwich, who travelled in this country in 1842, and wrote the “ Familiar letters" to Henny CLAY upon Weat India emancipation, was a silent partner. 0 wis the husband of Enizauera Fay, a sister of the Guanrys, whose bouevolent labors for prison reform throughout Europe won for her the distinction of © the female Howanp.” Fora quarter of a century this house not only wickled vast resources, but its reputa tion for intogrity had scarcely » pect on the London Exchange. In the Iapao of yours, the elder Gunxxys, BancLays, Bextons, and Frys descended to hovored graves, and their banking business was bequeathed to their children. And now they begun to for: sake the straight paths of their fathers, and wandered into all sorts of wild schemes nod speculations in every part of the world— banking, insurance, mining, steamships, and railwaye—taking that reckless adventurer and glittering pretender, Sir Mowios Peto, as thelr guiding etar, Tn August, 1865, the firm transferred all their liaLilitics and assets to a joint stock com- pany, corresponding to an American corpora tion, and in the following May this company failed for an immense amount, scattering disaster and ruin far and wide, An investi- gation is now going on before the Mayor of London, sitting as a criminal magistrate, on acharge against six directors of the com- pany, ineluding two of the Gunnuye and one of the BAncLAYs, for obtaining subserip> tons to the shares of the company on false pretences as to its pecuniary affi.rs The examination of witnesses has devel- oped one of the most stupendous swindles of modern times. ‘he confidential clerk of Ovenenyp, Gunxey & Co. testifies that at the time of the transfor to the new company the firm were hopelossly insolvent, their ab solute debts being aboat £9,500,000, and their guarantews to various speculators, Danks, railways, steamships, and the like, nearly £10,000,000 more ; while their asec's were only about £4,00,000. He states that their losses during the previous six y had been fully £8,500,000, At the time of tho transfer it was repre sented that the menbers of the firm of OveEnEND, Gousny & Co. retained a larg interest in the new company; whercns, as their clerk showed, some of the Guns Bancrays, and Buytons never took stock in it, while others of them, who did invest, im mediately suld out their shares at a premiun when the price ruled high in the market When asked whether the men bers of the old firm held any larye pecuniary juterest in the new concern, the witness aaively replied (hat the only interest they retained was in largely overdrawing the'r private accounts, and then testified that when the company failed in May, 1866, thelr eecounts were overdrawn in the aggregate to the amount of £2,970,000, ‘The six delinquents are defended by nlae of the ablest iawyers at the London bar ‘Whether they will be able to explain away the following demuing facts shown by the Prosecution, remains to be seen: 1, That the old Grim had lost during the six years previous to the transfer (we pive the iteme in Federal currency) $17,500,000, _ ‘& That ot thot time the firm owed abso- " Mntely nearly $50,000,000, and were liable on tees, some positive, some contingent, the amount of another $50,000,000, to meet whieh they had assets thas could be Uberally at ‘than $23,000,000. 8. That the firm represented the | Company as wealthy, thay refused to p an wes permanently invest in St, though acting in its board of direction during the nino months of gaged in making, of that few, gentlemen at Mission « , Caled Cashine’o Bleston @ Patlere-AGhire ite existence, and allowing thomaclves to overdraw their accounts to the amount of about $15,000,000. Thus fell the great Quaker banking house of Enrope, of which Samurr Gonney, Jo- seen Joun Gurney, Banciay, Buxtor,and Fry wore once the ma‘n pillars. <a Good Bargains. Americans are proverbially a bargaining: people. They are bronght up to buying and selling, and making trades of one article for another, from a very early ayo. A juvenile Yankee is oftentimes as clever in swapping marbles and tops and jack knives, as his ellors are in dealing in stocks and merchan- diso and real estate. As a general thing, too, we like to make money in our bargains; at least, wo have nover met a man who pre- forred losing. ‘The consequence is, that when two Yunkees—and by Yankees we mean all our citizens who have lived here long enough to acquire the national peculiarit ca—nre bar- gaining with one another, there ix pretty sare to be a keen contest of wits. Each ono is bent on getting as much and giving as lit- tle as he can; and if he succeeds in getting » great deal more than he gives, the work congratulates him on the result, and calis it a good bargain, But when bargains are looked at from a right point of view, those will by no means always appear good ones which are called #0. Aman buys a piece of property from an ignorant or necdy seller at half its value; he makes a hundred per cent. profit; but has he made a good Vargain? If he had picked the seller's pocket of the amount of lis gains on the transaction, he would not be considered to have done a good thing for himnself,even if he exeaped goinge to prison Every one would say that he had Jost th reputation and real moral chmacter much more than he had made. And so, the money gained by taking au unfair advantage of a customer is the worst kind of a loss, for it is the loss of somet!ng which money eannot buy. It is the same thing when a man sells an article for moze than it ia worth, All that ho gets over and above a fair price is a6 much stolen as if it had been procured by a burglary. It is wonderful how men, in thotr eager ness for riches, will blind themselves to this simple truth. They will lie, not always in words, but by looks and by their #lenco even; they will play upon the fears and the Lopes of those with whom they are dealing 5 they will take every advantage which neel dent, or skill, or knperior poenniary resources placo within their control, all to get a few dollars out of his pockets into their own. Wiat amount of money can compensate for theinevitable degradation which this whole process produces on the soul ? The fact is that no bargain is really a good ono which is not a good ono for both sides, All legitimate com. merce rests upon the mutual necessities of buyers and sellers, Fach must have what the other lacks, and when they make their exchange, each must be better off than ho was before. The Chinaman has more tea than he wants; we have but we have no tea, and he not as much cloth as he requires, When our merchants offect of tea to this country and cloth to China, they aro entitled to a profit for their services, and the bargain isn good one all round, So when a farmer aclis his wheat and buys sugar and coffee, or when the man- ufacturer of shocs sells his shoes and buys Joather, or when a builder builds a house and wells or rents it to some man who wants a house to live ju—tn all euch casos, the Lar gains mado benefit both partics, aud may justly be called yood, ‘There ts a class of transactions, however, In which this matual profit docs not ¢0 ele ly appear, as for instance, in the sale of stocks or vacant lots, and other articles of uncerta a value, What possible benefit can it be toa man to buy shares ina railroad, or a pile of rocks on an uptown strect or avenue? If tho shares are intrinsically worthless, or if the lots will never sell for enough to pay their cost with interest and taxes, there is nove ; but shares yield or are expected to yield dividends, aud fortunes have been made out of approntly hopeless wastes of land. The seller of the shares or the lots gives up, therefore, what may one day prove very valu- able, because he cannot or will not wait for his money, and the bayer gives the money Which he does not immediately need in exchange for what he thinks likely to ro. pay him eventually twice over, If there has been no lying or cheating, therefore, the bar- gain is a8 really @ good one as any other that can be named, The best practical test for a man to ob serve in making bargains, so 8 to insure his always making a good one, is the simple one known as the Golden Rule, Let him always put hinself in the place of the man he deals | with, and consider whether he would like to | to trented as ho fs treating him, and ho will | always come out right, Ho will not, perhaps, | get rick as fast as he otherwise would, but he will ore cveran efoth 5 r make that best of all bargains, the ac quisition of a good and approving conscience. — Thoroughly Educated G The venerable Prosident of the College of 10 Cty of New York, who enjoys in that mona salary of $5,000 ayear or Uiree hours of service five days in the week, isin the habit, we are informed, constantly the seleet yo his aninis- t of their at tlemen, ! dign fled pos’ for tw | impressing? upon hand‘ul of students who up trations, that the great obj tending the Coll: thorough ly educated gentlemer Tn these fow words we have concentrated the spirit’ whicb ani is to Lecome quates every departwent of the institution, ‘To bea gentleman, in the true sense, is, pied, an excelleut thing. ‘To scorn all aud teckery, todo one's duty faithfully under all clreumstances, and to treat with courtesy every human being: from high to low—to be a gentleman after such @ fashion {9 what ry parent may well wish hls child to be taught. But when a rich man, able to pay for his son's schooling, sends him to profit by the taxes wrung from the industry of others, and to get for nothing an education prepara. tory to making of him a lawyer, a doctor, or a merchant, it is pretty hard to overcome the Jesson which is given him every day Le goes to lis class, and to make a true gentleman of him, Here fs an institation, nominally de voted to the democratic masses, but virtually Teannces, dee monopolized by the aristocratic few, and en- ‘& cont of $5,000 a head! Wint sort of gen- tlemen are they likely to be, and how nearly are they worth the sums expended on them? As to the thoroughness of tho education given in the College, if half that we hear is true, it is not much to boart of Many among even tho limited namber of rich men who have eo far patronized the institu. tion have found its terms too dear for them. To be sure, thoy pay no money, but then they waste the precious days of their chil- dren’s youth; and the ides is gradually making ite way into their minds, that an in ferior article is dear at any price, ‘The Pro- fensors of courre care little for all this, The fewer scholars they havo, the leas work they have to do to earn their moncy, so that no improvement on their part is to be looked for. The Lest thing to do is to abolish the Col- lege. Let the Professors find employment somewhere else if they desorve it, and ifnot, let them be pensioned off with small annul tea; Iet the students who want a collegiate educntion get it at one of the other number less colleges in the country, and let the reat fo to work at somo useful business. - — Tho newspaper correspondents, who Jong ago discovered every other good quality in Gen, Gnaxt, are now finding ont that he is fond of a joke. ere is one of thetr stories Good evening, Gen. Grawr, Md a ple oMfce-sceker the other night to the Pr “T hove not been to see you, General, aince election, “ Plouty ha Jd Giant; "I've not been lone- w have no doubt this is genuine, But no one who has not himself heard the dey tone of voice | and seen the pleasantt winkle of the eye with which the General speaks at such time: appreciate its humorous effect, ‘The trath is, that ures of Gen, Gaant’s t for humor, and. his dispo- si to this wort of conversational satire, It is always kindly aud agreeable, but always full of fen line charm to w friends, one of the most striking fo character is his tale and point, and gives « his intercourse with bis famili — The Washington correspondenco of the Duttehurgh Dirpatch is the work of @ man whose head is Jevel upon some of the most interesting questions of the day, Hore is what he says: Aside from the avowed public ndvecater of Honacn: to the Court of St, Jam Round Tattle, vd otter jour. De tororiers mognitade, Tamm persuated that Mr. © eine isheld in such bigh esteem ond profound gratitade among the best people, ro keneral everywhere throughout the country, for t | | | | mighty beneficial Infinence he has eaorted ws a jour nab'*e upon the nation, hour tm poritive good aud in | retistance to evi), ag must impel President Graxt— | If he were himeclf wanting In appreelation of Mr. | OREFLEY—to offer him whatever plice shall weem to | be fixed upon ax the fittest both for the employment | Of his great talents und as a testimonial of the nator Tespeet and regard." This is sound sense, and what is more, people fn general are coming to think so, But when | we began to preach these traths in Tne Se fow months ago, there were « great many wise men who couldn't see it, However, they will all recognize the inevitable about the 15th of next Mareh, when the philosopher of Spruce street niakos his bow to Queen Victonta, not inacocked hat, and gold-laced coat and breeches, with a nasty little small sword,but in the demoerntic cos. | tume of an Ameroan gentleman, That will be & memorable event in the history of the two COUDETION, And their relations and the pupebeetty of the new Ambasendor in England will bo ahead of unything since tho ladies of the French Court all fell in love with another Youkee printer, the il- lustrious Brxsasiy Feasnuin, oe Tn speaking of the Cotlege of the € y of | ew York the other day, we suid iiwes “as noods lows as the fifth wheel of a coach.” A carriage | maker writes us, indignantly resenting the im- plied on upon the wheel referred to, He explains that, in bis trade, by the “fifth wheel of w carriage is mennt that small wheel of which | the king bolt is the centre, enables the front wheels to change their direction when | the ion of the vehicle is to be changed, We make haste toacknowledze our error, and to re. tract our language, The City College is not “us needless asthe fifth wheel of w couch,"? bu and whieh on to seek In vain for the wears to return the ried, After sel Isand, He was now about to end a lve of diva | Chala ih returmed ce ote peintient in death she conclusion of his story | Custim Hoase to make an investigation, and. mo the dying sailor drew from uncer nis boleter a roll | enred euch evidence a* warranted hha in’ applying [UL miper gtvtog the tithinde and ionzitude of the | fir ihe arrest of mrumber of pete tshind a ‘On Saturday last he appeared before dadre Bone | doctors b dict and orocured warrants, whic were del!vi red to | etlects of ths 29, 1869, | Government wrayps. Malls Million Dollars at Claims for Deawbteke The Governe Korn, Ealdiaw & Co, SOUTH AND CENTRAL AMERICA. The Uacoe Island Hambng—A Cartous and Interesting Rtory. From Our Bpecial Correspondent. Paxama, Jan, 20,—Mr. Caleb Cushing has left Bogota, and ts on his way to Panoma. His mission, aT predicted, has proved an entire failure, and he fm going home a disappointed diplomat, Ie will Probably leave on the next steamer, ‘The cause of his failure is the inherent Jewlousy and tinging the minds of the » tion tending to the development of their country ts made by authorized agents of the United States, efor Calancha, the Governor of Chiriqui, by or- Aer of the Preeident, has been superseded by Befior Aispura, Celancha has been playing the despot on mall neate, and rlebly deserves lianging. Under his rule Individual guarantocn iad entirely disappeared, ‘The authorities were openty in league with robbers, In addition to the astounding exposure which was wade in yesterday morning's Sux, we now have the text of the aMdavit of United tates District At- torney B. F. Tracy. ‘The perrons who hve been ar- rested are William K. Korn, formerly clerk in the office of © Custom House broker ta New York, and L. N. Laldiaw, Inte Deputy Collector under Col. A M. Wood, of Brooklyn. Both are well-known reel- dente of Brooklyn, end the former, it tn raid, owns ® large interest ins trotting park on Long Island. A man named Frear, who is alleged to have been their partoer, lias fled to Europe with $100,000 of the pro- fits yieited hy the % The Brooklyn Union bas the following: HOW THe FRAUOS Wane COMMITTED. In order to furnish the reader with a clear conten. who pillaged villages and sacked houses, dividing | tion of the manner in which there immense fronts e were commitied, It is necessary F to the ia tho epoila with the Governor, As an instance of | rere, sommmiticd. It in aecesnary to ref to Une lan Calancha's tyranny, It is sald that he gavea monopoly | fave of hy the oy From the year tec? anti fi erstore, shout, Fe rary Sh there wane tnt of five jor cent. imposed upon oll) coor jomestie_manufue- ture, whteb the manufacturer was eomvelled to pay of aneh goods, The law, how: ever, provided that In case goods on which the later- nol revenue tix had heen paid ahould be exported, the tax should be refunded to the person wo ex ported them, Claims for the refunding of this tax on exporied goods are known as “elaima for draw: back,” and the mode of collecting them Is thie: The ‘exporter obtains from the Internal Revenue Collector of the district bis goods may be In, rieript setting forth that the tax on the partien|at of the gale of meat throughout the State to one man, who cleared an enormous fortune therefrom In six months, He made forced loans, and sold whole estates of cattle at $2 per head, Ils supersedure given the greatest satisfaction. Your readers will remember the story concerning $10,000,000 in silver Varied on the Cocos Isiand, which was started In Ban Francisco ten years ago, and bas been probably pobliched in every country newspaper In the United Btates, The tale was, that bee id. He then obtains the ‘# doctor Iu San Francisco was one night ealted tothe | Beads exp Casto Hoase. omecr. that the Vedwide of a sick and poverty-stricken sailor, ‘The ment and deserited tn, the Collectors ft rn “ pt have been exported, giving the name of the eee nena GOR Ms wl ca ae ple which and tae pin 1610 which they were © and paid for all his own prescriptions. | ported, &e. ‘The exporter, however, war requir’d Tn rpito of all his preeantions the sailor | pon exporting merchaniise, to rive a vom to the : tf i Fontd nut he relied grew worse, and at Itst the doctor told him he | United States that the goods at ontd n: retonded must Mie, ‘The man was deeply affected, and wept | within the ev Tat been paid, ce officer teat the goods tat been certificates of the Bunerinterdent of Export the bond had been given. ‘The claim war the ted to tho Treasury Departinent, und the amount refunded Witterly, Death came over bim slowly but sure'y, On bie dying bed. with teare in hrs eyes, he thanked the doctor for all bis kindners, and sald that he could and would repay Wim for all his. trouble, In a few set breaths he told bh i that in his younger he had bee e With twreery enmmpanions ‘ Fetvak bhtopen at Calla pe Apantth deetente sui, | Tre plan of the partientir frends with whieh the bound toc tia, “When five days out they rose amd | partis now under arrest are charged with commit. bu 'chered the officers and. paseen; Ler wich | fing, wae tie: Tt Is alleged that the drfentant, the course of the ship was chanved due weat, Three | Korn, with others whose names have not transpired, weeks afterward, during a dranken, exronaal, the | snecerded in obtaining reerdpte ‘rom various © i Shipran upon a. feel of rocks. fringing wn island in | tore (principally im the Kastern @tates) that the tx the Pac ing engl of the tured eco, such ae hats, thos a, fan At the breck of day they In'each cage, 0 tolve cert feats ore fm boats, and fomnd the island fer- the Custom douse in New York, After three dave’ bard work, th petting forth that the a * had beer ort tit Iver dollars to the shore Fiving. the name of the ship on which they are he treasure amounted to over €10 ged to have been shipped and acony of a part of ‘Aa wator ws rearee, anit the proviel The certificate pirport- the wreck naged, the twelse pl i ih ch took to the red (or the enust of Bouth Hers fo the Costin Homa, bat hie America. Nothing was ever licurd from one of the | he Batt hy actie hpe Ate boats, and it was nrobably ewauped in a 104k there never were storm wich ovcurred three days alter they had | How The PRAUHS Wrne D th ile ‘The provisions in the otter bent soon | Anout three weeks ago District Attorney Tesey gave out and the men gra Hy Necame delirious ; received an intimation irom certain pervs that for want of sustenance, ‘Two. jumped ove bord | frauds of Uile charneter had been comin) ted, nud mit were drowned, | One of thelr companions died | with commendable oromptness he repaired to. Wash: in the boat, amt a fourth wus killed by ibe com: | lagtonetuking bis Inferunces with him, for the pete rades, wuo'drank bis Ulood. Afwe drlit ag under | 3 ; Departuicat 4 Lavning sun for two weeks, the survivins were | Pe Hie visited the ofec ked up by a yy 1. One of them died on the following day, ani the other lived to tit his story to hundreds of Incre ‘ulous listeners, and vring to ¢: of the Fifth axte Deputy Murvlial Nodive to execute, On Munday that officer arreste Korn, who was taken before Com: istioner Jones, ut ‘hia office in Montague wtecet, | and adopitted to bail in $40,000, Laidlaw was token. inte custo: n Tucedry 1 the Custom Henke clerk on Wednesday aftcrnoon, They were boun hell to bail to await an ex tien beiore the ‘ | Commissioner. A cnrotul stndy in the vicinity. of Corom. me with oll t We cliart located The do rel oF the urned # ruined wan, una Other expeditions were fitted o > ages leit thas port in duly, 163, More lucky than thelr in F.Traey, beng dniy kworn, depores and Predrorssors, they reached the sland alter fifty-six at ets the aitornay of the Waiter state hn md days’ navigation, thoronzhy worn out and. «tis for sald diatriet, and depouent fa) ‘on In| ed, They spent nineteen days there in the vain pur. | Nton snd heifer, thatia Mim fhe ‘pa tice he Inafter named Gefraud the Uni tht Im parwnian and Ault of looking for the hidden riches, and then gave Carty up the buotasevcirely Utoplam, Setting pall agwin for Vauama, after @ tedious voyage they flmliy Yromgit up ‘ia La Union, whenee one of the porty, Mr. Commins, came to Panam, and selied on the wicamer yesterday for ©. wee witry, ane 1:08 atisfled that tio Aaa fe that In further poranianee of nal tt Ung wit a d——d egregions humbug. st of the party are, I understand, endear Ang te find thelr way tn ttle kelooner irom Le Union to San Franeeo. No doubt thors are still other f Hive why will embark Ia.a stmilar enterprise very tong. PYF ORe Any The newh onan cold felds of Rolivin still toet Marv or niriiveliy viene nee Phe nics | REENOBRMASE NRA tats tine had lone are sald to oy from $80 to bo again lan led witain the United ot lepo- duy ‘ce shall soon hear from the od Cutiiornians | peut {urther showr, Hoon Information aud belief. tat Who are prospects that dircetion, and T shall Mf Bo brva so dedy of thy sania | then be Wo give your readers euthentic Iniore c erent tome frie | mation iw | Vue Central American etear tht arrived here on the n that frequent during the somth of | From Guatemala we ic arth. December, causing eous!derable consternation among aid goody hat been « xpatted, were fore ct the Inhalants, fr that dst ae een Froin Salvador we learn that a diMoulty hes ariven Ho | Prewuted aad allowed ow | fie Detweem it and its neuhbor Honduas, whieh if pot | aaa Sed hae ia | Urougit to an ante meut way Wad to | fart fi # war between the & ie tare of a | tatty Au | Aladsieal attempt mado by the -prlltrenl cherios of | from sch investigation. he has learned that. toes the Government to poleon President Garmme | sare purport-ng to bo thae of Clasion H. Martial Beane jun , prevude) cxnotter of the vor ma torsery, md te the ifte oF tbe he nertlniol OF ai inapection of the tmuntiont rrtred tan sais ' WE no een my ere te on fic It ation ora TT, + iAiee, And depowent comnts it Ie cold they were recovering [row tie —_ AMUSEMENTS, William J. Korn: anil denonent the contrary, a great deal less useful, Our ex+ | cuse for the blunder is, that nobody in Tue Sex | off f carringe maker, or keeps a carriage, | | and consequently no one observed the fallacy of the comparison, Hexry Wanp Beecren has been lectar In laying down the law on this subject, he declared himself in favor of the latest of the “Tho velocipede,”” he said, 4 good exercise and | healthy recreation, He had bought two for his boys (laughter), but if be could ride one, his congregation need not be surprised at seeing him wheeling upand down; and probably the day was not far distant when the whole congregation of Plymouth Church would be rushing into the city from the suburbs on these two-wheeled ma- chines.” [Loud laughter.) The only thing we have to object to in these remarks, ix the hypothetical manner in which Mr, Bexcurn speaks of his own power of riding the new locomotive, It is true that it gives proof of that modesty which constitutes one of Mr. Bercusn's most fascinating qualities; but it does injustice to his head, his lunge, his heart, his di gestion, his arms, his legs, and {his feet, The man who possesses such a physical, mental, and | moral constitution as his, is sure to control a ve. locipede or anything else that he undertakes to | ing about amusements, jodern inventions, Hp great control, More than this, he is sure to make it yo like fury We judge from Mr, Bere ven's language that he is still a learn n the \elocipede, aud tum. | Dies and staggers about, and sweats with the vive lence of his effort + when ho tries to r This makes him f in ncquivirg the art, |} ‘ uncertain about his success Bat let Lim ren jerseverniee conquers erything, ‘Never say is the motto he ought to adopt, It will come at list, the happy ¢ like Han. blistering hi himself, without breaking hie sh hands, o giving way tv emotions of depression aud despair, — We mentioned seme time ago that the celebrated Exiesson hud invented a machine for utilizing the heat of the sun's raya, It seems | now thata Fronchman, named Moveuor, has been experimenting in the same direction, Mr. Louis Fiourer, well known for his popular treatises on ogy and natural history, has written a com pication tow French newspaper, detailing the processes followed by Mr. Movcuor, and averring that the Jattor has succeeded ia actually driving a small steam engine by means of them, A concave reflector is used to concentrate the sunshine on 8 boiler blackened with sinoke, and it is computed thut in the latitude of Paris the heat reflected from u surface of @ sjuare metre, or a little more than a square yard, will make @ quart of water, y when he can dash off | Pike's Grand Overn Houses tre hawan nit nen Crtnee | - eiiat D8 | To.night the charming, Hquid-eyed Tena hae a tana, | La Periche and alko tn tl third uct of eet, Chat maid Korn, The “L Trovatore” wih Anjae as Maarieo, The | Pek tach yee opera is Row Fupertty presented, the ehos 60 Of val oop tac ruses and duets fre perfect, and the acting une afta or surpnased For all this publ r soni He ich ’ the poblle may thank Mr, Inich ie nis anneresit Ja Birgteld, “ Orpheus with Tostée as Lurydi choleest mu Fink, Jr. and hits aceomp ed manager, Mr, Will be bronght ont next week, Tr contains sume of the cab mereeaue in Offendael's repertoire, the ground w: Het te the, examine he wade wi . avenn It wil be presented in a styt fF superior to tiat of ar the Now Orleans Opera Troupe, last apring, at the asnowant, French Theatre. “ Per © still draws crowded fore wie this £4 of January, SAMUEL T. JONES, U.B, Couitubstoner, houses, but whl hardiy be reproduced during th : I handiy he reproduced during the | accompanying the @fth auditor's report om the Present season. Those withing to heur it will bey | drawoack account of J, T, Wellwatd & Co, fe fu mind that this to it $2,923.15, futernal revenue fax paid on Al cance: hoe ‘aves Of haley and 279 Wunke and bigs Valued ut $58,408, on which the drawback elaiwe was patd. The other payers mentioned the aMiddvit of Mr. Tracy, together with vit ot Gco, W. Parsons, who de and been acquainted will the rignatire of Charles 1H. Marshall, who ls aad hus been ior several mouths past in Bur ope. Charies J, 'Cberott, clerk tn the drawback deport: ment meutioncd in the above a@idavit, was arresied ‘on Wednesday aftern held ty Dail In the sui ast week, The Tam The Tammany ix sti!! the great attraction, and Je wightly crowded. Last night thore were t featores on the programme, a farce entitled “deny y Lind at Last,” and anew pantomime entitled “La Statue Blane." The free went off rather flat, not- withstanding the vigorous efforts of Miss Alice Hare riton and Ben, Masinly to keep the fuu ative, The | of 68,000, whiei wes furuis Pantomime was the feature of the evening, and Mafit | ANOTHER CUSTOM HOUSE CLERK ELD TO MATL, as Busybody, Was & Cown to the letter, Charles Therri expo It. The saps performed some surprising feats, | with Wiliam J, Korn and L. N, Laidlaw in {ory and little * All tm Wis Kudly applauded after | papers to obtain drawbacks on zoods which doing the Indder (4 We were vieased to 0 | falsely claimed bad been exported many lidies present. a# It siows they have r | after aving nesd duties 06 importa u was their prejudices, ‘There will he a erand mati 4 (000 bail to appear fOr eximinatlon in the a torrow, when the Japs aud oll the other attrsetion airiet. Will appear, —— fs cores CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, Fleur de The. - On Monday neat will be produced for the first | Memorial to Congress—Kosumption of Spovie Ge TUG" ah be We rae grag oe ahead ey feceh nine met Go TUG," at the Vrench Theatre, with the full furee | pete the Hon Woo K. dhudec lu the chen’ The Of Mr, Grau's company, ‘The real heroine im thie comedy Is not Fleur de 7h, but tue Nvely and some what Jealous Césurine, wis board the Freneh manor Dat wet mpm tem Yoomn was Biled WIUh meuibe s, 4 vote bring expected on Uie question of speci payuionts, Mr. IL Ih Mor x Ing prescuted his views. Me, Opd ke offered resolu , cook OM | tions that the public debt shail be pald in culu or ils Pinsonnct | equivalent; Wat there sbail be du turther issue of nthe river Donk, | payer moncy either by the Gov: rnment or die banks; MR, POLLARD UPON COLLECTOR SMYTNE, amen erged with Lying Thrice From the Richmond Dispatch, Gnove Roan, Hexnico County, Va. Jan, WB, sv. Gexrienex: In your edition yest there is 8 parierapl opted from a Northen paper proposing 8 history of." flow B.A. Lilord was App.tnred tn the New York Castom House. I trust to your manly aud reaty sense of right—proofs of whieh I h ‘on otlier occasions, and Which mre justly and gratefully remembered—to aiford me opporiu- nity tu correct the virions filwe statements which eonstitate that paragraph. Not that I eare for mis representations of the newspapers, They are the crmmon incifents of every public. enreer tn titers. ture or in poittics, But {desire a eo-rection in this ense heeanse the frlee statements referred to hare evidently. bern composed in the dishonest Interest ofan Andividasl who hos designed to. provt by them, and whose “amo” on the credulity of Con- gress {t may be Important to expose. [refer to the btavements of Collector Smvthe, raid to have beea Communicated tu the Commitice of Retrenebimenty and for the convenience of review I take theso state: tmenta sertatim, 1. Mr, Sinythe alleges that my wime vine given EB. Mf. Pollart, which “misled * him as aoter of the individual he was patronizt yehood, and a very paltry one. Tn the thr ‘ters of correspondence with Mr. Smytue by and on thet subject, [invari ‘ot my literary wor! ‘my family with whom ie know as fully and intimately wi any other person did im the lin New York, Wien Leamo to get my lviter of pointwent, Tnoticed that my name was «ritten fn It ae BM, Pollard—whether through an tnadvertenco of the clerk or thy hint —ond at the im ention of the eretary (Mr. he aistake in Tr, and he replied »peakine to bis emb. ordinate, * Thai tes matter to be corrected ;” and the corr’etion tus t my oy 2. As to the eonth I When it wae proposed to me, Teaw nothing im it £ hesitated to Fubeer ibe, efvot tune 1 bw hot” sapported Uilted Buaten, de, Turned to te secretary of the Co lector, who wae acting ae his a/fer ego on that 0% inquired usto the lega, effect of the word “support” saying that it had happened that i oad not borne arms in the Confe yi twas an ¢ fon that € lad never pleaded | vidionsly, oF to my proft; it was an accident, and yet F should have whatever privilege might ensue from it, Load been an ¢ yer, and. the question was whether a itorar cacy of the Conieteracy canto with tor of inet ive par Hons ne son put iene qi a point of law, Ty 1, you are no wore fn would be Bon or Vetlinasze Infortoation on “Way, M Ad enew mig: e avers thai In cone: quence emoved ne ot having lew oftice political antecedents, Here the faleehond of die pare Agraph accamuiates, A curions history attiches he wad intet now be ever etal, The mon fet is Guar Collector Stay eat of removing me, procured me to * reste on the and emp antic seccement that L might conti o draw my solory; that ay Twix sithout faull, and that as by merely Wiened to disencumber hive f of some clamor about my appolntuent, Le wished me to Fe: Neve tin: by resiening, and on puting in A wulstie Sute Levuld secure my vainry, or at least a gourd part A retnened (In last December) from Virginia, Thad been ‘ wus | told at the Cu-toto Ho! 6 th hie priva usion, and with & Lhe be atirt fey ™ Welly it pita meta such an ve, and the work. T pa Beal way. ve a rig for it eax good me that of Mr. Buytie, 1 reatly think you kuow very Line this Appotutmont fs tym Wa trlends for mere Lgow all hit,” he rep 1, afl tt os tudocd a rbeme that ease, be turned ont of an office yot enjoyed for two montha, cunsnWcd; “FEN Amat my ar to palit de atmy reg vest —anid nt any #uccessor to Your plure, and oon.” T mentioned that ule ti do the work. at Ww 0 to 10.90 newspaper clamor,” “ Lresly wish you ¥ you show wien request — T rhon't np ‘an Yon wee the gare fellow To five minute desi tn the je Winte the Colleetor's 1oom, The toliow ng La Ono of kad rehateal i a Tmaricod thine" Phi vodiiniuy tortie Foe ficned, that the Collector would nos have dared to Temave 100, considering What influence T bad ut my beck; that’ was one of tke most uriful wad unre Hubie of Now York politiciangyant thas wow, as ‘| Hitieal frie ne p had vot ray letter of resiguatiyie 1 bad no elalue to ot show on bim, and he Re a Tivos vay Waue Mgt, und you Sateen pronto sre a have mM Dave the keenest k to deal with,” Alarined by csiiona Dwent to the Cust cbt Clearer underst milary wae WM continue. contd not be Keon gh rously decile tn up to the Ist of January,” alowing ouly five aay Ww then remalied be complies Ce mouth | I s1w at once the deception, and 1 was not slow to resent it, Twrole to tae Cilector im plain tert that he bad cheated me wut of my place, Langvested | that ho had commenced bis dipiomat'é caret carly | | | niector thot he had by “d)plouatizimg” me out of my situation; tat t had pinyed five, and tut my seit respect euuijelied tue tv aVow My beune OF WroUg Lo lite tue public, Mr, Sinythe has leit'r, T now defy hin to prod the sudicient Listory of the ¥ hole + ih not to never reyied to Up ony At witt give | and it wi show under what reprouches honorable has been content t | Will eusgest Low much he has Bore conat sense of guilt, EDVARD A, —— Gen. Batter Unearths a Gopher, The original ‘dead beat’ nm dizCOve ered, Gen, Butler has uveard rather Under, tre Monee oF Mepr Ajurepriation bill Wie w Wadvesduy by che ‘Come im annul unde what this vleige from tie fellow me, no Wiser than he. He then ion bls for Go years each bit) woes of the meant, he wousnt bers: Mat ther we fn. Washington died an act wan 4 providing for the buildin, atl) the Capliol, — which and found uecesea the sacred epot, and ad dingy an officer Was created oD be called Superintenuent uf the Crypt, The duties of the Supesintemdent were to sit near the Crypt Gally, from. 9 A.M, unl 8 P. M., aud wee that only ‘one gas-tnrner was used, This the present cocu pout bas done for Wve last forty years, and pow Gicn, witicr crael'y propornes abolish the office, This story fully couroboraies tho astounding dis- closures made Ly a Government clerk 13 Wasuington im Caw 50m Of Tucrduy, ——- Mr, Waterhouse I ay B hibition of ve Zook wi inl reference tow of & plcautic fossil Lard Loup in # to New der . ductge Daly introduced the epenker, who began’ with the betweca the twa uniuies of reptiles und Vitis, tus Natural History spite of th parent on! pha whichis rovewed by everyting In Matar Atwr noting tue doubta . 1 there the y chorus, sung UY | that there shall be A contraction of Oye Legal ‘Tener neh sailors an | issues of $10,000,000 per annum until specie poy mci 5, | | Pientlen, chief of the Pekin police, has arranged | he reaumeds that goid contricts shall’ be le-ahize, | wi ihe Fron shi, aud’ bis davehier, | that all applications for railroud or other sube f, who hos been keptat home, secretly | shail be reyeot ad; and that the Goveruuicnt siwil a ¢ the ceremony, She loses her way, | ply $1400.00 aunually of the gold received for cus. finiiy Pinsonnes eabarst, aiid in conccoled by With, | Rome te the payment of the interest snd. the reduce The inciients of the piece turn on this misadven- | tion of the principal of the public deUt, ture; for the law preseribes tht ifa stranger should | Mr. B, 8, dilliray sugeceted thal tic propose von: gee the face of s Chines ciri lie must mary ber or | traction shoud not be less than $2,000,00), vor more be lanpaled. Fleur vie 72é is Leirotled tu Kadlin, | than #4000 « toulil. who cones with Telien to pay a visit. to Piso Mr, Low reud trom tho centennial report of the net's cabaret, atte ihe Inspected the French shi Chamber aresolution the body had already pussod Fleurde Zhe is discovered there by Tie ten, und | memoriaiiing Congress for n return to specie pay the father insists ov applying the ‘law, Te takes | ments, All te present resoiuiious were, hereiore, fleur de The bome, ond scuds to arrest Pinounel. | gupertuou They fini! bin in the cellar, where Col. BF, A, Conkling called for the vote upon the up by Céearine, and carry him otf, resolutions, remarking that he should preier io sce the tirst act. the policy ol the Thirty-sevemth Co. gress carried out The secon Nei* With a discussion between | on the Amunce ques.lon, Pauaonnet, Haan, and Zien tien. tn which the hat | aks turais corinldered Mr. Low's plan not pract! er expouts the law, avd ertors from Pin le, hought that no epeciile policy shoud be agreement to marry eve de The. The eal at in iiareahs te Cheah takes place, to the deityht uf Kuglia and Fleur de | Con Conkllug havin eallod “for the vote, Thé, and the wrath of Poxda to look npon the nm and promises Céauring wahecan, Thi with Aleaur de Cosaring, — Pinsonnet pro- Mr. 0} resolute rh ge as merely nominal pay Sturgis were adopted, ‘Mr, Opdyke moved to have Mr, Sturgis’ resolu- tome duly engrossed and iorwarded to Congress, Carried, ‘These resolutions are as follows: J, Degiare that whem the del is paid were lost and those of Ar. and pe fcheme ie Mineonnet ant Césarine successiully earri: \all be paid to |. Introduce tae taken at the freezing point, boil in tea minutes, By the same calculation, an area of 100 equare metres will furnis!) as much heat in ten hours as can be got from burning sixty pounds of coal, In tropical regions, perhaps, the amount would be still gre’ It is evident that we are bere on the truck of a stupendous improvraent in the me- thods of gaining mechanical power, which, itis to be hoped, may be successfully followed uv, (piscsisen “ ay cont jucted gol, 2 Lexalize ola eel are bridal chamber, This clost i jo every department of the Govern: ends the second act. The trick played by Césaring | 8 hg. Balas ual di J UDHECESATY wpb roe \a discovered by Zien-fien the neat day, and in obe- | Printlons, 6. tg revepites aF0 popnceni’ alt diene to the laws, Aneonnel in brougut'np for trial, | Cursive cevedue tm reducing the dest. i ‘The family council condewn him to be inpaled, and | SD Secret ‘the Treasur the sentence # abot (0 be exceuted, when Casurine | Rey slenuiel or ceateee B. Let Aries to gain the by making all banda cronk on | titu'wiute Wuey uead uot foar rua ® he wih n driven back lo port by a storm, force the doors apd | {yt.c(vatry will Deaf a more rapid cou: Baek \0 pers fy noe the Lanes ap 88 40, surpiue fall og the ‘urd and Yash eto evely Nacehe- aye! alla eborna. ree! Oblier naturalists of the modiat type between rey Ik LOW eck ML rest OF a wew fossil spect don the bh Kiree pu P tor dis tribution, ugh to supyly wdititioval Tet tor conn bustion, the lgibs are locomotive organs, and the pervous system & 6povles OF tele, raph comnund esting With all parts of the stractur Having com. pted a sketch of a typleal reptile, the lecturer in the sao manner depicted a bird, showlug the de. velopwent th their (unetions, and cougiuded by showing that tho arrangement of paris {5 precisely the same In euch, the ovly diffr. ence being in their adaptation, Aner showing. the resemblance between birds Like the ostrich, which cunnot fly, aud reptiles that can do so, the dinosaurian was uncovered, and the process of its restoration de- failed at length, The figure ts 20 feet high, und 1 sembies @ gigantic kangaroo, having small arms, large, powerful Joga, and an enormous tail, whicil diays on the wound.’ Tho original fossil wae found io the Fullalelphls Museum aid consita only of a thigh-bove and two bones of the lower le. parts of the foot, jaw, and several spines from the luck bone ‘and tail, Jocturor suggested thut the foot-prints Jn the Councotiout valley migut be explained by the eximence of this fossil vepuile abe dlnosauriad bas been executed for the Central Park Commissioners, and is to Jorm one of crow to be placed in a pro- owed museum of ural histor, Last ov rue Mussenoen Conraxy.—Several of the ereoted In this and Brooklyn by the ete pink ed fighan bider, lagleat bi Tepahan af ere thas not Khe oale | Mockoncelte eso ax on “unrigiteoas judgment, =—The Rev. D: be consecrated Bishop of Albany on Tuesday next, Feb. % It is said that ‘he World got its carly copy of the Alabama cia ia treaty from President Jobneon, =Mr. Tosodo, having enlisted a force of Ine ta carrying On the State of Jaiisec, im Mexicc, without any regard to Jaores ar any other man, —The Republicans of Connecticut will probably: Fenominate Marsball Jer wll as ther candidate for Governor of the State. Undeterred by the failure of bis first attempt, the Pope fs abont to toud another embnesy to the Fost to tadnoe the Eastern Chereh to toke part 1m the approsehing Geenmenieal Counel!. —Dr. Edson HB. Olds, formerly » Democratic member of Congre’s from Olio, Med reeently at Lavorsser, in that Sloe, Atone time dicing the war he fran tnesreersted iu Fort Lefuyetio om euspiciog Of teonsenadle condi t =Boston has presented her candidate for a Cabtaet office fa the peron of te Mon. A. IL, Keg, Who ts expected to ake charte of the War Departe ment, He wos formerly amember of Congress fromm Massachusetts, —Japuacse tea, to be properly prepared, it is Matod, should bo treated ditterently from tea from Chiaa, The Fapan ten shou'd be nearly bolle carefully drawn, it Is asserted, is a most powerfut ant!-spasnodic, =Col. Forney, who ts making a tou the Southera Bist Pp through , speaks approvingly of tae teme ance and sobriety of tie people of North Caroe Te ways be bas Lot scene drunkeu man sinco he entero the Siaie, —Gen, Cullen A. Rattle, of Alabama, a promt. nent officer ia the Coufederate erm fn savor of the les pittvtional Whether people L ing on all got ~-A correspondent who hes becn bara Frietenio’s b has come out and the cor aot they are, h bin est or nol, a ov, on! 98 ot iviting Bare ase, in Preuerick, Md., eeys that Barbara Cid drive out with Ler broomstick and Very hard words some intrus.ve rebels; but the Mug ele posted in ter window wasa very dny ove, und Altractod mo notice fromthe encmy, According to the Richeter Chronéele, the Hon. Mek. Giean, of Wayne county, says thut the gens who toate him bellows te Liv vote bad bee d to Senator Morzan woig Mr, Muiitom Hurtise Gov. Fenton's private seorutary, Mey Jarsee Walker, and air, Jolw My Reywolds, of Pulte neyville, Newark hos added $9.00 to the endowmen ¢ fund for the American College im Rome, which now amounts to $109,50, OF this amount New York hax given veren bares of §5,00) eweh, Buithe more three, Philade!piia two, Mos one, Hartford one, and Newark one, Tue balance is in sums of $1,000, g6cu, de. —When Horace Grestoy started the Nao Yorker in Now York, years nyo, be endeavored te create a 1 by offering prizes for the beat k wine wis Gaylord Cb decide these things, and to @ Mr. Houry W. Lougielluw, @ College, for the poem, —Tho Froncis Richard Grey, Reotor of Morpeth, England, and an uncotapromixing Ritnatist, tna sermon delivered a few 81 1A, spoke of the Judgment of the Privy Couneil in tha ire man of the Commitica awarded the € professor in bow doctrine ever.” and avowed ¥ of Uo real preeenee “more wt intention of preaching gly this there wos a ery of *'Zrewson, weason I” veral persons left tie church, —The Cincinoatians ere in the full tide of ents aud cone stowed, At@ a youth of velotipedestration, end hoit tome torts, at which valuable prizes aro recent con petition Master W. I. Curti Rine, took the fret prise for spec, shaking @ bali mile la # ininmse ond forty-nine seconds, My George L, Miller mute @ sixth of @ mile ta five Minutes and dirty-two eeconty, and took the prise for slow riding. Mr. Miller also wen the roce for the ehiampion —The Gor Journal pays the follows int compliment to the mew Judiana Senator “Garres Davis bas av tee like « toree-weeks’ fall rain, but Peatt can wash bita high and dry wit equirt.”” The same reckless sheet The truth fp, the pnivations of Walt Whitman's rhythm are more like the ebb and Mow of the tite than like the placid, even, sterdy Weuting of the ordinary poetiea the Inase force that controls th w stirs W nukes bias Hides afuresaud 4 yawp, in thet, —At the Convention of colored men held not Jong ngo in Pittsburgh, Mr. Coulter, why was born fu the South, end who wuld be had never been to Gchool w day in ble Hie, told thie stor He was tn Georgie during te war, dnd at one thme had an op. portunity to omelet three Union priseners to escape, whiel he did by roving them three Lundred mile Anerwurds b to Washingiou with papers r¢- of some considerations tin theehy just ater President Lincota Nad Deon assassinated, Me showed bis papers to Prostdent on, ond told by that moderna Moses shat he vasa free mov, and that ought to ba cleat counpen Ho then went to see Capt, Robert Lit end by bim was taken to Secretary Stonton, yho pove hia a hundred dotars aud bade him a Hearty Godspeed, ~A correspondent of the Nuoburgh Journal Savannah dcseribes a clay eater and his establish Ment s# be come info that clty from his forest home, AALy oF clebty miles away, \ Kirt, you wee @ long, Acan, yellow looking speckmen of hunauity, with coat aud pantslons made out of a kiud of bagging mach used for covering cotton bales ; barvtooted, With ap evorwous spur upon las bare right heal, th skin upon Which rescubies the hide of an eleph riding upon the back of a mule that ta the more in- teligcnt looking wudmal of he two, His legs hang wnover a luce palr of shaits, with the spur ocea- sloualy digging lato the aide of the mule. Behind, the tw Wold rickety cart, tn whl uss tion, ally ® bushel of pesnuts, which they eal) gophers, about the enme quantity of small red sweet potatoes, and one peck of dirty rice, He has beem three days coniing to market wud selling out his en- tire sick." g MANS BREITUANN’S smTORY APOUT soHNITERKL PmLosornDE, Herr Sebritzeri make a plilosopede, Vou of de newest kind; Ii vent miout a veel im front, And hadn't none peuind, Von vhecl wasin de mittel, dough, And it vent as sure ash ecks, Tor he straddled on de axel dree Mit der vneol petween his leck Vaud ven be vant to sbtart 14 off He pad ‘let mit his veet, Td Foon he cot to co ao wast Dat avery dings he peat. He run Ler out on Broader ehtroet, He alikcored Nike de vind, elt how he assed de vaney craps, And lef avn all pehind! De vellers mit de trotting nage Pooled 90) (o ave him bars; Do Deutrehers ull erstai ed walt; * Potstausend! Was ist das?” Deot varter sill der Bohulizerl Mewed Ow Het N Ob, vot Ish all uls @ Ob, votlsh ma Ob, vot ist vark Vad vot Ish hobbiness ? Ve find a pank note inde sltreedt, Next dings der pank ish preak ; folls, und knocks our outsides in, Ven ve @ ten shirike make, } m4 gusitly smiles dirt, py shings 1 ot vouce in Walt a na n't tooen d y plies? ‘s soocksess ? Keds of dings? y So vas it mit der Schnitzerlein On bis philosopede; His feet both shlipped outsideward shoont ‘Vhen at his extra shpede, He felled ovpon der veel of coorse De vhect like biitzen Nowy Und Schnitzer! he vos rchnitz in vact For id shlished bim grod i two, Und as for Ls philosopede, Ad cot so shkared, men say, It pounded onward till it vent Ganz toulelwards afay. Boot viere ish now der Schnitzerl's egal ‘Vhere doe bis savirit pide? In Himmel troo de endiess plue, As takes e modeor ride.