The evening world. Newspaper, November 29, 1922, Page 18

By Bide Dudley. errignt (New York World) by Pree ibilahing Company, 1922, O-MORROW, when All smiles, to partake of your dinner, I'd ask that you pause, if you will, |wathered tnside elght-column sport just a bit, And send a thought wave to]world. Now we've got championship Bill Skinner. You say you don’t know him? Be|partment of game Wonderfully of- that.as it may— You'll: help a poor guy with|at xutcking. heart sinking, Who sits on a stool in a quick lunch cafe, Alone with his sandwich, just|news reel. It rouses tears, laughter, thinking. He'll muss with his coffee and mess with his pie, As dreams interfere with his dining, And maybe they'll notice a tear in his eye, "T'will mean for a home scene he's pining. God bless him; in Fate’s mesh the fellow is caught, And though he’s a saint or a sinner, ‘ou'll do a good deed if you'll just send a thought M cheer from your heart to Bill Skinner. OBSERVATIONS. ym has dropped $50,000 « 1 price. Now let coal and ‘ollow sult. ‘aw, Cornell's ace, we take ted to raise the deuce in Pennsylvania game to \ says the Germans @ France. No wonder! sing dty. eotand Jess Willard, as @ n't much of a success, but .4 to know how to plant his at Suit Wdppows Yale had beaten Wouldi't the Crimson vata ave been Blue? Farewell! Football season's Bnd is here, Good bye, Pigekin, For a year. TELEPHONE LOVE. Grespee: Mary Dingle, « telephone “Cen- | decides. to fly high. In a cate she] baby’s head. ‘an offer of marriage from a walter jen outside, sressed Mary. She coldly, The young sport called the boy and purchased the rat. This he offered to Mary. “With my compliments,” be aid. “Oh, I shall love it,” said Mary, accepting the gift. “I Uke. your looks, young he gave bim back his dead Fat. O'Toole was not to be frus- trated so easily, Dropping his handkerchief as a signal he eald nothing till Chug Blooch, the gangster, stepped up. “Have you robbed the jewelry store?” asked O'Toole in a hoarse whisper. “Sure!” The Policeman laughed. “This fg a plot to got me to make @ false arrest,” he said. O'Toole dropped something in Mary's pocket. It was the stolen jewelry. A great hullabaloo was heard. ‘The fire department was epecd- tug down the street to answer a false alarm. “Goodness me!" sald Mary, “I @ hope the firemen have a Merry Christmas.” ‘But she was a farmer's daugh- ter. (To Be Continued). THIS AND THAT. Metropolitan we're going to hear her. 7 Well, not only do we like Bood music but we heard her sing ft te Denver about fourteen years ago, when she was with the Savage English Grand Opera Company, and At that time we saw We from Denver to Salt Lake City gnd returned to the Colorado me tropolis on 2 specia) train chartered the Savage management for the ‘The company gave « perform- gnee tn Salt Leke City Wednesday ‘wight and opened {ts Denver engage ment on Thursday, at 9 P.M It is ® was 2 treat. Miss Easton at closer range. down with your loved ones you This Week ®& Only & By Neal O'Hara. Copyright, 1922, by the Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening Word.) HIS is the season when experts T esas landscape with All- American teams, Each million dollars’ worth of amateurs fall, page, enapping defiance at balance of vaudeville outfit, Strong in every de- fensive. Quick at shifting Neat at Superb passing the buck, Ideal vaude fill shoots off with dumb act and comes to stop with pathos and demands for money back. It has more variety than soup taster im canning factory, Master Vaude Bill, reading from Up to Down: A. Congressional Quartet. A dumb act. Fancy juggling of votes. Holl- call skipping. Comedy imitations of lame ducks. Soft shoe pussyfooting. Song entitled, “Merrily We Roll Along at Twenty Cents « B. Max Ovser’s Trained Fonice. Ex- hibition of almost human intelligence in which ponies jump over large blocks of Harvetser stock, leaving ‘em for Max to pick up himselr. C. Sawing a Woodpile in Half. William Hohenzollern and Company. At every performance, Mr. Hohen- gollern offers 1,000 marks to any charity he feels like namiag {f any one in audience can beat him sawing wood, hot-footing from Germany, or Picking @ bride. In lobby, at end of every performance, he will acil vic- tures of himself when he had ‘t. D. Charles E. Hughes in “Beaver,” a whiske: itting comedy. €. Ganna Waleka MoCormick in Songs and Jewelry. Song. ‘I Just Love to Walk on a Garden, and That Goes for Mary Too.’ Encore song: “Others May Order Oyster Stew, but I'll Take a String of Pearls.” F. Intermission. Four ~- minute speech by Judge Gary predicting prosperity, more rails, more spikes, more phonograph needles and more dividends, G, Wayne B. Wheeler in Whip- ‘snapping Novelty. Tying Congress into knot. Extinguishing light wines with crack of the whip. Making prairie Congressmen jump tlsough hoop. Shooting older apples -otf H. Will Haye in an inspirational monologue improving screen, keeping edt, and lining bugs up at x office window. Mr. ‘Hays will also give exposition of the cabinet trick in which he ts tied down to a $12,000 job in Washington and escapes while Har- ing isn't looking, to turn up in Hol- lywood with @ $160,000 Job. 1. Mr. Rookefeller and Mr. Ford. Patter song, First verse: Oh, Mr. Rookefeller{ Yea, Mr. Ford, Do you know my Mivvere help to make your dough? Do I kpow tt, Mr. Ford? IN say we're in complete ao- cord, I} 4¢ weren't for you to the almehouse I would go. Oh, Mr. Rockefeller; oh, Mr. Rockefeller! Between we we've got darby by the cord. We can’t spend half what we make, Everything te looking jake. Ian’t that right, Mr, Rockefel ler? Absolutely, Mr. Ford! J. Movies of Battling Siki ve. Old Black Joe in three rounds and @ riot. K. EXIT MARCH, —— the only time that any organization of this sort ever made the jump be- tween the two cities without missing @ performance, We named the train the Butterfly Special, and perhaps Miss Easton will remember that on the gravel walk by the railroad sta ton at Laramie, Wyo., a picture was taken of herself and others, the group Including aleo Walter H. Roth- well, conductor; Dore De Fillippi. Wellace Brownlow, Rene Vivienne, Ethel Huston, Harriet Behnee, Es- telle Bloomfteld, Ralph Edmunds and ourself. It was a great trip and a lot of fun even for those who didn't indulge in draw. She was observing a game of foot ball Saturday and at one point saw a man downed by elx other players, all of whom piled on top of him. “Oh,” she said, “that fellow with the ball is too young for this game.” “Too young—what do you mean?” asked ber escort. “Why, don't you eee bee under siz?” she asked sweetly.’ | WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1922 HAND HERES AUNT MINNIE , UNCLE SOE, CoUeIN NELL AND LIZZIE ~ MoTHERS LONG LOST BROWER DAN -THE “TWING FROM OMAHA AND -=---~ Whe SAY THAT LITTLE SPOTLIGHT DRESSES UP “Ty! WINDSHIELD NIFTY —THa's SUMP'N I NEVER HAD BEFORE — Now Fora A PAIR cF wiNGs! a ‘ ' MADAME. PONCHON ——-. WHO “Ty DICKENS (Ss SHE T WONDER & Some BoDY TRYIN! “B SELL ME SuMP'N? 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