The evening world. Newspaper, November 13, 1922, Page 24

h! the Day with a Laug 2 bys f h e y oS | J 0) E 4 Ss Cc A R i patel Reg. U. 8. Pat. oft. Passing the Buck ! Needed By Bide Dudley. oS P e p Py Lemertin = Publishing Company By Neal O'Hara LLABELLE MAE DOOLITTLE, oted poetess Delhi, has} Copyrish’, 1922 (New York Evening World) pal ue by’ Prose Publishing Company. \ GveEss SHE Got A oan PRETTY Good GAR AT That — BUT 1 DON'T ste wy IT Slows Down An’ PICKS UP es Se a) Dove iF You'RE Nor USING | YOUR NEW CAR “This MORNING , Wout rf- Y'MIND IPL Tame or for AM = Hour oR so? Siaae 1 } Evening SLL E stanps For Empty !! THa's A WOMAN FOR Fai! Never “hin “Tene A FELLAH “TH'GAS IS Low — BUY A NEW CAR With A QUART OF FYEL IN fT = Powe Ur ALL Day~ Then EXPECT IT TO RUN ANOTHER DAY ON (T's REPUTATIO AN' ANOTHER DA® ON MomENTUM! I GET TH’ Last MILE OF MOMENTUM AN! I'LL HAETA HOOF 17 “Two Mites FoR HELP! LA'S A WOMAN I ( WY HELP YouRSELF | T DROVE. IT ALL DAY YESTERDAY ux] ( i asked us to assist her in a hu- HE ancient boys and gals were Mane move, by printing the follow- smart in their way, but they fag poem from her pen: needed a press department. All 4 the famous capers they twirled off re- Isn’t it most terrible quired touching up by the mimeo- For us to contemplate raph boys before they were slapped Whe slaughter of the turkey? | into history editions. That's why life On me it really grates, in the ante-profiteering days looks ‘ ; . dull to the a la mode eye. If his- iving Day is coming, Thanksgiving Day is 8 torical gents and thetr consort sweet- It isn't far deferred, fes had grabbed off press sharks to Come join in offering pity threo-sheet thelr stuff, history passed For the turkey gobbler bird.|down to our kindergarten set would read like this to-day: From the Monthly Exhibitors’ Ga Men have died in battle kt From wounds and loss of hael Angelo starts work on a x va gore, new super-picture next week at the +O, ep But the neck of the poor turkey] Excelsior Studios, West Rome, In ee a ze Warts Be Pres Soon will pain him sore, the course of making the picture Mr. LITTLE FAMILY pads WEE BREE CMEC Ott Angelo will use 4,800 models in the Here is-a plan | give you, mob scene. Other statisti on this VessiIR- GAVE <oonl XVE GIVEN If used the cruelty ends, —Jmasterpiece show that 6,725 squars UP SMOKING FoR NELL- Wea MY BAD Instead of. buying the live birds,} inches of canvas and 870 tubes of . AND CuT OUT CUS6IN' HABITS FoR NeLL! ee Buy. the dead ones, friends. | paint will be used. Dominic Gazao, Poker, LATE Hours. 5 2 . a a ne UaMeles Mr. Angelo’s personal representative, DRINKIN’, HORSES aL ncintsalon] You COULD i is now in Africa assembling special % Se . J ; LIKE THAT - | OBSERVATIONS. camel's hair brushes. The framing Ra dang j = Chicago judge says puppy love] wii be done by Eileen Schwartz and Tuins many young people. Presume] the hanging by Antonio Giboni. Tho they go to the dogs. Angelo picture will be released by the Al Smith and Nate Miller to meet | Inter-Celestial Picture Corp.” nm links at Atlantic City. Ah, that ‘will be a real test. Been pretty strong tor Lioyd George, but didn't know his son's name was Gwyllian. Do BeTter § From the London Weekly Thespian: “Willlam Shakespeare, well known local playwright, has received a bid for the Eskimo rights to thirty-six of his productions.”* Imagitie Hon. John Fortescue's| From the Roman Evening Candle: American lecture tour will prove “For Senator, re-elect Cicero, His highly successful. record shows he voted for the bon: Big thing at quarterback is brains,|the bona and the bonum. He vo dl @ays Bill Roper. Got a sneaking idea they're the big thing anywhere. Folding hip-pocket chair has been for the eight-hour day for bull fight- ers. He voted against a high tari'f on one-piece Roman sults. He voted against the Roman Aqueduct grab Trade Mark Rog. U. 8. Pat. Ott. Suvented by an Indiane man. Won't} ern attention to Xith-hour I! I Guess I Wont eae A ° - les. _anthinld pete Br ears erica OP eet slect cicero!” “Cigeco Campaign MAKE BOBaie > Was BoBREe bah SMe Y We swore coma mae Marcus Caius Iglootz, 7 or SWEARIN? i SWEARING 2 AT MY LITTLE SOMERODY ¥ = Sec., 248 Aqua Via.” Yj ) Pe Highway Rhymes. From Town Tattles: y ores | pean eal I walk.on 43d Street, “An incident being bruited about by . y > AFPPLE OFFA ' ‘And many actors do I meet, some of our leading scandal mongers Phe ones with jobs are few at best, Vet ali are care-free and well-dressed. Ice-Cream Arthur's Love. ‘ "Twas a croe! twist in fortune that made Anna Crackerjacki ® waitress, but she bore up Bravely. Little did those she @erved know she was of the Crackerjackis of Mud Valley and that her Grandfather was Hector Crackerjacki, the plains- man, who could whip his weight in wildcats. But Anna was not @own-hearted. “Where's my pork chops?” A customer was speaking. Anna went to the kitchen and fot them. As she turned to leave, the garbage man, smiling through his grime, sald: “Anna, I love you.” ‘The fair girl dropped the pork ehops and drew her automatic, A cockroach fell from the wall. It all seemed so absurd (To be continued.) Yea, Verily! Phe G. O. P. was all at sea, "Twas shown by Tuesday's vote, And while at sea the G. 0. P. Btood up and rocked the boat. connects the name of Capt. John Smith, of an eminent first family of Virginia, with that of a certain Indian maid yclept Pocahontas. It is rumored that Capt. Smith and Pocahontas had quite a necking party the other day near the municipal chopping block, in the presence of a number of Poca- hontas’s relatives." From the Rome Daily Tempa: “Mark Antony, the well known statesman, will deliver the keynote speech of the fall campaign at Cae sar’s funeral this afternoon. Mr. An tony promises to talk straight from the collarbone and wise political dope sters forecast a rict. The Caesar funeral will be open to the public.” From the Snappy Set Magazine: “Ladies, use Mother Blink’s Halr Tonic! Read what one satisfied cus- tomer said. Lady Godiva, tho noted horsewoman, writes: ‘Gents—After using four bottles of Mother Biink's hair tonic, I would never use another. Recently I rode through the etreets of my home town and every one was giving me the once over. I don't know whether they were looking at my luxurious colffure or my horse- manship, but I don't think it was the horsemanship. (Signed) LADY GODIVA.” (Ady.) From the Fire Insurance Adjusters” Monthly: “The celebrated yiolin virtuoso Nero gave a farewell concert of fiddle selections before an open air gathor~ Bor, HAVE You SEEN A MAN IN A CHECKERED SUIT 2 T WILL BE NX FEATHER yp” PASS HERE ?) 2 IN My CAP! AEN SQ 2 THAT BOY HAS SEEN 2 H ie —Ves. Ting near Rome the other night. The Eee ae ays BBUre site vargas aul sorchim inglids BEER: CAMBING NEEDS 15 ATRICK SUIT RB YOUR DUSTING, OO Tal HA!) (1 DIDNT Wink IT | TVA! HAS - “So Day.” ing the tire department." 4M, TYE DISCOVERED SOME ANTIQUE GAGS- AND THAT'S GAL, ULL SIT IN HERE AN’ REHEARSE HAt HAL WAS THAT FUNNY} ANID 1 . From the Sunday Muok Raker: s LMY DISH! (LE SPRIN GONNA OPEN WITH THAT . Cue i's. THE AND “Gome day J intend,” said Bill T CARNING IT, 15 To ) -\ Some ON KAIINKA To TALC ABOUT THE GUY WHOSE WIF THAT Bmith to a friend, “to start a nice Savings account. Each week it shall Stow—-I'll save twenty or so. ‘Twill Boon be a handsome amount.” Bill @idn't have time to save even a dime, He let it all dribble away. He meant to, no doubt, but bis will Gezled out and he died tn the poor- Bouse ove day “Bome day,” said Joe Rose, “to Pearl Brown I'l] propose. I'm @fary about that sweet thing. 1'll Jost take my time, for I'm certain that I'm the one she regards as her King.” Joe wasn't so strong, for ‘Tom Gray came along and grabbed Ber. She's now Mrs. Gray. Joo wanted at Pearl and he blamed the Poor girl, when the blame should have gone to “some day.” Look out for “some day;” it means fatal delay. It seldom, if ever, ar- “Order @ copy of the Muck Rake from your newsdealer now! patra, the noted vamp and et wrecker, committed suicide last week. But defore knocking off Cleopatra had the foresight to write a diary of her career. With our customary enter- prise wa have secured the world rights to serial publication, and the Orst instalment will be in next Sunday's Muck Raker, Order it now!" quit these sermons that bore you some day Hines Wisdom. Dixie Hines read in a newspaper recently that a deccused father willed his poet son a larger share of his estate than he left bis other children “Evidently,” said Dixie, “the man |RAN AWAY WITH AN ENGINEER, AN’ » EVERY TiMe A TRA WHISTLE BLEW HE GOT SCARED, FoR SUFEAR THE FELLER WAS BRINGIN! HER BACK t LL, te (WAY T TELL IT His Grandma! | AND HE AINT SEEN ) i Ne This Joke Didn’t Need Any One to Tell It! ives. It spolls many plans and it|realized thet ports are born, not BOBBIE'S BIN THDAY A few t ties many cans to hopes that come | Paid Hreties aie 7 . Sh ; new ° i te aula beige got, s Ms ae Aye up ip all lives. 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