The evening world. Newspaper, November 3, 1922, Page 36

t _ With good syrup, butter too. There's no autumn food to beat ; them, Yet two, maybe three, will do. fcan call to mind, however, _ Days when mother baked for me, When, if | was well, I'd never | Stop with only two or three. Bix of them were hardly any _ For a boy like me to eat. f could handle twice as many, ! Covered with molasses sweet. Buckwheat cakes—all cooks can bake them, ~ And they’re always good— i but, say— ; Cakes, as mother used to make ; ther, Weren't kind we eat to- day. : OBSERVATIONS. > Vor personal reasons we wish the Sport writers would quit. referring 9 Jack Britton, aged thirty-seven, 4s an oid man. - That up-State farmer who traded Dis wife, for a 1913, flivver was dar- ing, to aay. the least. He might Lave been stung, you know, Jaze, according to a Chicago music teacher, is on its last legs. Mebbe, ‘but the legs are doing some wonder- ful shaking. Cfaip shooting is no longer al- at theCamden High School. Wonder how the faculty expects the e\udentts to learn it. | Now that the deer hunting season 1 about to open in this State, the Ceath-dealing record of the auto is th danger. ‘ : ARTHUR'S LOVE. | The Hole-In-the-Wal! country was infested with handits, but ‘Anna Crackorjack did not care. She was sure the widow had _ deen abducted by these lawless men and it was her earnest de- sire to see her returned to her a Sign ees i : "I will be the stenographer,” he said. “Do you understand the i . work?’ asked Anne. 7 ~ “Ke, but look!” Buckwheat cakes—I like to eat (PoEMS OF PREFERENCE. } them, Nchicisceiledishanatalaestioipeipsilebpsipteaditien _| erybody’s in a hurry, but I like {ty | He held up one hand. Three straight in the eye. Get "Er Insured, Ed! DID SHE WANT: It ! 99 SAY <1iF “Tuts LIZZIE CouLDN'T BACK uP SHE'D HAVE WRECKED itu! LISTEN ED — 7 WaNTA FIND ouT te MY WIFE WiLL STAND FoR Me BUYIN A FLivveEre —— Lemme DRWE YOURS INTO MY YARD AN’ J'LL Tere HER 1 BouGHT ONE! (N HAY QUAY 1-CAN FIND ouT ip it's Saree “TO Go AHEAD { IN A CASE LIKE Tits | 1 BELIEVE IN Maki’ ———— A“THOROUGH AND EXHausTIVE. EST BEFORE .RISKING Al Marte Antoinette of Howard Ave nue, Brooklyn, would like to marry, but she wants a genuine prizo from the matrimonial grab-bag. She'd alvo like to win the self-fillfng tooth, of- fered as the prize in this contest. Her rhyme follows: My mon must be fast and brave, no meek, Yet not as wild as the well known Sheik, - Like President Harding, he must ulay golf. Be tall and comely like dear Rudolph. A past master, too, in the art of ‘ove, And no other girl but me think of, He may drink home made booze and smoke and swear, And that's my idea of a hubby, so fingers were cut @ff at the first joint. “Very good,” said Anna. She realized he was a short- hand writer, But, really, it all seemed so absurd. (To Be Continued.) = AND NOT ONLY War-BUT MR6.GREEVE LiKE AT NINNY” STARING AT me? OUR OWN POETS, Micky Walker, Tho’ no talker, As a fighter Ts @ corker, ~The Sport Poet, Old Jack Britton Took much, hittin’, But not once he Thought of quittin’, ~The Office Boy Poet, * THIS AND THAT. ‘We dropped in at the McAlpin Hotel yesterday and visited briefy With some old friends from the West. Tnetedla T L BETCH, You come over You sit DOWN ai They were Mabel Strickland, cham- can BAT You Ay TaMoraow en “BRAT - me Quir- Bs AND 467° | pion bronco fider;~ J. H. Strick. More PAN: Tur RACE Y YA Morning Richt {RET 1 ATE More HOW MANY WHeN L’d } Rhee aa aN land, one of the moat expert all CAKES “THAN You é- AFTER BREAK PAN CAKES 'H Mary “PAN- CAKES q f KET Q1 Reba talent pSDEnA kowenge Sn Amarrai Yarne You can?! Morea Ww FAST - AND ve nea Py SooEn. Tey ry =u sor-thacmvioed 4 Elliott, who will try to ride any — . o if ave NING ¢ ear = ORIA- 1hk. critter on four feet, an¢ Verne’s wife. MORRIRS ve oe See So Sa BIAS jU4k ha 4 Dont Barden TS ‘They told us all about the West, and, MNOS RET j : vont ime ineldentally, Strickland sewed a but- i The MosT- [7 ; : ) =; Pi etal ae ton on our vest for us. Every cow- he Ys 4 lj New BRITAIN: € boy knows how to sew. Hoe has to, pores ve hase heg OA-T wise iT since frequently he is out on the WASNT SATURDAY. R 0 E ID RaTHER Go Ts Tange all alone for days, We asked Ae re Re XK %, Sisee Vaan Wer poet Strickland how she liked New R ; y Ys wes 3h 4», | * z Z p M0RED RAPER’ ‘ork. © y You Kes. NX “It's so rapid,” she replied, “Ev- send «& MERRY MIKUR yg Tr Maay mxur Why Pick On a Shovel? Oh, I wouldn't live’ here for the world. I'm very fond of Fort Worth, you know.” “What do you think of the New York women?” “They're a right smart looking lot. Know how to dress and evory- YouSE GOT 7 ScuSE MY LANGUAGE MISS, BUT IM D'KIND OF are the cow- “Oh, we are wearing long skirts, corsets and the like, but we're stick- ing to bobbed hair—at least, I am. Find tt so comfortable.” Miss Strickland is to ride in the tourndment at Madison Square Gar- den. She is slender, pretty and ab- solutely devoid of fear when ft comes to rough horses, AND NOW PERMIT US to suggest that he's a genius who can He and look his wife a 2 About Plays’ and Pla ers . Ferdie Gains a Vote but Loses a Girl! : camaaammaecamar iano a a oe ck ui Paice © Oe Pee OY Yes- 1 FeRDIE LAIMBRAIN- Pde ae JUG 8 Fe eRe . : ‘Messrs. Shubert have decid- musical comedy, ‘The Bunch and Tue PooRer Class! IF 2 CIRCULATE THe & S sstgalagl fu Tp FUEL. So PROWD. oto P ae Ts bong BAe ? FY ea that the work of Walter ly," opens at the Globe Theatre, a THAT 1 ONCE WAS A LABORER — Et ANDY WALKING WITH , SUCH Fe METIOR t + ‘Woolf, in ‘The Lady in Er-| scene will show an exact reproduction STORY UN ION POSTERS FoR BE A STREET CLEANER CONGRESSMAN * at the Ambassador Theatre, | of the open-air fashion theatre of Paul EVERY KMAN IW GNGRESSMAN ? ONCE MYSELF t ‘been of such quality as to entitle | Poiret’s dressmaking establishment in ay to have his mame in the lights} Paris. Thirty gowns from the house § he is now feature¢ with Wilda] of Polret will be uscd in the show. yee = 2 > : " : < & A — LEAVES NOV. 11. RI —- | POIRET FEATURE. | Irene Castle to appear in person at | nection with the Shubert Unit, “Facts will mot terminate} The Sunday meeting at the 48th " . Jere, subscribers and their friends only, Ht sttraction at that house! the Dramatic Circle of the Cultural ; bap aen) Brier, PUTTIN THE ACT. | Federation wants amateur actors. It] “Hello, Gvod Timos,” wil! be given at} Clare Tree Major wil! address the}Zondon to see his comedy, “The op o will meet at Wadleigh High School] the Columbia Theatre Diection night, | Playwrights’ Csub at the Hotel Mo-| Romantic Age,"’ open in New York. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Who seid: “Oh, these airships are “Those apples are not ft for» i Tuesday night. Joseph EB. Shes has arranged for a} Alsin to-night at §.40 A basear will be held by the Church} No, Wather, the wedding rivg Paul nice, to oat, is pe Dthel Barrymore will give a per- (London production of "On the Stairs,” | ‘Tne Love Child” will open at the} of Our Lady of Good Counsel, in tue} Whiteman gave bis bridy was mote) Ti ie one z ow 9098, now? b formance of “Rose Bernd” at the now at Daly's, to be made in January.| George M. Cohau Theatre Noy. 14] school auditorsum, No, 328 East 91st] jazz band ove. . 4 ; { a “ sf . STOKERS SEE ¥ SHOW. A gallery theatre party was held at tae Winter Garden last night by some stokers from the 8.8, Olympic. They, went there, they Bald, to see the trav- esty on “The Hairy Ape,” in “The Passing Show of 1922." However, that wasn’t what they wore discussing when they left. Thoy wore talking about the chorus girls. ENGAGE IRENE CASTLE. The Messrs. Shubert have engaged the Central Theatre next week In con- and Figures.”’ Gossip. Longacre Sunday night, Nov. 12, for] Violet Heming wil bo the lea@ing|{!nstead of Nov, 13, as previously an-| Street, Nov. 15 to 18, inclusive, to FOOLISHMENT. an invited audience, woman in “The Lucky One," which} n An extra midnight performance of |*¢ Theatre Guild will produce, : They make people guy onc.” Strovt Theatre will be for Kquity play- obtatm money to carry out plans Of! prone was a young fellow named| The truth was, he hadn't the p “A. A. Milne may come here trom| the parish. as