The evening world. Newspaper, November 2, 1922, Page 32

The chestnut’s here, and I'll be frank— My palate it doth tickle. Bach day 1 rob the baby’s bank, And whop! goes one more nickel {0 Tony at the corner neai, For he’s the chestnut vender. Mis song is music to my ear— Da chess'nut, sweeta, ten- der!” Ah, Tony’s such a nice old cuss, Of nuts he sells me seven. At times when feeling generous, He lets me have eleven. In four | find four worms, done, Two more of them are rotten; But in the bunch there’s always one, Delicious, ne'er forgotten well This one | eat quite greedily, As would a hungry actor, And praise is then bestowed by me Upon my benefactor. Hooray for Tony; bless the day At Ellis Isle he landed. May good luck ever come his way. I laud him; yes—left-handed. OBSERVATIONS. However, Lloyd George's cold isn't in his feet. Some towns are just naturally lucky. A coal train was wrecked at Cranford, N. J., yesterday. The Kaiser is spending a lot of money on his wedding, but he can get it all back from the film rights, if he wants to. The fact that a British railroad train ran 102 miles an hour recently was kept secret by the officials of the road. And in London they don’t favor electric signs—they're too con- spicuous. ICE CREAM ARTHUR'S LOVE. Anna Crackerjacki did not hesitate when she saw the run- away horse coming. She knew that the widow on its back had three children and must be saved. Picking up the clothes line she fashioned a lariat and threw the noose around the horse's neck. Then running to the corner she tled the other end of the rope to a lamppost. Sheriff Bangs appeared that moment “I wonder,” he said, “if that rope is strong enough to stop that horse?” “Oh, I guéss Anna. “T don't think so. A newcomer was on the scene. He proved to be Arthur Wow. Around the house came a stranger and he carried a bow and arrow. Aiming at the harse he shot an arrow. It missed at so,” replied . Good E Panine 7 By BIDE DUDLEY POEMS OF PREFERENCE. “Deay Duddy,” writes Nina W. of Sixth Stroet, “I want to get married, T'd also Iike to win the chocolate- stuffed glass eye you are offering as the prize in this contest. So I have written you the following nice rhyme:" T want a sweetie indeed Who ia chock full of speed A handsome boy, very fast. Who cannot be outclassed A nightingale he must like, And with love must not strike, Be full of enap galore, Think of jazz, nothing more. listen Boys, watch your step, I'm a vamp with lots of pep And if you want to marry me, See my friend, Mr. B. Dudley. We are very busy, but have set aside next Tuesday afternoon to re- ceive applicants for Nina's hand. The line will form to the left of Entrance B-2, Have the usual feo ready, please. and hit the widow in the back. “Ouch!” It came from the widow. The horse was still running at top speed with the poor widow on bis back. “Who shot me in the back with that stick?” she demanded. Anna pulled off the stranger's disguise. He proved to be Douglas Pickford. Matters were getting serious for the widow. Would the rope hold? Look out! (To Be Continued.) A DOOLITTLE GEM. The postman has just scampered in with a poem sent us by Ellabelle Mae Doolittle, the noted poetess of Delhi. It is about babies and the young woman wishes it printed here, believing this column reaches more babies than any other in the city. The rhyme surely is a gem. It fol- lows: Babies, babies! How we love them! They are truly little dears. All I see I love to hug them, Their smile is music to my ears, TAttle red toes, so cute and cunning, Kicked on high all through the day. “One little pig went to market,” I'm humming, Often when with baby T play. Babies, babies, dear little midgets! How they love to be tickled too! Teeny Ricketts was a little fidget, My sister's child is she, so true. Babies, babies! How I adore them! Though quite funny and red faced. Those who do not relish babies Certainly have got very bad taste. AND NOW PERMIT US To suggest that one way a man can keep awake in church is for him to sit with his wife. the management of George C. Tyler this season, will open in @ new play, called “Paddy,” at the Lyceum Theatre, Rochester, on Nov. 20. It is a comedy by Lillian Barrett, novelist. In the supporting company will be Henry Herbert, Roy Gordon, Edward Donnelly, Joseph Macauley, France Bendsten, William T. Clarke, Wallis Roberts, Francis Sadtler, Er- nita Lascelles, Miriam Collins, Clolta Benjamin, Helen Jackson and Vir- ginia Smith, * WILBUR TO ACT. Crane Wilbur will join the cast of M*™ FISKE, who will be under "The Monster,” of which he is au- thor, next week. He will play the part of the reporter, Mlle, Suzanne Caupet, a relative of Sarah Nern- hardt, wilf enter the same cast soon also. A BENEFIT AHEAD. A benefit performance for the Rachael Aid Society, a Brooklyn charitable organization, will be held at the Times Square Theatre, though the courtesy of the Selwyns, on Sun- day night, Dec. 3. Among those who will participate are Will Rogers, Sa- voy and Brennan, Jay Gould, Bobby Edwards, Alois Havrilla, Tom How- ard, Joe Laurie jr., el Clark and the Terrace Garden Steppers, ‘There ‘will be twenty-five acts in all, Louis Milvers has volunteered to direct the orchestra, FRANK CRAVEN, LECTURER. Frank Craven delivered a talk be- fore tiob McLaughiin's Ohio School of Stage Arts in Cleveland recently on “How to Write a Successful Play.’ The leciure was the first of a s jn connection with a play-wgiting con- test zow being engineered K* Mr, Mc- Laepeulin and the Plain ty » The winner will recetve a prize of $500, but he must live in Ohio, TAKE LENOX THEATRE. The Lenox Hill Players have leased the little Lenox Theatre at No. 52 East 78th Street, and will begin their season Monday night with three play- lets, “The Pardon,” “The Green Scarf’ and “The Other Voice.” ITALIANS ON BROADWAY. Cav. Nicola Maldacea, Italian com- edian, and his company of variety artists, will present their “Italian Chauve-Souris"’ at the Selwyn Thea- tre Sunday afternoon and evening NO LAGGARDS THERE. Those eight singing and dancing girls in “The Gingham Girl" don't intend to be in the chorus always. We have been positively informed that three of them are studying voice culture for grand opera, or Grand Rapids; two are taking dancing les- sons to show Isadora she's not such @ much, and the other three are going to dramatic school hoping to head off Ethel Berrymore, Jane Cow! and the other girl stars. GOSSIP. Sam H. Harris will present “fain,” with Jean Eagels, at Maxine Elliotts Theatre Tuesday night Marguerita Sylva will appear in a Spanish drama in January. 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