The evening world. Newspaper, October 31, 1922, Page 28

‘heatrical News and Gossip | friends strike, Not a trace of trouble you'd seldom ; Good Evening! “By BIDE DUDLEY ‘are ie PORTE { POEMS OF PREF| Bill Crocco of 1 Fact, they looked so much alike, | Brooklyn, wants the é . One was _t'other's double answerer offered as the prize in this ir there fell from off a limb Cae ee Apple or a cherry, I want a girt of vampish demeanor ‘ know, Bully pick a fight with one, We'll one-step to the preacher, you . Give the kid a drummin’. know Sute to find; when that was done, ] === . . "Nother fight a-comin’. says those American Line ships are t Bye might have a bluish rim, = |"" = Now that the hoboes, in conven- | _ Noses bloody, very. tion at Columbus, have cast James ; Gritty fight ‘ud come from Jim, | reds How out of their ranks, he may Chanct was, if it fell to Jim, » {Nother'fell to Jerry. § below the ferry, Lickin’ Ukely waitin’ Jim, + 'Nother one for Jerry. "Nother one from Jerry. “Time went ‘on; the youngsters To. be self-supportin’ ICE CREAM ARTHUR'S LOVE other fellers Anna Crackerjacki was as- mes ta aes lh tounded at the Sheriff's surmise. * "Bout his daughter Mary, a pleasant smile for Jim, ° " "Nother one for Jerry. Rivals from that very date, _ |, Per her hand a-seekin’, turned to bitter hate, z a negative fer Jim, jother one for Jerry. one day come to their ears, 2 Like Nita Naidi, or even meaner Oh, she must dance and she must F © Bray aay to atriet sctoot, Lye yur youn oat know very Bs + Off they’d go together. thing A Rain er sunshine, warm er cool—| Have two sweet Nps and naughty _ Any kind of weather, eves away to fish er swim A form like Venus to hormonts t Complexion » oe a summer morn TI fear this girl has not been born But if she tines please tet me as well wash up. There's no fun in looking Ike a tramp if you can't be one “So,” she said, “you suspect that I killed Kragoroviteh?” “Well, if you didn't, who did?” asked Sherfff Bangs. Anna felt along the mantel- piece until she came to a wad of gum, This she jerked loose and, holding it up, #aid: “T gave him that it In this room. Do you think T He chewed __ Even stopped a-speakin’. would murder a man after giv- f Bech in turn, by moonlight dim,} ing him some gum?” : | Spoke of love to Mary. The Sheriff saw the absurdtty } t of his suspicion and turned to go. A noise was heard outside. Anna looked out the window Bonehead Brewster was sneak- 7 ; ing up with his six-shooter in Goin’ to be some shootin’. saaanas he call. fer volunteers, Anna pressed « button, and the _ Hear, uigies tootin’. seoret chamber flew open. From Pull of ’ to. the brim, it came an elephant. _ Packed and took the ferry “There,” sald she to ol rts { . iff, nolnting 4 the aeptsaf ty j Feller had a gun fer Jiny. Nala 4 _ ‘"Noter one fer Jerry. Bheriff Bangs was dumfound Fought the battles through it all ed. Tt all seemed so absurd ‘Then, somehow er other, Sim he caught a rifle ball, Jerry caught another. On the field by starlight dim Thoughts came fast of Mary. Jerry murmured, “Sorry, Jim;”’ Sim says, “Sorry, Jerry." ‘When next morn at break of day Came the sun‘a-creepin’ (On the field two soldiers lay (To Be Continued.) THIS AND THAT. “Women are strange animals," said a man to us to-day, “My wife went awey for a visit recently and J stayed at home and cooked my own meals for six weeks. When she re- turned I had gained six pounds in weight and she was mad as a hornet The Cheer Completed, At a Broadway hotel yesterday a man registered as John T. Hipp. Under his name he placed that of his sister, Julia H. Hipp. A travelling man was the next to register. On the book under the names of the Hipps he wrote: “J. J. Hooray.” AND NOW PERMIT US to venture the opinion that the murder of Dr, Hall and Mrs. Mills has become the least-in- teresting feature of the whole affair, 1 About Plays and Players you can play the part." IT knew there was a catch in. It somewhere,’ sald the Job hunter rue fully, WOODS GETS HOUSE BACK. A. H. Woods announces he has re- leasod the Shubert Vaudeville inter- ests from their contract for a seven | year occupancy of the Apollo Theatre, Chicago. The house has reverted to the Woods management HE LOVES HIS SONGS. John Golden, sucessful play pro- ducer that he is, just can't keep away , from the song-writing game he knew #0 well in other days. In ‘Seventh Heaven," at the Booth, he has a little ditty and between the acts the orches tra plays @ number of Golden songs of mong them being ‘Poor * “Good-Bye, Girls, Um Through" and “I Can Dance With _| Everybody But My Wife.’ GOSSIP. Prince Sasha of Prugue saw Monster" last night The Hippodrome horses have been! supplied with rubber heels te prevent - | eipping. Edward Simmons, artist, celebrated his seventieth birthday last night with @ party, Jack Hazzard of the G. V. Follies," was a guest of honor Emily Drange of “Orange i “The Blos- TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1922 JOE’S CAR GOSH, (LL BE JARNER tf I KNow WHAT “To GET ~ IF I'D Buy A CAR MIKE “HAT SHE'D WANTA KNow IF 1 be EXPECTED HER TD RIDE INA "Baby carninGe f r \ THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY HaW- Haw! I Guess rou Have n't GoT ANY Pop — He Never comes Home or Hothin® ‘Trade Mark Rog. U. 8. Pat. Oft. WOMEN ARE FUNNY “THINGS — WHEN A MAN BUYS SUMP'N 7 PLEASE HIS WIFE HE'S SIMPLY PuTTING “TH! SKIDS UNDER 7 SiMeeLb te Copr, 1922 (N.Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. Trade Mark Reg. U. 8, Pat. Off. Taint! ant 13 WELL, SMART Y, |) T HAVE Too Eorlf A POP ~ AND- AND - He-He-He’s/f Comin’ HOME Tanat ~ so THERE @ HAW - HAW-? FRITZI RITZ TD GO VO THE DANCE WITH ‘YoU IN A MINUTE , FRITZ) — Bur Tt HAVEN’T ANY DRESS Suit! DON’T LET A LITTLE THING UKE A SUIT WORRY You — YUL FIX THAT | — TMMINyT & WENT AN OP) Hey MISTER -Witt HW 7 \ We, Tost PLAY 4 YouRE MY Pop. | @)\, Tost For Tena? FRivzi! BOBBY’S HERE "To TAKE You YO THE DANCE | LL BE “RIGHT out AUNTY THINKS 1 GoING WiTH] f BOBBY BONDS = IF SHE THINKS 30 SHE'S CRAzY! rr GET EVEN WITH THAT | OPPONENT OF MINE FoR | ROASTING ME IN His IM GONNA SEND Hit AN ANONYMOUS LETTER THAT'LL KNocK HIS POLITICAL AMBITIONS To BiTs! HOW AN OVER-GROWN FAT HEAD LIKE YOu EVER Gor THE NERVE To OF GETTING IN CONGRESS THAN THE CROWN PRINCE HAD OF GETTIN’ IN PARIS — DEAR SIR — RUN FOR CONGRESSMAN, |S ONG OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WoRLD — ro soms"* Married,’ criminologist, Wires” at the night William A. Brady will present and Ly will be married Thursday Sir Basil Thompson, Overman of “Just Jolson Theatre. the English | Play. will see “Whispering} 4 skit 19th Street Theatre to- Warning” is nov Passing Show of 1922" at the Winter “The | Garden. World We Live In’ burlesquing ON “THE. GTHER HAND — IF 1 Gor A BOAT LIKE “THAT SHE'D ASK ME IF Twas “TRYIN! % SUPPORT “THe. | = STANDARD OIL COMPANY! ‘ BOBBY WILL YOU DASH OVER TO TEDDY NICHOLS’ WITH THIS NOTE WHILE I DRESS ? —JusT BE AKE A REGULAR PoP. You Can’t ‘ADVICE AN’ GET A SOB pene] = A TRUCK=You'LL BE MORE SUCCESSFUL AT IT! SIGNED- A FRIEND. GUESS THAT'S HITTIN’ THE NAIL BRON THE HEAD, ALC RIGHT! a g W | The Evenin; orld Comics = | set Problem Solved! | ~ tLe Ler HER SELect “TH NEw CAR, AN (LEB Does ReciTe=\ | ee. SING J. § é 2Bup + Cloun/Hani—s With Reservations! >cerT. NEVER MIND. DOIN” /\ ANY SPANKIN? A Yh ye TEDDY— HERE'S YOUR DRESS SUIT. FR to-night at the} Andre Sherry has preduced a must- This is the insect} cal divertissement called Sherry’s Revue," which opens at “The Last} Murray's Roman Gardens to-night., a feature of *The} 4 THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A reader has written us to ask Pence, what “a Bowen arrow,” “Andre! Douglas Fairbanks uses, 1s. FOOLISHMENT. There was @ young lady named such as| Whose callers were made to sense, If one got too gay, Dad came right away. And soon the young man was tense. nell PUT IT IN THE ACT. “I had breakfast with a bits to-day.” “Yes?” “Yes, and, believe it or picked up a cup and saucer." use past