The evening world. Newspaper, October 28, 1922, Page 15

THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY, € Do tash an ime in History Is a OoTOBER gland is due to be wound up." Mere Trifle When |HISTORY, ASTRONOMY, KIPLING AND OTHERS| """" -Sowrifst’’. Compared With the Payment of Compo- rs goes 1k: thing in the history of sas eal LJ © nol my io 1e ist oe sition Notes From Leiter . ‘ —- account of his wi Bankrupt Debtors. “One of the nearest stars is 1,865,879,763,221 miles | Rudyard Kipling away, and if it was to be blown out to: history of soup, whereas three hundred past, here, there And Mr.Kipling Should | ‘ance that they wouldn't know about it on the fort ‘ifth floor of the Woolworth Building until Jan. 30, “As TL understa Have Kept in Mind | «p. seis.” the Sale of His Story to do something | ‘ A “The fact is that since the war a whole lot of | his public career, Books on This Side | poopie ain't content to oceupy their minds only with | Sheridan and tell When He Scored | "hat ts going on in the year 1922. They are getting | fail to show up with a stenographer and a camera.” | toneve and potato Americ a. “ ‘England,’ he s ‘is going to & Shift Dry Goods Company went to — > 5 E 1: d Pieces five years ago. und we still gor pieces fast.’ He gives England some of the composition notes in the . three hundred years at the médst, safe yet, understand me, such a thine By Montague Gl a hr *, a he might have happened so long ago that 46 ELL, Mawruss, | seen 2fd it will be all over. Purther- 4 fit Of History ‘Ike Loken aris he couldn't see where France Wouldn't admit it was anything mor Julius Lickman of More, hee than an unconfirmed rumor or the Lickman & Shift, In- could last much longer—say, tWO same as the.Flood or the Emperor hundred years at the most. Other Zero fiddling while Rome was burn corporated, at Junch to-da countries over there, he allows tickmAN DOESN'T RELY ON Abe Potash fas from a hundred to two hundred BREAK-UP OF CIVILIZATION. marked to his YC@°S apiece, and then he kicked “put when a feller who thinks in " Morris UP.2 terrible row with the waiter centuries the way Lickman does, talks gp oo Od because he was kept waiting three about something happening to Eng- Perlmutter, one minutes for his soup.” land in three hundred years, Abe, he afternoon last ‘‘I wonder he had the heart to eat don't mean nothing by it, y’under- type SOUP with all them European coun- oM x week. He's tries going to pleces thick und fusi Seegte ha; canon: cas ie . ” 2 member last year when they discov- just got back around him,” Morris Perlmutter sai “Well, of course, three minutes is ered a new star, Lickman told me all ‘ ? er he fin- soup, Mawruss, whereas 800 years ad , e . sue, Mawruss, and after he fin goes like nothing In the history of a Sot the impression it was not more ished telling me how what | was Country,” Abe sald, “but at the same than two hours by local aeroplane Pa e time, Mawruss, people like Julius from Mineola, ,Long Island, because eating would cost two cents and a TICKEAGH JE OLY Lecrtdudgen ithe TAcBed’ If was. ong Gf ithe cearest quarter in Berlin, with a quart f matter of distance when it comes to Starts to the éarth outside of chetzig salle 6 en, 1910, thre the future and the past, y'understand, Fluto or Appolinari one of ther Me le Blumchen, 1910, thrown “Wor instance, Julius could t stars, And what distance do you sup- in. y'understand, he begun to take ahout England going to pieces In 300 pose is Lickinan’s idea of one of the rs us wus go! o happen to- nearest stars, Abe ery uloomy view of the future Years 4s if tt wus going to happen to- neare: a very gloomy view « : ITC Tnorrow already, whereas so far aa ‘Several tl nd miles at the over in Lurope talking ubout the time the Lickman least,’ Abe suid “vrs * KIDDIE KLUB K LILLE) BH, 922, (Now York T Around the World and What Alice Found CHAPTER XXX. not real pirates,’ Alice held her = ‘This is a be A BRIGHT sun lighted the good point. utiful country!" We're not after buried Jamlv told tho Skipper. “See, lovely COT ine minntes is quite a long walt in the | to worry about happenings in the future and the | wa, “He had to como out to oar house for dinner on jorrew, for | around to thinking about his dinner till the delicas | bar example, it takes light so long to travel that dis- | tessen stores were closed.” YAMBA LYALL LEAL DALE ALULALL LILLY LAU ULLLI LL TY DL LE LELL ALA CEALELLL ELLUM LEAL ADL LLL DU LUL LADO SDM i he & World) by Press Publishing "The fact ts, Abe, that since the a whole lot of people ain't con- tent to occupy thelr minds only with and everywhere,” what is going on in the year 1922 at thelr places of business and their mes, y'understa “ Morris sald. are getting to worry alvout nings fn the future and the past, there nd everywhere. Take my wife's sister, Mra. Da: for example, Abe—the one nd the autter, the first thing an | that used to was for years President fe was so worked ap over the way roasted Amertea that she didu’t get | “1 English Prime Minister thinks about when be expects the Borough Park Tuesday Morn i € nd ith in his private life Iub-—and when Mrs, Asqu Pp te Ife which would ruin was writing her remembrances in the is to ring op Mrs. Asquith or Mrs. pe Abe, Joe Daiches Mved or her the time and place and not to | practically nothing but cold smoked ad on account Mrs. Dalehes was too busy following p the way the English aristocracy “Yow! feveral thousand!" Morris ted their families to cook for retorted. “ft is 1 9,763,221 Joe once In a while a square meal. miles away, and if it was to be blown ‘Then when Joe thought it was all out to-morrow, for example, it takes over and he was beginning to get once ht so long to travel that distance. tna while fried round steak when Mrs they wouldn't know about it on Ditches didn't have no women's club the forty-fith Moor of the Woolworth engagzeme Morris continued building until Jan, 80, A. D. 9645 ne comes this Mrs. Shertdan with That's about when T figure Lick- fey reniem and right away Joe man will pay them composition notes, goes on a delicatessen diet again. In Mawruss Abe obs erved © tac Abe, he had to come think I'm an optimist at that tr house for dinner on ae “Well, that’s what comes from dop t Mrs so worked ul ing yourself with bie tgures the way way Rudyard Kipling roasted America for the way we acted in the "kman bother his World War, that she didn't get around head to meet promissory notes when to thinking about Joe's dinuer till the he figures that civilization would be delicatessen stores wis closed." breaking up fast 4 thousand years “I think myself that Mr. Kipling from now and that therefore it is all went too far, Mawruss,"" Abe sald over but the shouting Which, after all, Mawruss, when Mr. Lickman didn’t absolutely rely Kipling Kicked to this Mrs. Sheridan op that happening, Mawruss,"" Abe —if he did Kick to her—that America said. ‘He also took the precaution to didn’t go into the war as thoroughly incorporate before he started In busi- as England and France, y'understan hess again, y'understand, because he should ought to have figured thu Judges and juries has such « petty if we'd done so, Mawruss, practical Picayune outlook on things, y'under- no Amertcans would have had the time stand me, that {f Lickman had put in Mr ‘8 story booke the Quick-Finish-of-Civilization as a “Maybe Mr. Kipling don't defense to them notes without frat whether his story books sell ir Amer incorporating his business as a stock fea or not, Abe,"* Morris sald, “othe cory id have Wise he wouldn't have passed suc at a judement against him and he remarks to Mrs. Sheridan. would have gone to the wall 299 years yy maybo he passed such a re- J twelve months before he fle to Mrs. Sheridan and sald: Ligkman does,"" Morris declared. “Why should stion, Mawruss, we LLM DELILE TLL ULL LLU LALLLLEL LALLA LAL LLLAULLOMPULLLLLILL MUL ELLEL LAMISIL UU ll ORNER ss cceanorscnorer 8 Co, CLLEITETTI TTI LLL KIDDIE. CONTRIBUTIONS WESLEY BARRY'S LITTLE CHUNKS OF WISDOM. OSH, kids, 3, never go back on your mother, when the green all leaves the grass and the sunshine sneaks behind a cloud that sends down pelting sheets of rain, when the whole world is wet for you, no matter how thick the tears fall about what you done, she'll stick to you, you bet you! T went out, got Into a fight, and gosh, yes—1 went so far as to throw a stone at the feller and hit a plate giuss window Instead, and it cost my Dad fifty dollars to square !t. How he did ratn the slipper down on the thin part of the seat of my pants—I thought he wan never goin’ to let up. Hard ak \t was to take my medicine, {t was tfothin’ to the way mother orted. because he hurt me so—anger Is a bad thing If it ain't controlled. P. S—t's tor on your mother than {t ts on you. I know It— Oooo a>) ~POLLYKIN PAPER DOLL CurT- HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB. Gur CUT OUT THIS COUPON. bli Sa bane OLLYKIN | pumber th out as of girl, She G little woodland almost as at home meet in the woodland aa Billy and mall!) Brighteyes and ‘Tip Tall Fox. Roy Boy and she liked to play that they were Robin Hood and his henchman living in the heart of the green forest which you munt and ADDIESS your Please mention not only the city in which you live, but the borough alxe in Merrie England. It was great Ali eniidren up te . may’ become ood fun to dress in f presauted: lt ublets and hose COUPON 1,008, Here they are, the boy und girl of —J the Woodland Won clothes with th pectedly, right in the midst of a pateh hered caps, Tale {n school ir woodland play Ship's path on the morning treasure clouds hang low « the valley."* of rainbow-colored earth, Jamie saw “lothes at hand, ready to Le put on after the storm “We are after gold and gold !3 “Clouds nothing,"’ scoffed the Pi- & bole, Me thought it to be the home directly “Run up the Jolly Roger,’ shouted buried,"’ Jamie suid rate, “Smoke is what that Is; smoke Of some str that’ night DIRECTIONS Whe Captain in high spirits. “We're “You are just trying not to under- from errupting voleanoes that likely lve Iu 4 land cu : plrates again and out for hidden stand me," Alice became tmpatient. us not will spit fire down on us the a closer und out that i I Boy and their freasure.”” + ‘TI mean that it is not any one's prop- next minute no animal, ' salamander beard and the Tm not a pirate.’ Alice denied, erty.’ "Really?" Alice was frightened wpuld be t in this cay bretec ras and neither is Jamic “Not yet, but it will be ours soon, Really,’ the pirate mocke w Which spou' ss cut out Pe “I um too,’ Jamie was indignant. though,” said Jamie optimistically, what do you say about le bi a ash wi ' hes and thotr Ym a pirate and determined to go “‘for I see land ahead and we'll be in search of bad BvbES a: areca bome with pockets stuffed with gold." ashore in less time than it takes to “7 want t \ jenided hy beer Aeipeivin a Pen "go am I, but I’m not going to tell it." ou would," roared t pper im the rai i Pollykin and ttea) mine," Alice snapped But this was not The Pirate ge, “you're that contr But I phat wetllia he told newd not “Finders, keepers," Jamie remind- chose to cross Bristol Bay, sail over YOU Won't stay lungs. 1 promise Ou, ayoe \ fie the pan to my Use t f you wish wa her. Naknek Lake and on to Savonoski be- for when our biscuit and bacon are watkine . ur mn t vndard “And an even split, no matter who fore he dropped the anchur of the gene, you'll find nothing in this land grrr " {i t, Whe finder 1s," added the Pirate. good ship Muakebelieve and we tu eat."’ And he strode off in a Allee was 1 bi ned i I Bhare and share alike. That's what ashore. The mention of biscult and bu ' ‘athe an ent ching ¢ 1 T ay.” Hot sprin craters and fumarloes made the children bh y and Jon tw Hidren hung tr : “Bo do I," Jamie agreed ure broken through the floor of the began ua Buy Seau 1 Without the 1 ' nd Ly “There's a hearty lad," said the valley, which is buried under tava, and the iat jr v ; - Weipper with true admiration, ‘and sulphur and volcanic mud, ‘The Pirate there was not ' w t k ¥ ' you'd do well, my lass, to be like was bitte disappointe valley. W nT t ‘ 4 bm” “We can't find gold in this fur- the skillet a Jamie t 1 1 ted m “I don't care what you say, we are nace,"’ he grumbled. fire fry nt trop nd rid cous LEANOR li | in “| WOULDN'T HAVE NERVE AND HONESTY ENOUGH TO BAY WHAT | THOUGHT ABOUT THAT COUNTRY,” ABE DECLARED. Letween ourselves, r something Ike that, Just as wise as for you and me to go THE PRIME MINISTER RINGS UP epee Saatey MRS, ASQUITH. Any public man in England something to Mra. Sheridan Murgot Asquith and tells her ‘just between ourselves,’ 19 street, 1 bought last week » twin alx limousine with solld silver triramings, y'understand, ner had a wonderful time ty, exvepting he got a front ‘Aw iod-Ne-d104 an11-Qau09d nO-Gt0a - Mr BATIOA -39- MICO. BlS¥d da i94g NO 104 A102 3° wa Bidva Sane AowAcea tooth knocked out from somebody, Jopging his elbow while he was drink- ing tchampanyer wine out a chorus lady's slipper.’ “It's remarkable to me, Abe, how all them lords and dukes has got such confidence in Mrs. Sheridan and Mre. Asquith,’ Morris says, “As I under- stand the matter from reading 4 couple of newspapers that Mrs. Daiches left at the house with them two lad remembrances printed if them, the first thing an English Prime Minister thinks about when he expects to do something in his pri vate life which would ruin his public career, 1s to ring up Mrs, Asquith or Mrs. Sheridan and tell her the time and place and not to fail to show up with a stenographer and @ camera “Maybe much 4 Prime Minister do. it because he has an idea that nobody in Dis right mind believes anythir he reads in these here remembrance which the newspapers print,” Abe suggested. “Well, Mra Daiches belleves them Abe,"’ Morris said, ‘‘and while I don say that it's a symptom she's !n her right mind @xactly, she pald a hun dred dollars for a set of Kipling | 1917. Also the chances ts that sey oral thousand other American eltizens did so in 1917 also. “That only goes to show that Mr Kipling is a whole lot better man | the average merchant like you or “pe because if I sold a hundred thourpuut dollars worth uf goods & comaty yunderstand, { wouldn't have frye und honesty enough to say whut | thought about that country,”’ Ajbe de clared. “But don't you think, Abe, that in view of what America did da during the war, if Mr. Kipling had kept to imself what he thought aout this country, y‘understand, it would heve been a whole lot kinde Morris sugested. “Well, Abe concluded, “tt would have been, anyhow, a whole lot wiser tf he hadn't said tt to somebody who everybody knows never repeats o word she hears to a living soul except the London Times, the Ghusgow Her ald and two bundred ather news papers {n the United States of America."" (Copyright, 1922, by The BAI Syndicate, Inve.) Pollukin Paper Doll Cut-Out 2a ee ae ee j { } ais