The evening world. Newspaper, October 25, 1922, Page 28

=) | WEDNESDAY, GCTOBEx 25, 1922 | The Evening World Comics Good Evening ! By BIDE DUDLEY Ta nT a a Ta Te TOT ET ‘e OE’S CAR Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Ott. Whether He Needs It or Not! | \'M ALWAYS , WONDERING How TCAN GET ALONG WITH MY WIFE ~ BAT slow THAT sHEe‘s AWAY UM WONDERING How I'LL EVER GET - Wis $8 A DREARY SORT OF ) A HOMECOMING — wite GONE JOFFE TD ATLANTIC @rty AN HERE WELL, 1 CAN KILL AN HoUTe OR “Two HERE ——Ty' Rest “THING WHEN SHE GETS HOME. “How'M “1 GONNA KILL, TIME AROUND “TH' Hous] “TLL SHE GETS BACK ? It’s jest a little grassy mound { Poems OF PREFERENCE ! TAM Li LONELY AS A GUY ET . Sate ' ” "Way out there on the hill, LooKin' For A CoAN! i) ALONG witout HER! NoBoby o START A hie A ‘eam aged hg gy Where nature seems to be asleep} Frieda Artz bas written a poem for | ‘am FiGtr with ae ace heh gd And ev’rything is still. this contest and hopes to win the — boas FROM our “Trips ? It’s jest a little grassy mound, | steam-heated eyeglasses offered a: “AN' 1 WANT BE ABLE: 7% ‘ Bout ten yards from the road, Sahcas Handa {dee of the perfect ANSWER IN THE AFFIRMATH But under it he’s sleepin’ there—| "usrand follows A baby we once knowed. J want 0 sophisticated he 4 Very handsome and tatt. } i A man who'll never worry me, t A ae or v1 bp ori The greatest of them atl i s there beneath the dew, An! Were are two wee, chubby A love master unique, A wonder man of love } + gone +H Exquisite, emart and meek, ; wo baby eyes of Dlue, Bright as stars above f Two little feet in tiny shoes, A. ee | Two poutin’ lips we kissed; bee ti bas ed ttle They're all beneath that little Biappy Si pechut tithe, { mound, , ad 6a coat j An’ oh, how they are missed! He might mur- A baby heart is there all stilled, - ’ A z Two others ache and ache, Fires ‘why aid se auwer aay THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat, Ott. “Outside of That He’s All Right”! ept never to awake. “Thought maybe you were in = =k = | It’s jest a little grassy mound, a lawful mond.” he a - But two old folks 1 know Anna turned on the other He CAN PLAY uemrasnye ens. Will love it for the memories French heel and walked away Cheds, BRIDGE, KER, House, LAWNS, Deas She hoped she would not have to leave any given spot again abruptly as she had used both her GOLF OR “TENNIS — LIKES TS FISH AN’ HUNT —HeS N6T Too From HIS CAR Oo His LAWN~ Mower or EVEN | 4 It brings of long ago. OBSERVATIONS. heels. Auge or cea! Lo eng Mabel Withee is a baseball fan “Good morning, dear!” Sete [SER but she'll play Cricket in “The In- Bonehead Brewster was peep- 7 sect Comedy.” ing around the Eugene V. Debs London Bridge isn't falling down. statue in the park. c We've just had a postal card picture Anna feared tpe worst. It of it. seemed that a certain something Justice Day has quit. It is the was about to explode. first time the Supreme bench has (To Be Continued.) ever had a Day off. There is a dentist in Astoria THIS AND THAT. named Jurka. As yet we haven't} wo) Henry” may spell disaster for been able to locate one named Yanka.!some one in the Hall-Mills murder The Scraborough home of W. J./case. It spelled that very thing for Burns is being guarded against flre-}us once. We produced a play of that bugs. There you are, jokers—what| name and lost the family plate, our Everything’s Rosy Again! @ - “a FLORIO ATH —= say? brother's hope of an education and Yi > i G nye eveey Sine AW- Don? cry Emanuel Celler is running for] the respect of everybody we'd ever Zi YNERY DAY. MARY I y G Z| pee. onions A ‘s . Congress in thé 10th District. Seems | ent money to.. In addition we were Uj, SEES SOME MAN F eee Comes & / ere Asien Ui; Live “His T eden Z oM~- IT WAS NT as though Congress ought to have 2} accused in cold print of almost every THAT ste THINKS MAN- L THINK FUNNY Lookin’ C\ TEARS 4S IF I'’y PoP AFTER ALL Celler these dry daye. erime from polygamy to arson, while As HER PoP comiNG REALLY 18 “PoP, MAN < / hos AY LAsT 5 i Sa aiet, some of our friends even suspected P L, ie sees Nt Lb ied Db } ICE-CREAM ARTHUR’S LOVE | us of smallpox. So to those most in- } KNow Wleme sore (Bowlegged sho was but sh, such a/timately acquainted with the New HOME 16 4 tc wisn devas Geaskeriacks de. | Brunswick murder we say look out! eaens cided to stroll in the garden on iaeipel Henry” 18 apt to ruin { the day Kragorovitch was mur- | S°mebody. dered she little thought she ae would be involved in the case. A Happy Husband. But one never can tell and after Note by a Chicago despatch that all various things are preca- Irene Bordoni is advocating the es- rious in this world. As Anna |tablishment of a school for women passed the old hedge fence she kissers. She says thousands of di- heard somebody singing “I Got |V¥orces come as the direct result of { ® Travelling Mind.” Knowing the kissing tgnorance of the wife. this song was written by Krago- |The kiss should come from the soul, Tovitch. she immediately felt su- | "0t only from the lips, asserts Irene. perstitious. She positively knew | The little lady te the wife of EH. Ray € Se = Ban ee tite ~ something was wrong. » ]Goetz, theatrical producer, and now} Way !-TeD NICHOLS! T ALWAYS KNEW You ( IMiraTion MILK} — OUR MILKMAN INVENTED Anna was a young woman of |we Know the reason for his ever} |Were A GENIUS! COME IN AND TELL PA ||| BONDS! I'VE JUST COMPLETED AN MUTATION MILK UL action. Turning on her French [Present happy air. He doesn't ABOUT IT. AND I KNOW HE WILL \NVENTION “THAT’S WORTH “THOUSAND heel she ran to a telephone and |have to get along with mere com- ‘\\———_ CONSENT MR RITZ | called Sheriff Bangs. He soon |™mon smacks—that smiling husband r 2 ‘ arrived. doesn’t, lucky dog! “Well, Anna, what's up?” Sees In this sly manner the ofMfcer AND NOW PERMIT US asked Anna what was up. to inform you that a man named “You want to find the murderer Bones, convicted in Cleveland of of Kragorovitch?” numerous burglaries, used a She was asking bim. skeleton key. About Plays and Players /RS. GEORGE LOFT JR.,!/rights to @ new comedy-drama by M daughter-in-law of the candy | Emil Nyitray and Herbert Hall Win. iN maker, has chosen the stage |slow, entitled ‘'The Man on the Bal Ss @ profession and is now a member |cony,"’ and will present the play in the cast of "East Side, West Side," | Stamford Friday night it the Nora Bayes Theatre. She has| heads the cust. taken the name of Betty Atwell and cenit is playing the role of the consump-| ANOTHER EQUITY MEETING. tive girl, created by Mary Blair. Mre. Cyril Scott SAY = You SJusT DROPPED YouR WALLET! TENKS, MISTER! SORRY I CAN'T Another Informal meeting under 4 GOSH, HERE'S MY CHANCE -Y Nou Dot FAFOR- BUT I ft, NEVER MIND A REWARD, FRIEND = I'M Do HE TRIED % THROW Tonthe ago that she vaust haves life| £28 auspices of the Equity Players Look Ferdie —} : S|fel To GeT A Vote! He'LL “FeRDIC LAMBRAIN” WHO IS RUNNING FoR! || DON'T GOT MEIN CITZEN HIMSELF UNDER A work and she chose acting. She went |“!!! be held at the «8th Street Theatr: THAT MAN | 7 Set THAT TM AN CONGRESSMAN — SusT REMEMBER HE | | |PAIPERS "TLL NEXT CHARGE, STREET CAR! to see Hilda Spong and the latter | SU4ay afternoon. Among the speak } HONEST MAN! - ON ELECTION “ OFFICER? : eal interser, im the ‘ambitions of |¢'% Will be Clayton Hamilton, whos DROPPED HIS / : ; = the young woman. When the oppor- [eile will be “The Mighty MI WALLET ¢ : tunity came Miss Spong obtained the engerement in “‘Eatt Side, West Side’ Ke for Mrs. Loft, and the newcomer MASONS SEE A SHOW. eee made her professional debut last} Polar Star Masonic Lodge No. 244 ** an Monday night. She is nineteen years|held {ts annua! theatre party last re. old and, according to Miss Spong.|night at the Knickerbocker, where A displays exceptional talent. Harry|L. Erlanger's “The Yankee Prin Mobray also has joined the cast of | cess’ is playing this play. He has succeeded John Cromwe!}) as the literary miluonaire. FREEPORT WAS THERE. A professional matinee at whic) NEXT AT THE PARK. every actor pald his way {n wa “The Girl in the Circle’ will he|held at the Central yesterday. Tw: the next attraction to be presented| hundred Freeportites came in t» by the Minskys at the Park Music|/honor their fellow-townsman. Jame Holl. It will open next Monday eve-|C. Morton, and most of them we ning with Tom Howard and Sallic|stage people. Jim cut up a few ext Fields featured. The usual midnigbt]antics for the home folks show will be given Thursday nights. Gossip. . : 7 “ ” Cone, 3908 (1, YJve. Ward). By Prom Pulp O'BRIEN IN “SPEAKIES. “The Cat and the Canary” will be ———— . George M. Gatts has induced] prayed the 800th time to-night. - Eugene O'Brien, tilm star, tu take! Mrs. Weeks, wife of the Secretary |on his way from England to act in| .as been put under a five-year con-|for the Children's Saturday Theatre| merly the property of Ruth Dudley FOOLISHMENT, PUT IT IN THE ACT. © whirl at the regular drama. He is|o¢ War, saw “Better Times” at the |Elsie Ferguson's new play, ‘The |tract by the Messrs. Shubert. at the Threshold Playhouse. Sterry. A handsome young fellow named Boyd| “I keep a record ¢f 81) pugilistic to be starred in a play called “Steve, | Hippodrome last night. Wheel of Life." Eddie Dowling of “Sally, Irene and| Helen MacKellar has gone to To- Prapeant foo oi overioved, samaanteres i the work of Robert L. Dempster. Fred Stone, President of the N. V.] Ann Gordon has been assigned the |Mary” has written a comedy with |ledo for a two weeks’ stock engage- A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ee oad Sto: 1 seseuetnlag a acran ee A., arranged a clown night for the |role of premiere danseuse in ‘’The| music, entitled ‘Helen of Troy.| nent in “Back Pay” and ‘“Buddies.”| Some people seem to think their] BMt later Ale feet pi “ss P book, SMITHSON GETS ONE. club members last night Lady in Ermine.” N. ¥." A genuine spinet will be used in| heads were given them to be used as| Grew cold and his sweet on? Frank Smithson hes ecquired the’ Fisher White, an English actor, ts Hollis Deyanny ‘Blossom Time'’ | Arthur Hohl {s now stage director | ‘Springtime of Youth.” It was for- !hat-racks alone, i Was told the proposal was void. BD. a eee tome ERE SR OT CON