The evening world. Newspaper, October 21, 1922, Page 12

me - NEL EST IIS IESE OLE RR TE EGR PTE ce IN ORE TIT ‘ t Good Evening ! By BIDE DUDLEY If there’s anything you couldn't, | POEMS OF PREFERENCE || Let it go! M you didn't, then you wouldn’t,! sam Fregang of Kast sixth Street Let it go! wants the left-handed bugsy whip. | offered as the prize here, and he is | desirous of annexing a wifs too Read his poem. It is awfully simple | | and vioe versa: | There is much you really might, If it only wasn't quite, Yet, in order to be right, Let it go! ato ee Mf by chance you find It’s not, And not Dame Despair. Let it go! Bhe muat de a Late Loenred } For you cannot tell just what, | FOr AS SROITSE IY ere cere) Let it go! She must be very thin, Hf you're careful, though, at last Pree ai pagel A You may find it anchored fast, lina Rassekt konsyen | Where it wasn't in the past, se ee ee “Bhe says ‘hell no," replied Let it go! | — the girl. j OBSERVATIONS. The widow's three children who had been Aghting tn the par lor came in with bloody noses, “Mother,” sald one, “there's a man under the plano.” “Play ‘Chopsticks’ on {t. That will drive him out,” said Anna. } The children fell to fighting | again. } “Bang!” A gunshot. “Bonehead Brewster is in the parlor,” said Wow. The widow wept. “He is my brother,” she sald. The Dayton, O. Negro bigamist who has forty wives ought to be glad | he’s in jail. Ian't it possible that {f the miners ‘were to take a firm stand the Coall- tion Government in England could be restored? A correspondent of this column tn- forms us he can “write interestingly about uninteresting subjects.” Germany {s to print two billion marks in order to obtain a loan. Why doesn’t some German-American send the Fatherland the $3 and save tall; nets Gatnasy | that trouble? } “ | OUR OWN BOOK REVIEWS. Sorry, We Can't Go! There has come to us a very tn- A young man named Frank O’Con- | teresting mystery tale, It {s “Mamfe | nel! dropp) in to see us a while ago and the Mud-Hole,” by the East In- | and wrote us a rhyme about the dian, Da Mitall (Boobleheimer Press) Physical Culture Show to be beld at and we wish to recommend it to all Madison Square Garden. Brace your; who appreciate a virile narrative ~ [ JOE’S CAR HUNGRY AS A MULE! LET'S BOP ALONG HERE AN’ EAT OUR LUNCH UNDER, A “Tete ED ~— 'M GETTIN’ | SATURDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1922 Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pet. Off. MY STomacH Just CALLED ue cr'kKNOw UF MY “WROAT's QUT — GOSH, Trees are. SCARSE AS SNAKES ANKLES f x Doser Scan “MINNIG” AN’ HER NEW HUSBAND — BuRE ACTS AS THOUGH SHE is HAPPILY MARRIED f WELL , YOu PooR Coot — »do ¥'CALL THis A NICE SHADY SPOT ? WuaTTaA Y'STOPPIN' HERB FoR? feet and read it: Oh, Hiladelie Mae Doolittie, We wish that you could be At Madison Square Garden, Our fair forms there to eee. Your sister's child. Teeney Ricketts, Has a lot of accidenta, But gets well—fimminy crickettal Say, ain't that immense? But getting back to the Garden— We know that you'll agree Our fair forms will attract William Van Benthuysen and thee. ICE CREAM ARTHUR'S LOVE. When the man, who claimed to be the widow's husband, ap peared in the cottage door, Anna Crackerjacki suspected some thing. “Can this be arson?” she asked. “Whose son?” asked Arthur ‘Wow. “1 did not say anybody's son.” (The girl was mad.) “I said ar fon.” “No.” The newcomer had spoken. Quite surprising was {t to Anna. “No what?” she asked. “Bpeak plainly,” said Ice Cream Arthur. But ft was not to be. The man " turned and ran. The widow was infurtated. “He is a loafer.” she sald. “T fnew him tn childhood, but years have passed away.” “Then he is not your hus band?” “Twas Anna who asked. “Qunnah onnah squb!" replied the widow. She was of Indian parentage. Excitement had made her lapse imto the language of her tribe. Anne hed studied tt | About Plays and Players } E RAY GOFTZ will bring hie new . op Wednesday evening, Oct. 25. Th: play, which is melodramatic tn theme was written by Robert Housum. Mar the Hedman and John Miltern haw | the leading roles Others ip the can! ‘are Hugh Huntley, Averell Harris | Philip Lord and Percy Carr. If “Per sons Unknown" proves the hit it ' expected to be, it will be removed t another house in « fortnight whe: “The Sere’ take possession of th Punch and Judy. MOORE'S CAST. fhe complete cast for the nev @artyie Moore play, “Listening In whieh opens at the Apollo, Atlant City, Monday olght, Is made up « Ernem Glendenning, Regina Wallic Dodson Mitchell, Guy Milham, Elm: Q@randin, Margaret Linden, Willie Davidson, Frank Andrews, wWinia Keighiey, Hejeo Flint, Maurice Cax George Gaston, Frank Kirk, Geral Bopp and Frank DeMichael. SHERMAN HUSTLES, When the Selwyns obtained the re lease of Lowell Sherman from “Law ful Larceny,’ in Boston, end engage’ him fer e part in “The Fool,"’ open ing ot the play, “Persons Unknown," to week. the Punch and Judy Theatre Times Square Theatre | based on a depression in a street. ‘The girl, Mamie McTwiggis, is a delictous character, but the Russian Prince Soak! hardly compares to | Ivanhoff in “The Boy Blew Up,” the other De Mitall novel. However, what the devil does any one care? You may say you do reader. Well, who are you, you fresh thing? For @ German mark we'd bust you in the nose. What do you think of that guy talking Mike that? Street Commi» stoner Doggie te another weak char- acter, but Jepp Coogan deserves much praise, being not only an excel- [lent whistler but quite sincere. “Mamie and the Mud-Hole’ compares very favorably with “Odor Barnyard,” by Smeitzer. THIS AND THAT. | In a Western town where we once tlived was a character called Doc Roberts. Doc was the town stew. He used to sleep {n a livery stable and one day was heard complaining be- cause he had put his foot out of bed and a horse had stepped on tt. Dos never liked to admit he was drunk. So at one time, during a drizzling rain, when he slipped, fell and rolled under a wagon, he got up on his hands and knees and crawled arou'4 | under the vehicle examining all the nuts and bolts, “Well,” said Doc when he finally ‘managed to regain his feet, “zat wagonsh all rightsh. Wheresb that | feller who told me one of sha bolts wush looseT™ AND NOW PERMIT US to'inform you that reversing tn round dances isn't proper, where es 4 short time ago [t was just the reverse. f mary, BONER INTS “BoTsBe 3 Bape Tels ‘nt Cer] SICK OF YOU ovER | Re Heea . FRITZ] RITZ WHERE TO NOW, FRITZ) KATINKA LITTLE MARY MIXUP == SS Ive GOTTA GO | SHOPPING,I HAVENT | AW. Bose WANTS maT COME OVER “RiGHT Now ¢ BIG FIRE SALE) "200 GOWNS TOTAL DESTROYED!) ENORMOUS DISCOUNT ON REST OF wey “MINNIE ” 168 Bo HAPPILY Pur. Maer’ T on WANT You To TE A Nuisance] GOWG OVER INTS A THEIR YARD ~ And Outa Luck! 1 DIDN'T st Foo. — we've RUN OUuTA GaAs ft YY. Bee Press Pub. Co. to One of Those Musical Comedies! Go TS “We Heatre Foa A Good CRY! sBub= Geun: HiAns — > One of Those Polite Invitations! IDAReE | T COME over if OUR YARD | I Just Dare/ \ oT =~ Candonrtene = } Look Before You Speak ! = — YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS !! You CANT TALK ABOUT cma ME LIKE THAT! You . LITTLE HUSS' 7 q BLA-BLA ti | |Monday, ft was Wednentay of thin Over the telephone he told Arch Selwyn he could piay the role if be got the part that day. A mew senger was sent to Boston with it, nd Mr Sherman began atudying | | Wednesday aight. He ts already let- | er-pertect in it. | Pou A CHANCE FOR AUTHORS. The drama branch of the Com ‘unity Arts Association of Santa urbara, Cal., has asked us to notify aywrights that {t i» launching con. ate for playlets and full lengtn ays, A prize of $100 will be awarded | vr the best long play and half that/ uch will go lo the author of the| st playlet, Manuscripts may bel nt to Mrs O. TL. Hathaway No 936} anta Barbata Street, Santa Barbara, | he contests close Feb tof next year | he plays will be produced before ine 1, 1923, — | Gossip. Lenore Ulric will reach her 875th) erformance in “Kiki at the Beluse)| |\F You WANNA Be ELECTED, FERDIE - You must BE MORE DEMOCRATIC! MAKE yYouRSELF POPULAR WITH THE PEOPLE - HAND oul CIGARS | a ..) ETc Like AW SMART 5 =i iT TVE GOTTA MAKE MYSELF] BETTER KNOWN \ARound Town! ynight Forty members of the Boston Ro- ary Club attended the performance |!" Ermine” at the Ambassador lant t the Hippodrome last alght night The staff of the anene legatimn| ova Tanguay ts to play the Loew wil) eee “Thin Ico’ at tue Comedy |! cult, opening at the State Nov. ¢ to-night as guests of T Tampmoto. Marcus Loew will head a delegation Bir Thomas Lipton saw “The Lady of stage and screen people who will © to Philadelphia Monday for the] Malace Tuesday night. The finals will pening of the Loew Aldine Theatre, [tak Nov. 14 dancers of Manhattan Borough| Having launched their new bill at will compete in @ preliminary of the|the Park Music Hall the Minskys will Eastern States one-step championsh'p| ask the critics to review it next Tucs- contest at the Terrace Garden Dance! ¢ay evening MORNING FRIEND- HAVE A CICAR BEFORE You START OFF NOMING LIKE A NICE SMOKE WHILE MOTORING ! 5 THANKS OLD HAN — IF You'll Give me YouR CARD T't BE 3] oe 1802 (N.Y. Eve World) By Prowe Pub. © GLAD To RETURN THE ||/FERDIE LAIMBRAIN OH, YES —— HE's My OPPONENT ! A THOUGHT FOR TODAY, Lloyd George will appear in "S pin’ Around” at Central week. statesman, there ls @ dancer of seme name tes next While he may be the English the | FOOLISHMENT. PUT IT IN THE ACT, By” Helse (Pari “When is @ inap not a man?” Since the yame of baseball ani 1a played in old Japan, Boar: “When he's Could you call the spectator A Japanese fant