The evening world. Newspaper, October 11, 1922, Page 36

| WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1922 ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. &. Pat. Off. 3, Good Evening! t |: By BIDE DUDLEY (ee. ee we ww we wwe. Goodness me, how time do fly! [ POEMS OF PR OF PREFERENCE | ’Tain’t so long ago Dat we sweltered in July; Dr, A. Klein, of Manhattan, would like to win the patent leather bird Soon it’s gwine to snow. *Minds dis heah ole niggah dat | of paradise, offered as the prize In this contest. He has definite ideas He must find a way ae ihe it as to what a wife should be and we bes BL abl ot ag have been commissioned to tell the Fer Thanksgivin’ Day. world. So! I want a girl avho's kind, A sweet, darling honey; Now LISTEN ED! — vou eaT 'EM As 1 COOK'EM oR DO IT Y'SELF —!-4, DON'T GET “THE IDEA You'CAN “TALK To ME TH'WAY MY WIFE DOES — I won'T STAND FoR ITI! SAY ED — 1 BET OUR WIVES WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF SEEING US PERFORM “THESE DOMESTIC. STUNTS —THEYy’D RAZZ US FoR FAIR! : ms BLANCHE WOULD SAY —— SOE - Joe! you've Got “That FIRE “Too Low FoR GRIDDLE» CAKES — PUT ON SOME WOOD! HEM ~ HEH © HEH ~2- HERE ~ sHove “har UNDER Your BELT! (T Looks A LITTLE BIT SOGGY Joe How's I gwine to git dat bird? Reckon it means work. Tho cnly thing on my mind Dey ain’t no one evah heard Ts really matri-money. 'y Dat dis coon ull shirk. If she Goesn't ke my face, Got to git mo’ clothes, | see, To me it matters not; ~ Fer ma wife to wash. It may lack all lines of grace, All dis lazy talk ‘bout me But it's the best one I have got. "Is jes’ simply bosh, My fate she must be lovely And full of joy and laughter; Then I'll thank the stars above me— OBSERVATIONS. That's the girl I'm after. ‘The path of true love for Miss Fs McCormick and the riding master] all, began practising “Over the might appropriately be called aj Waves.” , ‘bridal path. . Mamie grabbed the bottle and A Fat Folks’ League iis being} ‘0k a long drink. formed to help Doc Copeland win Coogan grabbed the bottle and matorship. in 1! 1 took a longer drink. nbagsays bs ed ie a Commissioner Doggie grabbed the bottle and took the longest drink. The Prince was pleased. He felt his love had been returned. It all seemed so absurd. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Te se eto WSU» ; [7 THERES “Wlost: PESTERIN’ LiL’ BLACK SPECKS AGAIN ! L DAMIGONe ’EM = AN' THEY NEVER SEEM TO LEARN Pray Bu BLACK PECK ARE TONTINUALIN DANCING BeroRE MY, eves "Doc"! MONSTONOUS AND ANNOYING . KNow WHAT SEEMS Oo Ge THe ~rrousie P consurt A Dod TgR- MAYBE ITS SroUR Liver ¢ “Don't worry about my home runs mext year,” says Babe Ruth, whom you may remember, .Whaddye mean, home runs? it Andrew Gunn, of Wellsville, has (To Be Continued.) been arrested on # liquor charge.| — * Editor Appleby, of the Optic, says he + ‘THIS AND THAT. has long been expecting some cop] we nave decided to case up « little to pull A. Gunn. on writing rhymes. Ob, it isn’t that — the work is bard, or that we dislike it; our decision comes as a result of MAMIE AND THE MUDHOLE. a visit to us by @ woman yesterdag When Prince Soaki, the Rus- and might be ascribed to pique. The sian, caw thet Commissioner |jaay got into our sanctum unan- ea gle ead cata at his ref- | nounced nd stood behind us watch- mud hole in Oriole ing us write a rhyme some time be- | Avenue be tried to placate him, ed we noticed hee When she final- “It is the best mud hole I ever ly saw we were aware of her pres- saw and I have travelled allover | ence, she sald: Burope,” he said. ‘Oh, Mr. Dudley, I think you write Jepp Coogan thought this | wonderful poetry.” rather silly. WhO ever heard of “Thank you!” we replied. the mud hoelés of Burope and “Yes, indeed, I think your rhymes why should they have been | aro delightful.” ‘ a ° By: CéuniHan—] » Trade Mark Reg. U, 8. Pat. Ott. : This Was to Be Expected! Yikiow, MY Ma | { \hoveny’(, AN MY MAWANTS LIKES YOU so We TT KNOW- KIN See Wert ste wants} i Os “Boreow Some EGS TS MAKE You “AN'| SOME SUGAR AN & Nice Bic Some crlocorare An 1) Y'ilow, MY MA “THINKS | tay MA IS & NICE LADY TS LET MY Hye BORROW SO MAN THINGS - AN’ re brought into the discussion at “Thank you again.” WANTS ‘T* MAKE YOUR SOME FLOUR AN’ all? Hoping to please Mamie “Yes, sir, you're an expert at M4 A NICE Bice y ere ere-ere - MeTwiggle with a witty remark, | poetry-writing.” CHOCOLATE CAKE? 2 cat ; be said: “Many, many thanks!” ~ 5 3 “What about Mudania, Piince?” “Oh, you're welcome. And would Mamie did not indicate she | you believe it, I have a little six-year- ‘was pleased. She stood there, |old son at home who writes poems gowned in amber calico,trimmed | just like yours.” ‘with gusto berries, the picture Do you blame us? of thoughtful womanhood. The suspicion was growing that she Speaking of rhymes, Walter Ret: 4id not want to marry Coogan | has sent one in. We suggest that the efter all, Of course, it was ad- | lady's little boy try his hand at writ- mitted by the gossips that he | ing one like Walter's. Here it is: . Might have had a chance but for | While strolling ina 5 and 10 | two réasons—bis muddy ap- A shining heap I spied, Pearance and the arrival of the | Aluminum spoons at 2 for 5, Prince. i ; “Made in Germahy,” they cried. “This thing will have to stop,” AR -ABRMEEREE FRITZ RITZ ' aorta pee Just Like a Woman! HELLO ye Y Teo Nisiots TALKING! IM [| WHAT Do You Say “To A GAME OF GoLF?| ie DOWNSTAIRS IN “THE LOBBY! AS SOON AS X||— WHATS “THAT ?-You'VE JUST COME J Wouldst buy some spoons?” ti t said Commissioner Dogsie per- aa aa Megirt) | ueaRD YOU WERE UP HERE I. BORROWED THH| FROM PLAYING YOuR FIRST CAME 7 emptorily. Mamie frowned at With a emile as eweet os prunes. FARE AND SOME || — I’M GLAD ‘to HEAR YOU HAVE "TAKEN ? “Who are you, Commigsioner “Nay, I don't hock der Kaiser, gal, Doggie, to give such an order?” And I cannot hock the spoons.” Pe Ow! MY NEW GOLF KNICKERS! 2 “THEY'RE THE CUTEST THINGS!) — WHAT DID YOU Go AROUND IN 2 she demanded, 4 Tt had the éesired ettect. | AND NOW PERMIT US Prince Soaki drew the cork from To inform you that the base- the bottle he had taken from bis -ball season, just closed, turned Diack suit-case. Just then the |” out well for the magnates be- town cornet band, in a nearby cause the public turned out well. About Plays and Players’ 4 ARGARET LAWRENCE has|changed, as it does not suggest the been elevated to stardoni by|fole Miss Bainter will play. A. L, Erlanger. Following out @ promise that she would receive EARL INVITES JOHN. this honor when “The Endless} J0hn Drew will have a birthuay on Chain” went on the road, Mr. Er- perce 36 ane, wine Lem ‘langer has billed the attraction in/invited him to drop in at i. Now UsTEN, Boys ~ lL love > % ‘Newark thie week as ‘Margoret| Theatre and see “The Gingham Girl| |YOU BOTH AN’ CAN'T DECWE ‘ Now REMEMBER — IF ‘Lawrence in ‘The Endless Chain.’"'}on that date. Mr. Drew says he will WHICH ONE To MARRY, SO {t's “HEADS” You WIN, iss Lawrence has been doing ex-|if he happens to be in this nuck of WE'LL Toss A COIN To SEE AN? T WIN IF IT's cellent work on the stage for several [t Years and stardom was inevitable, WHO'LL BE THE LUCKY ONE! 1902 (NY: ve, Wonkd) By Pram Pu Ca. é LARRY WHIT TINGTO} ° Trade Mark Reg, U. 8. Pat. Off. - Does the Winner Lose or the Loser Win? You HAVE To MARRY HER, woods. If Mr. Drew is present, as scheduled, it will be a oirthiay present (chuckle, chuckle! ), ANOTHER FOR KUGEL. “Sun Up,’ a three-act play by LILLIAN WALKER’S DEBUT. Lula Vollmer, heretofore unknown] «4; ” ayy a es © dramatist, was put in rehearsal | no ett temas” Wilson Collison’s new comedy, will open in White Plains by Lino ae It ts intended for) tomorrow night with Lillian Walker, described as “the dainty, dimpled dar- ling of the acreen,"’ In one of the OPENINGS SWITCHED. principal roles, Others in the cast ‘William A. Brady has decided to lar Clarke Silvernail, Anzonetta Lioyd open ‘“Swifty” at the Playhouse} pay! Nicholson, George Edwar Monday night instead of Tuesday. Grace George will begin her enguge- Florence Chapman, Albert Sackitt, ta Ment at the Bijou Tuesday night in-|M¥'* Hampton, Gerald Rowan and | wtead of Monday. ‘arthur Linden. MITCHELL ASKS WHY. PLAYS AND MORE PLAYS. 9 AUC Grant Mitchell had a hard time , - When William Harris Jr. induoed] crowing tote (nee neta time ! [ i zy ; : wr Ee Theatre, where he plays in “Kempy,”’ y e p © ——: on the telephone. Finally be heard a * “Cope, 1882 CM. ¥. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. voice. he would, as Is this Bryant 00487" he asked, column, In a _ — — 7 came the reply. ° had been turned lg pa as Ps are you| 0 the Hippodrome elephants yester-| 200th time at the Selwyn to-night. David Wallace will present ‘“'The|for ‘Better Times’ at the Hippo FOOLISHMENT. PUT IT IN THE ACT. Ged authors] | wecing fort” krowlod Grect soe) oa: ‘The man who impersonates a chim-| Ever Green Lady" at the Pynch and} drome, The National City Bank] There wus au old souk named McGeée} wi. vig ung a rate of six | orci a Mit-| “Madge Kennedy of “Spite Corner'*|Panzee in the “Revue Russe’? is|Judy Theatre to-night. i Clubs have them all. Who went out to fish in the sea, SP ikapiiciatie’ Maaalnecidg Hie pow wishes the flood pane has registered and intends to vote] Mavetier Nathal. Felicia Sorel, who danced tn ‘The — re He threw in his line “What do you mean?" Gossip once, at least, Now Eddie Dowling threatens to] Pin Wheel,’ has been engaged for A THOUGT FOR TO-DAY. ds a giana te alae MA. tig pipe tall ol Lady. 4 Barney Bernard and Alexander Carf| write a musical comed$ called ‘’The| Gimme a Thrill.” Don't say it can be done unless you |, “ however, will likely be Little Patricia Burke Ziegtg@ called] will appear in ‘Partners Again” (¥@! Cat, Bat and Canary.” ‘There will be no seats ¢ to-night | know how to do it.—Pinklespeare, And "aren at a quarter to three, ‘ rag a