The evening world. Newspaper, October 10, 1922, Page 28

tatiana ‘Through the night 1 hear you calling, Phyllis, Phyllis, dear. ’Tis a dream, yet real, enthral- ling, Seems that you are near. For the moment I am turning Back’ in mem'ry, sweet, yet burning, And for you my soul is yearning, Phyllis, Phyllis, dear, ‘Dh, the bitterness of waking, Phyllis, Phyllis, dear, ,For my heart it means but aching A And a hopeless tear. Though it leaves a void appal- 4 ling ‘And a loneliness that’s galling, Btill | love your fancied calling, © ‘Phyllis, Phyllis, dear. —T. D. > " OBSERVATIONS. |, The golf players among the Yanks have dropped that word “Fore!” Presume ‘Bush is called “Bullet Joe” because of his shoots! _ Explorers in Palestine have found ‘the tomb of Antiochus, And we didn’t even know it was lost. WELL, NOW, WIFEY! . We were walking down Fifth Ave- Tue yesterday with our wife (she's the lttle blonde seen almost daily in "the high-priced sections of tae big #lores) when we passed a photo- graph gallery, 4; “Ob, sweetheart,” said she, “I want *@ picture of you. Won't you have ene taken here?” ,) “Why here?” we asked. , “Because,” she said, “this photog- ‘Tapher makes such wonderful pic- tures of ugly men;” y) “Huh!” we grunted. AND THE MUDHOLE. + ., (The Giants have decided to. prevent c| Manager McGraw selth m copy of tis * Rory just as soon as it comes off the i Boobieheimer Preag.) Street Commissioner Doggie was worried about the mudhole. | ‘The Datly Pantagraph had insin- | uated that he was to blame for the constant muddy condition of Jepp Coogan, the town whistler, and Doggié was perturbed. Mamie McTwiggle had hinted that she mydholé was interfering with her personal affairs, and © this was almost.,unbearable for , him. She was such a sweet » sri. Therefore when the Russian » Prince Soaki of Kansas City, ' Kan., was told by Coogan to go slap a toad, the, Commissioner > sighed. “This must cease,” he said. ‘The Prince, having opened his Black suitcase, took out a bottle. “1 should slap a toad!” he said, with just p slight Slavic accent. Jepp Coogan, in spite of his muddy condition, had to laugh. “It was e similie,” he chuckled. Mamie held up one hand. “T'd Ike to be heard,” she said. And then the youngster made a! [RoR WACATIONING. ISN'T (T ? Neer OF THe CROWDS GONE Sone iy In hard bee-line for a bullding across the} * THAT ? etreet from the grounds to explain - iv} Bie) OM} Look AT TRE OLD cow - KISSING THE + in detail the glorious victory of the se Boeey f “7 MTYLE CALF SY: : SS Giants to a ttle white invalid 7A DONDS, UP : ; propped up in a chair at a window. m ? ie, AND NOW PERMIT US fy we To inform you that as late as Z, last night Hugh Fullerton, base- | [= 04: * ball expert, was still in the city. y, = 4 U K i 2 e Ge = A French producer of burlesque.’ will WA fust before it was opened with | stage soon a revue called The Tour “ co. de Seasons,’ to be seen at the Park, (1.7. WER Brew A Co TWO FOR BRADY. KATINKA Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. ‘William A, a has afranged to ,|Present Grace ree at the Bijou r — . i KAKA CAN'T CHOOSE D a € ETHERHAN LON T BE AROUND WM! AN NOT EXACTLY Theatre Monday night tn “To Love. (a hcg ll hg OF GETTIN ALL BANGED UP ZB Tu uarer, Fenvie — see") | ncror, He Does CARD he-will introStee, “Bwitty* tn which FELLER, Au’ SHE WANTS UST —>|UHEN “CUTTING CARDS* aes SLED we Aree ME | cu? A TRICKS t Hale Hamiiton will Rave the prinotpal uy A) Gets ./ [FOR HER Js ae lillie 7 RINK colock weereenar role, és A DECK! “Loyalties,” A, L. Erlanger in- froduced some innovations back- ‘ptage, which have met with such ap- from the players that he has commended carpets and rugs. Fresh covers were ordered for the j-tables and these are changed » The Equity letter, signed by Paul Dulzell, said in part: » “When managers like Mr. Erlangor, ind yourself (Mr. Aarons) go to the sth you have in providing so much those who mean so much to the tre, you will undoubtedly be re- jarded by gratefulness, appreciation @ sincere desire to prove that on the temperaments of those Who occupy them.” The other Erlanger theatres wil! on in the same way without ys 4 THE “BARNUM” CAST. ° . “Barnum Was Right,” the now ip Bartholomae comedy which Werba will produce toon, is in ehearsal with the following cast: Good Evening! By BIDE DUDLEY | and gosh how ,] and pigs’ feet! A Morosco interests. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1922 ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. { JoR’s CAR TL SPOSE YEW FELLERS KNows “HEY AIN'T No FisHiy’ ALLOWED THIS “Time oO YEAR? ep! Wine Thar FisHiy’ “TACKLE. ~ HERE COMES > VL TH' Game. warden. !! cry y (rou ev arses Edgar Park, who: insists he ts o cousin of Luna, has a burning desire ~~ © oy a to win the B-flat shoe horn, the “ ~ .! prize in this contest. His poem fs We A aH indeed an excellent one, but some- \ ay -( 3 e how or other we can't take it seri- ously. Have a glance: 1 want a little lady, Who'll make my Ufe complete, Whose purse is full of shekels, And whose shoes are full of feet, TI want her nature hdppy, IT wouldn't have her sad, | When we are wed I'll promise, To send all bills to Dad. ; By yy o “This mudhole is a disgrace. To think that a Prince of the blood should be thus insulted makes my blood boll.” The girl had.a boil: on her heck, hut had not, thought of this tie speaking, Jepp Codgan saw that some- thing had.to be done. . Ploking up @ Aandful of mud, bo put it fn the Prince's pooket. “For remembrance!" he said. Tt all seemed so absurf. (To Be Continted.) Phil’s a Sport. Phil Hopper tells some wonderful tales about New York. He says fax THE BIG. LITTLE FAMILY mercy tam ' SO. WoRRIED ~1 MuUeT CALL A Doctor ! WHY He WENT, We APPEARS TS BE 7B He WartDs MOLERTING OAS eeNT gaps GAME — WHAT op) — iS » MOMENT ABLE SYMPTONS Jol =e WAS «HAVE YoU NOTICED BEATEN (5! one doy, in a Broadway cafo, he paid 30 cents for halt a tnloupe, We ainly would have eat pie, instead—Wellaeiile Optic. JIMMY “SAW” THE GAME. There was a cop with a heart on duty at the Polo Grounds Sunday afternoon, While the crowd was pil- ing into the bleachers a small boy attempted to slip by the gateman without a ticket. He was promptly MY Ma says How collared and ejected. The cop saw by et mt, MA See ‘ure CLotdes- what had taken place and, approach- oe Me Back \ WRINGER 15 ing the ticket-taker, spoke to him| | FAMIL wit ~Your 4 upieoKe in a low tone. The latter softened NEXT Doow Cloves ~ Reo t ( d and, mats are ie sasnball sia! 1s very | | wenere - SENT Bac « yc. -_- a was looking, let the boy in. e Que CLOTHEs-~ happy youngster went to the top row SOciABre_ WRINGER ® | FE of seats and the game began. After each inning the kid would stand up| | and gesticulate in a wierd manner. At the conclusion of the contest ho left the grounds, fiyahed and ox- cited, The cop met him. “Did Jimmy get ‘you, kid?” asked the bluecoat. “Sure!” replied the boy, “an’ } ae al| sive him the dope after eich innin’.” The cop smiled, started away and Phe ZG turned back, “By the wi Jimmy to-da: “Fine!” came the reply. had no fever since yesterday.” ” he said, “how is “He ain't) Teetxo Privat! JUST DROVE, UP — YES, THE SEASON {S OVER , BUT THIS as = Yo SEE ‘YOU— RATHER LATE : : ania THEY WERE OLD ENOUGH. ‘Two. small boys appeared at the box office of the Central Theatre yes- teriay and tried to buy seats for "Gimme a Thrill." They wanted to see the chimpanzees. “You're too small,"’ said the treas- urer, ‘‘How old are you?'’ “I'm sixteen,’ replied one boy shrewdly, ‘‘an' me brudder's sixteen an’ « half.” SETTING CONSUELO RIGHT, We are in receipt of a letter from Consuelo Flowerton of the Nora Bayes company, The gist of it is that, through an article we printed here one time, we absolutely destroyed all her chances of ‘matrimony. Now she is back in New York and—well, she wants us to say that—or rather— well, anyway, ‘8 @ very pretty girl e can cook pancakes 4 y “eT WHEN HE Ger Home HE DIDNT GAY A SINGLE WORD AGAINST THE UMPIRES NoR ANYTHING ! ER—I WONDER Applying ‘the COME! ON How —— Let's Go Prsuin’ ff sBuDeCount Hany —+ There Was a Catch in Ii Se ZEEE -AND With Ya PLEASE wr FMED AND SEND IT OVER } ReHT aren poe = — HAVE i= Benes She Should, Wo: wry SHOULD T , (tT. ISW‘T TG MY CALF! , PY, Safety Fi SAY, WILL YYEXCHANGE THis DEcK FOR A PAIRe OF DICE, BROTHER P Y) r// Tage. 1082 (N.Y. Rive, World! mu il Benny Leonard took a valet along. June Roberts will play: in ‘Tan- gering’’ and “The O'Brien Gir!’ in Australia, understudy for “Thin Ice.” She is Irene Comer of Bridgeport hag/not related toe Percival. joined the ballet of ‘Ths Lady. im}. Percival Knight, by the way, ts to Ermine.’ She's a comer, all right; [have the direction of the Comedy This \s the final week of “Fools| Theatre indefnitely, f ¢ Errant” at Maxine Elliott's Theatre. ‘Phe play will go on tour. Margaret Knight has been made Madolyn Mantel] and A. Sotolongo|Kemper will present ‘“‘Why Men will show a “Bowery Dance” to-nigh(] Leave Home'’ in London before the at the Dancing Carnival, St. Nicholas |s: mn ends. Rink, Mary Lewis, after two months of {Iiness, has retursed to the cast of You don't have to tell a girl you “The Ziegfeld Follies.’ kissed her chum—she knows jt Gilbert Miller and Wegenhels 4! already. aossiP. Ned Wayburn will stage the new Jimmy Powers musical comedy for the A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. The “Hitchy Koo of 1922'' company went to Philddelphia yesterday. Actor ‘ FOOLISHMENT. A girl who lived in New Haven, Was asked who had written Raven,” Batd she: But that ton't go, 2s “They say Poe, “The The credit, Craven.” delongs PUT IT IN THE A “Goodness, Arastasia, yo! ings are on wrong side out." “T know it, My legs got w: I turned the hose on them,”