The evening world. Newspaper, October 9, 1922, Page 28

——y Good Evening ! By BIDE DUDLEY E UiUmUmy 7 Lt CLEAN ED OUT ArT “This GaMe - WE'LL SPEND ALL HIS Time UN'TANGLING HIS HooKw OUT OF “Trees! Le Fis UP STREAM ED, AN’ YOU FISH DOWN — S] FIFTY CENTS A FISH FoR Th’ BIGGEST CATCH! iF You'RE ON > ¥ Mm Let's Go! A man once died and went be- low. Unto his Imps of Sin The Devil said: “Stir up the blaze, And bring the victim in.” The Imps obeyed and Satan said, “You're doomed to get our [ POEMS OF PREFERENCE King Beppo of the Bronz wants the cream colored tadpole offered as the prize in this contest. The King wishes to acquire a Queen as well as the other prize and this is how he goes about It: worst The girt I wed must not be ead, p : Sap And lote of dough she must of had. But tell us of your life on earth, he need not darn my on one Dit, We'd like to hear that first.” But get it done and pay for ts. The victim spoke—he faltered or Warrioy Waar SEX WANG Wad SBI, not— T do not mind if ane te fat. “Please don’t delay,”’ he sald,| 0”, where you at girl—swhere you 4 é “My children were a jazzy bunch; att = es I’m hardened; go ahead.” 1 mrlump came in the Devil's] “484, hoped to have nim at the throat weekly crap game of the Young A, ‘Women’s Social Club that night, Said he: “That's pretty tough,! put nis mud would preclude. 2 “Ss = 1982 (N. ¥. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. E ? Here, Imps of Sin, the whole At that point an utter stranger ; show’s off, came upon the scene. He had a ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. This man has had enough.” | black suitease and was deep in : eas thought. . AR ITHE MICE Ves every “Pardon,” he said, “but where vy TATEN ALL THe)” FEEL OBGERVATIONS. does the McT wiggle famtly live?” piscutrs x MADE. ONE -= They say Al Jennings, ex-bandit, Commissioner Doggte eyed him FoR Your DINNER! oe ens f fs to be in a show. Probably # gun} closely. M play! “I am Prince Soaki, a Rus- Mr. Harding picked the Yanks to} «an, now living in Kansas City, win. There you are, Democrats—| xan.” make the best of it. Coogan was disturbed. Here A soctety to exterminate cats has} he was, covered with mud, and a been started. Well, the gossips have} prince was trying to get into the nobody but themselves to blame. MoTwiggle home, Could it be The Giants proved to be a well-| he wanted to marry Mamie? ' ofled machine, the Yanks a collec-| “Oh, you go slap a toad!” tion of flashy experts not well knit snapped Coogan. together. ‘Twas ever thus. The The stranger frowned and steady-going fellow will take tie} opened his suitcase. Doggle was measure of the flash in the long run| worried, OUR OWN BOOK REVIEWS. We have just finished perusing that most delightful romantic story, “The MAM Ro; Bootlegger" (Booblehelmer EE AND THESSUDHOLE Press), and we class it as the best 7 fegrew inst week Mary. waa ta’ the ties | novel Swarsh Mustybug has written seat F te eecyetine tale of Vso far, Every line is so human and the town Whistler's love.) Street Commissioner Doggie the tear and the smile are intermin- gled perfectly lovely. Of course was driving along Oriole Avenue as Jepp Coogan, icecream cone | Floosh, the American, is not a char- 1m hand, was straggling from the | acter that could carry os se . mudho! Doggie sto Px he ts secondary to tae Peppermint bg peter ema * | princess, who 1s very cute. The “Well, Jepp, what's up?” he | book {s just the sort of atory the asked. , | Boobleheimers seek far and wide for, Mamie McTwiggle was sur- | 8nd if W. H. Anderson can be in- prised. Why should this man, | duced to give it his undivided in- . whose negligence was responst- dorsement—and he should, since the ble for the mudhole, be asking | Dootlesger Is a produce of Prohibl- her friend what was up? It cer- tion—it will undoubtedly be as pop- tainly did seem tough. ular as “Taxicab Tessie.” Mustybug “YT don't think I'd answer that in write. In fact, we consider him estion, Jepp,” said she, one of our leading fictionists when eta aoa in the whis- |S0ber. In “The Royal Bootlegger” fler's eyes, but love prompted he has a story that equals his “Pansy him and he scowled at Doggl Parker's Peanut,” which was a “You're to blame, Doggte, cracking good yarn. «mapped. Sapte A deep silence followed. 11 | AND NOW PERMIT US was broken by the sobs of the To suggest that he who crit!- girl. She was distressed about cises the manners of a friend to the appearance of Coogan. She that friend is mannerless. T'm not basedall expert, And gosh, P'm glad I atn't. (1) Se Ss Y7 waar Dees sta WANT wit AY WieeL~ Barrow D THe New LADY NEXT DOOR WANTS T KHow- KN ste BORROW YOuR WHEEL - BARROW - ». \ ste sas ste 3 NEEDS YOuR ; WHEEL: BARRQW- ( GeTTiINe Jus 4 BIT sors ABouT iv - HELLO FRITZ}, OLD DEAR | WHAT ARE ‘YOU DOING UP HERE WW THE MOUNTAINS ? Mania ,SEB WHO'S AT THE DooR i ——__1i4 YESM— YOUR BATH U@ AVID BELASCO will present| ‘Partners Again,” to Chicago on Nov. David Warfield in ‘The Mer-|11. and work will be started on the chant of Venice” at the Ly.|Tebullding of the Selwyn Theatre's is age for the presentation of Ben-Ami ceum Theatre on Dec. 21, The sup- “Johannes Kreisler."’ The pro- porting cast will include Philip Meri-|duction calls for numerous techaiesl vale as Bassanio, A. E. Anson as|novelties Duke of Venice, Ian MacLaren as eihavin LIRR Antonio, Walter Percival as Grati-| ,..¢ RY'S LITTLE JOKE. ‘ano, Herbert Grimwood as Prince of Why is it’ somebody asked of Macollum, ‘that the wealth. “Morocco, Albert Bruning as Tubal, 0 much liquor?" } Horace Braham as Lorenzo, Reginald i ere's always rum at the top,” # ; Goode as Solanio, Herbert Ranson as| Barry replied. GOSH, MY GIRL IS THe LimiT! } : re tierce ; Yer! But WHAT Is ‘Sularino, Fuller Mellish as Old Gob- ae WE'VE BEEN KEEPIN’ COMPANY FoR Serre) UKES " + MAGNIFYING ee bo, Charles Harbury as Balthazar, P. TO NAME THE BOXES. SIX YEARS AN' SHE AIN'T EVEN ee) AFSCTon, Aol ‘BECOME eo cane A aire 4 rej ' { Vivian as Launeciot Gobto, atria} , 2:2: Burnside announces that all ; Tm ALLOWED ME To S| IT's Sust ry Luce USUALLY GIVES A LAgS * letter and number designations on *Btrassberg as Chus, Edward H.|the orchestra and balcony boxes at Wever as Stephano, Edward Cran-|the Hippodrome will be replaced with “ull as Leonardo, Ward De Wolfe as|the names of people who have made iJester, Nick Long as Clerk of the| Hippodrome history. * Among. those ‘Court, H. Brown as a Ducal Messen-|for whom boxes will be named are late Fred Thompson, who, with Skip Dundy, built the big playhouse; Philip Sousa, Orville Harroid, Paviowa and Annette Kel- "To FALL IN Love WITH A COLD AN’ (INDIFFERENT GIRL LIKE KATinKA! BUT Tu GeT ONE TONIGHT AU RIGHT! Berore He HANDS HER THE RING ? reals have begun un- f the personal supervision of Mr asco. lerman, HAIL. SENATOR EM! THAT COP WAS WRONG. ‘Emily Wakeman Hartley Bessie Barriscale was driving her bf the Stamford Theatre . | car at a rapid rate near New York re- bas gone in for politics. cently when a motorcycle oop stopped been nominated for State § her. eae ‘the Democratic ticket. We “You are driving your ear forty know Mrs. Hartley rather well, and if she| miles an hour,” he said. fputs as much energy into her race} “Midiculou came from Beasie. }for election as she uses in managing | “I've been driving only half an hour,” phier theatre, you might as well begin} It tickled the bluecoat and he lot x Senator Em right now. |her go. ‘Mt wes her work for the Woodrow aligeioces Hey ed —! ALL BETS ARE OFF f!! From Bad to Worse! Te Deine tome TH OTHER THINGs SHE WANTS } 16 BorRROW ? ‘Trade Mark Reg. 0. 8. Pat. Off. Besides—Trout Are Out of Season! ee eee. Mamie smiled, for she loved : “Te royalty. <2 a 2 osteo Pity the Experts, Mystery was in the air. = Y) 2s Soo, |} Pm not a baseball expert, (To de continued.) <= i They must de feeling faint. Wilson memofial that put the project ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. : the top in Stamford, and they] Meyer—No. she couldn't do it. Silvern—Do not know the Why not ask Tere 4 witentileds ® new bill to-morrow night under Richard G. Herndon’s manage-|taking along several .plays, one of] A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. FOOLISHMENT. PUT IT IN THE ACT, rong.| wise Ferguson will begin rehearsals| ment, which she will be seen in over there. Mike Doblin, who had his tong] fiere was a youny lady named Luce,| Farmer (At midnight)—Who's pies : A no tool’ on @ load of the fulec hat chicken coop? +7 7 ' ip will produce the new] The Minskys will continue the], i acuetly RS Who took a load of th ‘ t e TO REBUILD THE STAGE. Ig "Phe Wheak OF Tita" am: Oots 40. cine ieee at ine Garrick Theatre, | Thursday night midnight shows at the|°e#" cut of ently, i roaksa "] While playing at poker Voice (From within)—Dey ain’y The Selwyns will send Barney GOSssiP Charles Ruggles is to have a role in| philadelphia, to-night. Park, using it to try out new]™P into hair necktles which he sell They wanted to choke her, ana in here, boss, 'eceptin’ us chie! and Alexander Carr, in” Balieff's “Chauye Sours prescotsl A Clean Town," now ig rehearsal Pogsy O'Nelj has sailed for Londop, ' sketches, int - at a ball a dollar,—Wellsville Opuc. | Because she was raiving the deuce, —B. “-~ as 1 a aa ar St Sess: ———