The evening world. Newspaper, October 4, 1922, Page 32

ws and Gossip | WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 4, waa | Good Evening ij JOE’S CAR sendin baie By BIDE DUDLEY ey ea (Poms oF cE Two little lips on my cheek; Lesile M. (it’s a girl), who Jives in One little gurgle, of happiness} tne cleaner section of Brooklyn, is , out after the baby grand mother of One little squirm and a squeak. | Pe#rl freight car, offered as the prize “ we ..| in this contest. Needing a husband, One murmured Daddy in baby she has penned these words: . ANYBoby'D “WINK You OWNED A Rous - ROYCE “TO HEAR Y TAK — My caR'S GOOD ENOUGH “to GET Us THERE, AIN'T IT? WHAT'S TH'MATTER WIM “he, OLD BOILER ED? sHe DON'T SEEM “To BE PULLING VERY WELL ON “H! HLS ! AN 1, Don't Live. You 7 ALWAYS REFER “6 MY CAR AS AN OLD BOILER ! Wuat's Eatin’ you? SHE PuLLs FINE! ish tone, ; One little yank at my hair; sine enewee ee weneenecr a! These, f i Vout I'm just nobody's girl. » from a two-year-old young- In Ufe's gold-plated jewel case ster { own, I'm the neglected pearl. Help me to banish dull care. I want a man to wed me, " * . . I want one merely sweet. Two little feet with their ten little Ftenke $id Mim gllich 0 dave ti, toes I'l grad one off the street. Sticking me, kicking in glee; = = aaa One little fist that connects with eel Paeae ia and attacked is enemy viciously. vp btctoced A “Excuse me, Mr. Floosh!” said Then one big hug and he's free.) tne princess over the phone. {These make a mixture that fills] «Papa is fighting the ragman to the brim again.” » One rough old Dad's cup of joy; Lady-in-Waiting Dugan went out and stopped the battle. The Nightly | thank, the Sup One Princess dropped in a chair. for him, “well, I'll be danged!” HM-mI GENERAL GYPPER™ oh Oe A : = Do Like TO 5 ged!” she +} ‘i p ‘ ee God, what a boy—what a boy!] saa. leas hed nv fon pe a : ey 4 GLONVERSE ANITA (To Be Continued.) of -MPHe@e HE MIGHT PAY j A PAYS SUCH CLOSE 2 ‘ \ : AU TENTION ® ONIN “THING HE OBSERVATIONS. ‘HIS AND THAT. In spite of his name, George qT A T Featherstone, Secretary to Gév. Mil- One of the visiting bankers, James Ringgold of Denver, ft taking a Sere nearer’ very prominent part in the work of Al Smith is to be notified of b15} the convention and we are glad to Romination to-morrow. Don't tell! now tt, Eighteen years ago Jimmy Bim; they want to surprise him. Ringgold was our room-mate in Myra Madeline Grey informs us that| Swenson’s boarding house, the Ar- the noticed an “ad” recently read-| lington, in St. Joseph, Mo. We had fing: “Will sublet beautiful doctor’s| a small room on the top floor of the office.” annex and it contained two single Strange as it may seem, every| beds. One bed had a hard ridge in time the Kansas football team scores} the middle; the other was fairly ® point in the game with the Army| comfortable. We never thought the Saturday it will be a West point. day Jimmy Ringgold beat us to the ‘ comfortable bed that he would be- come a prominent banker, At that THE ROYAL BOOTLEGGER: Nas bn i the rem we be jeved he'd become a hold-up man or EE en eee encxare | something just as mean. Jimmy left HEY MOM ~THE Convention.) town after we had roomed together Just MoveD 1 Now, MY MA WANTS 42 Princess Fanny of Peppermint | about six months, and when Myre. as- Meare Shoo pelle ae nay ear a SrIeNU Kit) SUR: Lal L sags | slept late the morning after the | Signed us a new companion we MY MA WANTS T' 5 Is R WANTS T' Zz PoP COME OVER KNow— KIN SHE | grasshopper episode. She needed | grabbed the comfortable bed. In view KNow Kin s#e Oe id ane: ; an PuT UP & Borrow Pop . by Fest as her nerves were worn out. | of his wonderful success we hope the ToRROW VER BoRRow ~YOuR SHELF FoR HeER- FoR & WHILE Chamberlain Brown had told |New York hotel which 1s Jimmy's HAMMER an NAILS HAMMER AN NAILS | — be King John the girl was threaten- | stopping place hasn't tried to foist a {ng to marry a Commoner and | bed with a hard ridge in the middle tche feared to face her father. At | off on him. He'd probably blame us 11 o'clock Mrs. Dugan, her Lady- | for it and we don’t want to get in fm-Waiting, entered the bed | bad with any prominent bankers. chamber and bowed. a “It is almost lunch time,” sho ‘We were in Cleveland Monday and gaid, “and we're going to have called on Robert McLaughlin, the pigs’ feet.” theatrical pooh bah of that city. One ‘The Princess leaped clear out | Of Bob’s ventures is a stock company of bed and waved her arms ex- | at the Metropolitain Theatre. In eitedly. the lobby of this playhouse he has put “Pigs’ feet!” she shrieked, |% library containing thousands of “Can this be true?” books. Patrons of the theatre may It all seemed so absurd. Why |read them. But Bob goes further. should this fair girl, as gentle as | When he presents a book play with 4: KATINKA ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. « He Now Has a Permanent Address! the dew, be confronted with pigs’ | his company he gives away coptes of 7 i E HE SAYS HE PUT ANA i 'T LAUGH! HE MUSTA iD ‘OPLE feet for lunch? It looked like a | the book to.patrons. He is to stage aS Meer es RN SOUT dust Pauee thee ABOUT His "OIL STOCKS "IN THE MADE pune oF FRIENDS: ir erelia oH oN OF — ; pict. “Main Street” soon and figures he'll OUTA SOUTH AHERICA FOR UNCLE HANDED Hitt AN PAPERS Doni THERE AN! TW0!|' ——- HE Goes, ON To SAY DON'T CosT HIM A 4s WRITIN “Yep, pigs’ fect,” sald Mra, | distribute, tree of cost, at least 5,000 SELLIN’ PHONY Slocks, You { JOIL WELL LITHOUT THe DousH| DAYS LATER EVERY PERSON /|THar He HASN'T PAID A PENNY Ee! tes WRIING a Dugan. coptes of the book. We wish he'd] | OUGHTA READ THE LETTER T| |TORUN IT— IS No REASON LIN TOWN WAS LonKN FOR MEALS oR BOARD SINce ||CENT To LIVE ! ON PRISON # ‘The telephone rang. Floosh, | make a play of “Bolivar Brown” and SUst_G6T FROM HIM! WHY HE'S A PAKIRE Me AEE NED) : the American, was calling. put it on. The royalty on 5,000 copies “Will you marry me, Princess?” | Would buy us a fine overcoat and we be asked. don’t mind saying the overcoat ques- 5’ Before the girl could reply old | tion is causing us considerable con- King John stuck his head in the | °¢F- door. = “Just had a couple of snifters AND NOW PERMIT US ef rye,” he announced. to suggest that any murderer “Wahoo!” The sound came who wishes to get the maximum from without. All looked. of space in the newspapers for ‘The ragman was rounding the his work delay operations until eorper. after the World's Series has been King John, infuriated at the decided. é Booth Tarkington, and will stage before the present season is poms WHY “DAY 1S WHAT THEN CALL. TAD: WOOP - "FMT DURN This one was turned down by almost | FOR HE DAY = (FNOU GET TAPPED WHILE, BRICK SLIPPED HERE COMES TUBBY W 13 a dozen New York producers, SE BATA RITA PI SORORTTY | | WALKING AROUND THAT MEANS YOU'RE = WONDER IF SHE Pate sort coe ~\SWI'T HAT WONDERFUL? i ST] [WANTED IN THE SORORITY WA Ano THINK THEY OUGHTA, Booth, entitled ‘The Hurri- * Charles Richman will have the leading role and he will be featured. MISGUIDED ADMIRATION, Dolores Edwards of ‘he Passing GRE, L BELIEVE TU! NOW DAD APPROVES. Show of 1922" heard some of the « WHABYA MEAN WAL AROUND ~r' When Percival Knight, now ap-| Winter Garden stage hands talking $e ; “APP ED! B. | sURE LKE To Pesring in his own play, “Thin Ice," poh night, To Willle Howard she K \ B \_GeT INIT years old he ran away ‘8 wonderful how well-educated this stage crew is. Just now I heard one of them mentioning Homer.” At that point a “grip” was heard to say: “I'll bet Babe gets a homer tp the first game. - Gossip. George C, Tyler and Hugh Ford will produce “Merton of the Movies” at the Montauk, Brooklyn, Monday night. ‘The Philadelphia Inquirer will en- tertain some baseball fans at the Hippodrome to-night, Rodolph Valentino, himself, wij) ~ ~ see “East of Sucz” at the Hltinge to- [7% maxing *|night. A box has been reserved and | ¢xtra matinee at the Republic Theatre|the bankers for to-night’s “Kempy"| the box office of the Auditorium in A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. FOOLISHMENT, Thus making the darn thing a ska Biabt, A bes na’ Goumeaie Gas, nertgrnianinn, Cleveland last Saturday afternoon] Mickey Higgins left for New York]! once took a trip on a freight train, train, Fifty student® of the American] The Minskys have decided to con-| Ned Wayburn has engaged Muriel] 4nd night, to-day In a box car, taking his big} 'T7'was nice, tho' I found it a late Academy of Dramatic Arts will see| tinue the present bill of burlesques at ughiin of Cleveland|‘Fools Errant” at Maxine Ellictt's|the Park Music Hall indefinitely. Kelly have obtained the| Theatre to-night. The entire seating capacity of the “Abie's Irish Rose” will have an| Belmont Theatre has been bought by Stryker of the Ziegfeld ‘Follies as a] Harry Burns, Italian comic, sup-| jack knife along. Will he see the srain, dancer at the Walton Roof, Philadel-| ported by Carlina Diamond and} World Series? He will if he has to When near @iesihunk PUT IT IN THE ACT, phia. Charles Senna, ig at the Palace this} whittle down the whole fence.—Wells- Sousa’s Band attracted $17,700 tol week. ville Optic. ‘ “Hi The train crew got drunk, Peter eee my horee %